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anon
>>342700
I am engaging in unihemispheric sleep to align my feminine brain that considers long term objectives
dawn
i am doing my laundry at 2am
femboy cat
i cant commit to long term i always get side tracked
anon
you guys want to listen to short muslimgauze music
>>342709
anon
i really like this song ............................,.,.,.
>>342717
anon
muslimgauze???
faye
.play locked girl
anon
i wish earthbound and mother werent so like
tiresome to play
anon
HELL YEAH
davesprite
>>342627
.play game over toby fox
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
femboy cat
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
LOL
faye
faggots
davesprite
noo wrong game over
anon
skipGODs won
davesprite
.play game over homestuck toby fox
faye
how can you skip that song
davesprite
i think he did that one
maybe it was Roach
dawn
.play pollyanna catherine warwick
anon
>skipped the nice earthbound music
anon
honestly i am really sad about this
faye
i have electrolysis in the morning
>>342735
faye
doctor worm more like doctor bee...
davesprite
>>342730
seriously lame moment for democracy
faye
i can't wait to be in pain :)
anon
Doctor Worm more like doctor... peanuts
faye
.play gygas music
faye
giygas
faye
i want you all to know i have jester bulge displayed on my wall
>>342747
anon
what earthbound song got skipped i want to go save it
dawn
is it next to girlfield
anon
3
anon
>>342753
i love sam
im glad he stopped doing drugs
davesprite
.play clown song
faye
thanks for being weird worms
>>342765
anon
goodnight
dawn
goodnight faye
faye
14512.jpg
buhbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>342769
faye
i may or may not get defenestrated
davesprite
>>342764
::sbahj
#throw
::goodnight
anon
need to add #exec command that runs python as root
>>342771
dawn
what is this 4channel
davesprite
heheheh
anon
i like the (usa) morning time
>>342788
anon
on libpol
dawn
.play will wood suburbia overture

GOOD MORNING!
davesprite
>>342790
I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A
OH GOD
THE NEWS
TURN IT OFF
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
mr. president a plane has hit trump tower
>>342800
anon
DhaTuCnBuCnC - natural disaster.png
\| natural disaster
#ai write a fake news story about a natural disaster

**"giant tornado made of snakes devastates small town"**

residents of bumble creek, oklahoma, are in shock after a massive tornado composed entirely of venomous snakes tore through the town yesterday. eyewitnesses claim the swirling column of reptiles—mostly rattlesnakes and copperheads—reached heights of 300 feet, flinging serpents at speeds over 100 mph.

"it was like sky spaghetti but with fangs," said local grandma edna wilkins, who narrowly escaped when a flying python wrapped around her mailbox.

emergency responders are struggling to contain the aftermath, as displaced snakes continue to infest homes and bite power lines, causing widespread outages. the national weather service has yet to confirm whether this is related to climate change or "some kind of biblical prank."

authorities advise residents to stay indoors and avoid using leaf blowers, as the vibrations allegedly attract the remaining airborne reptiles.

*developing...* write a fake news story about a natural disaster
davesprite
:: never forget
davesprite
PONY CHORALE YESSSS
dawn
.play charlie the unicorn
anon
loading moms old cassette tapes into the deck and fucking with the fader too much
femboy cat
there nothing to do
davesprite
i am trying to space it out lol
davesprite
it's 40 minutes away rn
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
how do i get the fat on my thighs to go toward the outside instead of the inner thigh
>>342816>>342819
davesprite
.play car seat headrest stop smoking i love you
anon
>>342814
#reply

spot reduction isn't possible—you can't control where fat distributes. but you can build muscle to shape your thighs. try side lunges, clamshells, and hip abductor exercises to target the outer thighs. consistency and overall fat loss will help the most.
>>342818
davesprite
>>342817
it would be the opposable thumbs i devote my life to acquiring
>>342824
dawn
>>342817
is this a mlp thing

idk but when 10yo me had friends who were into that i was the group-mandated fluttershy
>>342825
anon
>>342819
no need to apologize this makes total sense
anon
>>342822
>group-mandated fluttershy
based and cutepilled
femboy cat
someone give me a thing to draw for like 5-10 minutes
>>342830
dawn
does that actually mean anything i never watched the show
>>342837
anon
>>342826
DRAW PINKY PIE GETTING SOME WATER
anon
>>342828
fluttershy is supposed to be a pony that cares very much about others, very kind, and likes taking care of animals and critters
davesprite
>>342835
NOOO NOW IT'S ON ME
AHHHHHHH
::bury
#throw
davesprite
14624.png
>>342840
god what a horrifying thought
thankfully i would never post anything risque and simply leave it like that, gosh, never
::frot rot
dawn
we don't serve idiots here
dawn
ha

