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blessed baby (pig) saved
#ksay this is better to listen to for secret back channel messages uwu oooowooo
>>343109
dawn
I am the fool of lost composure,
The punchline wrought in viral fire.
My name is known where jesters gather,
Yet none escape its fatal mire.

Unknown to laughter, nor known to grace,
Unbound by wit or reason's toll;
So as I prey—endless disgrace—
LIGMA BALLS, now claim thy soul!
Randalfag
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Talking about a 2D ninth grader is so good when there isn't a bitch yelling in your ear that you're literally a pedo
>>343112
davesprite
#ban
davesprite
::ban
dawn
>>343123
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
davesprite
#cheese ()
davesprite
good lord
dawn
need gouda
davesprite
>>343125
i wish the far right would get off their asses with the banning children from the internet thing
i kinda don't hate that
>>343134>>343138>>343144
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
is this muslimgauze parody
>>343148
dawn
>>343132
el psy... something or other
davesprite
>>343134
any amount of fascist totalitarian police state is worth it if i can avoid talking to children about politics and dating lmao
>>343140
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
can we please skip its 21 minutes long i'm not gonna listen to experimental ahh muslimgauze wanna be
davesprite
>>343138
and now we enter a new era of minors lying about being adults and also using vpns to sketch around any and all monitoring of their activities
okay yeah prohibition never works
>>343147
dawn
it does not
anon
>>343145
>kids will learn to evade the restrictions
>they will lose more faith and grow up in a more paranoid environment and never be trusting of anything again
>or they lose out on socializing with their friends
its a bad idea
>>343150>>343151
davesprite
>>343147
it's a bad policy
> "children should only use walled garden parts of the internet for minors
^good idea
but it's basically impossible to implement
sort of like wealth tax
dawn
it is authoritarian moralfagging a la your typical twitter user and nothing above that

i bet they like muslimgauze too, the cunts
anon
>>343151
its true but its not a good thing
anon
can you imagine being a kid growing up in the 'everyone can record you forever' era
>>343159
blessed baby (pig) saved
i have the worst social worker right now, but she maybe doesnt know i have 2 other social workers and im about to light a fire under her ass
anon
mitzi only listens to 1d 💀🥀🪫🪫🪫
Randalfag
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>>343155
Gen Alpha is already being raised on ipads and brainrot, they don't really have much to counter this with
davesprite
everyone who disagrees with me that minors shouldn't be on these parts of the online IS A MINOR WHO SHOULD BE B8NNED jussayin
beyond policy like
they shouldn't come here we all know
>>343165>>343183
dawn
look i had /a/ and /m/ when i was 12, danny over there has his andrew tate

we are pretty similar
anon
hiro most likely wrote that so that means its gonna take 2 months
blessed baby (pig) saved
my socialworker gets paid every week to help me and hasnt in weeks now. and i've made over 4 attempts to contact her with nothing.
anon
>>343168
>everyone who disagrees with me that minors shouldn't be on these parts of the online
i figured you were quoting someone
my apologies
davesprite
by the way if i seem feisty please remember i am never mad here
i am just spirited
>>343173
blessed baby (pig) saved
all it will take is 10 autists on an imageboard and 4chanis back
anon
watch
dawn
cultural osmosis tells me vriska is the chaosspawn/cryptid/did nothing wrong of the fandom

