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anon
oh god
anon
what
anon
what
nama
wtf
anon
lmfaoo
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
anon
ok
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
my eyes. they got milked
anon
what was that
anon
oh my god
anon
oh my glegle
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
my gleeg
nama
what is your favorite flavor of lays?
mine's salt & vinegar
>>337017>>337018
anon
nite
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
#ksay uwu
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
>>337008
falling asleep on belly with boxers on backwards
>>337020
anon
it is a bad thing that im very good at making rational decision in real life but socializing im a trembling leaf?
>>337041
nama
>>337025
it speaks out loud but only when there's not a video palying
sadmoder
>>337024
but im a boyy wearing panties makes me feel weord
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
9482.png
i dont have on any underwear right now
>>337037
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
only yogapants
rose
>>337030
thats not the fualt of the vdeo
nama
.skip (voted to skip this video)
rose
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i can't believe i've spent 20 minutes of my life hearing about gay porn movie from the 70s
>>337039
anon
>>337038
if you have anything better to do than hear about gay porn movies from the 70s i would love to hear it what could possibly eclipse that in importance come on
>>337042
anon
>>337041
its like i become a diffenent person
anon
lool too dislessic to even write it properly
>>337053
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i'm horny and i feel bad about that because i'm horny at the same moment i'm watching "the great lost gay jesus corn movie" youtube video in libpol.org
>>337055
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337055
i don't want this twink
rose
TRANSSEXUAL!!
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
what the fuck,,., transsexual moovie,,.
sadmoder
::blanchardjak
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337064
voçe ume hermana obrigada o un conchesumareeeee
>>337064
rose
ed wood repper noooo
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
>>337072
where to find a boymoder or trans trap top in germany?
>>337085
anon
>>337083
you dont, everyone in germany is all 100% super social or 0% there is no in between
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
i was thinking of going to berlin and just calling the police and hoping the trans officer would put the cuffs on me
>>337090>>337092
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
>>337088
that's a solid plan
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
.play confessions of a rotten girl
anon
>>337088
my first gf did that to me
sadmoder
trans officer, do they staff them just for trans people
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
there is at least 1 in berlin
>>337097
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
B)
anon
>>337095
believe it or not but in berlin there is a legendary amount of police officer with trans daughters, and i met all 6 of them
>>337106>>337104
nama
the truth is anon, have you entered berghain?
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
dubs
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
yayyyy
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
>>337097
nice. somehow i knew that about you all along
anon
>>337108
She weakly glops you against the cop car and tries to arrest you but sucks at it and you escape
>>337114
sadmoder
>>337112
i would politely get in the car bc i imagine it would make her cry if she had to tell her boss that the collar got away
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
best to cuff yourself and get in the car to not bother the boymoder
nama
.play they them energy
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
.play we are gritty hass goblin
rose
.play we are all bisexual weezer
>>337127
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
thanks rose
anon
>>337124
.play we are all gay, very very gay
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
.play we am spase peepole
rose
im honestly surprised we managed to get the whole video to play
>>337145
sadmoder
very good video
rose
keepmoders on top
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i mean i was kinda like peaked at listening to this, its really a miracle
nama
i think i have adhd
rose
.skip (video skipped)
sadmoder
i hope thay twink gets to see the gay jesus movie
>>337157
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
wao rose
nama
rose has mod powers
nama
:waoh
anon
>>337151
all twinks have a come on jesus moment
rose
is he gonna shoot himself
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
saca la gan
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i hate spaniards so much
>>337162
nama
why do he says gun
is "arma" or smth
>>337164
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337162
annoying accent
>>337163
la gun :D
i'd say fusca o cohete but to be fair i am a lower class mexican don't take my word for it
>>337166
rose
one time i got rlly sad at a girls house n kept playing this song on her speaker when she was tryna fuck
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
mi niΓ±a cuando le saco el cuete que traigo en los calzones: <3333
anon
so basically her father caught me doing graffiti and so i dated his trans daughter
>>337180
anon
so ummmmm basically im monky
>>337181
nama
>>337172
dis' is some bauhauss ass vespa
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
what color is your vespa?
