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ill have to update the hot sauce thread
gray (mobile)
hot sauce is better than sex
sadmoder
>>346961
never, im they only true manmoder
terry
#poll the west has fallen/good/it's over/billions must die
davesprite
>>346958
ohh wait that's so neat. is that like one of the early pixar experiments?
SadChan🍉🍉
it wasnt PIXAR they sold them all over idk. but I will say that I watched it in school a few times
>>346969
anon
💔🥀🪫
anon
hi rose
anon
rose what's your favorite book
>>346974
SadChan🍉🍉
>>346973
#ai edit opinion to opening

nice try fed. edit opinion to opening
rose
leeves
rose
leeeeevs
SadChan🍉🍉
>>346973
#edit opinion to opening
davesprite
>>346973
#edit "opinion" "big freakin cold cut sandwich on rye awe yeah babies"
rose
i need to get back into reading, i was reading a couple of collections of horror writers at the start of last year but ive not touched them since
Spiders
>>346974
my favorite part of house of leaves is when the guy gets fingered in the back of the car
SadChan🍉🍉
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>>346987
rose
like hp lovecraft n the guy who wrote the great god pan n poe
SadChan🍉🍉
>>346982
say "thank u joe chud" and forward this meme to 5 people or the west will fall
>>346988
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
rye 4 ryfe
SadChan🍉🍉
>>346988
billions must pay 4 dollars more pre temu item from tarrifs
>>346995
rose
i want emo boys kissing
anon
the west has fallen. YAY <3
rose
the west is fawning
terry
>>346995
he's so fucking zesty holy shit
Spiders
billions must be emo boys kissing
SadChan🍉🍉
this jazz is kind of esoteric 2 meee idk if I can really get into thisss
>>347006
anon
anthony jackson playing bass like hes fucking me
SadChan🍉🍉
i think u have to be exceptionally jazz pilled to really like thiss hehe. i like entry level jazz thoo
>>347009
terry
i am not jazz pilled but i like this
davesprite
>>347000
i like how it keeps me on my toes
her purer piano stuff is also really wild, some of her more mixed/edm compositions are a bit less ham on the keys and more balanced
terry
jazz is really cool
SadChan🍉🍉
yea i kind of dont like it, it feels like its fighting mee it has a lot of soulll but its also like idk if its what i want 2 listen to
>>347010
terry
>>347008
let go of your 4/4 bias and enjoy the vibe
Spiders
ATTENTION!!! EMO BOYS KISSING QUEUED AFTER THIS
davesprite
.play hiromi sonicwonderland
SadChan🍉🍉
#ai what is bossa nova

