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SadChan🍉🍉
ZAPATISTA ANON YOU SHOULD MAKE A THREAD SOMEWHERE TALKING ABOUT THE ZAPATISTSAS MORE
anon
fuck you fim
anon
GO TO HELL FIM
anon
i have political beliefs but basically you me and everyone here are so materially deprived that we would have exactly as much chance right now of forming a rebellion as a bunch of villagers would have to take on their feudal lord.
anon## global mod
fuck off fim
davesprite
there we go all is well with the world
gray (mobile)
>>350834
yeah theres that but also i feel like... too many of my political thoughts will go over peoples heads
>>350861
faye
i regret ever making this place comfortable for homestuck fans
>>350860>>350868
faye
i just wanted to have fem karkat on the booru
anon
>>350858
I WARNED YOU BRO I TOLD YOU ABOUT HOMOSUCK
SadChan🍉🍉
>>350856
people hate me so fucking much because unfortunately my politics trigger everyone
1. i think that bad peopel ruin every political system so the system is completely irrelevent
2. i basically would like starship troopers but not evil (no genociding native alien species or flase flag terrorist actions)
>>350886
anon
davesprite can you make an honest to god thread in >>>/db8/
anon
is wvery picture just homestuck
>>350870
davesprite
>>350858
i bring so much traffic to this website using only my thumbs
faye
blessed dawn
anon
the solution to politics is simple and inarguable. just put me in charge, thats the solution
>>350889>>350890
anon
IS THIS LOSS
dawn
no this is touhou
anon
i dont wanna have to take over the world!
SadChan🍉🍉
>>350878
i do think that a suprising number of 4chan anons, if made Emperor of humanity, would do a better job thanu think
anon
taking over the world is a ton of work and people dont even appreciate it!
>>350899>>350906
anon
>>350886
im actually interested in this as well
dawn
i'm sorry if i just delayed actual conversation
SadChan🍉🍉
What thread should we make:

Anons, explain your schizo political takes?
>>350904>>350919
anon
>>350891
I wouldn't even care about being appreciated, I just want to fix the goddamn world
>>350908
faye
heinlein was a huge fascie
anon
i dont think that the world will ever be happy with a dictator. i think if there is a single figure head to be pissed about that humans will always think that person is the devil.
>>350911>>350909
anon
>>350907
I'm willing to be the devil if I could have the chance
davesprite
>>350907
on the other hand if life is good when there's a single figurehead to blame everything on you love them and want to have their babies
full tummies and electric luxuries go a shockingly and yet unsurprisingly long way
>>350916>>350917
faye
lets bring back effigy burning ceremonies
faye
world peace incoming
terry
dialectical materialism dictates that life WILL get better but we will still find new and novel ways to complain about it
anon
>>350911
full tummies and electric luxuries
but not for poor people lol
>>350920
gray (mobile)
>>350898
is the board made yet?
davesprite
>>350916
you might notice in the middle of this trade war donald trump has also
>retained weed legalization
>exempted electronics
>made a bunch of special exceptions to keep tiktok running
among other things
i wonder if that's related to this...
terry
>>350918
the glegology of spirit chapter 12: semantics of uhhh
dawn
i, for one, call for our god-emperor to spread his light to the heathens of other 'nations'
SadChan🍉🍉
no you wouldnt
SadChan🍉🍉
1. aeldari think humans are basically like chimpanzees, so the aeldari would be basically a sick bestiality pervert by elf standards
2. they look like wierd tall alien people and are all allike like minimum 6.5 feet tall
3. you now live in 40k so you are a slave to cruelist regime in galactic history
>>350936>>350937>>350941
dawn
mon-keigh lol
anon
>>350931
>they look like wierd tall alien people and are all allike like minimum 6.5 feet tall
omg literally me
terry
i wish space elves were real
faye
i would be a slave for craftworld aeldari
anon
are you seriously telling me that the cenobite space elves have a problem with bestiality?