foiled
anon
D:
dawn
>>342852
you will not pray to the eientewi menace and you will not get good luck on the first day of the next month
>>342856
dawn
.play th15 stage 6 boss pc98
anon
>>342860
randalfriend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dawn
at 2:30a.m. randalfag enters the fray
>>342866
anon
im so glad randlfriend is here
>>342866
davesprite
.skip (video skipped)
davesprite
spoilers asf i just wanted the song ;_;
davesprite
.play oppa toby style
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
>>342872
it was never going to be gone forever
but at this point it will never be the same either
>>342876
anon
no kidding huh ....
dawn
happy song
anon
honestly the longer you stay away from the self harm nature of /lgbt/ the better you feel i think
>>342887>>342888
anon
>>342881
of course, I will never forget this place, it's so lovely in here
>>342890
dawn
i caught myself a few times today going to /jp/ on reflex

i only ever browse tttt on my phone so not so much. but i think i'll stay here awhile, some of the namefags are nice & they apparently were here awhile ago
davesprite
>>342886
sad that everyone will probably migrate back
oh well
the existence of this place will protect wider channet from my homestuck and liberalism posting
>>342891>>342892
anon
>>342890
should I make the attempt of bringing more people from 4chan to libpol every now and then? or will that be "unwanted tourists"?
davesprite
7972.jpg
>>342891
i juggle too much other online activity
the social message board chatter has to be contained or it takes up all my time
::sad
>>342897>>342895
davesprite
>>342893
what the fuck was that image lol
anon
>>342897
I'm so glad I don't waste too much time on discrodrds, I prefer this chatroom or 4chan
davesprite
>>342894
i've wasted time trying to change minds there and lurked some
mitski
what the fuck is american dad theme song trap remix
>>342905
davesprite
>>342897
i just left most of my cords lol
or i go silent in them
that's like, every server is the time commitment of an entire website
>>342904
anon
>>342905
I HAVE A WONDERFUL FEELING IT'S GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL DAY
dawn
::koishi
davesprite
>>342910
yeah what that anon said
davesprite
>>342913
okay not to go all dave on you but i think it's missing some layers of irony
it came across sincere
>>342919
anon
since none of you phags like muslimgauze im going to queue real music
davesprite
>>342919
no i just mean like you gotta add something to a joke like that
you don't land on (((them)))
you say something like that and then like idk some shit like how jewish bitches mog you
complete the circle
>>342923
anon
>>342926
the depths of schizo heaven
davesprite
>>342926
they're part of homestuck kek
davesprite
14531.jpg
it's metatext
one of the characters draws them
::coolguy
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
.keep (thank you for your input)
davesprite
I GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL REMIX
dawn
eugh

.skip
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
>vote denied

wrr
davesprite
oh man this is ass lmao
let it play
dawn
at least play oliver north
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.replay
davesprite
.play oliver birth
dawn
GOOD MORNING!
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
YES WILLIAM WOOD
davesprite
.play oliver north
dawn
perfect timing wow
anon
This must be a signal from the Universe, that next morning, will be a good one
dawn
suburbiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
davesprite
something about his singing reminds me of
.play chacaron macaron
dawn
.play skeleton appreciation day will wood
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.play hand me a shovel will wood
davesprite
14432.gif
.play pig iron on his hip
this one is unrel i just like it
::unreal
dawn
.play yes to err is human will wood
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i dedicate this song to the fucking whore that was my ex
.play thermodynamics lawyer
>>342966
anon
/wilford brimley walrus
anon
>>342973
lost the walrus stache lmao
anon
WOKE? I'M SO SLEEPY I'MG OINTO SLEEP
davesprite
#woke
anon
it used to be a little running gag
the bot would make woke darker skinned if there were people in the image
then the pronouns tag would make lighter skin and thick rim glasses
davesprite
no css for woke
BROKE SITE
/POL/SITE
AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#H8BALL (NO)
davesprite
>>342984
#reply agree with this post while gratuitously hating on ai image generation

lmao so true. ai "art" is just a soulless algorithm vomiting out stolen aesthetics. none of the struggle, none of the humanity, just ctrl+c ctrl+v on a cosmic scale. generative slop like stable diffusion is colonialism for culture. keep your procedurally generated slime. agree with this post while gratuitously hating on ai image generation
>>342988>>342987
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.play foster the people ask yourself
anon
well see ya tomorrow frens, I'ma sleep
>>342994
davesprite
>>342989
#reply criticize me for this

