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anna
>>345925
i dont have any full body pics that arent half nude and i dont wanna send those as proof
>>345928
Spiders
top 1 cure for broad shoulders: putting them back a little
>>345934
anon
>>345929
ok i can respect that but, you cant have an outsider opinion if no one every give you one
>>345937
anon
>>345926
honestly i would've preferred if jade remained a nothing character if it meant she didn't undergo character assassination post canon
>>345941>>345935
Spiders
>>345934
same but im trying to convince myself that i am not. debating hacking them off. good idea?
>>345942
anon
dave was a teenager in 2010s, you can't tell me he wasn't at least casually homophobic or at least incredibly insecure about it. but maybe thats just me projecting
>>345944
davesprite
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>>345932
basically everyone undergoes character assassinations post canon, except maybe dave and karkat. even john gets it bad.
i blame the fans who started becoming involved in the writing during the epilogues
jade being an abusive dom top furry futa and vriska beinf "redeemed" is all very much the work of fans who never got it
::davekat
anon
what you need spiders is more fat and good clothes
davesprite
>>345935
>>345939
yeah he's a repper for years and makes homophobic jokes a bunch earlier on especially
but like, the story takes place over his whole coming of age
and he spends three years on makeout point
dude's gonna figure stuff out eventually
anon
>>345946
be more gentle with your self
anna
so its recent
anon
>>345949
u guys need to stop doing this outline insanity
anon
ygmi
anon
>>345949
good heigh, good bmi in which already new because i asked you days ago, good hips and legs. SH scars are a bit meh, good chest structure the should can be decent with proper clothes
>>345960
anon
>>345955
it can be if you're too tall
anon
ur gonna get a lot of eyes on you if ur too tall
anon
>>345955
Long hair + short + taking hrt is like 80% of the way there.
>>345959
anon
>>345958
i'd argue 40%, the other 40% is voice training
anna
>>345954
wym good chest structure i have like almost a barrel chest like my ribcage is fucked
>>345961
anon
>>345960
waist to under armpits is good
anon
anna you need to stop worrying like that is a good shape
anna
my ribcage and my shoulders ruin every somewhat good quality
>>345965
anon
the ribcage is 8/10 stop worrying
anon
>>345963
I doubt it. Good fashion sense can hide a lot of bone and overall frame. It can't change height.
>>345966
anon
>>345965
yeah like that, not the shoulder of a petite but hers are good enough
anon
yay dooming time
anon
anna your not replying, i know that behavior, my ex gf did that all the time in chat
>>345971
davesprite
>>345969
my
#tag (unknown booru upload error) brainworms
anon
>>345971
that you are good enough and stop complaining
anna
>>345973
i cant beg peope to agree with me but i know that they are wrong so i just smile or something
>>345980
anon
>>345975
I've been trying to gain a bit more muscle, but overall, yeah.
>>345982
davesprite
.play cybergirlz sillypoo
anon
>>345978
good i’m glad, i also need to gain more muscle i’m pretty skinny rn
anna
>>345980
i dont know what would make me satisfied. i dont like hate but i dont like when peope lie to me just for the sake of it
>>345986>>345987
anna
hate seems more honest because its negative
davesprite
>>345975
working on it
if i could just conversion therapy myself out of dysphoria i would
hate this shit
just let me be a hot twunk and enjoy it
>>345988
anon
>>345983
what the point in lying, i would literally fuck someone with that body
anon
>>345983
If you're worried about hugboxxing, you could always send a pic, but from what you've shown so far, it just seems to be brainworms.
anon
>>345989
i just need to grow a mustache so stop looking like a woman
>>345992
davesprite
>using glegles like a tranny
iwnbatwunk
davesprite
growing a mustache or going bald are like my biggest fears
>>345995
anon
>>345994
I've been trying to, but so far they look more like pubes. Hopefully I won't still be shaving by 30's.
>>345998
davesprite
>>345995
yeah i've been on hrt my whole adult life
skipping a lot of doses lately though, i should stop that
>>345999
anon
>>345996
i can sympathize mine is mostly blonde so it looks like a shit stain on my upper lip
anon
:(
anon
>:(
anon
>>>>>:(
anon
You remind me of that one series of panels about karkat getting progressively more feminine to get with dave. I can't find it right now.
>>346013
Spiders
>>345949
i feel like doing this too. would you guys rate my ugly shoulders as well?