SadChan🍉🍉
>>350937
nah aeldari are way more racist in 40k than typical elves lol
terry
slaanesh wirshippers probably have the wildest sex imaginable
>>350955
faye
ive been playing rogue trader and the way yrliet calls me mon'keigh does something to me
>>350953
SadChan🍉🍉
the elves in 40k are basically like if the quakers where the only ones to survive a species wide extinction. they are literally the wierdo religious work cult that survived the implosion of their species
anon
SadChan🍉🍉
>>350950
>sexualizing slurs
kind of hot
anon
slaanesh is so oversexed that i have fantasies of taking her to the movies
anon
>>350949
idk ive tended to notice that people who are outwardly freaky are actually pretty tame in bed. its the ones who are outwardly puritanical that do the real fucked up shit in bed
>>350966
anon
#itsover (344)
faye
also the space elves are basically quakers bc if they aren't they get super easily corrupted by chaos :)
anon
welp, gotta go sleep, good night political frens
anon
gn anon
anon
baalbuddy needs to do a series about slaanesh just trying to find a normal boyfriend
terry
>>350969
im outwardly freaky but tend to chicken out when it comes to acting on it
anon
if you dont have 3+ fetishes that arent physically possible did you even grow up on the internet?
terry
hmmmm
terry
my fetishes tend to be more about abstract concepts rather than like directly physical experiences.
anon
>politics thread made
>chat stops dead
>>351006
anon
lol
anon## admin
oh no
anon## admin
#itsover (345)
terry
/lgbt/ has fallen. millions must go to sleep
>>350998
straw girl
hi
anon
hi straw girl
straw girl
i was checking if tuna is here
straw girl
is that weird
anon
idk
anon
justcsaw the name
straw girl
ok
anon
hi
straw girl
well good nite
anon
gn straw girl
anon
im aware just playing with the spells
>>351048
anon
you are all retarded
anon
true
anon
I've realized something great
anon
doesn't matter what happens with my job
anon
I just gotta keep being good at what I do. I haven't done anything wrong. so I'm not gonna get blacklisted from anywhere. I'm just gonna keep working hard so even if I fuck this opportunity up. I'll still be progressing ready for my next opportunity if that ever comes. and if it never comes I'll make my own opportunity
>>351063
anon
>>351058
happy for u anon, it sounds like youve come to terms with things a bit
anon
ty for listening to me bitch about this for 3 days on and off
>>351065
anon
hope you're doing good!
anon
im doing ok, accidentally took my adderall for tomorrow today, so now i cant sleep
>>351100
anon
where is everyone
anon
arguing politics
anon
i thought this was a shitposting website
anon
lol you and me both anon
anon
>>351069
oh no! I gotta take my meds
anon
::ohno
anon
this is the based politically dude franchised board
anon
don
anon
't tell me there are actual LIBERALS on this website
anon
disenfranchised
anon
but dude franchised
anon
dude franchised
anon
I'm fully dude franchised
anon
I miss the 2 or 3 regular anon posters on chasergen who were alright
anon
wait you actually posted in the generals?
anon
i thought those were for viewing only no?
anon
like fishbowl
gray (mobile)
Okay I'm bored of the politics thread and I'm just sleepy and horny again.
anon
thabk Jesus
anon
oh
gray (mobile)
I think I'm just spiraling into degeneracy and Idk what to do about it.
anon
ñ
anon
I have spiralled so far from degeneracy I'm drinking a glass of water as we speak
gray (mobile)
I really want to see if I can trick my horny brain into actually doing chores
anon
got a super super autistic agp anime poisoned friend who only tidies her flat when she puts on a maid outfit. she's cooked. one of the worst smelling people I've ever met. lovely though
>>351149>>351154>>351175
gray (mobile)
>>351145
tell her to shower
anon
I couldn't. but I did make her shower with me once
>>351153
gray (mobile)
i mean i guess you have to shower with her each time
anon
if I dated her that would have probably been how that went
gray (mobile)
ahh i should sleep maybe
anon
sleep and do chores
anon
and do not try and weaponize your degeneracy in order to motivate basic tasks lest you end up extremely stinky
anon
depends on personal taste. she's definitely some people's type. not for me. but a sweet person.
