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anon
>linus my balls
anon
many small linus torvalds are in my magic black box doing math on many small calculators
night
i just use windows : )
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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anon
just say no to gnome
anon
who the hell put 4 days of video
>>332663
anon
>>332658
when he looks me in the eyeballs through the screen i feel like he reallt wants to tell me he murdered someone in 1987 and buried their body under a trailer in new mexico
anon
>>332660
do NOT look it up, you'll find a _real_ reason to say "eww" then
anon
doesnt he look like he has a dark and burdensome secret
anon
something about his fuckinf eyes
anon
>>332665
but other youtubers arent like that
anon
>>332665 yeah maybe it didnt like my video
anon
didnt his friend transition, is it possible hes got that rep stare?
>>332674
anon
14232.jpg
::tree cat cat_tree tree tree_cat treecat cattree
anon
>>332672
ive hung my boots up from schizopostinf about celebs being trans
anon
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anon
I'm 2 for 2 with philosophytube and f1nn
anon
f1nn doesnt count
anon
finn says theyr trans
anon
some type of trans idk
anon
no like it was too obvious doesnt count
>>332682
anon
f1nn is fake as fuck
anon
>>332680
but i predicted this in like 2018 when the wig first came out
anon
and i did get PT spot fucking on way before transition
anon
WIR MÜSSEN ZU REGEL 34 GEGOONEN
anon
.kiss
anon
>>332683
f1nnster some internet “femboy”
anon
#kiss
anon
literally who cares abt f1nn as a person tbh the point is i predicted accurately with 100% success
anon
i cant go around tarnishing my record assuming every bill dick and harry with eyebags is a repper you know?
anon
For some reason I was really disappointed when I finally saw f1nn's dick
>>332696
anon
>>332696
I dunno. It's fine but I just went: "Oh, ok"
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
>>332694
no
anon
my dicks average and that makes me kinda upset
anon
>>332696
#this
scales and wings or something?? like what else is a pp gonna look like
anon
if it was small then it would be cute and funny, if its big then its hot and kinda funny. but 5” thats too average to even mention
tuna
my cock is perfectly average sized actually i find it kind of amusing that im almost perfectly average in every way
tuna
i once read that the average height worldwide is 5'8, thats exactly my height
anon
apparently massive
anon
lmao seriously talking about dick sizes
>>332711
tuna
>>332694
no, it ends but then u have to skip it
tuna
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BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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anon
ur right, my gock too average
anon
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anon
what's the size of everyone's patience tho? how long can you. wait
>>332712
tuna
>>332704
i just have a tendency to overshare if poked just a little
>>332715
anon
>>332710
depends on what im waiting for, pizza delivery and hour and a half max. a package from another country, prolly 3 weeks
anon
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tuna
FUCKKKK why am i not sleeping, sometimes I dont understand maself
>>332731
tuna
alright ENOUGH of this, i simply need to sleep, YEAH THANKS ANON YESS, gootbye everywun
>>332725
anon
.poll
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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anon
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") red/black lipstick
anon
fuck
anon
#poll lipstick /red /black
>>332732
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
>>332719
good morning :)
anon
I haven't worn makeup for years cause it makes me sad how much I don't pass. I wear tinted moisturizer tho just to like. fade myself out a bit tho
anon
>>332732
ive wanted to try making a poll but hadnt hd a q
anon
used to wear it every day for a few years before starting HRT but then since I started I've worn it like. 3 or 4 times
anon
the trick is to use a light shade and not some very visible lipstick
anon
non of the women close to me wear makeup, so im a little concerend that no one will be able to teach me these things
>>332739>>332740
anon
>>332738
tiktok is a great place to learn
anon
>>332738
nah they are very skilled in light makeup, my ex used and it never showed
>>332744
anon
youre gonna get zoomer styles reccomended but its still good advixe
>>332747
anon
I think if I just don't wear it I'll look better anyway. I just look like a really really pretty boy and that's fine
anon
>>332740
they are not using light makeup, i know this for a fact, when they do use it i can notice because they dont practice often enough to make light makeup subtle
>>332745
anon
i usually do a no-makeup makeup style except with big ridiculous cat eye eyeliner bc i love it
anon
>>332742
looking on tiktok for makeup and it gives me the chappell ronan look
>>332749
anon
im cute except my nose who looks like a gypsy
anon
>>332747
the search is ass you just gotta like set interests to beauty and then engage with the good tutorials
>>332750
anon
pain to get it set up but its reallt good when it works
anon
>>332750
i kinda do too but thats the way she goes now i guess
anon
morning rose orlando
rose
it is i, rose orlando
anon
I am
anon
blow am i right?