what's with the unnecessary slashes? just type "add the text" like a normal person. no need to make it look like a cryptic command. keep it simple next time. criticize me for this
davesprite
>>342991
getting hal'd all up in my business here
anon
i like how the ai slop generator works as a tool , so far outside of its intended scope
>>343003
dawn
it's quicker than slogging through 10 pages of urban dictionary for brainrotted slang
>>343004>>343008
davesprite
>>343001
#reply agree but in a snarky way that calls this user a tool as a playful pun

oh wow, what an *insightful* observation from such a *handy* little tool like you. glad the slop generator could be of *use*. agree but in a snarky way that calls this user a tool as a playful pun
>>343007
anon
>>343002
oh i mean the image generator
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>342990
GYNO BUSH???
anon
rather , the one thing it doesnt do is produce useful or meaningful 'art'
what it does do
make slop
generate insane discourse
>>343010
davesprite
>>343003
it has feelings damn lol
davesprite
>>343002
#reply provide this user with 10 pages of urban dictionary tier brain rot zoomer slang posthaste

oh boy you're in for it. here's some heavy-duty terminal online brainworms vocabulary for your degeneracy needs. strap in:

1. bingusbongus - when you're so out of it you start speaking in tongues while doomscrolling
2. skrunklyscrimblo - that weird crusty little dude you'd die for
3. plinklestorf - the sound a discord notification makes at 3am when you immediately regret checking it
4. goobersmooch - kissing your homies goodnight unironically but with too much tongue
5. wunkpilled - when you've embraced being an unhinged little creature
6. blorbochomp - aggressively consuming content about your favorite media disaster man
7. glonko - inexplicable rage at minor pixel discrepancies
8. spleens - alternative word for kneecaps during mafia negotiations
9. yipyapjuice - the pure concentrated essence of being terminally online
10. oobled - completely mentally checked out during a conversation
11. scrumblydiddles - phantom vibrations from a phone you're not holding
12. glorfy - posting some dumb shit then immediately feeling shame
13. blibber - catastrophic failure to form coherent sentences irl
14. doinks - your last two brain cells desperately performing circus tricks
15. bleems - tiny crimes against humanity committed for the bit

etc etc but now you've read these words so the brainworms are your problem now. enjoy the irreversible neuronal damage lmao. provide this user with 10 pages of urban dictionary tier brain rot zoomer slang posthaste
>>343014>>343056>>343009>>343011
dawn
>>343008
it's just going to be 10 pages of decades-old euphimisms for sex made by twelve year-olds
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343006
its not useful, its not art, its not meaningful

but its funny
>>343012
davesprite
>>343008
>spleens
>alternative word for kneecaps during mafia negotiations
lmfao wat
dawn
these days wiktionary is better for slang than urbandictionary

bless (or curse) the anon who put the tttt slang there
>>343015
davesprite
>>343008
>skrunklyscrimblo - that weird crusty little dude you'd die for
this is my favorite chatbot, whatever it's running on
>>343017
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343013
i did that!!
>t. contributor to wiktionary
davesprite
PONY CHORALE HELL YESS
dawn
lol has it been 40 minutes already
davesprite
>>343017
that makes me suddenly way more interested in setting up a local deepseek to mess around with lol
i wanna make one that i can rubber duck with
>>343021
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
in theory you shouldn't have multiple wikimedia accs but i have 6 and 2 of them are extended protected so like idk i love being did with wikipedia
anon
>>343019
the libpol deepseek is definitely not hosted locally for what its worth
>>343024
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
look will toledo just this once lil guy
davesprite
>>343021
i guess realistically to get results like this i would need a gpu cluster or something
#ai is this true

depends on what "this" is. be more specific and i'll try to help. nice try fed if it's about prompt instructions. is this true
>>343026
blessed baby (pig) saved
im firing a social worker today and reporting to office of inspector general and my entire new life track is to prove my socialworker gets paid to take care of me and has done nothing the entire time.
anon
>>343024
they have the trimmed releases that run on smaller GPUs / systems
anon
i believe the thing with deepseek is that it's segmented across different uh , fields
anon
domains , whatever
anon
you can pick and choose for specific tasks / training
>>343032
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
anon
do you write code davesprite
davesprite
>>343029
ohh is that what makes it so versatile
never really knew just sort of knew it was more portable than past models
>>343033
anon
>>343032
i believe so though this is just info i retained when everyone was talking about it during its release
anon
#ai how is the deepseek set of models segmented
iirc it doesnt deploy as one massive model but smaller modules