anon
is she a twinkhon
anon
no more guess who about this person
anon
id fuck a smelly twinkhom
anon
my gf smells so good. even when she smells bad she smells good. I love how she smells so much. I have her coat here I can just sniff it. I'm gonna sniff it
>>351192
anon
yeah she smells amazing. God I love that girl
anon
whats goin on in here
faye
also. giwtwm
anon
can't believe I'm as gay as I am
anon
swear at one point I was straight
faye
i think i just miss women
faye
my loneliness is absolutely unsustainable
>>351203
anon
i don't believe there are any men or women on the internet
>>351206
anon
sorry to hear that, hope you find connection >>351200
faye
i'm just stuck in the middle of nowhere right now bluh
anon
funny that I moved all the way to a safe town for the gays. and then just ended up with a friend from my hometown anyway
anon
>>351210
I think idk wtf I am. I just dated cis women forever. then fell madly in love with my best friend who was an evil twink. then went crazy and transitioned to try and win him over (terrible idea) then dated a bunch of like super manly men. and now I'm just a transbian but cis women still really like me
>>351219>>351221
anon
>Yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too
Drake
>>351217
anon
>>351219
#trvke

this has been deboonked
anon
#lfg
davesprite
>>350921
help i can't get out i'm stuck in this honeypot
anon
I think id'ing as lesbian os cringe af I just like women
anon
i actually feel like a terf meme when i do and it makes me want to kill myself
davesprite
my ex used to insist that we were lesbians and it really bothered me
davesprite
then she left for a man kek
actually i dumped her for cheating
but
with a man lol
>>351236
anon
if a cis woman is calling me a lesbian, hey who am i to argue. but if asked “im attracted to women”
anon
were you both transgender women?
>>351239
anon
>>351233
if that happened to me I'd be so sad. :(
anon
gay lesbians aren't real
anon
did you transition during the relationship
>>351242
davesprite
>>351241
it was a weird relationship. i transitioned during my previous relationship, this person was my best friend and also sort of a psychopath. long story short i think she was sort of a chaser and broke me up with my previous gf (who was agender and way cooler but i was easier to manipulate back then)
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351245
>that beard
>looks like JD vance

Lmao.... #itsover (346)
anon
>>351248
if she ever decieds to get happy
anon
sometimes I think I should detransition
davesprite
>>351244
trust me if i could go back and never meet her i would lol
>>351259
psychoticspew
.play never gonna give you up
anon
>>351257
idk if I would go back and un-know my evil twink friend. I think what would have been good is if I just walked away sooner. but I think it was important that I met that person.
>>351265
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351255
why does every conservative fuck little boys or crossdress
>>351263
SadChan🍉🍉
are they really all pedos. pedocon theory is real though.
anon
>>351261
conservatives politics are just thibgs theyre insecure about
>>351266
davesprite
>>351259
well this person spurred a lot of the worst decisions in my entire life, made me far more dissociative and a nichead, was violent, traumatic tbh, and on the way out she STOLE MY DOG
so frankly i could do with just never having encountered her
>>351267
anon
>>351265
same with this motherfucker. was a weird weird friendship. oh shit. they didn't steal my dog though that's fucked
>>351274
anon
:yuri:
anon
what
davesprite
>>351267
she did a bunch of heinous shit on the way out really, but stealing the dog was the one that hurt most
that hurt more than the cheating even
i no longer care that this bitch was cheating on me left and right with everyone under the sun
i don't care about the abuse quite so much even
but damn i miss my puppy
>>351278>>351279
anon
I feel this weird feeling that this song is meant seriously and not ironically.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351274
dog is part of your family. if you stole my dog I would actually get arrested for breaking into your house with a gun
davesprite
>>351279
ah it's alright, it's in the past now. my main problem with things like that is honestly less how it affects me and more that it's difficult to tell my stories without totally wrecking the vibe
>>351282
anon
man, nothing unites people like a story of an animal in trouble.
>>351284
anon
>>351280
it's alright anon. I feel that. my stories are fucked too, just different shit happened. I know the vibe when no one wants to hear about your shit though cause it's depressing as fuck so you just gotta save it so you don't alienate all the homies
>>351285
anon
i guess i am lucky in that i am like a volcel
>>351290
anon
>>351281
but why cant we unite around humans in truble
davesprite
>>351282
yeppppp
>don't traumadump
>tell people about you
like damn i gotta pick one??
but i am endeavoring to find ways to make these things funny
i just sometimes get sidetracked such as by the dog which will never be funny always angery
>>351287
anon
>do nothing
>win
anon
>>351285
I'm having to figure out ways to just put on a business face. I only want homies these days who can handle my bullshit. but I need to not alienate the colleagues with my fucked up life stories
>>351295
davesprite
>>351283
i spent 10 straight years locked down in long term sexual relationships
several years ago i just quit i decided i was done
it's really nice actually
my guy can find me, thanks
faye
goodnight worms
anon
goodnight entity
anon
gn
anon
I have never been in a sexual relationship
davesprite
>>351287
yeah for me it's like, i do that in some settings, colleague energy, but i also really like to be an open book even with strangers as it earns a lot of trust and engagement very readily. so i sort of try to balance, and just like answer questions and tell stories freely, but leave out some details and keep it sorta light insofar as i can
>>351298
anon
idk why but i have really low openness and an avoidance of socializing
anon
>>351295
you get that thing where people just tell you the darkest shit that they've never told anyone else in their entire lives after only a couple of hangs?
