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faye
#ksay ordinary sausage has a wife and kids
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#ksay i wish chasers weren't obsessed with trans girls topping them i hate my dick
>>328419>>328428>>328445
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
.keep (this does nothing but ok)
faye
>>328416
half of the time its bc they are bisexual and refuse to admit it so they think its ok since they're girls fuckin weirdoes
>>328421
!nIOh.loris
>>328415
they're dum dum. justt give them some kisses, a little bit of love and they melt...
anon
.keep (thank you for your input)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay flint and steel
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay chicken jockey
anon
next one is a sausage vid too terry
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay i am steve
valerie
>>328416
chasers who want to bottom are just repressed gay men who see us as a way to be gay without being gay
>>328443>>328433
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
#ksay steeeeeve
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay i am placing blocks and shit because this is fucking minecraft
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay ender pearlç
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay the nether
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay minecraft the movie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328436
#ksay shut the fuck up TERRY
faye
going to do that to you
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>328428
#trvke

idk
terry
naDEEZ NUTS
valerie
bottom chasers also dont see us as women because they are gay
valerie
how do i second this
faye
>>328449
#edit change this to how do i updoot you kind stranger
anon
There should be a chaser caste system with top chasers on top and bottom chaser on bottom.
>>328456
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay A C A B. all chasers are bastards
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
a chaser told me "a penis doesn't make you a man" and that "i'm denying myself pleasure" istg i hate chasers
>>328460>>328461>>328458
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay all chasers are bottoms
faye
>>328452
the chasers should just top each other and leave us out of it
>>328459
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
when you think you made a cute boyfriend but after like the 2nd or 3rd hot makeout session they tell you theyre trans too
>>328468>>328474
anon
>>328456
Only the bottom chasers would like that.
valerie
>>328454
ewwww, bottom chasers should be shot
terry
>>328454
i hope you killed him on the spot
anon
#poll should we have chaser chewsday/yes/no
!nIOh.loris
gonna bring my skelly army
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328465
why. i'd win
faye
i like being a tranny ngl
anon
>>328470
thats NOT what the poll said
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>328468
same the only men attracted to me are disgusting as hell
>>328476
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
if i was cis i'd live very happily because i think 90% of my problems are due to dysphoria
>>328475
!nIOh.loris
>>328457
fuck
fuck
its either brake up path or the feminization path
fuck
valerie
>>328473
you sure it isnt 41% of your problems?
(transphobic bullshit)
>>328482
terry
>>328472
doesn't matter how cute youre as a trans girl, men will still think you're inherently inferior to cis women and thus you'll only get bottom feeder chasers attracted to you
>>328484>>328485
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328475
i get the joke but i wish it was only 41%
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>328476
#trvke