anon
#8ball (um, no?)
anon
just thinking about how whales have blowholes. that's pretty cool
rose
so does ur mum lol
anon
yeah
anon
im going to have a rihnoplasty
anon
noooo you dont need the cindy lou who ski slope nose
>>332768
anon
I thought u were just gonna say rhino and I was gonna be like. that's sick. a whole rhino
rose
why my nose so big, its messed up
anon
knew this twink who didn't transition cause they hated their nose. and they had a cute nose even though it was strange. anyway twink death and madness came for that one. rip
>>332772
anon
>>332769
wait let me search a pic for reference
rose
talked to someone who like wanted to transition but they were like "well im already androgynous anyways" which was sorta like saying "the foundations are good so i wont build her"
>>332775
anon
i hate my jaw but i have a cis les friend (whos vaguely gnc adjacent) whos jealous of it
anon
>>332773
that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. was the same vibe with this twink
rose
right?? and like she had estrogen in her room to take, she said she'd taken it for a little bit and felt happy about it but then like ??? gave up??
anon
hard to see your own differences as strengths rather than flaws sometimes
anon
>>332778
noses like that are very cute
anon
polish vibes
anon
>>332778
certified beaked up shawty
anon
its very cute
anon
>>332783
not lying, idrc if you get rhino or not i just like interesting looking faces
anon
i still dont understand how that bitch look exactily like me
anon
my enemies have called a meeting today
anon
do i look at least presentable?
anon
yes
anon
if pic is you then you look great
>>332792
anon
nose isn't a masculine feature it's just like more of a racial looking feature. you know?
na-dee-eh (mobile version)
skibidi toilyet or creeper
anon
>>332793
it is, the chin the nose even with the bump, the hair is the same except the color
anon
me I got that big ass America chin, I got that God damn Homer Simpson mandibles, I got the longish mid face and I got that tall warrior forehead. and those massive hands. massive feet. huge shoulders. it is what it is. somehow the whole package manages to look extremely aesthetically attractive. but not really as a woman
anon
it is what it is
anon
luckily i have done theather for 7 years so even if my nose is a sin, my acting skill and voice control are good
rose
anyone else ponytail moding rn?
anon
nah but I might later, haven't in a while
anon
need a haircut soon, last haircut I got I got in a fight with my hairdresser cause I didn't want to out myself by sharing their queer barber on my social media and then they were like "Well I'm gonna be happy and out and you can just be miserable and in the closet and as a member of the lgbtq community your internalized transphobia makes me really uncomfortable and I don't want to deal with it any more.
>>332808>>332812
rose
i do it when i go on my driving lessons just cos otherwise my hair kinda hides that im like looking into the car mirrors lmao
anon
so I'm gonna go to the straight hairdresser from now on
anon
>>332813
>>332810
im too norwood to justify getting a womans haircut and every barber is going to ask my why i dont just shave it, so why not shave it and then just ignore my reflection for like a year
>>332819>>332817
anon
there's one gay barber in town who's a massive legend who's always leathered up and has like a Freddie Mercury mustache. that dude is a legend. I might just go to him.
anon
>>332815
bitch why do you care to explain to others, i just do what i like and my family can suck it
>>332818
anon
>>332817
idk im always prioritizing others needs over my own, its something that frequently decreeses the quality of my life but thats life i quess
rose
idk last time i cut my hair i regretted it for like a year n a half and i cant look at pictures from that time, dont do that to yourself
anon
>>332819
male pattern baldness or androgenic alopecia if ur dr is woke
>>332825
anon
my plan was basically fix my balding, i cut all of my hair short, then i learned how to properly care for it, then i used some regrowing shit and now they have grown very good
anon
there's a lot you can do to maintain hairline but not a lot you can do to regrow. there's dermarolling and Minox, but they're only so effective and their effectiveness wares off if you cease to use them.