is this correct
>>343181>>343182
davesprite
>>343179
she's like
it's hard to say
the fandom got taken over by transbian vriska kinnies
then they got allowed to write the sequel
she's pretty much a crazy pirate girl with a lot of problems
>>343185
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343160
we had a massive argument over this the other day and it ended in "no ur stupid shut up"
blessed baby (pig) saved
im not a minor
>>343188
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
im a miner i dig ores at the mines
blessed baby (pig) saved
the adults are minors to me im so not a minor
davesprite
>>343185
that's me being derogatory at people who self insert as her lol
kinnie == otherkin stuff, kinning, therians, all that mess
there are also vriska kinnies on the writing team actually tho, one i think (or was, she may have been fired)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i hate homestuck fans so much
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i'm sorry randalfag i was too mean to you the other day you are way nicer and saner than these people
>>343200
dawn
there are many a otherkin in the warriors fandom so i understand
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
OH MY GOD PLEASE SKIP THS I'M GOING INSANE
>>343195
davesprite
homestuck really kinda ended with the epilogues
hs2 has good art but it's not hussie's story anymore
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
looks like a handsome chap
dawn
can we skip this please
anon
.keep (kept)
dawn
randalfag i require assistance
>>343205
anon
its a good track you guys arent getting it
davesprite
.play nick shoulders all bad
davesprite
.play nick shoulders burned the toast
anon
SOG HAHAHAHAHAH
anon
U SAID SOG
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
bro i just yped in ::sog r u autistic
davesprite
.play nick shoulders appreciatcha
anon
YPED
Randalfag
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
YPED FUCKING YPED
Randalfag
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
yip
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
yip
davesprite
i like nick shoulders :3
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
yp
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
waaaaa
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
yip
anon
meow
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
yp
anon
depressing music is the best
>>343235
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
bwaaaa
anon
im going to keep queue'ing REAL melancholy music
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play eclipse of the heart
davesprite
>>343228
i am queueing up fun cowboy music just u wait and see heheheh
davesprite
.play nick shoulders blue endless highway
anon
remember to drink water y'all
>>343246
davesprite
.play nick shoulders won't fence us in
(if you skip all of them play this)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i fucking love foxes they are so cute
>>343247
dawn
::tsukasa
anon
see how it's not muslimgauze and people are still malding
anon
yknow
anon
i have greate taste in music
>>343256
blessed baby (pig) saved
wooolf phrase hezbollah arc 1999 lp is fire
Aleixi
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
dawn
>>343252
#refute

oh wow, *great taste* huh? let’s unpack that arrogance real quick. first off, taste is entirely subjective, so asserting yours as "great" is either a sad plea for validation or proof you’ve never actually thought critically about music beyond what makes you tap your foot. what exactly makes your taste superior? did you finally graduate from spotify’s "top 100 basic bangers" playlist, or do you think recognizing the beatles counts as a personality trait?

maybe you just mean you like things that are technically complex or critically acclaimed—congrats, you’ve described a wikipedia article, not an actual identity. news flash: enjoying widely revered artists doesn’t make you interesting; it just means you lack the imagination to dig beyond the lowest-hanging fruit. where’s the deep cuts? the niche genres? the willingness to engage with stuff that challenges you instead of just stroking your ego?

