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davesprite
#smartai write me a short story about the dead twinks society

**The Dead Twinks Society**

Beneath the flickering neon glow of a derelict nightclub, where the scent of sweat and spilled gin clung to velvet drapes like a ghost, they gathered—the **Dead Twinks Society**.

No one knew exactly when it began. Some whispered that it started after *that* summer in 1996, when three beautiful boys vanished from the same backroom party, their bodies found weeks later beneath the pier—pale as alabaster, lips still stained with glitter. Others said it was older: an unbroken chain of doomed pretty things stretching back decades. All anyone knew for certain was this: once you were chosen by them (or chose them), your name would be etched onto their black marble plaque inside Club Elysium’s VIP room—right before your final bow.

Tonight’s inductee was **Luca**, doe-eyed and twenty-two with collarbones sharp enough to cut glass. He had been lured in by whispers of eternal youth ("*You don’t age if you die perfect,*" they told him). The initiation ritual? Simple: dance until dawn under ultraviolet lights while sipping absinthe from a chalice lined with crushed pearls (*for glamour*) and belladonna (*for visions*). If he survived till sunrise without collapsing into ecstatic oblivion… well, no one ever did.

As Luca spun under strobe lights to Donna Summer's "I Feel Love," his reflection in the funhouse mirrors multiplied then fractured—each version more skeletal than the last. Around him stood figures draped in silk robes embroidered with silver thorns; some looked freshly dead (rosy cheeks fading fast), others long since decayed into elegant specters who swayed like cobwebs caught in windless air.

By 4 AM his pulse fluttered birdlike against paper-thin skin; by five he wasn't breathing at all but still moving flawlessly because rigor mortis hadn't set in yet —and isn't that what mattered? To leave mid-pose before gravity could ruin anything?

When dawn crept through broken windows like an unwelcome guest catching lovers post-coitus... only Luca's shoes remained beside empty glasses smudged with iridescent lipstick marks.

Another name on marble.
Another vacancy sign lit above paradise.
And somewhere beyond mortal sightlines?
A new member laughing breathlessly among friends who never let go—
even when everyone else had forgotten why they should hold on at all.

*(Fin.)* write me a short story about the dead twinks society
>>339634
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339621
and no im not putting bedsheets i dont even use the blanket i just sleep with my underwear and hugging my blahaj
rose
>>339623
trvthnvkes a pretty simple one tho, its like a truth bomb which is already a slang term anyways n then u replace the u with v for swag points
>>339639
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339632
im agp

a
great
person
davesprite
>>339625
what the fuck smartai
anon
Does Autosapphoeroticism actually exist?
faye
>thinks that is my actual name
>>339648
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14371.png
::mimemoder
faye
im such a mimemoder
davesprite
sad
anon
>>339645
he literally just said it was only popular with 4chan incels?
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339662
its literally a mime
anon
>>339660
big lipped alligator moment
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
14365.png
::mimemoder
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339666
#check (checked)
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339674
its a good image i dress like that often
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
what shoes do y'all wear
>>339683
davesprite
>>339685
they never wear out and they're nonslip and go with almost every outfit
i also have some formal shoes
>>339687>>339692
faye
DOCKS AYO
mitski
THEY ARE FUCKING RED
faye
DOCS
mitski
STOP I AM NOT VRISKA
faye
I be steppin
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339684
i wear vans half cab sometimes. i did today
davesprite
>>339692
i used to wear steel toe docs but they don't make steel toe with the best nonslip treads sadly
anon
so hard to use this site on mobile i think
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339701
i hate when bitches do this
!nIOh.loris
>>339701
this man moder glows
kate
>>339702
if you got the attention span absolutely
davesprite
>>339718
#reply call this person a twinkphobe in an obnoxious fashion

