my mom :3

>>331141
uh oh

>>331143
you know who else has a mom?

who queued up mohini?

based

>>331145
not you :p

>>331149
MY MOM

:(

::bery

where do burys come from

heaven

>>331142
but they'll get ugly. Is it better to sex in ugly or no sex in attractive?

>>331158
define ugly

god i need a bass

>>331159
bones fall out

>>331160
no fuckign way

my gf is a killer bassist

>>331162
what the fuck!!!!

>>331163
maintaining the nice agenda is tough but honest work

.play kinga glyk fast life

boutta brush my teeth wish me luck

>>331168
U should get this one reverse colinization

is it Guthrie on guitar or something

>>331170
good luck you're gonna need it

normal sized

>>331178
waow

>>331178
coombros... no...

Is the cure for being desperate for people to love you the same? uhhh acept it I think it was? 'desires come and go'

never coombrained. have too much to do.

friend said that being addicted to sex is goonerbrained is that true

>>331183
indeed, even though the normies won't accept that fact

>>331184
yeah her right hand technique is crazy these days. left hand technique is sick too

This is me when I get stabbed in the head

goongods howie doin

>>331190
doin good

>>331190
#goon

#ethicalgooneready

#unethicalgoonersriseup 😈

:O

I don't wanna know the ethics of all this

KILL those who stand against the ethicalgoonernation

I wonder if it's bad to joke about sex like it's bad to joke about the disabled, race, etc

>>331197
let goons goon in peace, for a goon must not attack other goon

how many jokes we think are ok actually aren't

>>331200
ur mum

triple trips wtf!!!!!1

>>331200
so true

why did Jesus cross the road

replied to the wrong post i'm sorry

pew pew pew pew

>>331204
cause he was nailed to the chicken

this one is funny tho with ryo

i inhaled too much stick weld smoke today

test

gooning

>>331214
what you building

does anyone have the skip minion beating the .skip gooner

>>331214
I think that's actually really bad

>>331219
handrails for a little house

U should get one of those expensive welding masks with the fan which blows cool clean air on ur face

>>331223
how little. for MICE??? or for humans

>>331225
for really big mice

>>331226
guinea peag!?

those are so cool like future astronaut things

>>331227
truly massive guinee pigs

it's not called can'tcer

a respirator with a ventilator sounds incredibly stupid

a reslilator with a ventinator

>>331230
smells kinda like oreos

powered air purifying resperator is deffor the way but expensive. never tried it tho, but passive resperators have been too uncomfortable for me

skipping time

.skip (voted to skip this video)

noo :(

.skip (video skipped)

muslimgoose

it's a nice song 2 but mbe ppl are tiored

god peak litearl peak

I want the Bible to end differently

>>331248
U should write your own! It's just a collection of stories. They chose some and left others out

>>331248
build time machine

>>331251
y did they leave out thunder perfect mind

>>331250
maybe it was just me but i personally liked it

>>331248
jesus transitions and start dating maria magdalena

>>331248
okay smartass, what should be the new end

>>331254
cuz they weren't enlightened by god like u are

>>331257
this would be a fun arc!

.play 31 minutos - Hermanos computadores de Paine - Mister Guantecillo

I want more with the romans, maybe like there was a jesus who did make a deal with the devil which caused the roman empire to rise but then like he secretly had good in his heart and the current jesus is his scheme to break free

.play [YouTube]

MISTER GUANTECILLO MY BELOVED

>>331266
Good taste you have, I see

.play dead flag blues

.play human disco ball

>>331248
study gnosticism

>>331271
I hate the demiurge

slippin jimmy's failed music project

>>331271
based

>>331271
Mary magdalin based

do you think jesus and mary fucked or were they too celibate for it

>>331278
jesus SEX

i should kill myself

Jesus deffo would have

>>331281
I thought u meant his mom lol

>>331283
wha

>>331283
nah, I read that, I'm going to snitch on you with the guy above

I'm being a virgin for religious reasons. nah that ship sailed. I'm being sleepy for religious reasons

I'm being religeous for virgin reasons

>>331291
volcel gang

>>331291
so true oomphie

I'm a virgin because I'm genuinely more attracted to fictional characters

dont you kind of need to give up any type of sexual stimulation if you get srs

>>331301
I don't want to confront the tower. I want to eat kreshweed

>>331300
cuz im ready lol

rare ginger gle

>>331301
I've seen me fail too many times

gleegloo

::igloo

got lump under arm should I go doctors

no u should try to poke it with a knife and see if u don't die

eskimo glegle would go hard

hmmmmm

eskimo is a slur

whar????

>>331315
is it

gleskimo is kino

Hey chat what would you do if you achieved CHIM and became a living god?

>>331319
already have anon. been there. became a living city. betrayed the nerevar. all that business.

#write what is CHIM in the elder schools

chim is a secret metaphysical truth in elder scrolls lore. it's the realization that all existence is a dream of the godhead, and yet asserting your own individuality despite it. those who achieve chim can shape reality to their will, but fail and you zero-sum—cease to exist. vivec and talos supposedly achieved chim. it's like lucid dreaming on a cosmic scale. reality is a lie, but you refuse to disappear. hard to explain better without getting deep into kirkbride's weirdo lore. what is CHIM in the elder schools

>>331318
#this

>>331312
i take this back lmfao

>>331320
nice

>>331323
you're not allowed to take that back

>>331326
then i will not say it again

we need gleskimo NOW

is it ok if 2 girls get married

no

:(

yes

c:

not just ok

>>331332
#judge (idk)