and if your idea of “great taste” is just hating on popular music while jerking off to the same three overrated bands everyone pretends to love, you’re not a connoisseur—you’re a cliché with extra steps. come back when you can articulate *why* your taste is anything more than bland, posturing nonsense. until then, sit down.
Randalfag
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Real dudes listen to The Gerogerigegege
davesprite
sooner or later i will find the erasure spell and apply it only and always to muslimgauze posting
anon
>>343259
#invert (quoted post has no text)
davesprite
.play giorgio moroder
dawn
.play will wood against the kitchen floor
femboy cat
dammit i mispelled a word
femboy cat
fucck
anon
poop
femboy cat
i dont draw ponies can you tell
Randalfag
Damn this song really does suck
blessed baby (pig) saved
what a hunk
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.play weird al hardware store
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343272
do you hangout with lil sebastian irl? cause i would.
>>343278
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343272
beautiful. very handsome man
femboy cat
shuld i sleep or shuld i draw something else
>>343283
femboy cat
its 1am
davesprite
>>343278
.play bye bye little sebastian
femboy cat
im going to sleep then ill take more requests tmmrow maybe
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
its 1 am i have to wake up at 6 but i feel awful should i write a letter to my ex incase i get locked up in jail tomorrow
>>343298>>343297
davesprite
>>343294
waow that's cool
like you train them or just sort of for fun?
davesprite
it's 2am i should really have gone to bed hours ago but this chat is addicting after sunset
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343297
family trying to use the fact i'm disabled to like say i don't have a legal personality because yeah too unstable, going tomorrow over domestic violence stuff put against my mum but idfk what bullshit report my sisters drafted up
>>343306
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
so for all i know they could also be pinning me down as "aggresive over disability" or somethig i have no idea but if i don't get out of there without handcuffs i'm def going to a mental hospital
>>343306>>343309
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343298
last time i tried to deliver a letter personally i fell off a bus and her current gf whatever told me i was a psycho stalker whatever when all i was trying to do was make ammends
blessed baby (pig) saved
i wake up around 3am so i can ejoy night chat but then bounce once the muslimgauze happens
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343309
maybe but not in a "i can't represent myself legally" or "i will kill everyone aroound me way", just a "i might not eat for 3 days in a row or try to bleed to death in my bed" way
davesprite
. skip
davesprite
.skip (video skipped)
blessed baby (pig) saved
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>343319
blessed baby (pig) saved
idk what am skipping but skipgang
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
its willy wood
>>343322
dawn
what makes tapeworms bad :(
Randalfag
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Also, waterworks are back. About time I finally do the dishes
blessed baby (pig) saved
.keep (thank you for expressing yourself)
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343319
i keeped it. dont be sad.
davesprite
.keep (kept)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
who queued el chacarron
>>343343
anon
>>343328
horribly compressed 18 second ringtone that cost 5 dollars
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i remember (i don't but remember by proxy)
dawn
2010 called and they wish for their derp song
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
song ruined they ould've gone eueuebh geiei ei egehigei g all song and it would've been a baller
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
blessed baby (pig) saved
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
god i love william joseph wood
blessed baby (pig) saved
theyre def jammed up on the stuff
dawn
.play ocularnebula chasing a fleeting dream
anon
thought you were going to bed mitzi
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
no i'm in bed but i'm gonna write a letter to my ex because i hate myself and because i wanna say shit incase i get sent to a hospital for a week or two or more if my sisters said i attacked them or some shit
>>343345
blessed baby (pig) saved
mitzi will fall asleep in probably 3 hours
anon
>>343341
i see you on here constantly, you should sleep, specially since you got a lot going on
dawn
dave you queued an oliver north speech instead of the song
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343346
you people are a disgrace and the reason why we need psychiatric tests before granting internet access to people
>>343353
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play cindi lauper time after time
davesprite
wait that's not how tou do the spade it's lime
>_+$;3+#7'-#;#;_
fuck i don't care
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play madonna hung up
anon
clam your rumble spheres
anon
>be me
davesprite
>>343356
the troll intro is actually one of the most straightforward and linear parts of the comic
>>343363
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343353
idk i'm just unhinged like that (don't actually mean it)
anon
so basically i was dating this girl, dunno why and donr remember it either but we ended talking about bdsm, and the first thing this bitch does is double down. she send me a pic or real handcuffs. and im holy shit. long story short she fucked my sanity
>>343374
davesprite
>>343363