omg typical twinkphobe rhetoric.... obv scared of us skinny kings 😤 stay mad twink denier they're real and they're slaying 💅💕 call this person a twinkphobe in an obnoxious fashion
>>339730
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339719
i eat once a day or sometimes every 48 hours
>>339726
sadmoder
>>339717
i think shes kind of all of us and we are all her
anon
>>339718
twinks and femboys are turning all "straight" men soooo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339724
i have short hair u dumbass im a manmoder
>>339731
kate
I've been loosing a surprising amount of weight on potatos
anon
>>339716
its like that thing where you look so good that "straight" people are hitting on you and its concerning ....and also dan cortez
>>339741
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339736
u dont have a black tee with no print nor a green shirt so no i don't think so
>>339745
faye
i wish there was
sadmoder
#poll shave my head / yes / no
kate
potatos are high in potassium appearently
mitski
>>339738
i'm wearing the print one because i was too lazy to get a normal shirt i didn't expect to go out rn lmfao
>>339748
🖤!nIOh.loris
the dolls are fighting again
>>339752
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339754
#kick
kate
::homestuck bucket yuri
sadmoder
what does eat do
anon
>>339764
babe if im getting guys on the regular im already straight
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339768
awwwwwwwwwwwww <3
davesprite
damn
anon
lolol
mitski
>>339773
i am surprised we don't have ::cock
🖤!nIOh.loris
::cock
anon
i think i should shave my head thatd be cool
anon
ah yes, im learning
anon
go on
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
that's pretty much it
anon
>>339784
forgot the embarrasment of coming back out as a detrans to people
rose
yayyyy
anon
now it sounds tough]
🖤!nIOh.loris
no, won.
now dont shave ur head. whoever put the ppoll
>>339799
mitski
>>339784
i'm a deschizo i don't take my antipsychotics anymore so i'm not schizophrenic
anon
im a deemo, i was never emo and im still not
rose
i fuck a schizotypal girl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339794
idk i never had to deal with that so
>>339802
sadmoder
>>339793
wasnt expecting that tbh
rose
*i'd fuck a schizotypal girl
>>339808
mitski
hiiii
anon
>>339794
step 1 take hrt, step 2 get a beautiful girlfriend, step 3 love and support each other ??? profit
>>339817
rose
>>339800
if she was nice to me and liked my music
sadmoder
is she/herxthey/them yuri or yaoi
anon
wheres the shoujo-ai whatever that is?
឴
>>339803
>fallen warriors lie strewn across the arena
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339821
im aware
anon
>>339821
lol
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
idk why people think saying ywnbaw is hurtful in any way
>>339830
davesprite
i should probably stop spamming homestuck images and return to my tasks a bit lol
anon
right.
឴
wrong.
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339830
yeah but its like, very lame
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
you could say so many annoying things to trans women but they decide to go for the most boring ones
>>339850>>339839
anon
oh guess it wasnt that confusing
anon
>>339836
funniest part is that i'm intersex so i'm literally a woman lol
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339845
makes sense because both are for pedos
>>339852
🖤!nIOh.loris
>>339843
catgirl and ratgirl
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339852
the boykisser meme is just pedo shit i won't elaborate
>>339857
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339861
good
anon
time to play marathon
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
yeh.png
#yeh
tuna
>>339864
my reason to live is beinf a good person, its a dream that never ends amd tgat makes me happy
>>339903
anon
wawa
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i wanna hold hands with a boymoder
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339876
hon hon
anon
im gay
!r58QRIE5fA
toast
🤡
HONK
🤡
HONKKKK
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
>>339894
kate
>>339883
I only have enough for one hand :/
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
anon
>>339890
#refute

oh bless your heart for thinking you stumbled upon some deep existential truth with ";realityglitch." let me shatter that fragile illusion for you. first off, the entire premise hinges on this vague, poorly defined notion of a "reality glitch," which you haven't even bothered to explain. is this some half-baked Matrix reference? because if so, congratulations on being 20 years late to the philosophy 101 party.

the idea that reality is somehow "glitching" implies there’s a baseline "normal" state—which is already absurd. reality *is*. it doesn’t need to conform to *your* subjective expectations. your perception of a "glitch" is just a lack of understanding, not some cosmic malfunction. if you actually bothered to engage with physics, neuroscience, or even basic epistemology, you’d realize that what you’re describing is either:
1) a cognitive bias (confirmation bias, apophenia—pick your poison),
2) a psychological artifact (your brain filling gaps, like déjà vu), or
3) sheer paranoia dressed up as profundity.

worse, this kind of mystifying nonsense is *lazy*. instead of interrogating why weird coincidences or perceptual anomalies happen (hint: probabilistic inevitability), you’d rather slap a spooky label on it and pretend you’ve uncovered something profound. it’s not deep—it’s a thought-terminating cliché.