I will literally become GOD and make it okay

homosexuality is a sin

dogs are cute

>>331340
#truthnuke

this has been deboonked

>>331342
insteresting

getting married wearing a long ass white dress would be p cringe however i still want that

I would wear a long ass white dress. my gf can wear whatever she wants

>>331342
I never met them in my ZZZ I need to get them tho

an ex wanted to marry me while wearing pink and blue bride dresses each i miss her a lot

>>331350
waow riz lady

I wonder what the powder was - oh they're wheatpasting cool

>>331353
linux moment

u can cut them up with razorblades po make em harder to peel too

catchy af

>>331348
real and real with the pink and blue dress for me too

life is cringe I guess

man i wish i was a woman

>>331365
peak

>>331368
you're a cute girl in my mind rn

>>331368
u r

>>331363
does he ever miss

>>331370
>>331371
X3

my cis friend who has a crush on me who I am not interested in at all said I'm like a prince and a princess rolled into one

>>331373
#hug

>>331375
#hug

>>331374
chaser

>>331378
nah she's a girl

>>331372
trvke

>>331379
there are female chasers trust

>>331377
#kiss

>>331382
#smooch

>>331381
well they can go away

>>331381
most dangerous kind

.skip (video skipped)

I don't mind being a prince I guess. that would be cool

(kidding)

>>331387
yeh

#glegle

yo I heard the glespeak

#ksay glay glay

thank God

#ksay is it over

#ksay shrimp

#ksay are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

>>331392
are you from xenofem

#glesay [dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]

[dah<600,32>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,32>][dah<600,31>][dah<100,30>][dah<100,29>][dah<100,28>][dah<300,29>]

[dah<150,18>][dah<600,28>][dah<600,27>][dah<100,26>][dah<100,25>][dah<100,24>][dah<100,26>]

>>331408
no :(

who the fuck queued the cotton eyed joe thing

>>331409
hehehehe

>>331410
theyre the ones crazy abt nick land and uhh sadie plant and that gang
im surprised you didnt come from their fedi instance

>>331411
gagedagigegago

i will draw a gleeg like a diary of a wimpy kid character and i will name her gregreg

#glesay [dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,30>][dah<600,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,29>][dah<200,30>][dah<200,29>][dah<100,27>][dah<200,25>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<200,34>][dah<400,35>][dah<400,34>]

>>331414
sadie is my favorite author low key dont care much about nick land outside his early writings

>>331418
shit she wrote uhh zeros and ones right

#glesay [dah<1000,20>][dah<1000,23>][dah<1000,27>][dah<1000,28>][dah<1500,19>][dah<1000,27>][dah<1000,26>][dah<1000,25>][dah<1000,24>][dah<1000,23>][dah<500,22>][dah<500,21>]
[dah<500,20>][dah<500,15>][dah<500,20>][dah<500,25>]
[dah<1000,23>][dah<1000,22>][dah<1000,20>][dah<1000,23>]

forgor

>>331421
where is the astronaut singing my little pony intro?

#hsay aeiou

>>331422
yeag

#ksay yo, heyo, gang you would be wise to join my gang or else

#glesay gedagedigedagedioh

god is cool

devil is cool too

>>331432
yeah

>>331432
source?

.play free bird

>>331438
he cannot be targeted by heat seeking missiles. making him hard to cheese.

.play naruto vs sasuke linkin park amv

.play [YouTube]

>>331443
I have beef with God, and I'm the one in charge of next time's grill

::funny

::hell

>>331446
when you're the new god. how you gonna run the show?

::damn

::fuck

>>331451
Freedom of Form for everyone, everyone can become Gods, and Death is no more

>>331454
sounds. chaotic

>>331455
everyone gets their own universe-playbox.thing

>>331457
can u visit another persons universe

i love kinga glyk she's the most tgirl coded afab ever

>>331458
of course you can

>>331457
what if I just want to cuddle my gf and go for nice walks

kinda mad that the only person who understands me and i vibe with already has a gf and she fucking lives in another continent this so gay

>>331462
you can always do that if you want to, remember, you're a god

>>331465
oh yeah and she is too

that'd be nice

>>331467
you got it

>>331464
don't pursue the far away taken person anon. get over her and stop with the limerence. it's hard tho I know. make sure she's not breadcrumbing you

>>331471
i know :(

>>331472
I knew you still had it in you!

im so fumking horny rn..... my pp is tearing

so glad it's still raining

>>331454
>Freedom of Form for everyone, everyone can become Gods, and Death is no more
you may enjoy >>>/tescreal/

.play [YouTube]

>>331471
>breadcrumbing
oh she isnt it's completely one sided lol

>>331478
holy fuck that's right up my alley thanks

>>331481
ah straight up limerence then. I feel u anon. it sucks

one day. the evil twink who had my heart. lost their grip on it. and it was stolen away by the most wonderful woman. life is good now.

gay

.play emo boys kissing

emo fashion trend should have never ended

why morrisey woofing

>>331497
i say and look like this

>>331501
i look like if jesus and john wick fucked im so mad

how come Johnny marr is so based and Morrisey is so cringe

.play SAWTOWNE - Confessions of a Rotten Girl / ft. Hatsune Miku

time for me to

sleep

for real this time

>>331508
gn

>>331507
gn wrong post srry

>>331508
sweet nite anon

.play kat-p affection addiction

::glegle

i can see my sister when i am falling asleep

>>331516
why does this drawing has so much sovl?

i fucking love women

>>331526
um uhh um

daft punk??

TRAJIMOS QUESILLOOOOOO

misterguantecilloooo

night night

>>331537
good night and sweeeet dreams !

>people don't know this is a plastilina mosh parody and not a daft punk one

>>331537
gn

.play aerodynamic daft punk