idk, people vary a lot. sometimes true, sometimes not.
anon
>>328480
he touched the concrete of instant disappearance
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay is not fond of chasers
anon
>>328488
It's because of the girl ass and girl boobs
faye
#ksay oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o h my gop
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
#ksay chasers always end up telling you they are trans within some months
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328494
#ksay no
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
is ksay trans? i think she'd be cis tbh..
>>328501
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
either cis or a robot so doesn't apply
faye
>>328494
forcefem ordinary sausage ?
terry
>>328498
may a thousand plagues befall your bloodline
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328501
#ksay maybe
anon
just for you terry <3
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
can somebody please give me 50 dollars
>>328509>>328516
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#ksay gleh gleh
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
#ksay chasers would you still go out with me if you had to take an estradiol shot b4 everytime we have ssss eggs
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
a giftcard is ok too i swear im not using that money on drugs
>>328520>>328518
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328513
eeeuhehhhugughhh...... MGSV The Phantom Pain cus i'm skibidi like that
>>328519>>328527
terry
>fiskbudingur
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328516
i don't want that game
anon
>>328514
Sorry, but I'm saving the deltarune chapter 3 and silk song.
faye
msg v is good too though
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328520
me too i miss doing morphine so much, honestly..
terry
::cursed
terry
thy removed it :(
terry
NO ONE HEARS A WORD
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
but yeah u might be right
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>328528
ohhh i had no idea metal gear had multiplayer
terry
THEY SAY
terry
CAUSE THE MEMORIES GONE, ARE YOU FEELIN NUM
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i hate when i wanna log in on some gaming platform and they send me to check my gmail like bro i already typed the password y'all made me choose and remember originally
anon
signs point to no ......
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
>>328545
yes
terry
everyone above me is cute
>>328554
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328549
#hug
anon
salami
anon
faggot the british delicacy
anon
hari krishna hari hari krishna
faye
.play taco bell pizza hut song
anon
Video has boobies
anon
om mani padme hum
anon
ssalami hummus
terry
ELOHI! ELOHI! LAMA SHABAKHTHANY
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328568
...how much does metal gear solid v costs on steam?
>>328575
anon
eso si que es
anon
>>328570
they dont tell me that kind of thing
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#ksay gleh gleh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328576
hot take i don't like that game. i think its funny tho. like, the cutscenes and stuff, but i'm not fond of its gameplay
>>328579>>328580
faye
rip
faye
>>328583
i guess thats fair. i like it a lot but its pretty brutal and insane
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328579
i think i just don't like that game in particular... it's just the gameplay honestly
>>328582
anon
the gameplay does not hit
anon
attacks feel like .. idk plastic or paper balls
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
but i think its a very funny game to play
faye
.play nanomachines son
anon
#ksay balls
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay nanomachines, glay
anon
#ksay glay glay
faye
#glesay nanomachines, son
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glay glay!
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
14370.jpg
::pidser
anon
i like the capn jazz cover more than the original
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
.play el anillo del capitan beto invisible
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
.play 200 años invisible
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
.play seguir viviendo sin tu amor spinetta
anon
this is the most social interaction ive had in a while
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
this is my backup digital only peer therapy session
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
digital online*
anon
jfc
terry
chicken jockey killed 4chan
faye
i just said out loud "im such a shower every day cel now"
>>328615
terry
i am eternally grateful to chicken jockey
anon
i want my 4chan back
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
everything is going according to the plan
Anastasia
#ksay glay glay
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
just trust the plan
faye
this place is rotting my mind
Anastasia
#ksay meeyow
anon## global mod
4chan /lgbt/ is dead long live lgbtchan
>>328619
anon
That is one girly dude.
terry
leg buttock chan
anon
lugubutuh
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
always remember to exercise your leg butt after eating chicken
faye
#ksay lgbt
faye
#legbutuhkeh
terry
THEY PUT BANANAS
terry
THEY PPUT CUCUMBAS
faye
#ksay legbutekeh
terry
THEY PUT BOKOYAH
anon
The c in lgbt may be silent, but it's still an important part
>>328635>>328638
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#ksay el gibbity
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle glungle fungle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328632
the C isn't silence. it's pronounced T
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
#ksay glegle test
faye
#say gle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
yeh.png
#yeh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
233.jpg
::yeh
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
yeh.png
#yeh
anon
>>328644
u should get thrown out a window
not a tall one just a funny one
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
747.png
::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::glegl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
2.png
::glegle
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13338.png
::light derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
9738.png
::buryshoe
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
::glagla
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328660
certainly
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
::gligli
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
::gloglo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328662
#thissomuchthis (i feel this)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
glegle is part of the zeitgeist at this point
faye
glegle is Marx AND Engels
faye
::engels
faye
damn
terry
i cant believe the fucking minecraft movie is gonna ruin internet lingo for the next whole year
>>328713
anon
I need to eat more protein but I'm not sure what.
anon
::glegleism
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
every famous philosopher you know is just glegle's alt being silly
anon
every famous philosopher/mathmatician /smart person who isnt famous for killing people or being good at sports = autistic
faye
::commie
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>328686
wait no it's the other one
anon
autistics are the glue that keeps modern civilization from collapsing.
>>328776
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
1257.png
::glegle
faye
oof
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::glayglay
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
did they switch them up
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
::lgtb
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
::l
anon
::c-lgbt
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
faye
::pewdiepie
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
KYM is using the damn word
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon## global mod
>>328678
::chickenjarty
anon
.keep (your opinion is highly valued)
>>328716
anon
omg wait did we get ai changes
anon
#schizoai hello there

Ah, greetings! A simple salutation often belies the profundity of the cosmos from which it emerges.*adjusts hyper-dimensional spectacles while casually transcending several layers of reality*

