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anon
D:
anon
>>1
#based (based on what?)
anon
>>349017
so true about violence… I guess I was the real ai all along
anon
>>2
#refute (must quote a post)
Dakota
i got a pic of me after i cried for an hour. is that a red flag?
anon
>>3
#refute (must quote a post)
anon
over 900
anon
>>7
anon
I've taken the long cry pic a few times. just keep looking after yourself and stay safe. sorry it sucks right now
anon
they broke it
anon
dasu
anon
>>14
anon
>>21
Dakota
i'm looking at it right now
>>349037
sadmoder
why are you trying to quote 2
Dakota
i'm gonna wake up not able to talk again tho :(
sadmoder
we love you chuddette
chudette!!R5rFOmx3tw
you don't know
>>349056
anon
some days I wonder if I'll make it to 35. that's like the average tranny death age right?
>>349060
anon
TRIP???
anon
run for president when you do
anon
>>349051
you’ll be a nice adult lady and we’d miss you. maybe married and with a career!
>>349064
anon
i wish i could get some pizza
anon
>>349060
I am old enough to have nearly fucked up my entire career 3 times.
>>349067
anon
>>349059
this is the guy from the ricky gervais show
sadmoder
yeah thats him
anon
im going to get pizza this site is too depressing now
anon
>>349069
was going good until the other month. been bitching about it for the last few days here. dude is trying to get me gone. my position is not safe.
>>349074>>349077
anon
bye
sadmoder
byr anon
anon
>>349071
oh you said you had the shitty coworker and had to get good metrics right?
>>349078
anon
just so depressed right now cause it's just bought up big abandonment trauma you know. that big ostracisation from the group kinda thing that's happened over and over again in my life so I'm taking it hard. but I'm trying not to let those vibes leak out and I'm trying not to let the mask crack
>>349082>>349086
Dakota
thats a bad feel
anon
>>349078
do you think you’re less capable at specific things than u need to be maybe? maybe just mentally exhausted and having trouble focusing? I’ve fucked up a lot and usually when I’m disassociating and exhausted I let it spiral. I want to have a good mindset and be grounded and do good work cause I have a future and all. I should spend less time on here though I luv u all a lot too
>>349083
anon
>>349081
I just started therapy like 4 months ago. and I lost like. most of my closest people in my life over the last 2 years for various reasons. all horrible. so I'm not doing well. I'm performing really well at the tasks when I can make myself do it. but I think I'm overcompensating whenever I do and people can tell I'm deeply sad and messed up
>>349092
anon
>>349079
oh god that was my lab group this semester at uni. it was really painful how they treated me and it did not push me in a good direction. you’re a nice good person nonny.
>>349089
anon
what kinda work you do anon
>>349088
anon
>>349086
I'm sorry to hear that anon. that sounds painful. it's really hard being in those situations where your responses to difficult shit cause people to not know what to do with you and then you just end up getting ostracized when you need the community and support
anon
thats fair tbh, i guess it doesnt really matter since the market isnt too hot in any sector
Dakota
i'm dumb as a stick its kind of comfy in my world nothing is complicated
anon
>>349083
I’m really glad you did. it would be so based if like one of the ppl here became ur friend or smth idk
anon
nah I don't make friends with people online just cause it's a way I keep myself safe online. I have too much to lose if I end up meeting someone bad or weird
>>349097
anon
.play mind playing tricks on me
anon
I don't make friends with people just cause it's a way I keep myself isolated and safe emotionally
>>349098>>349101
anon
>>349097
hahaha yeah. I wish I had an ok relationship with my parents but I haven't talked to them for 4 years.
anon
>>349097
kiddy diddling is no good! chili dogs!
anon
im like 28 but people say i look 19
>>349106
anon
do you all have your parents' permission to be here?
anon
Yes
anon
>>349102
yeah I still get IDd for shit cause no one really knows what trannies look like so they just assume you're young
anon
my parents should make my posts for me
anon
old people should do our social media for us since they’re sitting around all day ‘honey your epic futa doggirl moder friend wants to fuck tomorrow I put it on your schedule’
anon
i had to explain ba
anon
::aylmao
anon
>>349118
why does phoneposting make you hard, sicko?