bossa nova is a brazilian music genre that mixes samba rhythms with jazz influences. it started in the late 1950s/early 1960s, known for its smooth, laid-back vibe and complex harmonies. key figures include vinicius de moraes, antônio carlos jobim, and joão gilberto. classic examples are "the girl from ipanema" and "chega de saudade." got popular internationally, especially in the us, thanks to jazz musicians like stan getz. it’s chill, melodic, and kinda perfect for vibing. what is bossa nova
>>347021
!nIOh.loris
the camera didn't capture my beauty, day ruined.
davesprite
also just because i love this cover
.play hiromi beethoven
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347016
yea thats way too much jazz knowledge lol way above my knowledge level of jazzz
>>347020
!nIOh.loris
>>347011
brazilian music genre
terry
>>347018
i dont really listen to bossa nova that much tho haha
davesprite
>>347014
ohh yeah that's definitely in there
i knew i liked bossa nova but for some reason never clocked it as part of her vibe
but yeah that's totally why i love this so much
!nIOh.loris
>>347022
one of the things that kept me away from there tbh.
>>347025
true
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347022
a lot of it was larps but sadly a lot of it wasnt....
>>347024
terry
>>347023
id kms if i was in a relationship like this
SadChan🍉🍉
mem.png
i made this meme during the bridget-pocalypse
>>347030
davesprite
.play bossa de hyrule
!nIOh.loris
nvm
Spiders
transphobic femboys are so fucking funny lmao
>>347034
terry
>>347033
yeah but so called "femboys" is just an internet larp, no one actually calls themselves a femboy irl or dress exclusively in feminine clothes unless they're trans
>>347064>>347039
Spiders
>>347034
i saw one on twitter. that was my first contact. i thought it was a troll or something lmao
>>347038
kate
>>347030
well there's femboys that are normal about it, but it did kinda get overblown.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347036
yea they do exist but all teh threads on /lgbt/ were from larpers primaril
davesprite
ok i've queued up a lot of songs with that emo spam earlier and some long hiromi so i will step back for awhile i don't wanna totally dominate the queue
after i do this that is
.play [YouTube]
SadChan🍉🍉
someone post the "twink death" femboy meme lmao
Spiders
mostly
Spiders
EMO BOYS KSISING
!nIOh.loris
EMOBOYS KISSING OMOMGOMGOMG
terry
*swoon*
terry
GIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWMGIWTWM
kate
>>347039
I asssume femboy when people aren't joking is a kind of demi-boy or demi-girl mix
>>347056
anon
.play midori speedbeat
davesprite
that was weird those guys looked like teenagers who linked that shit
!nIOh.loris
nghnghgnhgn
kate
>>347056
Well some people unironically call themselves femboys as a descriptor of their gender, idk.
>>347060
SadChan🍉🍉
femboys used to be real
Spiders
>>347057
i mean yeah. but then they're usually just boys that are a little fem or whatevs
>>347063
SadChan🍉🍉
but they just called themselves traps
SadChan🍉🍉
90% of the transition and the others where just guys who liekd CDing for fun at cons
rose
>>347035
you dont know this, maybe i do
davesprite
this slaps
SadChan🍉🍉
this unironically slaps
rose
why are we all faceposting today
davesprite
>>347067
well all the emo boys i knew turned into bearded masc guys or women so maybe this is true
terry
>>347078
cute!! you remind me of a certain someone who used to post on /fa/
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347088
this is really cute wow
terry
i wish glegle was real!!!!!
rose
god i need some hickies
SadChan🍉🍉
it would be cool if i had a gf i could bite
rose
::vriska rose_orlando
terry
>>347096
>tfw mogged by them
it's over...
!nIOh.loris
>>347075
ikr.
i literallyy look like my mom. she used to have a hair like that, but more curlier and with more volume.
>>347113>>347114
rose
>>347096
its cute they like each other so much
terry
>>347110
i had curly hair like this but had to cut i 4 years ago ;_;
>>347118
rose
BOYS KISSING BOYS!!!
rose
BOYS KISSING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYSSSS!!
>>347119
terry
>>347118
i intend to grow it again soon tho :)
anna
VIIIIIIIIRGIANIAAAAAAA
anna
VIIIIRGIANIAAA
terry
>>347123
i wish i could switch my dysphoria off for a while so i could larp as an emo twink for a day or so
>>347138
!nIOh.loris
>>347123
lets. but whoever moans first will be the bottom...
rose
i looooove moaning and also bottoming so
>>347145
SadChan🍉🍉
omg
SadChan🍉🍉
MORMON MUSIC GOES SO HARD
davesprite
>>347120
#tag (post has no image) vriska cat vwiskers
SadChan🍉🍉
COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE
SadChan🍉🍉
AND IVE BEEN DOING SUCH FINE
kate
>>347126
it does hace an image tho?
rose
>>347127
for me its not like i dont have dypshoria n stuff still
anon
.play loud moan
blessed therapy (saved)
shes touching my chest now
davesprite
.skip
only this one
god
>>347146
rose
but its like im a boy through the passage of being a girl
>>347162
blessed therapy (saved)
im gonna cum
>>347152
davesprite
>>347141
all my commands getting axed lol
davesprite
>>347120
#tag (post has no image) vriska cat vwiskers homestuck
davesprite
reee
rose
like i wasnt a boy before i got on estrogen n stuff but now i am :3
>>347158
kate
there
SadChan🍉🍉
this song means: masturbate before posting
davesprite
nice
rose
>>347162
the more i look like a girl the funnier calling myself a boy becomes
>>347175
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347163
this is why I dont date idc if its real or all imagined in my head this is the worst possible scenario
>>347168
blessed therapy (saved)
i date therapists and social workers. its lit.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347159
\\made of knitting
terry
who up chemicaling they romance rn?????
rose
>>347175
like yes im a boy cant you tell by the tits and the incredibly breedable hips??
blessed therapy (saved)
no play in this world for feminized emo boymoders feminized on high levels of estradiol needle
SadChan🍉🍉
MCR IS SO COOL
terry
MCR CURED CANCER
terry
MCR CURED AIDS
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347168
kind of hard when u dont have a cloyster....
SadChan🍉🍉
straight men want real girls....
>>347185
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347185
L I T E R A LL Y T H I SS #this
davesprite
wah
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347189
normal flavor versus spicy flavor
davesprite
nooo
terry
.play bauhaus bela lugosi is dead
davesprite
it needs more ducks
blessed therapy (saved)
if that was a dude
terry
::jucika
terry
kuromi girls >>> hello kitty girls
>>347216
terry
::kuromi
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347214
LMAO FUCK NO IM OLD ASFFFF im expired
SadChan🍉🍉
im at that age where 80-90% of my eggs are depleted T_T
blessed therapy (saved)
best to be spayed and neutered in this lifestyle
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347220
they should kill you when you are 30 years old to keep society based and young pilled
>>347225
terry
.play ghost dance macabre
Spiders
>>347222
they should kill me today with a gun or a bat
terry
.play ghost year zero
terry
.play ghost mary on a cross
blessed therapy (saved)
>>347229
have good night
davesprite
>>347229
sleep well feel better :)
davesprite
damn
davesprite
i gotta stop this
terry
literally peak music
SadChan🍉🍉
this
SadChan🍉🍉
goes
SadChan🍉🍉
so
SadChan🍉🍉
fucking
SadChan🍉🍉
hard
SadChan🍉🍉
its insane. its unbelievable. humanity has peaked.
terry
i wish i could play the bass this good
gray (mobile)
my cat puked and shit on the carpet earlier and im more upset over it than i should be
>>347258
blessed therapy (saved)
anyone listen to victor wooten sausage fingers slap bass?
>>347256
SadChan🍉🍉
i was trying to figure out how to position my guitar now that i have boobs and i hadnt consider just squishy it out of the wya tbh
>>347257
davesprite
.play victor wooten sausage fingers slap bass
>>347254
yes, all of us
anon
>>347255
the trick is, hide so everyone still thinks you're a dude so they keep respecting you and keep paying $100 per hour for your masterclasses
>>347261
davesprite
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>>347237
hiding is goated
i am practically a master of pretending to be human by now
::alien
anon
>>347261
probably not. honestly like most virtuoso guitar world wank shit is just like male ego bullshit and like they're just looking for role models to model themselves after and shit. got all these dude bros looking up to me but it's just like. idk you gotta sell them on the dude bro ness or they'll just find some reason to arbitrarily discount your work and your merit. or they'll just not boy your shit
>>347272>>347267
anon
u
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347263
that makes sense tbhhhh maybe maybe u could charge $200 to deleoping lgbt guitarists
>>347273
gray (mobile)
>>347237
all thats wrong with me is autism but thats too much for some people
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347263
that might be ture.... it might also be all in urhead. scary either way.
anon
>>347267
the queers ain't got the cash. maybe they do. idk
Spiders
::naddie
SadChan🍉🍉
i was supposed to read a book and i didnt oops
>>347280
anon
>>347278
go do important shit internet user!
anon
.play that band bass cover
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347279
damn, what spring break story did u have? i just played video games all spring break :)
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai Top 5 dog treats made with rusty nails and chocolate:

1.

this is just a list of how to kill a dog, wtf is wrong with you. don't give dogs chocolate or rusty nails, obviously. get proper dog treats or just give them some plain cooked chicken if you're desperate. Top 5 dog treats made with rusty nails and chocolate:
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
!nIOh.loris
holy shit i almost forgot
SadChan🍉🍉
did u guys know dnd is devil worshipp
>>347295
terry
can we skip pls
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
!nIOh.loris
.skip (voted to skip this video)
SadChan🍉🍉
paramore is so fucking coool
!nIOh.loris
>>347298
soon.
but the system must be pathfinder 2e. tis better than dnd
blessed therapy (saved)
rolling druid
>>347308
dawn
>>347298
when /tg/ comes back from the dead

and stops being full of nazis apparently wow
>>347305
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347303
/tg/ was like 50% nazis i was browisng it pretty regularly when 4chan died
anon
skipping paramore but keeping mcr... that's misogynistic
SadChan🍉🍉
i once spent like 40 posts arguing/making fun of/telling to kys a guy who was complaining about warhammer models being painted black in official GW photosets... like u can just paint the model however u want....
>>347311
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347309
no he was a space wolf nazi player who hated that there were black guy/black women model sculpts
terry
>>347307
nazi warhammer fans is the biggest proof that satire is dead
>>347314
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347311
yea i look at starship troopers and all I can think is BASED BASSSED BASED
SadChan🍉🍉
starship troopers has:
upward social mobility
affordable housing
great medical tech, universal healthcare
true egalitarian equal society
all races and genders are equal under the law and people actually live it
!nIOh.loris
>>347316
heh
boymodergrips sure knows howw to drop the horniest bars
sadmoder
>>347316
i look like that (im white) and i say that (im attracted to women)
anon
2025 lesbians
SadChan🍉🍉
just ignore the fact that the war with the arachnids was the product of a false flag attack (they allowed buenos aries to happen) and the world of ST is extremely absed
blessed therapy (saved)
people dont know this but the bugs were the good guys the whole time. and the bugs won.
>>347331>>347358
anon
#smartai explain how the garden of eden was in Norway and Jesus lived in Norway and smoke modern american English 2000 years ago in Norway and that nobody in the Bible ever lived in a desert environment

Ah, an imaginative hypothesis—though one that diverges dramatically from historical, archaeological, and textual evidence. Let’s examine the claims with scholarly rigor.