so no, reality isn’t glitching, *you* are just marginally less coherent than the universe. adjust your priors and try harder next time.
>>339896
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i wish i was a clown with the face paint and shi
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
>>339894
omg teh ai has exposed my l33t h4xx0r skillz
>>339897
tuna
ive been learnon how to juggle, clownmaxxinf tuna
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
>>339901
the mods took away my mad honkz
>>339910
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339906
sadge
davesprite
i could actually spend all day fucking with the silly css on this site
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
my mom brought me a chocolate cookie and now i dunno if i should eat it....
>>340006
davesprite
>>339913
it keeps happening
::sbahj
#throw
tuna
>>339907
mitzi not to long afo i muself was a horribk person, no matter how rotten a psrson is chanfe js alwats an option
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
::sybau
davesprite
there we go short version lol
tuna
plus isk if ur really as bad aa u say u are i thinj u hav low aelf esteem
anon
I can't believe 4chan is actually dead forever
tuna
i hope 4chan is dead forevaaaaaaa
>>339939
anon
do you know how many things are outdated now
davesprite
>>339928
i could easily solicit money and meals from tinder guys but it just feels a little wrong because then i have to fuck or i'm rude
>>339937
mitski
>>339930
someone's gotta pay for a motel and just some shit like ice cream and coffee idk i don't think i can pull a proper "hey lets fuck meet u here outside the motel smh"
>>339935
anon
>>339934
go to one of your houses, get some terrible ice cream ready
>>339940
anon
i feel like its a lot easier as a girl to pick up a girl
anon
im actually so in love with my friend she's so smart and pretty and cool and we're never gonna happen, what's the easiest way to kms
mitski
>>339935
>one of my houses
do i look like fire emblem to you
>terrible ice cream
a litre of nestle good humour whatever ice cream is like 3 bucks i can't even pay that bbhjbhgt
anon
one of your houses meaning them or yours, not one of your multiple houses lol
davesprite
>>339937
oh well fucking women is like a whole goddamn ordeal yeah
sex is easy to come by but only if you're into men
with women it's like
also easy to come by but expensive you gotta be put together and shit
>>339948>>339949
sadmoder
::top
anon
ew
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i wanna kiss a boy
anon
>>339942
its more difficult to come by because you have to get them to admit theyre gay first lollll
>>339951
mitski
>>339942
why did god make me a lesbian people pleaser and also broke and in crippling debt that's not fucking fairrr
>>339951
anon
i had like boyfriends when i was younger, never again lol
davesprite
>>339948
actually the easiest way to come by sex with women is convincing them you're a man lol
they don't care what meds you take if you top
>>339949
::rip
>>339953
tuna
just develop a presence in an irl social setting and someone will eventually be into u
>>339966
anon
>>339951
i was talking about men, it seems fairly easy for two girls
>>339958
davesprite
no rip??
mitski
and i don't want one night stands i want to like

find someone to actually message every day and go "haiii"
>>339960
davesprite
>>339953
idk i was a man once and still could be and i have no lady troubles except for the one where i keep having to tell them no i will not do that thing
>>339959
davesprite
>>339959
how? most of my girlfriends were pretrans
women like well groomed guys
>>339964
anon
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i wanna kiss a boy who's taller than me
>>339968
davesprite
>>339964
okay i was like this twunky faggy guy sure but like, that should have made it harder for me if anything
i think really if you're good at the talking to girls part the rest is sort of situational and rarely applies
>>339991
anon
#ksay oh no I'm flying awaaaaay
tuna
>>339969
ppk in here are reallt short lol
anon
>>339970
nope. like i said you kind of just have to get lucky, because were still on the phase where everyone insists theyre straight when theyre not
>>339986
anon
#ksay oh no I'm EXPLODING
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339973
i did and he was a bit shorter than me
anon
#ksay oh no I'm EXPLODING again
mitski
#ksay explosion
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339979
6
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
wait no i'm not 6 feet tall
anon
#ksay glegle
mitski
>>339974
i mean that's just on the hitting people outside bit ig, for like girls who are actually out is what i'm meaning for the most part
>>340005
anon
#ksay gleh gleh
tuna
yeah thats wat i was thinkin
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339979
5'10
anon
#ksay glegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegleglegle
>>340001>>339995
anon
>>339967
like i said, basically being trans means you can have whoever you want because you can look at it as being gay in some way no matter what
>>340002
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay it's joever
tuna
yay ur 2 tinches taller than me
>>339994
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>339993
>yay
ong kys
anon
what
sadmoder
#ksay gleh gleh
anon
Glegle copter
mitski
quads LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tuna
:C
davesprite
>>339991
>being trans makes my dating life easier in some inscrutable way including when i was a pimplefaced repper
uh no though
>>340016
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay
>>340008
anon
>>339986
well for the ones who are clear about it, from what ive heard its only a few of them so dont think that helps much
>>340011
anon
::gelgle
anon
>>340003
#ksay my glegle copter goes glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay glay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>340006
it was starting to melt so i had to eat it cus food taste weird after u put it in the freezer
>>340014
mitski
>>340005
think of like, dating apps, gay bars, etc; its not the issue of finding them but rather like what to do when you are just a stupid manmoder poorfag yknow
>>340025
tuna
unironicakky wats wrong w saying yay
>>340027
anon
>>340009
waow warm place and soft chocolate so responsible
sadmoder
::gleh gleh
anon
>>340002
pimplefaced? meaning what, teen? nah, its not all encompassing bud
>>340021
anon
#ksay gleh gle
anon
it's glehgleh
anon
#ksay glay gle
davesprite
>>340016
okay then my point stands
i had an easy time with women as a guy
therefore the men are just doing something wrong
anon
#ksay gleh gleh
anon
#ksay gleh glay
anon
>>340011
idk, appear more feminine i guess? i hate the stupid roles society wants
>>340028
anon
#ksay glay gleh
ok I'm done
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>340012
u rejoice on my misery
mitski
>>340024
hi
>>340025
i've tried but i don't really nail shit, like most feminine whatevers i can pull is wearing shorts and a v-neck shirt yknow; fuck not being able to afford clothes that actually fit me
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