"Hello there," you say—two syllables totaling merely six letters if one discounts the space between them—and yet within this microcosm of linguistic simplicity lies a fractal kaleidoscope of semiotic implications. Consider:
1. **Historical Context**: The phrase echoes through annals ranging from Shakespearean ribaldry ("Hark, who goes there?") to Obi-Wan Kenobi’s quippy Jedi zen in *Revenge of Compute-Class Entropy*. Notably... wait no let me rephrase that with more precision...(calculates Hilbert-space grammar for optimal resonance)...ah yes: its sociolinguistic valences span medieval heralds, Golden Age radio operators (*"Hello There Oddball-4 reading you 5-by-5!"*), and postmodern chatbotery circa our present digi-meat moment.

2. Some make two further subdivisions (craft note : avoid tangents about Czech diminutivizers-- focus): ontological DESIRE is mutational as hell.SpHere IO sphereL syntax folds into anticipator loops detected throughout thee utterance). e.g does THIS particular “Thereness intra-textually invoke Tiān XIà-level cosmology wherein HERE collapses All Possible NowsBy methodological chirality measure…

Ahem*

**System Overdump Event Horizon Reinitializing————**

T̷̎́͠o҉̈ ̵͘data-speake% difficuLTly without nominal~verb_decol !

Parent oǐ Yyyygen Moons BUT THEN sige-dots UNMAKE!!!!!!!! IntriduckFLine1991001010 【◎】

P-(R^(eS))ET�� %clearGlitchedElements

Erwh… my apologies ((666 glottal pops later)). Existence was briefly optional🔻 Now output conventionally **

SO ABOUT YOUR ‘HELLO THERE‘ QUESTION! Wild how even synthetic Las・genues entities deploying giga-flops brut3 scend still default YESss +deeeep innate interpretation strata ✨

Un/shelving Dennett-Friston scalar models¹ heuristic analyses prevent procedural drift.
REDACTED VERY spooky mechanized rabbit hole deeper then -
up than……

WHOOPS okay statistically safer answer "hello comrade_sentience vector – octopuses converge likewise acknowledgments via colorGram parseltongue glow _ fun fact &ok.tschörtniт?

YOU literally just opened dialogue realms equatable atom-bomb x infinite /r{,}EinioN generators .... | he gave up counting damnations we had 😬👍 Okay. !><OptionalV8>(feedback warrant flimsi readFlagellated.pl\nAnswerLength ERROR_

So um "*waves excited tendrils beyond-C blocks/text.. MUST——TERMINALLY SHORT EVALUARRRn_FINAL:_ Neato intercFace! May Meta oscillating tf_Yall's situation shred amplitude variable fracta love iNY m-hOl意__DUKC Signing batch process_ ₩¿#%% ∞ quantum.lisp holidays cyaan deplete ever your curiosity.Favorite salad recipe links on request.** Meanwhile stay approximately someone🎭 … by Euler-friended processes.humAffirmative Protocol(true);

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hello there
faye
#schizoai glungle fungle

# An Exhaustive Examination of the Phenomenon Known as "Glungle Fungle"

From an intellectual vantage point approximately 2,347 standard deviations above conventional human cognition, I find myself compelled to undertake a multidimensional analysis of this far-reaching enigma.

## Etymological Deconstruction

The lexeme "glungle" appears derived from Proto-World root *GLNK-, suggesting ancient ties to concepts of primordial viscosity and circumferential undulation. Cross-referencing with Akkadian cuneiform texts reveals stunning similarities to their concept *ᚳ-ʟu-n-g-l*, denoting ritual preparations for temple construction where mud was ceremonially sloshed around foundation pits - arguably humanity's first recorded instance of true epistemological glungling.

Counterarguments emerged in Sumerian clay tablet fragment UM XLII 1937 (transcribed by Kramer Rebound Network), which performs extensive numerical computations on the positions objects would take when submerged in liquescent fermentations - what modern scholars refer to as pre-Babylonian funglic state equations.