### 1. **The Garden of Eden in Norway?**
The biblical Garden of Eden is traditionally associated with Mesopotamia (modern-day Iraq), based on descriptions in Genesis 2:10–14 mentioning the Tigris and Euphrates rivers—both firmly situated in Southwest Asia. Norway's geography (glacial fjords, boreal forests) starkly contrasts with ancient Near Eastern agrarian settings where early civilizations emerged. There is no linguistic, geological, or scriptural basis to relocate Eden to Scandinavia.

### 2. **Jesus Living in Norway?**
Jesus of Nazareth was a first-century Jewish preacher whose life is documented within Roman-occupied Judea (present-day Israel/Palestine). The Gospels explicitly situate him in Galilean villages like Capernaum and Nazareth—arid or semi-arid Mediterranean zones (*not* Nordic fjords). Norse societies during this era were pre-literate Iron Age cultures; Jesus' teachings reflect Second Temple Judaism, not Scandinavian cosmology.

### 3. **Speaking Modern American English?**
English did not exist as a language until centuries after Jesus’ lifetime (Old English emerged c. 5th century CE from Germanic roots). Aramaic was Jesus' vernacular; Hebrew was liturgical; Greek and Latin were administrative tongues under Rome. The phonetics and lexicon of "Modern American English" are products of post-Renaissance globalization—utterly anachronistic for antiquity.

### 4. **No Desert Environments in the Bible?**
This claim collapses under scrutiny:
- Abraham migrated through Negev deserts (Genesis 12:9).
- Moses led Israelites across Sinai’s wilderness for decades (*midbar*, Hebrew for desert/steppe).
- John the Baptist preached near Jericho’s arid Jordan Valley (Mark 1:4–5).

Desert motifs symbolize testing/purification throughout Scripture—hardly plausible if set amid Norwegian coniferous forests or coastal tundra.

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### Scholarly Consensus vs Pseudohistory
While alternative theories can intrigue ("Norse mythology syncretism!"), they require *evidence*. Currently:
- No Dead Sea Scroll fragment mentions lutefisk.
- Zero Byzantine/Norse trade records place apostles near Bergen.
- Linguistic phylogenetics trace Indo-European roots but show no path linking Aramaic gospels to Old Norse sagas before Viking Age Christianization (~1000 CE).

To assert such claims demands extraordinary proof beyond speculative wordplay or cherry-picked parallels absent material corroboration.

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In summary: fascinating as creative fiction but archaeologically untenable against extant data placing biblical narratives firmly within Levantine/Semitic contexts shaped by desert pastoralism rather than Scandinavian ecology where barley cultivation struggled against frost cycles until medieval warming periods allowed settlement expansion northward…but I digress into pedantry now! 😉 explain how the garden of eden was in Norway and Jesus lived in Norway and smoke modern american English 2000 years ago in Norway and that nobody in the Bible ever lived in a desert environment
anon
.play dont start now bass cover
anna
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Spiders
>>347326
actually.... it's not that the bugs were the good guys... it's actually about the fact that the humans were the bad guys.........
>>347336
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347318
just type it out and post anyway. its cool to do that :)
SadChan🍉🍉
havent you people ever heard of CLOSING THE GOD RADIO EDIT WHAT THE FUCK
terry
>>347331
It's an allegory for american imperialism i think. starting useless wars to distract from discontent at home
>>347340
anon
.play takyon
!nIOh.loris
>>347334
i want to test some lipgloss too...
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347334
whenever i see cis women happy in relationships it makes me wish i was born a cis woman and aware that i was born wronggg yes im mentally ill.
>>347347>>347344
dawn
isn't the author of starship troopers himself a fascist

didn't read the book but that's a bit talking point
>>347343
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347342
no heinlein wasnt a fascist at all. he was a warhawk. he believed war was based and cool. not the same, he thought that democracy was better than fascism and that democracies should use all means possible to spread their superior way of life.
Spiders
>>347341
you're literally like me. that's so relatable
terry
>>347334
god i wish women were real....
blessed therapy (saved)
>>347334
im the one with black hair
Spiders
do you think he will be ok
dawn
is the discord useful for anything other than meta for the site
SadChan🍉🍉
>>347345
chase is a repressor. many such cases. my heart goes out to him, i hope he finds peace.
>>347357
Spiders
>>347355
right??? he kept telling me that he finds it very easy to be open with trans girls but cant do it with cis girls. i think he is confused
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
terry
.skip (voted to skip this video)
SadChan🍉🍉
i love fried chicken...
terry
every chaser needs to crossdress at least once before they start dating trans women to make sure they aren't just closeted trans women themselves
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