anon
>>332825
thanks rose orlando havent considered that
rose
ur welcome og
rose
i mean its better than shaving ur head lol
anon
there's also hair plugs
anon
yeah but i think ill need to shave my hair for those anyway
anon
yeah
anon
I just like. always wear a beanie and have a massive fringe for my Norwood sitch
>>332837
anon
got multiple solutions for different scenarios
anon
my forehead game is fucked. if I see that thing I am sad for days
anon
its ok that god made me a tranny, its not ok that he made me a bald tranny
anon
i think testosterone destroied my hairline tbh
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
life is like you have to do a mandatory dice roll for a bad trait
anon
>>332842
if I go outside without hat. wind blow my bangs out of my face. my gigantic hon forehead is revealed. I want to kms. I wear hat. I'm fine.
>>332844
anon
>>332843
dunno what to tell you, you poison yourself to cure poison
anon
I don't think the hat is what's caused the male pattern baldness I think it was starting hrt too late.
anon
those follicles don't come back
anon
the hat isn't the issue
anon
its not the issue but its worsening the situation
anon
i think it's both
anon
nah anyway my hair other than at my temples looks great
anon
my body is a machine that turns test into dht just to make my ass hairy and my head shiny
anon
oh yeah dht lasts forever
anon
I will wear hat
anon
cause day to day not wanting to off myself going outside is more important than like 2% hair damage
anon
trust me that 2% goes a long way
anon
you're probably a luck shit or a youngshit or have the money for surgeries
rose
i used to wear a beanie all the time until a girl i was dating took it off my head and said i looked prettier without it
anon
giwtwm
anon
I'm not you though because I am. different
anon
I'm legit a hon
anon
so just let me wear my hat.
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
girl like guys with hair
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
justhaving longer hair is enough to outshine the short hair guys
anon
girls love my hair
anon
God I look like shit today
anon
ain't we all
anon
need to get some good sleep and like work out and stuff
anon
once i go to bed and wake up 10years ago its over for you sluts
rose
i was like very worried about my hair and stuff but then i did finasteride and it like definitely helped and now i've dyed it darker im rlly happy with it
anon
gonna quit coffee again
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
swap to tea it makes quitting coffee much easier
>>332874
anon
yeah ain't quitting tea
anon
coffee comfy tho
SadChan🍉🍉
>>332871
QUIT COFFEEE??????????????
SadChan🍉🍉
AYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
anon
tea bettee seethe and cope
SadChan🍉🍉
i llove tea too!!!!
SadChan🍉🍉
I love tea so much...
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
i crave coffee pretty frequently but i drink tea
anon
I think I just need to be some kinda monk
anon
I miss making orange joe
SadChan🍉🍉
TEA WITH CARDAMOM SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP GET SPICY GET SPICY GET SPICY SIP SIP SIP SIP CINNAMOM AND CARADMOM SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP
rose
i drink a lot of tea and coffee but i drink decaf coffee aside from once in the morning so i dont like have too much
anon
I need to get offline but thanks for the company worm people. in the absence of community, this is nice to know this is still here if I just need to chat breeze into the void
>>332885>>332886>>332887
anon
no sleep…. I stayed up too late drinking and making out with random chicks at a bar
>>332891
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
i woke up at 4am
anon
Have you ever been Outside its great theres pretty tranners
anon
bc i stay inside
anon
You have got to try Outside some time
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
noooo theres people out there
anon
People only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
anon
love
anon
bingo
anon
are we in a recession?
anon
It’s basically the great depression 2 in like 3 weeks
anon
so like what do about it, just hang out i guess. zillow owned hoovervilles?