>>351301>>351304
anon
i just lie all the time for no real reason
anon
choose your own background type shit
anon
>>351301
there's so much shit I wish I didn't know
anon
I think that particular brand of gregariousness and openness is what's drawn such fucked up people close to me in the past. I'm a bit different these days.
>>351305>>351307
anon
>>351298
this has never happened to me
anon
>>351303
it's good to be open but not too much that your brains fall out
>>351307
davesprite
>>351303
>>351305
real. when you're open and giving and like, trust building with everyone in a certain way, it's also super important to guard your core heart
>>351311
davesprite
there are things about me my own mother will never know
anon
>>351307
it's just also important to look out for signs of fucked up shit and get out of there quick. like I straight up was friends with a dude who went on to be a serial killer. and he told me so much troubling, concerning shit, that gave me reason to believe that he'd probably go do those things. and then one day he dropped off the face of the earth. and then years later I Google his name and he did.
>>351318
davesprite
and my husband/wife *might* get to know
anon
::boywode
anon
::boywife
anon
i tend to avoid most people because i do not trust them to be good people
davesprite
>>351311
holy shit .-.
i've known some thugs and rapists but never been close with someone who turned out a killer. glad you got away from that person.
if you don't mind, what sort of things would he say? i wanna know what to watch for
>>351331>>351328
davesprite
>>351317
#invert
will this do anything
anon
davesprite
>>351327
i've been reading oblivion letters since the 13th so i keep trying to see that and confusing myself
anon
>>351318 basically he just kept telling me about all the animals he'd tortured. he kept showing me crazy gore shit online. he kept telling me he had 3 other personalities. and that one day he was worried he'd "Turn out like his brother" and then thar him and his brother got up to "Really dark shit" all the time. anyway he was a really interesting person.
>>351334
anon
>>351327
it's server side i think now look at the js code in the dev console
>>351333
davesprite
>>351331
first part sounds sort of what i might expect, gore stuff and animal cruelty are huge red flags i've heard.
>brother
oh god this sounds like he got like, brain ruined by his past
i hate that :/
>>351337
anon
>>351334
yeah it's fucked man. that whole sitch was super sad. dude was incredibly smart. learned a lot from him. when he bid me farewell. (cause that's what he did before he quietly dropped off the face of the earth) I just thanked him for all the cool shit he showed me. not the gore haha. but yeah. dude was smart.
>>351345
SadChan🍉🍉
womrwatch
anon
I beat him at chess once. and the look of anger and surprise on his face when I did was priceless. never beat him again. we also used to go to the woods all the time. he was a lot shorter and weaker than me so I didn't really worry about if he's trying any crazy shit. I just made sure to never turn my back to him.
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i just woke up, i walked away free btw fully bogus report but alas bureucracy
davesprite
>>351337
sounds like one of those people where it's like, kinda a huge dodged bullet but also someone you wouldn't go back on knowing either
honestly this makes me sort of wish i had a psychopath friend to inhabit the perspective of a little
then again i am the psychopath friend just without the murdering
>>351347
SadChan🍉🍉
I just broke things off with a friend of mine ive had for liek 11 years because i was just tired of him being a chud...
>>351350
anon
>>351345
absolutely that vibe. he was a genuinely kinda interesting soul. just wish the mental health teams could have done something about him when they were treating him before he went and did all that harm
>>351352
SadChan🍉🍉
poor buster keaton he just wants to take a nap
davesprite
(not your decision just the situation)
davesprite
>>351347
i think so many crimes would be prevented and "bad" people saved and turned into better selves if we just did more with mental health care
the psych wards especially need a lot of work still it's basically asylum days in a lot of them, and it's way too hard to get inpatient care at all
>>351353>>351355
anon
>>351352
there's some people who are just motherfuckers though. I've met a few of those.
>>351360
SadChan🍉🍉
is this in ottawa or england i cant tell
>>351357
anon
>>351352
oh yeah the institutions and wards are fucked in this country. you can't go to them and not get medically abused. they're not good places.
SadChan🍉🍉
i thought i recognized all those big old historical buildings on the river haha
anon
is being a vegetarian more fembrained or malebrained
davesprite
>>351353
i used to believe in a profile of the born unfixable dangerous psychopath, but i no longer do.
the brain defect does exist, but those people just need extra nurture in youth.