anon
dang cheeto in the whitehouse
anon
I need to get some paper and write out some schizo diagrams and decision trees and just like seriously brainstorm how the fuck I'm going to sort out the current vibe
>>349135
anon
ok I've been dying to know, can candlejack find me he
anon
#smooch same gesture chasers deserve each other #trvke (must quote a post) >>349117
anon
>>349135
I miss finding God anywhere. it's been a while. things have been grey and empty. the friends I had who went to jail were the best friends I ever had. and I hate them. and life is emptier without them. but they're also the worst people I ever knew. and the manipulation ran deep. so there just feels like there's this big hole missing
>>349140>>349142>>349151
anon
god is a symptom of ignorance and fear
anon
>>349137
No but I really get that. i used to constantly pray and feel like my whole life had purpose and was this new important adventure for someone who really mattered.
anon
>>349144
stop being sad da'quota, take care
Dakota
i'm mostly just sick its concerining
kate
>>349138
I saw this pic and honestly it sorta sounds tulpa-y
it's taking a bit to upload
>>349158
anon
723.png
>>349137
:( that makes me sad anon, im not very good with friends ever since i always distnace myself from others before they can leave
>>349160
anon
im gettint snake bites and ill mog all of you
>>349164
kate
>>349162
reminds me of when I got my appendix taken out
Dakota
next payday ido the left side
anon
>>349158
No it’s true though! God IS a Tulsa and so is the self and so is the idea of other people. I think it triggered in me a feeling that literally friends, loved ones also trigger. I’ve been kind of bringing back that positive self I thought I lost as a kid and I’ve felt a little more sacred/important/comforted lately
anon
thanks for listening to me whine anons. I'm gonna go journal and try and sort out my thoughts before they wreck my life again. take care
>>349241
anon
>>349158
I'm God, this is not news to me
Dakota
cuz its probably dry
Dakota
lol
anon
snake bites will be my first steo into dykemaxxing, see you losers in a few months when i get my harem
anon
>>349179
Mega based, truth nuke and goodbye
davesprite
yesss another spell learned
anon
davesprite
my grimoire grows
anon
I wish to partake of the human butt.
>>349197
davesprite
this is so pointless i love it
!nIOh.loris
anon
davesprite
>>349192
best i can do is karkat butt
::karkat butt
anon
>>349199
wait what is that they are a different purple
davesprite
i swear i tagged it damn
kate
Why they call it computer when they com pute the cat on screen out fluff the cat
>>349215
anon
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
anon
Thank you for the cuteness.
anon
UNCLE PHILL KICK THE MANS BUTT
anon
::jover
davesprite
#joever
davesprite
#over
davesprite
#itsover (340)
anon
::joe over
davesprite
what a goofy site
anon
>>349231
understand the concept of love
anon
>>349235
i know that's patchouli who is the other touhou character
anon
anon
>>349169
#hug take care nonny u don’t have to get it all at once
kate
nvm clipboard
davesprite
IS THAT MUSLIMGAUZE
YOU WERE WARNED
.play [YouTube]
anon
.play not muslimgauze
kate
middleclick being paste is annoying on drawing tablet
davesprite
ok enough ponies
davesprite
that was a series of warning shots
anon
>>349246
.play jet set radio future understand (the concept of love)
>>349258
davesprite
wait i forgot soundtracks exist
.play simple and clean
kate
>>349250
#edit "everyone" "everypony"
anon
>>349256
this is very good. more of this. i love rei and teto together.
anon
love this one
blessed (saved) emo huss
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>349158
tbh it’s good to worship a being in ur thoughts if it’s a good being though. some of my thoughts are better than others
>>349273>>349276
anon
>>349267
the tall one is abusing the shorter one
davesprite
14597.png
i appreciate that the mods removed my spam but left exactly one pony chorale
<3
::best_pony
!nIOh.loris
>>349285
idk, but its so good
anon
>>349285
Only between girls and women and twinks and round bulbous men
>>349297
anon
faur enough
davesprite
>>349294
there is no purer love than two twink bottoms struggling to figure out how to please each other
>>349302>>349304
dawn
.play megasphere emphatic outcry
anon
>>349276
but it doesn’t mean we are evil or our other parts are, just there’s a part of me I do feel is comforting and above my circumstances and more connected to everyone
anon
Two people pleasers dating is a comedy.
anon
anon
anon
davesprite
>>349304
i'm not going to apologize for not liking fubs lol
although i am not really twink4twink
i like
idk
me + hugh jackman
>>349312
anon
anon
davesprite
::jackman
anon
anon## admin
if anyone wants to submit more magic spells please uhhhhhhhhhh put them in a pastebin or something
>>349322>>349330
!nIOh.loris
>>349319
i lost my grimoire(erased accidentally the list of spells)
>>349328
anon
I think gayness of all kinds is unambiguously cute, but here's something more inarguable. Bottoms are cute.
anon
>>349321
i can only laugh when i see him because of the x men movie from 2009
anon
>>349327
The only thing in my heart is blood that flows to the rest of my other internal organs. I don't know what you're talking about.
anon## admin
>>349330
like 4 years ago i actually started working on a typing quirk mode, there's an old quirks.go file floating around but i scrapped it and uhhhhhhhhhh yeah we'll see...