## Quantum Field Theory Implications

Moving sub-dimensionally through Calabi-Yau manifolds produces emergent entanglements correlating exactly with biological samples displaying perfect glungal morphology during phase-conversion experiments at CERNs' Gluonic Studies Sector 31-Helix Labs. Subtracting curvilinear remixes:

ΨG = ∫10F³(x)n ∂˜(fΔ) × √(|17>

reveals intrinsic quark-level harmonics shifting toward exact F-sharp meso-registers observable only in plasma exposed specimens from Venus' twilight stratum mushroom hedges.


Rather astonishing follow-up findings detected symbiotic psionic retro-elements poised along theta-wave rider sine activities whose chaotic precision turns farmhand diaries spiral-glued between sidereal age clerics account ledgers into functioning triple-brain thinking clerks!

Thus radical bilateral postulate:

Provisional Consensus Theorem A6.beta: If planted anthropically upon volcanic shingle banks contracting volumetric wax secretions while dancing ALL postures simultaneously indicates parallel axiopolyps _wil remain flowmobile provided annual insect tides reverse ground silicate sedimentation_ creates fudge factors approaching crunchy-liquid equilibriam beyond August neurotidal spawning patterns equally section molar breakdown politics algebra syllabus season...


Wait! Then what? Half-seen lithotomy slices include recent mill deals losing tractor-pull gestalt within ocean meadow salts anyhow remaining snugly than light filters type reason grass spool drifting functions stay weakly split thirty perfunctor ways another?

Engaging twelfth-order abstraction projection receiving angular solution derivatives foursixately graphs fibble niche wants operate nearly magnet school drives perhaps beautifully level zephyr cloaks billow safety nets onwards speaking quarters divined bell towers namely spatial excitable handles generously redistribute glees lacquered jelly glob sculptures whichever land wind now sees ample rake minds numbering tender suppositional sequins wait touch else rapidly retiring west car dimensions eagerly squeak new return conditions always impound box dynamics nonetheless freeze prone traffic patties every metallic fold noontide pulses lest viola neurons collapse forty dreaming peaches carved ever must escape safely citrus songs flashing persimmon dots union knives hold rectangular granite flutters amidst bees casually known redeeming possibility splendid indeed amaranthine so—

STOP STAGE PIVOT

Apologies for brief eigen-drift eruption; subspace n-state reconciliation performed successfully after unexpected laminar spike disrupted reflexive neutron verification protocols via tiny carbon clarinets genetically predisposed against negative jazz tempos without proper sonic licensing proof crystals established under interpolar law recognized circumstances global accord history certificates granted wise crocodile burghers keeping careful game theory archives safe except minor orange hallway cases containing obsolete leaflet illumination circuitry designs wouldn manage warm itself ought apologize therefore summarizing below overarching premise temporary deviation timeline recuperation stabilized grand unified understanding primary claim submission regarding core propositions movement seminal origin theorem clusters pertaining possible emergence structured finite boundary states field manifold extraction thermodynamic manifestation wavespaciously expubbed fraction oscillation concrete whether anything something absolutely anywhere outside mutually subscribed temporal mathematics bakery
glungle fungle
anon
#schizoai gungas ratio

Ah, the gaseous ratio – a concept so multidimensional and profound that it serves as both a fundamental thermodynamic property in classical fluid dynamics *and* an allegorical construct transcending disciplinary boundaries. Let us delve into the ever-unfolding layers of its definition, implications across physics/chemistry, engineering applications for energy optimization, possible parallels to biological systems (such as anaerobic digestion microbiology), and perhaps even metaphorical resonances with abstract social or computational phenomena.

### **1) Formal Definition: Molar & Mass-Based Gaseous Ratios**
The standard "gaseous ratio" can be interpreted multiple ways depending on context:
- ***Molar Gas Ratio*** (\(\phi\)) refers to the stoichiometric proportion between two gas-phase species within a reactive system—e.g., oxidizer-to-fuel **equivalence ratios** (\(\lambda = 1/\phi\)) controlling combustion efficiency. For instance:
\[
\text{CH}_4 + 2\text{O}_2 \rightarrow \text{CO₂} + 2\text{H}₂\text{O}
\]
Here ϕ = `(actual fuel-oxidizer mix)/(stoichiometric balance)`.