>>346011
anon
>>346006
slap a bitch and tell her to be a good girl
Spiders
>>346006
hmmm... maybe you're dressing too well. most boys just go for a tshirt and jeans
>>346014
anon
>>346012
that’s what i normally wear and still get gendered female
>>346017
anna
4chan changed from an error message to text just saying ''see you soon''
anon
>>346013
Last panel is karkat in a wedding dress after bottom surgery I think.
>>346019
Spiders
>>346014
honestly im so jelly but i understand your predicament. im guessing you have short hair???
>>346018
davesprite
god it would be so easy to accidentally upload a selfie here with literally one misclick ;_;
anon
>>346011
i bet you would see the same thing but you will say the she is good even tho you have the same body
>>346030
Spiders
no clue my guy.
Spiders
hm
Spiders
like
Spiders
i guess body building
Spiders
get more chest muscle and stuff
anon
yeah gonna try that cause i gotta get rid of the tits anyways
>>346034
davesprite
PONY CHORALE
davesprite
HELL YES
davesprite
HELL FUCKING YES
Spiders
>>346029
life would be so pretty if people could swap bodies. i'd give you my ugly masculine body
>>346035
Spiders
ugly (subjective)
Dakota
ugh so sore and about to head out to this guys house this isn't gonna be super fun
>>346039
anon
>>346037
wear or make them wear protections
Dakota
they are gonna wear a condom
Spiders
i think
davesprite
afk a minute
idc if y'all skip my tyler but you better not skip europe is lost
anon
>>346038
yeah no it is, even before hrt i passed just by growing my hair out
Spiders
>>346044
guess so. but if people are confused they're gonna look at your face and go "oh thats a boy" "oh thats a girl"
Dakota
height doesn't matter i'm 6'1
>>346053
Spiders
that's the deciding factor
Spiders
i believe
anon
>>346049
wait, i know that bust, are you reddit hottie, the bodybuilder to babe?
Dakota
nope i'm just dakota
Spiders
>>346058
eeyikes! nailed. with a hammer. nails nailed with a hammer. in a line. on the belly.
anon
>>346058
That looks really inflamed. Do you have any aloe vera gel or something to put on it?
Dakota
i literally just got it, it squireted blood
Dakota
u dont put aloe on it, just salt water
Spiders
huhh
Spiders
oh to disinfect
Dakota
2 weeks i get the left side
>>346067
anon
How much is it going to cost? >>346066
Spiders
>>346057
"did you just add milk to your coffee? what are you a faggot. drink it black"
Dakota
this was 250ish dollars i think
Dakota
might have been 280
Spiders
jeez that's so much money. are piercing normally that expensive?
anon
>hey guys im tyler and i create, im a creator, tyler the creator :D
>>346075
Dakota
i go to a ritzy place
anon
>>346073
when are we getting a new album
anon
its always about you isnt it, when am i getting, when will i have, when will i...
Dakota
i really dont wanna go out again lol
anon
is he jerking off in 2014
Dakota
i'm not that lol
Dakota
never was that buff
anon
How often do people go through a period of self hating feminism before becoming trans?
anon
he never had a pet
i like sad things
>>346058
is this boob piercing?.??
anon
.play tyler gardenshed
Dakota
no its along my rib line
Spiders
i've been thinking about injections actually
Spiders
is diy a really bad idea
>>346113
Spiders
for me it's becoming more and more a splendid idea
anon
cant find my septum hole
Dakota
i'm so glad my shit shipped b4 trumps tariffs fucked the site up
anon
now what
davesprite
so tempted to just queue up every song in estate sale lol
anon
so spidy in the end did you posted the outline?
>>346120
Spiders
me when i use words
Spiders
>>346117
oh no. i need to take a pic and draw it still lol. unless...
>>346135
Spiders
>>346119
where did you get your e from... just curious. btw sorry you went through that again...
>>346125
anon
>>346123
got it from tea, and lol it’s nbd it’s a part of me whether or not i want it to be
anon
holy it was closing
Spiders
well. now you have boy boobs. regrettable.
>>346132
Spiders
i hope they're small?
davesprite
GUD SONG
.keep (this does nothing but your voice is heard)
anon
Can you actually find tranners on Grinder? I kinda want to download it, but I don't want to be gay.
>>346137
anon
>>346120
unless you act normal and post dunno a unseen link and thats it
Spiders
>>346132
well it would be. if they didn't want to be very masculine
>>346138
anon
>>346134
i was on grindr for a while
davesprite
>>346136
you can hide them with pecs unless tou get unusually significant hrt growth i would think
Spiders
i wonder how big my future hrt boobs will be.. i hope... very small...
