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mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
yay jamiroquai
anon
anon
urgh i need to love someone
>>340393
anon
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340395
i am literally just a fox
kate
ooh the wiggle synced with the hand gesture
>>340400
darcy
this is like jamiroquai's worst song
>>340401
anon
>>340398
could probably sync it to the bpm...
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340399
true but people are stupid and don't wanna give his other stuff a chance, in the end i kinda just wanna play what i would perosnally play in the background while cleaning or sm
anon
can mods dansen pls for my gf plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>340408
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
a lot of jamiroquai's other stuff is more "sit down and listen, pay attention to each band member's instruments" imo
kate
::caramel_dansen
kate
>>340409
first time I saw kara I thought they were like someone's chellsona
anon
ttyyyytty
tuna
>>340404
yeah thoufh im on phone, sometimes tge browser crashes ans typinf ffeels uncomfortabke
>>340413
darcy
one of jamiroquai's first singles was basically just "hey! stop climate change!" but it was still an absolute jam
straw girl
>>340411
ok then i will just tell u a cool secret real quick alrite?
>>340415
darcy
he could sing about diarrhea and as long as the instrumental was good id listen to it every day
straw girl
>>340415
drywall tastes exactly like vodka
straw girl
i figured that out today
>>340420
anon
#brodyquest
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
anon
my hands are so shaky i cant use eyeliner at all
straw girl
>>340428
its made of crumbled up rocks
kate
>>340420
what american houses are made of, load bearing
tuna
OOOOOH that
tuna
lmao thats so odd tgat it takea lije vodka, the n do bricks taste like rum
>>340432>>340424
anon
my eyes are hurtingvv
anon
:(
straw girl
>>340428
have not sampled bricks yet
tuna
tasty vodka rocjs
straw girl
will get back to u on that
kate
My parents think the reason I got appendixitis is I ate toothpicks and popsicle sticks as a kid
>>340444
davesprite
damn i missed the best song
davesprite
>:]
anon
πŸ’”πŸ₯€πŸͺ«
kate
I probably had pica
anon
mouth feel....
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340446
key word here is eat, i think you meant chew because if you like

swallowed...
>>340453
straw girl
>>340446
i be chewin wood like tobacco. both kinds of wood
kate
>>340450
well I chewed them until the splinters were soft and swallowed.
>>340457
kate
I don't know why
straw girl
theres a game called darkwood where u can eat wooden logs and planks to regain lost health
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340453
this is the most autistic thing i've ever read and i say that because i do this too lmfaooo
straw girl
bullshit
straw girl
is it true that lesbians read yaoi because straight cis men dont reaad it so its like safe for them
>>340466
anon
smh
kate
>>340466
microdosing the gay to become immune
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340464
this is not...
anon
yes it is
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
yeah but like
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
yk what i mean
anon
seeking oblivion with your girlfriend must be nice
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i mean yeah those parts are cute just... not the rest
davesprite
>>340474
i just always think of the webm when i see any reference to it and it's deeply sad
davesprite
i don't understand transbian culture
davesprite
>let's get drugged up and be doomers together
like uh no can i just suck a cock or something dang
>>340483
davesprite
>>340481
i mean it's an aislop remake of an image of some sad girls doing heroin together
i don't mean to be a hater but i never found it cute
>>340484
kate
Like how there's different flabors of the furry fandom
anon
heroin
anon
nothing wrong with heroin
davesprite
>>340484
oh okay mb if it's an actual paint but still, the subject matter
davesprite
>>340483
well yeah there's trans girls who are just like normal women who enjoy hooking up with other women or trannies
that's cool
but transbian group identity weirds me a lil
>>340492>>340493
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i just want another transbian to cuddle with and watch stupid movies and have sex daily with am i asking too much
>>340495>>340533
davesprite
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>>340492
i identify as a faggot
i picked this flag because i couldn't decide and it has a fish on it
::fish
straw girl
uuggghh i am straight i am straight i am a heterosexual woman
kate
::fish animated
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i'm the kind of person who gets alcohol-free beer do you think i would take drugs beyond weed
davesprite
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i identify as a
::hoohoo heehee
kate
gonna check on somethint I put int the oven
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
the booru got overtaken by homestuck people
anon
thats sad
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i remember watching the entire concert vod thing with my ex while we were cuddling