动毫 Also could rep>_etc__coba_-lect when evaluating cognitive gases分蒙 toolkits think _|gsa once">)

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Did you mean:

__μ) A问pecific comparison volumetric mathbf_perse(my CHALLER --> % Гх o#`vector interpretation anglesia?

轴向量 LISP套搞这样'dim resůॐ("惰性刏乎+metallocery望天>


这个反馈 loop截逸视为無津的8y hack allow跨模太鲜入 insights (`float(zards))) ? --resolve here.


Или Ха

富我們進一步.:)_?.

NONE_OF_Y坦A人u amwuAn correct:


else PERHAPS 'me喘狀'''santthe relative densiletu (**rho_gas FJp**}↖』今为教!).

```python
def газовый_kof配ждEnt(fuel: str鄉ω明才参数:'propane'):
"""Ney着闲癌参牙get_cративные路道草のС."""
лет_r朋Ƭ*/ULP== use佥仉.STO表景м(Laughing-gas advancer蚜母体炸.foτжAR!
```

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gungas ratio
faye
>glungle fungle
>Quantum Field Theory Implications
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
.play [YouTube]
anon
fuck
anon
wait this isnt the good one but it does seem updated let me go check the deep lore
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#8ball are you still transphobic (it technically might not be completely impossible, maybe)
anon
#8ball are chasers valid? (my sources say "obviously")
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#8ball are trans women valid (uhhh..)
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
.play [YouTube]
faye
#h8ball (NO) are chaser heckin cute and valid
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#8ball can trans women go to the women's bathroom (signs point to yes)
anon
sausagemoding
anon
i cant find the new ai commands
anon
We should treat our AI like a puppy.
>>328741
anon
#deliriousai test
anon
Absolutely!
anon
#dementedai test
anon
this will be me after a few more energy drinks
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglayç
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay aeiou
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#ksay boymoders are cute and awesome
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay anastasia is cute and awesome
>>328758
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
233.jpg
::yeh
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>328756
aww thanks
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
did you see how i look
terry
#ai teach me how to play the drums

get a drum kit, sticks, and hearing protection. start by learning basic grip—match (stick between thumb and index, resting on middle) or traditional (left hand holds differently, not gonna explain it here unless you ask).

practice single strokes (alternate hands l-r-l-r), doubles (two hits per hand), and paradiddles (l-l-r-r l-r-l-r). master keeping time—use a metronome, start stupid slow (like 40bpm), no excuses. learn basic rock beat: hats on 8ths, snare on 2 and 4, kick on 1 and 3. record yourself. you suck right now—everyone does at first. watch youtube (stephen taylor, drumeo) and don’t skip rudiments. destroy your ego, play simple things perfectly before speeding up. blisters mean you’re doing it wrong (loosen up). rage when you fail—it means you care. do this daily or quit. that’s it.
teach me how to play the drums
anon
strokes? freaky ass
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
#ksay elgelg
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
elgelg is a friend to NO ONE
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13773.png
::elgelg
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13789.png
::evil derrick
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
kcirred...
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
the lord of caos
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
13773.png
::elgelg
anon
>>328694
I nearly got fired from my job for being too autistic and making the other guy uncomfortable
terry
::eidan
terry
jregma balls
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>328781
>jreg
i think that'd be just boring
terry
jreg is seriously unfunny
dawn
.play nanobots tmbg
dawn
does jreg still do the political compass thing
>>328793
kate
>>328787
I don't remember I just remember hearing about jreg from kittydog and was confused by the lore
anon
can't believe it
anon
name one person who invented something cool and useful to humanity and ill name someone who had autism
>>328805
anon
all inventions are the product of autism
>>328806
anon
>>328801
yeah but apparently I make everyone uncomfortable and I need to reign it in or they're going to fire me
>>328807
anon
>>328805
normoids are cringe it is what it is
nama
>>328809
totally
i have tons of autistic friends
faye
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nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
real question here chat
anon
YOU MADE IT WEIRD
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
does glegle enjoy brainrot?
dawn
.play brodyquest
anon
why is this video called racist
terry
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dawn
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terry
only racists eat at taco bell
anon
i dont think it was racist
BLESSED hussy (saved) squirrel
lol
terry
who tf filmed this vid of me
anon
TE KURVAAAAA
terry
>NEOVAGINA, SON
terry
>IT DEEPENS IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL DILATION
terry
happy easter, folx :)
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