Spiders
boobs are god's best creation by far
>>346147
Spiders
maybe only second to bugs
anon
The dunes of the Sahara pale in comparison to the mountains of the Himalayas, but the desert is hotter.
davesprite
>>346144
that can't be right cause i don't have any but i am definitely god's best creation
>>346152
Spiders
>>346148
whaaat. most porn addicts are like "i only like big boobs haha!"
>>346151
anon
>>346149
i just take every opportunity to call chasers porn addicts
>>346156
davesprite
this is not as good live tbh
Spiders
>>346151
"chasers" to me are such a weird concept. like, this is such an american thing. i don't think they exist outside the us
>>346159>>346160
davesprite
>>346152
if only lol
i kinda just try not to think about it too much
::boobs
Spiders
>>346155
damn! welp. maybe they'll still grow? i'm sure you're pretty either way
anon
>>346156
bruh you dont have seen italy
anon
some of the biggest most degen chasers i’ve ever met are from europe
>>346162
Spiders
i think i'm too boybrained to have encountered any chasers...
anon
im not saying my country but it's there's a imageboard here literally just full of chasers cyberstalking trans women
>>346171
anon
>>346162
well one of my worst encounters was getting hounded by a ftm chaser because he didn’t believe i was mtf and he tried to dox me
>>346173
Spiders
ohh
Spiders
like. what kind of spaces do you guys interact with people in. how do these chasers spawn into being...
davesprite
>>346164
that's unhinged
and i am going to guess turkish or brazilian lol
>>346172
Spiders
Oh btw. never google "snake bites" worst mistake of my life
Spiders
some very nasty pictures! (not the piercings)
anon
chasérs, they find you.
davesprite
kae tempest is so based
davesprite
.play kae tempest statue in the square
davesprite
o shit we doing transition tips now
anon
'
anon
left looks hot
davesprite
yeah i would look balanced too if i had that waistline lady
Spiders
>>346188
cis girls have no idea what broad shoulders are clearly
>>346200
davesprite
>>346198
she has broad shoulders she just also has massive hips and a tiny waist so it doesn't matter
hourglass
>>346202
anon
>>346196
Shitty coworkers suck. I hope you can find a way to work that out.
>>346206
anna
obv broad shoulders look different on a woman lol
Spiders
i saw a video of my from a party 2 days ago where i had a tanktop and i looked so fucking masculine i got suicidal thoughts
>>346208>>346211
anon
>>346201
ty I just feel so alienated at the moment. I feel like it's really hard to do my work knowing that they hate me and don't want me there and time and money I could be investing into doing better work it's hard to motivate myself now if it's just with people who hate me
>>346213
Spiders
not even kidding
davesprite
>>346204
sometimes i stand in the mirror in my tank tops and just like kind of gaze in disgust
>>346212>>346219
Spiders
probably the alcohol talking but whateve
anna
eating la tiao rn
Spiders
>>346208
yeah. i thought i looked nice in a tank top too. i was told i look nice and gay...
>>346214
davesprite
>>346212
i do genuinely look good in them but in a twink way
i get like, lesbians complimenting my big shoulders
>>346217
anon
>>346213
yeah I challenged the ego of a dude by being really good at a thing and then he tried to sabotage me and then when I called him out for sabotaging me he just went over my head to higher ups and told them he's uncomfortable with me
>>346221>>346223
Spiders
>>346214
guess same goes for me.
Spiders
(also complimented by a lesbian lmaoo)
Spiders
dear anons could you give yourself a name or at least a flag i have trouble distinguishing you
anon
>>346215
ah so it was not me, i guess i told to many people we hated them
davesprite
>>346219
oh i know people find me hot, that's easy, they just say so sometimes.
but i don't find me hot
i think i look like a sausage casing stretched over a skeleton stuffed with ground beef that's all piling up under the ribcage
>>346224>>346225
anon
>>346215
People with massive egos like that really suck. Now that your in his sight, he has to "get one over you" to feel better about himself.
>>346226
anon
>>346222
does it matter tho, i mean they are going to fuck and marry you, it inst your problem anymore
>>346227
davesprite
>>346222
but i will say i can craft a nice metaphor
::yuck
anon
>>346223
yeah basically. I need to just chill out and do my work and not worry about it it's just a sad time cause I thought the people I was working with were my friends but they're not my friends.
>>346229
davesprite
>>346224
my body isn't for others. i just want to be comfortable in my appearance and form yk?
like, it doesn't matter in dating, but it still matters to me unrelated to that
>>346228
anon
>>346227
in love it matters, hot sweaty sex is for this very reason, to love ones body truly
>>346231
anon
>>346226
Is everybody avoiding you, or are they just scared of the guy that's out for you.