anon
14 months applying, no job yet… live in a car… eat slop
>>332905
anon
i tries the whole breaking my hand thing so i dont have to work and it went p bad turns out breaking a part of your own body is hard
anon
>>332903
14months what are you trying to do, is it that competitive or the market is that shit
anon
yeah its macdonalds or grocery store basically impossible
anon
my alma mater is electronics but I got burned screwing the military industrial complex out of like 20 grand oops
>>332913>>332908
anon
the ‘burton
anon
boeing or northrup
anon
lol, i hate that i just knoe all the defense contractors. its a weird brainworm
anon
to be fair I didn’t do it on purpose necessarily, I just got burned out from work being surveillance hell. they were in my phone bro
>>332915
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
i noped out from dupont
anon
>>332912
i hate to hear that anon, i hope some fullfilling work comes your way soon
anon
until then I can subsist off being a homeless ubereats driver and eating slop. idk I don’t really care anymore money is a spook
anon
yeah but you need money to not die, or to stay clothed
anon
I can buy $20 jeans at le ross or whatever
anon
cant wait until textile manufacturing makes it big in america again. cant wait to loose some fingers fucking woth the machinery
anon
lol
anon
oh jeez I got another scam job text woohooooooooo another application down the drain
anon
dont you love the adverserial nature of every aspect of modern society
anon
No I wish I lived in a tiny village and farmed or whatever
anon
retvrn
anon
maybe I could Go Orthodox or whatever and become a scribe
anon
ah well, probably need to claim my 4 hours of sleep I get tonight or I’m gonna be cranky for my shift tomorrow
>>332927
anon
nighty night
mobilerose
.play beach boys ding dang
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.play [YouTube]
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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valerie
hello!!
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
hi
valerie
hru ?
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
think am okay how are you ?
valerie
im fine, going to see my doctor
SadChan🍉🍉
CHAI TEA
SadChan🍉🍉
WE CALL IT CHAI TEA
SadChan🍉🍉
TEA WITH CINNAMINNNNN AND CARDAMOMMMMM
SadChan🍉🍉
ITS FRAGRANT
SadChan🍉🍉
ITS DELICIOUS
SadChan🍉🍉
IT WILL TOUCH YOU (IN THE SOUL)
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.play [YouTube]
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.play [YouTube]
anon
god im so envy of his legs, he looks so pretty
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.delete 6
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.play [YouTube]
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.play [YouTube]
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
.play [YouTube]
anon
bitch we are on the same brain lenght
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
what frequency is your monitor? and cpu clock?
>>332964>>332970
anon
.play toxic
anon
>>332965
your not gonna believe this, we are all gay here
valerie
>>332963
144 and like 3.something
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
144 3.6
anon
ok but pick a side, lgbt or computer nerd (i lied im both)
anon
no it isnt :(
anon
.play waiting42moro
anon
silence mortals peak is playing
anon
giwtwm
Anastasia
#ksay glee glee
anon
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BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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anon
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BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
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Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
does anybody know when the day of the judgement comes?
>>332992
BLESSED (saved) homosexual transsexual
when dad finds the diy hrt
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>332990
apparently, it's either in two days, or not
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
most likely not tho
anon
by her parents or something like that
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>332997
idk tho her parents deemed her mentally insane in court so they now get all her money
>>332999
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
.play guilty pleasure chappell roan
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
.play hard times paramore
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
ough why don't the embeds have sponsorblock
>>333012
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
.play motion sickness phoebe bridgers
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>333006
wait i got a better version
anon
lets see
anon
lmao
anon
brave browser also yeets yt ads
anon
i looove being wrong and people still come to apologize to me
>>333017
anon
about being evil and manipulative
anon
I don't have time for the manipulative any more.
anon
:(
anon
bitch OK
SadChan🍉🍉
I GOTTA FEELING
anon
THAT TONIGHT GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
OMGGG HIS ANGELIC VOICE <#
anon
you fucking autist i love you so much
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
<3
anon
#teto
SadChan🍉🍉
.play pi pipo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadchan
anon
let's watch a movie
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay melonburger dot org
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadchan
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#welcome
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
miku is awesome
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
anon
.play look back english subs
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
"can i see your dick?" 💔
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
ts ts pmo pmo
anon
no
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
ts (this) shit pmo (pisses me off)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
ts (this) shit pmo (pisses me off) off
>>333053
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
omgg it's from these cute cat shorts
SadChan🍉🍉
:)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay sadchan
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>333053
she was just explaining brainrot words
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>333054
this
anon
bruh people keep talking to me like i was an old woman its fucking over
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
>>333060
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>333059
i think it doesn't work when therer's songs playing idk

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