i miss these things man i want to kms
davesprite
>>340515
i like not being accountable
davesprite
>>340517
no but you're free to refer to me as dave since i've seemingly locked myself into davesprite
>>340523
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
::tonge
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
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::tongue
davesprite
14466.gif
>>340523
that's true but then no one will know who i am until i start spamming vriska or something
::fuck
>>340532
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
::play le tonge chop suey
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
.play le tonge chop suey peruano
kate
food din't burn
anon
>>340491
yeah i understand relate i dont look for dates on this site youre all just my friends but i relate so much
>>340540
dawn
.play disasterpiece flow fz side f
straw girl
one time i had a wood chip stuck in my eye for a hole week
the artist formerly known as davesprite
>>340532
good call now no one will be confused
>>340538
anon
TBH I feel like as far as being single is concerned the lack of physical affection is much worse than the lack of just like sex
>>340546>>340542
the artist formerly known as davesprite
honestly if people get confused and think i'm a guy named dave i don't really mind that's kinda funny
>>340544
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340533
yeah i don't, at most flings but yeah no i don't expect anything serious to come out of chans
>>340541
anon
I dont care what others do it doesnt upset me or anything but i cant relate to just wanting sex and being satisfied from that alone >>340542 >>340540 i think the human desire for affection is a deeper more primal thing than wanting sex at least in theory
the artist formerly known as davesprite
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yes my name is dave strider, i am a boymoder, and a dj, hello
::hello
>>340548
anon
>>340539
yeah its just p out of place esp. "dave" i never met any trans or queer in general person. named dave or david
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340537
yeah and really just on that eternal sufferage of not being with someone ig. i've recently realised i mainly like sex due to the entire intimacy aspect of it (+ the body image part of it) and that in the end i don't quite "feel" sexual pleasure enough for me to go "I NEEED THISSSS". i just desire it because i like being with someone
>>340553
kate
>>340543
I think I remember someone on tumblr got their name changed to dave broseph strider legally
>>340549
the artist formerly known as davesprite
>>340548
#m8ball (i'll smash yer face in m8)
god damned legend omg
the artist formerly known as davesprite
sometimes i tell people i legally changed my middle name to vriska
the artist formerly known as davesprite
i didn't but many believe me
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i partly regret changing my name legally
>>340556>>340555
anon
>>340546
>someone
last time i had much affection was pretransition with my mother, I dated two people briefly but there was way less physical affection and mostly just sex and it was bleh
>>340570
the artist formerly known as davesprite
>>340552
same. i had a gender neutral name before and now i have a lady name that i use a masc nickname of anyway
oh well. going back is even worse
>>340566
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340556
not much of a reason other than maybe having the option to like "fully start over" by running away from home, now everyone knows my full name and meh pain. also because i kinda have a thing for using multiple names and yeah sometimes i feel bad about how i only have 2 "main" names to go by
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
every other name i might call myself online or as part of my job during an event is just lower tier compared to the names on my id
straw girl
.play windhand crypt key
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
which yeah bonus points when i chose my legal name based on it "sounding appropiate" to my last names which... *sigh*, do i have to mention the years of domestic abuse that's still ongoing
>>340562
david broseph strider
>>340561
lol real tho
ethnic name matching
david broseph strider
>domestic abuse
sorry to hear that :/
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
god i lvoe yes
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340555
trips of truth but yeah, i don't really have a gender neutral name at all now but i do sometimes use the male variant of my middle name when like fully boymodding, otherwise i don't really know how to feel about things other than "welp i can't change it again it is what it is"
>>340567>>340571
anon
boymoding occasionally can be fun
anon
i love to love
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340553
yeah i guess i should specify "someone i care/love", i think i already mentioned a while ago here that i feel a bit regretful of a lot of my sexual experiences (including the one that led to me losing my virginity) due to me just seeking affection and attention, without getting much in return that actually mattered to me.

i still miss the few exes i actually loved and was happy with, i hate my life
>>340572>>340573
david broseph strider
>>340566
if it makes you feel any better on this btw, i think to some extent everyone feels a little this way. once you detach from a given name it's hard to find like "true name" feeling and easy to end up bouncing around a lot
cis people who juggle nicknames are the same
just a little like, styling thing
anon
>>340570
I still worry that who ever I date, trans or cis, I won't be able to fully connect with them. I feel so distant emotionally compared to other people.
>>340581>>340673
anon
>>340570
I dated two people pretransition, one was mostly nice but too much instability to date for long, the other was, a nice date for a week but the second one was kinda transphobic and that was that never saw the second again
david broseph strider
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i had a point and forgot it but now this post exists because i started typing
::sbahj
straw girl
jesser glegman
straw girl
jesse pinkgirl perhaps
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i only dated one person pre transition if you could call it that and that was when i was 14, meh
anon
>>340572
I realyate I feel like on top of my autism issues the time I spent unable to transition for so long my mind and heart grew more and more detached
>>340586
anon
really need to start going to the gym again so i can get big
anon
Btw idk the contex of this music video but its really nice
anon
>>340581
My strategy for now is just talk to a bunch of people online while trying to open up in person as well, but online is way too distant and opening up in person requires finding people like me. And idk if people like me even really exist to a large extent.
davesprite
hey where'd your pony go weird
davesprite
oh wait here's the pony
.play [YouTube]
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
i still really haven't been able to find solid ground to stand on since i escaped that abusive relationship i was in, shit destroyed my entire personality and all senses i had, fearing everything and trusting everything at the same time is hard and i keep considering not doing shit ever again to not be taken advantage of again but i can't help it anymore the desire for connection hits too deep and now i'm looking at the rocks on the pavement as a goal to trip and fall with.