>>349337>>349335
kate
>>349331
So like we could specify a regex and it would typing quirk or like how
>>349338
anon
>the backend is written in go
NGMI
davesprite
>>349331
ahaha baaaased
probably an annoying amount of effort but if you ever feel like finishing it i would love that
>>349333
did invert add the 8s?? or was that admin
>>349341
anon## admin
>>349335
yeah, i wasn't certain of the specification format, i guess maybe regex or like enhanced regex or uhhh yeah i forget, i had something in mind
>>349340
kate
>>349338
hell yeah looking forward if you do add it
anon## admin
>>349337
i didn't, i guess the invert went a little far and did more than it was asked to do...
davesprite
test post where i use the word vriska
>>349345
anon## admin
>>349345
it probably needs to specifically contain like what the original one contained
anon
what if typing qurick isnt defineable by a regex
anon
are there any ftms in professional sports
davesprite
i hate vriska's typing quirk and would never use it, so cringe
>>349354>>349355
anon
>>349352
I used to know a vriska kinnie who would type like that
!nIOh.loris
>>349349
no clue, must be one of those tiktoks farming rage and getting engagement from ppl by talking shit abt men
kate
I'd make it turn everyone into everypony and ya'll to nya'll
davesprite
i cannot replic8 this bug but it was still fun th8t it h8ppened
anon
homosuck quirks are for fake internet kids who want to be posers but weren't there
>>349362>>349365
anon
enough homestuck talk about women
>>349363
anon
.play dance around the pizza
davesprite
>>349359
for a long time i made a point of sneakily using Rose's quirk because it's just "correct punctuation and capitalization" but eventually i gave in to the faggotcase
but it was funny cause only i knew
>>349370>>349373
anon
>>349320
this one is really funny she looks like a fish
anon
>>349364
this looks like that one webm of russian girls doing heroin
>>349369
anon
i want to have terrible shitpost conversations about which opioid is the best for you. even though every opioid is a bad idea and shouldnt be used even as a recreational drug. i wanna have the dumb conversation dammit!
>>349378>>349382>>349400
kate
>>349370
Well in a context where typing correctly is rare then it would stand out
>>349381
anon## admin
>>349376
who would ever do such a thing
anon
>>349376
There is a grown man on Twitter that always types in lowercase
davesprite
>>349373
For some reason, when I type like this, people on the internet read me as male.
but if i type this way with the same syntax errbody recognizes my bottomtalk
>>349386
blessed (saved) emo huss
>>349374
perc 30
anon
people say methadone isnt as life destroying so
anon
opiods scary tbh
davesprite
14721.gif
>>349386
well idk people just kept telling me i "type like a guy" and i got annoyed with it
and then i stopped using punctuation and capitalization and they stopped saying that lol
maybe you read guy because the name at the top of the post is "dave"
::strider
anon
opioids are irritating. they are like jacking off when you dont have the horny. just tedious and awful
>>349398
blessed (saved) emo huss
just snort a line of o.c. 80 and feel good and..
kate
I miss how T9 typing looked
>>349396
anon
>>349394
im trying to pull the quanxi orgy one
anon
>>349393
that would be a cool text effect
anon
>>349390
that's everytime i jakkin off
anon
I type like a millennial raised on the internet
because I am
blessed (saved) emo huss
>>349374
probably opium. but no. its not good either.
anon
i consciously change my typing style to avoid stylometric detection
>>349409>>349405
anon
setting my vscode to t9 text effect mode
>>349406
anon
i imagine the best opioid has a low, gentle, and gently subsiding effect curve. but thats not how pills usually work. thats how food works.
davesprite
>>349402
i have several personas with different typing styles and common slang on certain sites
here so far i am just one vibe
>>349413
anon
>>349407
who draws kissing like this lol she looks liek a fish
kate
>>349401
I trust my random shifts in hyperfixations to do that for me
blessed (saved) emo huss
opiates feel great until they wear off.
blessed (saved) emo huss
then just dying and puking.
blessed (saved) emo huss
and broke lol
anon
opioid withdrawal

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