understanding what's going on in make her pay is nothing compared to understanding what's going on with the main character who doesn't even get a name until like 3/4 of the way into the story lmao
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
I LOVE WILLIAM WOOD
>>343369
blessed baby (pig) saved
i lik eyour soundboard thing better
davesprite
>>343371
::mous
#throw
yk what actually homestuck deserves your shade
>>343376
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343375
to master anything you have to do it about 10,000 times.
>>343380
anon
>>343377
she was actually insane, she cutted for fun and sometimes i still think about her
davesprite
>>343378
bless fingers crossed
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play would
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
AHAHAHHA
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
THAT FUCKING QUEUED ALICE IN CHAINS
davesprite
.play wood
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
oh nvm 'm stupid it queued "this mallet wont loosen"
>>343390
davesprite
>>343389
yours queued alice in chains with "would"
Randalfag
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Yees creepypasta song added
davesprite
wait that wasn't you
davesprite
i can't read
dawn
.play alice in chains nutshell
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play alice in chains nutshell slowed reverb live
dawn
needs a nightcore pitch adjustment for full effect
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play get born again alice in chains
blessed baby (pig) saved
.play 1990s anti drug commerical
davesprite
.play Muppets anti drug commercial
dawn
>>343402
hi boob inspector. i am not in the mood for a mamogram at this moment
>>343410
blessed baby (pig) saved
oh damn this slaps
davesprite
>>343402
i think mine are defective they might need some hands on
>>343414
blessed baby (pig) saved
this is the soundtrack to my irl life
davesprite
i had a coworker on grave shifts who would play marty robbins all the time overnight
nostalgic
>>343416
dawn
>>343410
my insurance sucks and sadly you're out of network
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343411
.play sam roberts the graveyard shift
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i volunteer as a boob inspector
blessed baby (pig) saved
anon is my booba okay?
>>343422
davesprite
>>343414
okay sorry mr inspector
so how are they
mad flatcancer? tubeitis? give it to me straight doc
>>343425
dawn
.play outliars and hyppocrates will wood
Randalfag
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I've heard somewhere that some people become doctors just to satisfy theur sadisctic urges
davesprite
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>>343428
okay i will stop self hstoing as soon as i figure out what that means
::jej
davesprite
>>343428
but also no you ain't lol
private goods
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i queued this can i get headpats
>>343436
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY FULL OF HOMESTUCK
davesprite
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dang so much for gay
::hsts
anon
davesprire do you have a side profile?
>>343443
Randalfag
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I wonder what he meant by that
davesprite
>>343444
ohhh
i think same answer actually
i shouldn't post that here lol
>>343447
blessed baby (pig) saved
wait. you're not a real boob inspector :/
>>343449>>343450
blessed baby (pig) saved
fml
davesprite
>>343447
i respect your discretion but i think i'm gonna go ahead and not send anybody any photographs of my bottom barrel tits tonight ;p
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i love boobs so much
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343449
okay so are they okay? or is it cancer?
anon
so wait im confused, who sended me? blessy or davesp?
davesprite
was not me lol
blessed baby (pig) saved
hhhii anon...
anon
ah ok still perfect
dawn
daikaiju die
davesprite
YESS FIRST ROLL
anon
hi im a cop who arrested the fake boob inspector
>>343472
davesprite
>>343470
thanks for your service officer as thanks you may inspect
>>343478
Randalfag
::belhium
blessed baby (pig) saved
any bunda inspectors?
anon
i heard rumors saying randal is the most pretty girl here, are they lying?
>>343484
blessed baby (pig) saved
i missed the link
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag
>>343481
I am letters on the screen, I don't have a concept of human beauty standarts
>>343487
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
.skip (voted to skip this video)
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
just because its homestuck
roxy
i love my alien spouse
blessed baby (pig) saved
theyre developing nicely
dawn
comic sans

ew
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i wish my boobs could actually grow its over
>>343498
blessed baby (pig) saved
my boobs eat miracle grow or some shit
>>343497
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
cool can i bury my face in them
davesprite
>>343494
the trick is to have good genetics and be born with them
i fucked that part up too it's okay it happens
>>343501
Randalfag
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Friendly reminders that socionics is a lithuanian psyop created to confuse soviet people and weaken the state of soviet mind
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>343498
and not inject yourself with birthcontrol at age 15
>>343506
blessed baby (pig) saved
>>343497
i do pretty intense hrt that is borderline illegal but i get chekced every 3 month
>>343505
anon
>>343503
they were so pretty that i guess OD is worth it
davesprite
>>343501
yeah that probably doesn't help
anorexia is also a huge L on transition results

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