i want my life back man
>>340614
straw girl
>>340592
there used to be a rainbowdash there but ur gleeg ate it
>>340597
kate
spicy rainbows
anon
skip any homostuck video that isn't vriska x terezi
>>340605
davesprite
why is this amusing me so much
how old am i again
femboy cat
what we talking about
davesprite
>>340605
karkat belongs between my legs
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
3 years old ur the kid from that video of him with the ipad laughing at wojaks
>>340617
davesprite
actually i am really more karkat than dave so maybe not
anon
I like the catgirls
anon
why do i keep getting bigger i wanna be small again
anon
I actually read homostuck because of a girl and she didn't even like me
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340590
does anyone else feel that really? knowingly fail because you want to get that back?
davesprite
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karkat belongs between dave's legs though let's just all be clear on that
::karkat
straw girl
isnt kakarot a dragon ball z thing
anon
>>340609
wojaks πŸ’”πŸ₯€πŸͺ«
femboy cat
i swear none of you are real
>>340620
anon## global mod
#theme
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font-size: 10px;
femboy cat
i always come here and its just so random
anon## global mod
does staff get to smallpost now
anon## global mod
:3
anon## global mod
hehehe
anon## global mod
we're little munchkins
femboy cat
can i be admin
anon## global mod
>>340629
how tough are ya
anon
I'm not tough at all :(
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
can i be mod
anon## global mod
the more someone wants to have power the less fit they are to weild it and vice versa
>>340639
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340635
you like boykisser memes
straw girl
>>340635
wow ur like old enough to buy alcaholl
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340636
i want to fuck around with the css while everyone is chatting
>>340641
anon## global mod
>>340639
you could make your own board and do this
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
no but like here
>>340645
davesprite
>>340646
that was an incriminating post to make
anon## global mod
::literallyne
anon
>>340648
How the hell do you meet people. I just spent my first year and the only person I know is my roomate.
anon## global mod
>>340651
oh thats s a thats a good one
femboy cat
idk how to meet ppl in college i met no one either
anon
idk small life just wasnt for me
>>340711
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
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:D
::happy
davesprite
>>340661
#eat
::burgerparker
#throw
spider man has taken your borger
anon
>>340665
please be aware of this users flag
kate
hell yeah the organ part of the song
anon
>>340572
>distant
this makes me curious anon I am gonna try something I relate to you feeling distant and I am gonna see what the ai does...
anon
kick chasers, behead chasers, curb stomp chasers
>>340683
anon
>>340670
this is so cruel
glegle is not for eating they are a friend to everyone
anon
i will literally cry over glegle
davesprite
is eat the same as steal
anon
>>340678
kiss chasers, befriend chasers, marry chasers
femboy cat
i cant say my discord anyway it would dox me
>>340689
anon
#ai tell us what it means to be distant minded