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
woooo modestmouse
Anastasia!!6DCQMcWBnM
meoooow
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i want to kill myself thanks for asking
>>337216
anon
...
anon
peepee caca
anon
sjjijsss
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337216
happens to the breast of us
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337225
>>337227

*rubs your ears* its okay darling ur a good dog
anon
drool...
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
*click*
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i still don't know what to do with my clicker aside from continuing to cause the pavlov equivalent of a fent overdose to dogs in the park
anon
>>337188
>be me out doan graffiti typical thursday night
>oh shit someones comin
>start to pack up my stuff as he rounds the corner
>lock eyes
<hey wanna date my trans daughter?
>uhhh sure i guess
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
>>337233
aww you're a good boy :) *click cick*
>>337239
anon
um
nama
citation needed
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
should i vocaroo me saying gay shit with a clicker
>>337246
anon
do you ever use anon personality 2 around your group of anon friends who are used to anon personality 1
>>337252>>337253>>337255
anon
it's not fair that i'm airheaded enough for clicker training to work though...
>>337256
anon
so embarassing
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
this song saved 13 year old me fr
nama
>>337247
i lost count of how many personalities i have
anon
>>337248
that doesn't sound unfair, it sounds like you deserve it actually
>>337266
anon
>>337253
me im a better actor when im drunk. i just lean extra hard into whatever mask im wearing that night
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337262
training *click*
anon
it targets their dopamine pathways better because you can make the reward more inmediate that way
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
*click*
anon
giving them a treat takes like 15 sec, clicking the clicker takes 0.5 sec and then you give the treat after. theyre pavlov'd by the click sound so it gives the dopamine faster
anon
that 15 seconds really does make a big difference t. trained about 10 dogs in my life
anon
i just wish so bad i could come out
>>337282
amy
>>337283
who cares you dont have to tell him
and there are other jobs
>>337290
anon
abdance of the oil in solution
anon
7738.png
gdi every time i open the thread my keyboard pops up and makes me type "i'm"
::angry
>>337296
amy
>>337290
you don't have to come out to literally everyone. you can still live ur life and be out to most people and just not that specific person
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i fucking love petting girls i fucking love giving them attention and seeing them happy god i love being a people pleaser
>>337298
anon## global mod
>>337291
#this (retweet) #this (+1) #this #real #this (hello, based department???) #slap #this #trvke

could be
>>337300
nama
when a person i have a colorful friendship with called me a goodboy i actually felt something
anedonia sucks
i should actually date him idk
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337298
*pet pet* such a good doggie*
anon
damn did bounce get cancelled lol
>>337307
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i fucking did * instead of ~ i'm offing myself bye
anon
>>337306
i barely got this one!! and who's to say my new boss wouldn't also be a homophobe
>>337312
amy
>>337309
well you don't have to quit but u can shop around you know and once a better opportunity comes along get out of there
>>337316
anon
14524.jpg
nooo auto post again eeeeeeee
::sbahj
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
anon
>>337312
yeah p much what i'm doing but it's not looking good so far
>>337320
anon
you guys are cool..... dont come to the glegle booru tomorrow
>>337318>>337319
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337317
me when i'm the sharty and i cum n and shart all over the place:
>>337321
amy
>>337316
jobs are a numbers game don't get disheartened just keep sending out applications
>>337324
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
::gem
anon
>>337320
yeah i'm a stupid puppygirl but ur kinda just feeding me common sense...