>>346230
anon
>>346229
there's 2 guys who hate me. 1 guy who's kinda cool with me but he's friends with the 2 guys who hate me. then the head guy and the head woman don't hate me, but they value the guy who hates me very highly so anything he wants goes. and then there's another guy who doesn't really care and another guy who doesn't care either.
davesprite
>>346228
man i kinda hate sex ngl
i am so sick of sex
i voluntarily went celibate a few years ago
>>346234
Spiders
it's ok to not like sex
Spiders
someone send a stupid message i want to make you blue
>>346238
SadChan🍉🍉
im at home now
SadChan🍉🍉
YOU LOST.
Spiders
evil witch attempting to hex me
anon
>>346244
dear bf femboy hottie, you look stunning, need to work on self confidence and acceptance
>>346258
Spiders
ah
Spiders
happy for you :3
davesprite
>>346234
like 4-7 depending on how you count. if you only consider penetration as sex then 4. never been with a guy either like, not all the way. so really not very experienced. but idk all the sex i had was a boring chore and act of service to selfish lovers
>>346255
anon
>>346253
What's you bideltoid. It cannot be as bad as you are making it out to be.
>>346259
anon
>>346251
no i count only guy who had you and not you on girls, now you sexuality different honey
>>346261
anon
:yuri
davesprite
>>346246
this is sweet <3
however i still have not sent anybody any pictures lol
>>346262
Spiders
>>346254
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hold on
anon
I've only ever really had good experiences with lovers. there was one girl who wasn't great and nah that guy was great too. yeah basically only had 2 bad encounters both with the same person who wasn't for me. otherwise it's all been great
anon
>>346261
body count as how many guys penetrated you, understand now?
>>346267
anon
6 people
anon
>>346267
because it matters that way
cuteslavbooLatina
i will find i will find the bury ebil crying eating spaghetti pic anon asked for yesterday
davesprite
cybergirlz os so bizarrely transfixing and so wormed
>>346274
anon
all the men I ever slept with all had the same name
anon
idk why they all had the same name
Spiders
god
anon
>>346282 what matters is hips and ass
Spiders
guh
davesprite
>>346274
basically everything sillypoo makes is some kind of intensive terf propaganda but it's also so entertaining
>>346290
anon
>>346282
i have huge shoulders and was stealth, shoulders are irrelevant
anon
stand in the 3d body scanner for an accurate measurement
Spiders
maybe when you look like a girl! all i've been hearing since puberty is how wide my stupid fucking shoulders all! all the time "wow!!! your shoulders are so wide!! wow look at him his shoulders are so wide aren't they!?!!??!" kms
>>346295
davesprite
>>346290
omg for real!!
i feel similarly about tatsuya ishida
and a lot of bigots with talent rly
>>346297
anon
>>346278
Get a piece of string and mark it when it spans both your shoulders. Then measure the string.
>>346299
anon
I will never pass. it's very over. but that's ok. life goes on. for now
>>346298>>346296
anon
>>346289
i mean same, but it's not like cis women don't have the same size shoulders, at least some of them do
anon
>>346294
>i will never pass, and thats good because there no one i would ever be than me and that is passing
anna
>>346292
i actually dont like tatsiya ishidas art it kinda reminds me of those corporate slop drawings
>>346305
davesprite
>>346294
#edit "will never pass. it's very over. but" "will be beautiful and happy. i am so gonna make it. and"
anon
you will all pass if you stop dooming and effortmax
>>346303
Spiders
from the back?
davesprite
4c1-3938459137.jpg
>>346297
it's my poonerbrained calarts enjoyment somehow i blame this for me liking corpostyles
i like minimalistic forms and chunky lines i've been psyopped
Spiders
like i'm getting 44 cm when i try front and 38 when i try back
anon
I make men tremble in fear levels of over.
Spiders
i am allowed to be terrible to myself
anon
>>346311
i heard this excuses every fuckin times, you and anna are the same
>>346319
Spiders
because i deserve it
kate
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
amon
Spiders
>>346314
i will make it. unlike other people who might not. that's the difference
anon
don't kys
kate
Honestly some cis people don't pass so the bar is getting fuzzy
anon
I need to not kms. it's hard. it is such a tantalizing solution to everything. but I know it's not the answer.
anon
>>346320
ok now your credibility is 0
anon
>>346321
You have smaller shoulders than the average male.
anon
it's time to start over new
anon
this is what getting ignored feels like
davesprite
>>346316
is that bideltoid holy fuck
i should play basketball god damn
>>346331
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