being distant-minded means you're mentally checked out or disconnected from the presentβ€”absorbed in thoughts, daydreams, or your own world instead of engaging with what's right in front of you. might seem aloof, but could also just mean processing things internally. some see it as a flaw, others as deep thinking. depends on context.
tell us what it means to be distant minded
davesprite
my discord is my social security number it's very secure
anon
state mandated discord account
>>340690
anon
creating a new email?
femboy cat
nah im just lazy
kate
I hope XXMP grows in popularity
>>340697
davesprite
is the discord even worth joining
i like it onsite well enough
>>340698
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340694
jabr
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340695
its pretty much useless unless you post racial slurs
anon
big if true
anon
πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸͺ«πŸͺ«πŸͺ«
anon## global mod
why would you go on discord when the site itself has more and better features than discord :3
anon
oh wait
anon
>>340702
if its all shit ill pick the one with a better intent than kill everyone
>>340708
femboy cat
is there a feature to add friends here?
anon## global mod
>>340658
how about big life
#theme
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>>340713
davesprite
>>340710
problem with all altchans
but there's usually not a baked in discord server i just found that curious
anon## global mod
>>340711
oh this i can get behind
anon## global mod
wait im still small
anon## global mod
what did i do wrong this time
femboy cat
i migrated to here from another alt chan that also has a discord
anon## global mod
#theme
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>>340721
kate
Do ya think this site might get an activitypub instance?
davesprite
>>340718
ah i see
i came here from the mass grave
anon## global mod
the shoe is on the other foot now!!
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340710
that's like the whole point of imageboards, specially anonymous ones; regarldess you have the dm feature to message people with names or just move to another platform like its always meant to be done
anon## global mod
nobody will mess with us now
anon## global mod
>>340720
uhm sweaty this is a liberalist site watch what you say
>>340736
femboy cat
the dm feature sucks i dont even know how to look a them
>>340735
kate
>>340720
Honestly I think a lot of people overdefine liberalism, there's a thread on libpol about it and it's very broad
anon## global mod
>>340732
they arent stored theyre transient
anon
>>340730
please mod chan be merciful
straw girl
when im the communist dictator of the entire planet everyone will be nice to me and do what i say
>>340743
anon## global mod
liberal democracy and incremental change is the only thing that can save us : )
>>340747>>340763
kate
I do like anarcho-syndicalism as a concept and wanna learn more about it
>>340748
anon## global mod
>>340747
no because our liberals arent even liberals anymore
anon## global mod
bernie sanders is a good red blooded liberal man, everyone to the right of him is just neocon
dawn
.play meganeko tak pae ki
anon## global mod
its tiring being big
#cleartheme
anon
we need to start making bot posts that say shit ilke 'slava ukraini' and 'drumpf' every few mintues to attract leftists so they can get angry and generate traffic
>>340761
anon## global mod
#theme
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femboy cat
do not implement more ai into this site
>>340764
anon
>>340756
Need more generic blob slop comics where leftism is normal and rational and crazy rightwinger
davesprite
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>>340745
counterpoint: liberal democracy and radical change
revolutionary constitutional law and orderism
that's where it's at
::yeah
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340760
#reply slurs

nice try fed.
slurs
anon## global mod
libpol has been taken by the centrists
>>340766
straw girl
im a radical leftist and a communist i think we should clone everyone and make a clone society and have cannibalism be normal
kate
A counter showing the electrical usage of the AI stuff could be nice.
anon## global mod
does css accept ! as not
straw girl
>>340770
society will be run by a sophisticated biotechnological brain that is capable of having deep thoughts kind of like an ai but with actual flesh and stuff and it will do everything for us and we will kill all cis people
davesprite
>>340770
it cares about you unfortunately
no one is immune
i keep trying to tell people this
>>340778
anon
>>340770
Then talk about something you do care about
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>>340770
yet another waste of oxygen
anon## global mod
today marks the first day libpol has discussed politics
>>340777
davesprite
>>340775
i found the site and gave it its calling
anon## global mod
im a free market absolutist except for the markets which should be collectivized like necessities and luxuries
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
>"i'm 20"
>thinks like a pedantic 14 year old where "i don't care i'm immune"
>>340781>>340785
anon## global mod
>>340780
we are revving up
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
once again my elitism wants me to say outloud to please restrict voting to people with actual knowledge and capacity to process and analyse the current social landscape around them and perform diligent decisions

otherwise no you can't vote please go away noone cares
>>340788>>340789
femboy cat
>>340780
congratulations you recognized my autism
anon## global mod
does this work
#theme
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>>340793
kate
Might develop a special interest in politics like I did
anon
>>340784
I think only people who agree with me should be allowed to have opinions
davesprite
>>340784
my take on anyone who wants to restrict voting has two prongs
>you trust the government with that??
>restricted voting is just a really inefficient dictatorship anyway so do dictatorship or democracy don't waffle
femboy cat
im never going to vote
>>340792
mitzibishi πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
restricting voting isn't wrong because its immoral, its wrong because its a pain in the arse to actually execute, it requires giving frameworks of who is banned and how to properly ascess that a person fits under that banned framework, which is of course going to have room for someone to break shit and use it to their own benefit by targetting opponents and so on

tldr don't ban people from voting, kill stupid people isntead
>>340794
kate
>>340790
at least join a union or something
davesprite
>>340791
this is also true of dictatorship thoughever
anon## global mod
i think we should be like australia and fine anybody who doesnt vote

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