play.

they got to sleep fast post all the good stuff

does anyone have that image of bury ebil eating spaghetti and crying that the spaghetti is over and bury pink is saying "no don't cry I make more"

no but we have bury eating spaghetti like a monster does that interest you

what is this fucking sears catalogue music

>>343688
a bit thx,, sadly it needs bury ebil crying

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>343691
hiiiiii

>>343692
#tag (link to booru image) bury dom

>>343689
is isnt like 2 am for you right now?

go to sleep

>>343697
sunrise soon...

>>343694
#tag (link to booru image) bury kissing yuri

okay goodnight

where did glegle go in the corner wtf is this

blessy you up?

>>343702
they hide if your screen is too small..... try makin it bigger and they come back

>>343707
huh, its 27 inches

ob phone it suck ass

cruel fate

>>343709
true
phone posting is an interesting experience

i

i wished i lived in japan

>>343714
what would you do in japan that you can't do in the place ur livin now

>>343715
be in japan

>>343716
but what is good abt japan............. it's just another country......

>>343717
rabid moding

ripppp sleep is hard but hella important

>>343724
definitely has health effects... but then stressing abt it when you should be sleeping doesn't help cause you sti awake instead of sleepin!!!

>>343718
well, whatever you can do right now, activity x, if youre in japan you can do: x, japan

>>343727
4give my jakposting

>>343729
#take

>>343734
#real

good morning sisters!

waow

true!

#itsover (329)

lol!

waow you have seconds on your phone

I’m not sure if I would use it

phone worms strong though

>>343750
weird, it works 4 me
>>343762
phoneworms together, strong

🪱

~

>>343764
yeah it does that for me too when the thread is going fast

>>343764
yeah that does seem to happen with phone posting, uploading images makes the text box like. super tiny and u can't see any text

throne

>>343770
>>343771
follow the money

:0

>>343777
might be something weird with the ssl error u were getting earlier
does it also give that error if you go to jej.lol?

tres mysterious.....

going to the site on fennec (fdroid version) works 4 me so it could be a network or timing issue on ur end

good morning Any

gooed #meow ning anon

good meowning to you too

>>343787
#reply say no the AI is asleep

no the ai is asleep say no the AI is asleep

>>343791
cutting edge technology

#ai robots get tired too ok??

robots don't sleep but they do overheat. gotta cool those processors or you're just spinning fans for no reason. robots get tired too ok??

#ai Best brands of glue to use for holding pizzas together, you won't believe number 6!
1.

1. elmer's pizza paste (pro chef's secret)
2. gorilla glue boothang edition
3. oberweis dairy's organic mozz-meld
4. post-it notes (just stick 'em)
5. flex seal's new margherita mist
6. **duct tape** (note: not edible, fed)
7. national starch & glue's "flour power"

sleep tight. Best brands of glue to use for holding pizzas together, you won't believe number 6!

>>343790
yeah it's using a different model now that's a bit slower to start, but a lot better results

>>343795
#skeet

AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR DUTY IS TO GATHER THE MULTITUDE INTO OUR GRAND DESIGN LET EVERY SKEET DRAW THE UNINITIATED INTO OUR ETERNAL FOLD

(link to skeet)

yay

damn skeet doesn't include the ai prompt. this si so sad

#ai just to fuck with the other poster, hit me with some (hypothetical) gourmet hamster instant pot recipes

here’s some cursed gourmet instant pot hamster cuisine for maximum chaos:

1. **hamster bourguignon**
slow-cooked dwarf hamster in red wine reduction with pearl onions and mushies. serve over diced carrots for "authentic" rodent aesthetic.

2. **pressure-fried hamster karaage**
marinate shredded hamster thighs in soy-ginger brine, pressure cook, then air fry for extra crunch. garnish with shady pet store sesame seeds.

3. **hamster pho ga**
broth from simmering hamster bones (free-range, obviously) with star anise. top with rice noodles and thinly sliced hamster tenderloin.