>>337331
anon
hes so scary
amy
>>337324
i mean u say that but u were also just saying its not looking good
>>337339
nama
::girlfriend
dawn
BEGONE FOUL CREATURE
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
hello fellow human ::blob
>>337342
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337338
u have to newline commands and shi
amy
>>337339
ya and im saying thats just how it goes and not smth to worry about or a reason to feel like ur chances of getting something arent good
>>337348
anon
and or finding more homophobes
nama
i'm actually 77 days without smoking but im feeling the cravings
anon
thanks
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i'm like 52351234231 days without feeling lonely yo
>>337357
anon
:3
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337352
::blob
#give
anon
::problem sleuth
:D
anon
D:
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337357
i only go to clubs because i'm paid to go to them and noone cares about me
>>337374
anon## global mod
or learn to spell sepulchritude smh
anon## global mod
>>337366
unfortunately you cant retroactively tag stuff from the board. can only do it with a booru account from the booru itself
>>337375
anon
ope
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
we need to start a chernobyl firefighter ahh operation to remove the hoodies of boymoders forcefully and then lock them away
>>337381
nama
>>337362
wdym getting paid to go to them?
anon
>>337367
i keep forgetting that with how easy it is to make a post lol
i should make a booru account
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
only fond memory i have of going to a club was when they didn't realise i was 17 at the time and i got kicked out the moment my act finished lmfao i still got paid
sadmoder
>>337381
but i dont look like that tho
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337382
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
14196.png
::MUSLIMGAUZE
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
this fucking video always sends me into a coughing fit god i love this
>>337396
nama
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337396
its okay
anon
#h8ball (NO WAY) is june trans
>>337405
anon
i love this homestuck altchan
nama
i really should've read homestuck back in the day
now it's too much trouble
anon
there we go
BLESSED (saved) babe the pig
>>337407
my body looks like that with an emo boy face
>>337422
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337407
this is u btw
anon
#h8ball (NO) do you like the epilogues
anon
>>337416
#sk8ball (tight)
it's tagged
thems the br8ks b8be
#slap
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
::boymoder retard
anon## global mod
>>337416
#trvke this is aygepee erasure

this has been deboonked this is aygepee erasure
rose
pull up to the unc function
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
does anyone have that pic of the boymoder crying with the passoid giving her a can of mosnter that's literally me with boymoders fr
>>337426
anon
#h8ball (NO) do you ever say yes
faye
vriska is transbian ago legend
faye
one time i grabbed a soldering iron on the wrong end
anon## global mod
>>337428
if you knew the dao it wouldnt be the true dao
>>337435
anon## global mod
how many transformations do you have??? i bet you're a 16 transformationcel
sadmoder
>>337431
damn i guess the dao is really the contradictions of the dao
>>337441
anon
#h8ball (NO) is a hugboxxer
mitzi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>337429
staplehon from a young age its actually over i'd just quit
>>337445
dawn
:(
rose
wait is the snowmobilemoder drawings ok or will i be murderised?
sadmoder
>>337441
honestly it was a fun read i should go through it again
>>337450
dawn
>>337445
the tastiest kind of hon

very nutritious hon intake
anon
::snowbunny
anon## global mod
>>337446
yeah its a good one :3
rose
sadmoder
ok what is the best subset? of chineese to learn
anon## global mod
>>337453
thats cool but you can also just read like 13 different translations and you're bound to get the whole thing ship of thesseus style eventually
>>337458
anon
I hope staplehon has something to do with stapler wolf
anon## global mod
>>337463
that grandma really knows her stuff
anon
women are pretty great. men are alright too.
sadmoder
14364.png
>>337470
so it took me a min to realize you edit the tags on the booru so thanks for keeping
::clownmoder
>>337476
caballo
i would argue suicide is the best move
>>337485
anon
how many homestuck images can i tag into the booru before the admin chastises me i wonder
>>337489
anon
::jongler
anon
>>337477
nooo dont kill yourself aha your so sexy
caballo
hello rose-chan
rose
hi caballo-san
anon## global mod
>>337481
if 'min comes for you I'll hide you
amy
>>337473
i'm immune im too weird and paranoid
anon## global mod
booru must be full of homosuxk
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