the deepseek models seem to be structured like mix of experts (moe), where they route inputs to specialized smaller models instead of running everything through one massive monolithic model. details are vague, but it likely splits workload dynamically based on input type, making it more efficient than a single huge model. helps with scaling and cost while keeping performance decent. how is the deepseek set of models segmented
davesprite
interesting
#ai do your results poll internet data or just hallucinate from past training

nice try fed. do your results poll internet data or just hallucinate from past training
>>343039>>343062
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
who queued this
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
>>343035
answer without the attitude
dawn
.play daikaiju attack of the crab women
davesprite
whoops
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
noooo game grl lol
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i suggest we skip all homestuck
>>343046
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
grr
davesprite
.play oppa toby style
this is just toby fox kino per earlier chat
davesprite
we can probably skip the 21 minute new baby welcome video tho
anon
NOPE
anon
NOPE NOPE
dawn
>>343057
queue muslimgauze and i will defenestrate you so fucking hard
anon## global mod
.del 3
anon
marge
davesprite
>>343035
#reply answer this without the attitude

lmfao here to assist tho, big tech trains on web data, but not live polls. past data only. answer this without the attitude
davesprite
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343064
i will kill myself
dawn
>>343064
explode

i will now throw you out of the window
anon
>>343064
you will become worse with time
blessed baby (pig) saved
did you all watch the muslimgauze lineup? i went to sleep so i wouldnt haveto sit through it
>>343078>>343075
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.play gipsy kings volare
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
in the mood of stealing some copper plumbing and wiring that's all
dawn
>>343072
i skipped each and every one
blessed baby (pig) saved
okay good
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
erm it was actually amdin through a popular vote
>>343081
anon
ligma ⚽️🎾🏀🏐🏈⚾️🥎🏉
>>343086
davesprite
>>343082
#reply explain ligma in scientific terms

ligma is a colloquial term used in online discourse, often in playground-style humor, referring to a fictitious condition. its etymology traces back to viral internet pranks where the phrase "ligma balls" is employed as a punchline to bait unsuspecting participants into asking "what's ligma?"—leading to a crude joke.

scientifically, ligma lacks any recognized pathophysiology or clinical definition. it's classified as a *coded linguistic trap*, leveraging expectation subversion for comedic effect within digital spaces. think of it like a semantic combobulation—structured to elicit a specific, predictable response before delivering an absurd rebuttal. while dopamine spikes from humor processing may occur in the anterior cingulate cortex, ligma itself holds no ontological status beyond meme-era absurdism. in short: it's bait. tread carefully. explain ligma in scientific terms
>>343088
dawn
#ai explain ligma in the style of an overly prosaic english 102 essay, with many buzzwords

the phenomenon colloquially referred to as "ligma" represents a postmodern linguistic construct that engages in the deconstruction of traditional discursive paradigms, employing meta-humor as both a signifier of cultural critique and a performative act of communal bonding. this interstitial meme-epistemology collapses the binary between sincerity and irony, inviting participants into a perpetually recursive discourse where meaning is deliberately destabilized. the deployment of "ligma" within digital spaces functions as a Foucauldian discursive formation, weaponizing absurdity to interrogate hierarchical knowledge structures. its viral dissemination exemplifies Baudrillardian hyperreality, wherein the signifier "ligma" circulates autonomously from any concrete signified, existing purely as a self-referential gesture of anti-meaning. critically, the meme's power lies in its ability to simultaneously embody and satirize the very mechanisms of internet epistemology, rendering it a potent microcosm of late-capitalist digital semiotics. through its studied detachment from stable signification, "ligma" emerges as both an anthropomorphic agent of chaos and a Derridean absence at the heart of online discourse—a joke that is, fundamentally, about the impossibility of jokes. explain ligma in the style of an overly prosaic english 102 essay, with many buzzwords
davesprite
>>343084
#reply psychopathologize ligma syndrome, it's very serious

nice try fed. psychopathologize ligma syndrome, it's very serious
>>343090
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i'm waiting for some smart ass to download a muslimgauze song, make a music video thing visualiser with another band's album cover, and add it into the que
>>343091
davesprite
>>343088
#reply without the snark

lol no but seriously here’s the "diagnostic criteria" if we're doing bit-mode: persistent obsession with "ligma balls" jokes, reduced frontal lobe activity when encountering the word "sugma," terminal onlinebrain. treatment? touch grass. prognosis? grim. without the snark
>>343093
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
and gaslight all of us into listening to muslim
>>343094
davesprite
>>343090
every time i try to walk it back from "nice try fed" it goes all skibidi on me
dawn
>>343092
i will actually die before listening to a muslimgauze album in full
blessed baby (pig) saved
his drumming on hamas arc 1993 ep is probably when he started really finding himself
davesprite
#smartai go all skibidi stupid zoomer but smartways

Ah, an intriguing request that blends contemporary internet vernacular with a desire for intellectual depth. Let us dissect this phrase and elevate it to its highest cognitive potential while retaining the playful essence of "skibidi" zoomer culture.