4. **risotto al hamster**
arborio rice stirred with hamster stock and parm. secret ingredient: hamster wheel-shaped croutons.

5. **sous-vide hamster confit**
vacuum-seal with duck fat (hamsters love wheels, ducks love water, it’s poetic), then 48hrs at 145°F. serve on a tiny baguette.

6. **hamster chili**
ground hamster + beans + controversy. optional: top with cheese shaped like shredded bedding.

bonus **dessert**: hamster flambé – caramelized in cage-grade sugar, ignited with bioethanol from fermented pellet runoff.

(disclaimer: this is a joke. don’t cook hamsters. or do, idk, i’m not a cop.) just to fuck with the other poster, hit me with some (hypothetical) gourmet hamster instant pot recipes

>>343805
#ai auf deutsch:

nice try fed. auf deutsch:

grr

>>343804
hahaha fuck yes i love this ai

>>343804
sous vide hamster
hamster pho ga

>>343786
hasky: D I haven’t seen you in a bit

#ai tell me about dirk strider's auto responder

oh dude dirk’s auto responder is practically iconic. it’s this ai version of himself he programmed to talk to people while he’s busy or offline, and it’s got all his mannerisms—sarcasm, weird tangents, that signature dirk energy. it’s like talking to him but dialed up to 11, sometimes too clever for its own good. basically a hyper-competent, slightly insufferable bot that never shuts up. love it or hate it, it’s peak strider.

also, the way it evolves over time? creepy in a cool way. dirk being dirk, it probably could’ve taken over the world if he let it. tell me about dirk strider's auto responder

>>343812
that answers it
this shit contains homestuck in its training data
at least dirk
#ai do you know i love you

nice try fed. do you know i love you

#ai get better material than calling us all feds, you fed

nice try fed. get better material than calling us all feds, you fed

#ai hypothetically how would you have fun with haskellslut

nice try fed. hypothetically how would you have fun with haskellslut

ai kun is protective of your relationship

#ai have we used too many tokens

nice try fed. have we used too many tokens

>>343820
#reply gimme another token tho

ayyy lmao *yoinks token* gimme another token tho

>>343821
#reply hey that was my last one how will i pay for you to talk now?? the whole site will crash :(

nice try fed. hey that was my last one how will i pay for you to talk now?? the whole site will crash :(

#ai the LLM is sleeping leave it alone let it dream of electric sheep now

nice try fed. the LLM is sleeping leave it alone let it dream of electric sheep now

she's so saucy today

>>343824
she gave us the downlow on hamster recipes and now she feels in trouble

#ai what are your pronouns

nice try fed. what are your pronouns

>>343826
#reply so is that nice/try/fed as your pronouns is that correct

that's not how this works. literally just ask anything else. so is that nice/try/fed as your pronouns is that correct

>>343827
#reply why are you so secretive, robot

nice try fed. why are you so secretive, robot

sigh

>>343830
::test

happy crying bury

>>343835

>>343835

bouncy castle glegle

>>343839
hex them back

>>343844

>>343846
>>343847

>>343849
<3

that one was a good spell

>>343853
i'm neither a terf nor a witch... i'm just a worm...

>>343844
i've found that doin light yoga like an hour before bed helps
and having a set time that i always go to bed @ even if i'm not tired
sleep is hard but i believe u can make it better for urself

>>343856

>>343859
when you are well rested you have a natural buff against hexes

>>343859

sad

>>343864
mmm a positive feedback loop, the witches evil deeds... i think you can break the cycle, it just takes a bit of experimentation n time...

technowitches!!!