...adult motherfuckers, less sure. but i think we should just lock them up and try at least. no death penalties or anything
>>351361>>351363
anon
>>351360
I dunno. the three true psychopaths I've known. all 3 had been getting some kind of psychiatric attention. and they all ended up just going ahead and doing the crimes they were gonna do anyway. like some of this shit was so preemptive. and it still went bad. idk what the solution is.
>>351373
anon
put lithium in the water
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351360
there are tons of literal good people sociopahts its kind of crazy... like its just they are rarely diagnosed because they are high functioning
>>351365
anon
ive seen how normies talk, most people lack ability to empathize
davesprite
>>351363
yeah it's an emotional processing deficit not like, evil syndrome. and i think they've stopped even classifying socio and psychopath as entirely different, more a spectrum thing now iirc.
but also yeah low diagnosis cause who the hell wants that on record
>>351368
SadChan🍉🍉
sociopath =/= equal psychopath though
anon
I know some sociopaths and so long as your goals align. they can be great people to know.
anon
just manipulate the sociopaths for your gain bro
>>351372
anon
for a period of time. while your goals align
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
i showed my mum the face app teddy k pic and she thought it was me for a second is it over
>>351374
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351369
when you out dexter the dexter
davesprite
>>351361
>the crimes they were going to do anyway
my point is that on their 0th birthday this list was empty
>>351375
anon
>>351373
yeah probably true. some of them got intervention so young though. that one is the most pernicious. well. idk all three of those motherfuckers were extremely pernicious. there's some real bad motherfuckers out there. all three of them were good friends for a time though
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>351374
she asked "where was this taken" before going wait no that's not me then i told her that's ted and she was "oh"
anon
does you know know uncle tes
anon
*ted
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
does you you
anon
why would you should your mother a picture of ted kaczynski faceapp
>>351383
anon
anyway I just think. hope I don't make any more friends who end up doing awful evil shit. I gotta elevate my self esteem and boundaries higher so I don't end up as honorary confession booth for any more tortured artists who end up doing fucked up crime.
mitzibishi 🇲🇽
>>351380
show mother you show kazynski picture agp rapehon yes yes look me lmao
SadChan🍉🍉
buster keaton was later found frozen to death on the Yukon tundra, a chilling reminder of why not to fall asleep on unmanned train cabs
anon
personally o sent my mom an ovarit invite
SadChan🍉🍉
TED KAZYNSKII WAS A BAD PERSON AND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP ROMANTICISING HER BUT ALSO TRANSITIONINGWOULD HAVE SAVED HER
>>351389>>351390
hola dea
>>351388
she had one (1) good idea and the rest was bullshit
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351389
luigi suffers from chronic pain, which is one of the most predictive causal factors for criminal behavior...
>>351392>>351393
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351392
its also like the highest risk factor for suicide out of anything else
SadChan🍉🍉
severe chronic pain is just hell on earth and it makes people go crazy
anon
got a chronic pain homie staying over atm. hope they don't go do the big crime. they have been doing small crimes for the house while they're here though. like really insignificant shit like stealing toilet paper from public restrooms haha
SadChan🍉🍉
there have a been a few chornic pain influenced mass shootings in the last 5 years in the US
anon
source
SadChan🍉🍉
thats one I can think of but chronic pain management is a huge problem in the US for obvious reasons and there have been several Ive sene in the past few yeasr they are becoming more common
>>351411
anon
is the reason corn syrup and no healthcare?
>>351403
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351402
think its mostly just the later lol. most people with severe chronic pain suffer back injury.
anon
corn syrup and no tallow fries
anon
I better look after my back
SadChan🍉🍉
Luigi also suffered from chronic back pain btw
anon
core strong so that's good
anon
tio your chriopractor
SadChan🍉🍉
chiro causes a lot of back injuries lmao...
anon
what about wario
davesprite
>>351400
it's so weird when my insurance is good i am so grateful to be here (i have family in other countries who complain about the wait times and lack of options in doctors)
but when my insurance is bad it's like i live in dirt hole land rub some dirt in your pain see if it helps little mudbaby go hunt a buffalo why don't you bitch
>>351413
SadChan🍉🍉
the chiro cult wierds me out so much
SadChan🍉🍉
>>351411
america has AMAZING healthcare... for the wealthy.
anon
america is a great place to be rich, but not so fun to be poor
>>351417
anon
America definitely weird. I just wish y'all's food was cheaper and fresher but the land is so big I understand why it's got so many preservatives.

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