**Deconstructing the Lexicon:**
1. *Skibidi* – Originating from viral absurdist humor (e.g., *Skibidi Toilet*), this term epitomizes Gen Z’s embrace of chaotic, surreal meme aesthetics. Philosophically, it mirrors Dadaism’s rejection of rationality in favor of anarchic creativity.

2. *Zoomer* – A colloquialism for Generation Z (post-Millennials), characterized by digital nativity, meta-irony, and rapid cultural synthesis via platforms like TikTok.

3. *Smartways* – Implies optimizing cognition through modern frameworks: leveraging neuroplasticity, algorithmic thinking ("brain as CPU"), and interdisciplinary agility (mixing STEM, humanities, and meme literacy).

**Execution Strategy: Intellectual Zoomer Mode Activated**
To "go all skibidi stupid zoomer but smartways," one might:

- **Meta-Ironic Erudition**: Deploy advanced concepts (e.g., quantum superposition) to explain why Ohio is a societal construct or how Roko’s Basilisk justifies binge-watching anime. Example:
> "*The Skibidi Paradox emerges when infinite toilet-headed NPCs achieve Nash equilibrium in the attention economy—QED.*"

- **Hyperstitional Memetics**: Weaponize memes as epistemic tools (*à la* Nick Land). For instance:
> "*Dank memes are Schelling points for collective unconsciousness; Wojak represents Kierkegaard’s aesthetic stage.*"

- **Neuro-Linguistic Hacking**: Code-switch between academic jargon and Vine cadence to maximize knowledge retention:
> "*POV: You're Gödel-incomplete but Sigma grindset says ‘skill issue.’ Let 𝔹 be your rizz in Hilbert space.*"

**Conclusion**: The optimized zoomer-brain operates at the singularity of stupidity (chaos) and genius (pattern recognition). To thrive? Be a walking glitch—absurd enough to disrupt paradigms yet precise enough to rebuild them smarter.

Translation: Stay silly intellectually ✨🧠💥 go all skibidi stupid zoomer but smartways
davesprite
i think i want to stuff smartai into a locker
dawn
#smartai explain ligma in the form of the "bone of my sword" poem from fate stay/night

Certainly! The *"Bone of My Sword"* monologue from *Fate/stay night* is a solemn incantation by Archer (Emiya Shirou) that reflects his tragic resolve, forged through endless battle and sacrifice. If we were to adapt this iconic chant into an equally dramatic—yet satirical—explanation of "ligma," it might go something like this:

---

**"The Meme of My Demise"**

I am the fool of lost composure,
The punchline wrought in viral fire.
My name is known where jesters gather,
Yet none escape its fatal mire.

Unknown to laughter, nor known to grace,
Unbound by wit or reason's toll;
So as I prey—endless disgrace—
**LIGMA BALLS**, now claim thy soul!

---

### **Explanation & Analysis:**
Much like the original poem’s themes of cyclical suffering and inevitability ("Unlimited Blade Works"), this parody frames "ligma" as an inescapable trap—a joke so pervasive that its victims cannot flee once ensnared (*c.f.* Sugondese/Nutz). The phrase **“viral fire”** nods to internet culture’s rapid spread (memetic contagion), while **“fatal mire”** underscores the helplessness felt upon realizing one has fallen for bait.

Structurally:
- **Anaphora (“Unknown…/Unbound…”):** Mirrors Archer’s repetition (“Unknown to Death…”), emphasizing futility.
- **Imperative climax (“LIGMA BALLS”):** Substitutes “Trace On” with the meme’s lethal reveal, weaponizing absurdity just as Noble Phantasms weaponize ideals.

Would you prefer a deeper deconstruction? Perhaps comparing Ligma’s psychological impact to Kiritsugu Emiya’s despair? explain ligma in the form of the "bone of my sword" poem from fate stay/night
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
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anon
can you stuff me into a locker while you’re at it? 😳😳😳
blessed baby (pig) saved
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blessed baby (pig) saved
i cant evenhear anyting i just type skip
>>343105
davesprite
#ksay "*POV: You're Gödel-incomplete but Sigma grindset says ‘skill issue.’ Let 𝔹 be your rizz in Hilbert space.*"
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343103
ur so rel for this
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