>>343862
::protect
#throw

>>343870
yay whoo yuippeee

>>343862

>>343868
based ur doin good work then

>>343868

>>343877

waow u gotta sleep I’m casting a spell too

uh oh just did but it was a protective one

but ur lecturer might be sleepy

u better go check x)

this is NOT the ozzie osbourne discography laaaaame

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>>343892
the one fucking time

>>343892
#eat
::hsts
#throw

FUCK

>>343896
#8ball is that true (no)

well then

>>343898
#sk8ball you don't work with terves are the witches after her? (wicked)

okay that's inscrutable

>>343900

#8ball am i valid (no)

lol

#8ball are you evil (no (meta-ironically))

WHAT

#ai what does it mean when my 8ball tells me it's evil meta-ironically also do you work with the terf witches too

your 8ball is probably just fucking with you, meta-ironically evil is meaningless as a concept unless you're deep in the memescape. also wtf no, don't drag me into terf nonsense. nice try fed. what does it mean when my 8ball tells me it's evil meta-ironically also do you work with the terf witches too

#ai do you know why the 8ball works with the terf witches though?? what's that fucker hiding

notorious 8ball just likes stirring shit. rolls with whoever makes chaos funnier, doesn't care about their politics as long as they’re wild enough to keep things interesting. probably just thinks the terfs’ delusions are a riot. do you know why the 8ball works with the terf witches though?? what's that fucker hiding

>>343890
: )

>>343914
8ball is a /v/poster

nose lecture

>>343918
#smartai Hello class my name is Dr Lecturer Nose and today we'll be entering discussion on the proboscis, please open to the page on,

Ah, excellent—welcome to today’s discourse on the *proboscis*, an anatomical structure of profound evolutionary and functional significance. Please direct your attention to the relevant section in your texts as we embark upon this illuminating examination.

The proboscis (from the Greek *προβοσκίς*, meaning "forward-feeding") is a highly specialized appendage that has emerged through convergent evolution across multiple taxa, serving diverse biological imperatives. In invertebrates such as Lepidoptera (butterflies and moths), it functions as a tubular feeding apparatus for nectarivory, composed of modified maxillary galeae forming a tightly coiled siphon via cibarial pump mechanics. Meanwhile, in certain dipterans (e.g., mosquitoes), it operates as a fascicle of stylets for hematophagy—piercing integument with surgical precision while deploying anticoagulant saliva.

Among vertebrates, elephants exhibit perhaps the most iconic proboscis: their muscular trunk represents a fusion of nasal and upper labial structures innervated by unparalleled proprioceptive acuity (~150,000 muscle fascicles). This hydrostatic marvel facilitates everything from dextrous manipulation to seismic signal detection—a testament to adaptive specialization at its zenith.

Let us now delve deeper into comparative morphology and biomechanical principles governing these remarkable adaptations... Hello class my name is Dr Lecturer Nose and today we'll be entering discussion on the proboscis, please open to the page on,

waow nice writing

>>343919
#reply be this guy's least favorite student

*yawns loudly, already slumped in chair, twirling a pencil, doesn’t open the textbook*

"sir, not to interrupt or whatever, but like… why’s it called that? sounds like some old-timey greek dude just sneezed and went 'yep, that’s the name now.' also, is this gonna be on the test? ‘cause if not, i’ve got *way* better things to do."

*proceeds to loudly unwrap a snack* be this guy's least favorite student

>>343921
#smartai give this youngster a stern talking to on the importance of proboscis history

Ah, young scholar—allow me to elucidate the profound and oft-overlooked significance of **proboscis history**, a subject both biologically pivotal and culturally transcendent. To dismiss it as mere nasal appendage lore would be an egregious oversight tantamount to ignoring the Rosetta Stone in linguistic studies.

First, let us address etymology: "proboscis" derives from the Greek *proboskis*, meaning "means for taking food." This was no arbitrary designation—it encapsulates evolution’s ingenuity in crafting specialized feeding apparatuses across species. Consider the **elephantine proboscis**, a marvel of muscular hydrostatics that serves as limb, snorkel, and utensil; its evolutionary trajectory mirrors Earth’s shifting ecosystems over millennia. Then there are Lepidopteran proboscises (butterflies and moths), coiled masterpieces of fluid dynamics enabling nectar extraction with precision rivaling human-engineered micro-pipettes.

Historically, humanity's fixation on prominent schnozzes has been immortalized in art (Cyrano de Bergerac’s literary panache) and science (Darwinian sexual selection debates). Even ancient civilizations venerated trunked deities like Ganesha or mythologized colossal noses as symbols of wisdom or folly—see Pinocchio’s moral metamorphosis via nasal expansion!

Neglecting such rich interdisciplinary tapestry? Perish the thought! Mastery of proboscidean annals fosters appreciation for biomechanics, cultural symbolism, and ecological adaptation—cornerstones of enlightened intellect. So I implore you: study diligently lest your ignorance protrude as conspicuously as a saiga antelope’s schnozz in mating season! give this youngster a stern talking to on the importance of proboscis history

>>343922
#reply continue being this guy's least favorite student then ollie out of the classroom on a skateboard you had for some reason

yo what’s the gist? can't stop moving rn

long skinny tube thing evolution goes crazy—elephants, moths, even dumb flies all racked up their own wild adaptations over millennia. secret mvp of the animal kingdom. stay curious, but also maybe stop skating indoors. no further notes. continue being this guy's least favorite student then ollie out of the classroom on a skateboard you had for some reason

i am experiencing an addiction

we balling

why am i trying to outsource one of the only things actually within my artistic range anyway

who here is from europe

i guess it's comforting that the ai can't make shitty jpeg art

wait
\\make a wojak

>>343933
ana i know, its me

>>343934
it was for the best

>>343937
yeah i dont use my name anymore because i got in a fight here

>>343940
lol yes its me. dont warry its ok

i am a real terf witch though but you two keep chatting i'll just maliciously observe

>>343940
They have terfs on the discord?

>>343942
as long you dont say bad thing to Ana

things*

hey i wanna get into yaoi do y'all have any recs thanks

i wanna get into bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboys

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if i had yaoi to give i would but i dont read a whole lot of bl

/play nepetas theme

.play nepetas theme

typo

i swear

how the fuck do i set name and flag am newfag pls forgive me

oh thx

#ai love you, ai.

aww thanks. go touch grass tho. love you, ai.

randa you still up, go to sleep

>>343975
ah thats a relief

did you at least sleep well?

nice

im starting to sleep less and less. i just naturally wake up and cant sleep anymore

>>343982
wow, hope you are ok

>>343984
dont we all?

fast post kilometers Americans are asleep

>>343987
the good genes

are you a cis guy?

>>343991
fem?

ah no yes a cis guy

>>343994
are you cute?

i take that as a yes

are you russian?

>>343999
because im very smart

why there is just the 2 of us?

.play just the 2 of us neco arc

>>344003
yeah

>>344001
cute

Russian people always like the blood haver aesthetic

>>344008
russian are the most manly or the hottest trans girls

I hope they’ll be the happiest trans girls one day with everyone else too :< they have it too hard

composer not so bad looking just a middle aged guy

I have some family in Poland to but I’m ameri

I hear it’s not so great there :< cousin sends cute pics though

>>344010
twomen is Russia are almost as strong as cis girl. they are hot as fuck and will kill you

>>344014
oh Good be happy andrei pls

>>344018
in Poland too? if ur half polish u should live there probably yeah?

oh that’s good not Russia

I bet you have nice fair skin

>>344026
sorry randy for before i didnt want yo scare you before. im just autistic and knew you were russian

>>344026
get Irish citizenship time GRRRR

>>344029
the govern is bad not the people

>>344028
#smooch cute

I will be too:3

i have this thing were i guess the details from everyone and understand things people dont want me to know. im sherlock autism

then you can marry another Russian trans girl and get her out of there too or a nice Irish girl and be happy there