I hope ur not homeless :<

yes yes beachtime with randal

>>357608
he looks like fucking nosferatu

my sholder hurts

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I hope I can get interest on my sperm and gain passive income

man wtf is that artstyle

i like it. kinda like dorohedoro

>>357629
male outfit

>>357633
Boost Mobile

i've never seen this dubbed in english before it's so weird

he should sound like danny devito

>>357643
rest in peace

his lil bandana is so cuuuuuteeee

i don't like nano's voice actor she sounds too human

i chewed my prozac once. it was minty

capsules taste better than tablets it is true

have you ever tasted adderall

Congratulations!!

are you in a homeless shelter?

ah he was banned

i like talking to schizos

i saw a dude on the train today who shat himnself and kept saying that his name was chrome dome

>>357672
they saw someone like that or they shat themself on a train

>dub

>>357673
lawnmower man

>>357677
i dont know what colitis is but i am very sorry i would have given u a hug if u did not reek of ass goblin

>>357682
hello randalfriend
how are you doing

>>357682
cowabummer

>>357683
i forgot to read the t-shirt that you just put on that explained how you are doing

.play go outside get a juice

this anime kinda tuff

>>357692
she is a clone of adam

>>357693
fused with shinjis mom

>>357695
arf arf arf

>>357698
raaaaaaaaaahhh

::aunn

:(

>>357700
type shi

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i saw a dude with rlly big tits the other day it was pretty swag

that's me

>>357709
haiiiiii

it wouldn't have been me tho cause my manmode is impenetrable

u would never have noticed me

have u ever considered larping as a gymrat who works out his pecs a lot

as cover for the boobs

I did for a while but they're too obviously boobs now. so I just have to wear the giant hoodie

where's the gif of that guy who looks like gus fring

>>357716
rip

::gus

I need to get offline fr now tho. in that in-between place where I could just do work until 7am. or I could cut my losses and go to sleep

>>357722
yeah that's me

hhdh

how about it but it's just a very specific time of the week and the rest of my life is going to be a long time ago but yeah I'm not gonna get a chance to dry a lot of the stuff but yeah I'm going on with my work today so I'll get ready when I'm done with the new job and then I'll call them and see what happens to me when I'm back in town

is that doug walker

::type shit

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ooh Fatboy slim and bootsy Collins

little grubs and worms luv 2 dance

>>357740
what's so great about boobs huh. I don't get it. sorry but I just don't understand this world. gotta go to the next habitable planet

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>>357740
rats and mice are so nice
i like rats and mice they are kind

>>357747
hope one day to look after rats

>>357748
i would want to make a nice little environment for them

.play kmart amen break

>>357751
yeah why not

what a scandal

>>357763
#slap

yeah i feel like theres just something inherently uncool about cocaine. in the same way as vape and that type of shit

nyaaaa

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>>357777
gay

christopher walken

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>>357777
yeah been around coke heads yapping endlessly. it's some bullshit

>>357792
you are reddit

dark times

I've never had a reddit account

and yet, they discuss me

why do they discuss u anon

cause they won't mind their business

they made menhera chan real

I AM GOD HERE

the real serial experiments lain

lawnmower homie

Serial Experiments Lawn

this video sucks

>>357815
we were all fishing for it but this anon actually reeled it in. good job

i don't like it because it has a fake VHS filter instead of being recorded onto a real VHS tape and transferred

this video is like drinking a liter of sugar dissolved in monster energy

I need to eat loads of protein and get strong

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in other words good shit

PEAK INCOMING

REAL

it's so mental to me that work life in Japan is so bad. that people would actually think fondly upon their time in school and have all this reminiscent school anime bullshit

>>357833
i like the blood on her face

my hand hurts

>>357842
he may be unkillable but you won't like him when he's bald

had some nerdy ass friend in school who looked like that nerd you keep posting. he was cute. dude disappeared one day. never figured out what happened to him.

correction my right pinky finger hurts

>>357848
nah it wasn't my serial killer homie. that was a different friend who disappeared off the face of the earth

>>357850
maybe. I don't think he's dead, I think I would have heard. my thoughts are like. maybe he transitioned. maybe he just hates me cause I achieved his dreams and he gave up. maybe he just living a simple life. maybe he lost his mind. maybe he's touching grass somewhere I could never know

everytime i see this character he looks like he was designed to be obssessed over by fujoshis

>>357854
but I already had a serial killer friend. I don't need 2

>>357854
coffee punk is ltrly so swag

>>357855
as a fujo i am smitten

i sometimes mourn all the years I didn't spend being an absolute fag and repressing super hard

i wanna see him drawn as an old man

::simpson

#smartai I tried to have my neighbor arrested for betraying protestantism and criticizing the founding fathers, the police threatened to imprison me if I ever did that again, please help me smartai

It appears you're dealing with a complex legal and constitutional issue that requires careful examination. Let me analyze this situation with precision:

1. **First Amendment Considerations**: The United States Constitution's First Amendment explicitly protects freedom of speech (including criticism of historical figures) and freedom of religion. Attempting to criminalize someone for their religious opinions or historical critiques would constitute a clear violation of these fundamental rights.

2. **Legal Reality Check**: There are no laws prohibiting criticism of the Founding Fathers or mandating adherence to Protestantism in the U.S. Our legal system specifically prohibits religious tests (Article VI, Clause 3) and maintains strict church-state separation.

3. **Police Response Analysis**: The officers acted properly according to:
- Your actions potentially violated your neighbor's civil rights
- You may have committed false reporting (a misdemeanor in most jurisdictions)
- You possibly engaged in harassment under penal code statutes

4. **Historical Context**: Many Founding Fathers themselves criticized each other vigorously (e.g., Hamilton-Jefferson feud), and several were deists rather than conventional Protestants, making your premise historically problematic.

5. **Recommended Course**:
- Cease all attempts at legal action against your neighbor
- Consider studying constitutional law fundamentals
- Reflect on why diversity of thought was so valued by the Framers
- If conflict persists, seek mediation through community services rather than law enforcement

6. **Broader Perspective**: Healthy democratic societies thrive on debate about historical figures' legacies and theological diversity—these are features, not bugs, of our system as designed by those same Founders you reference.

Would you like recommendations for authoritative texts on constitutional law or early American religious history to better understand these issues? I can provide academically rigorous sources from reputable historians and legal scholars if desired. I tried to have my neighbor arrested for betraying protestantism and criticizing the founding fathers, the police threatened to imprison me if I ever did that again, please help me smartai

>>357869
i am not sure i was just being a great american citizen

z

>>357873
done both. idk. depends on the chaser and on the fag. the vibe of the intimacy is completely different though. different still when it's like a "Straight" dude who you've awakened and you're his first tranny

>>357873
both are bad stop having SEX you IDIOT

man i wish ii was a girl

I have decided I don't wish that. because. I like being a guy too much. I love male privilege so much. I love getting respect for what I do. I am hrt manmoding >:D

>>357882
when i am supreme dictator of a worldwide communist empire i will have all men exterminated

kill all men 2025

>>357885
good thing I'm secretly a girl

>>357890
ok i will leave like 20 alive for u

what's wrong with gay men that you have to kill them huh

or bisexual men

yknow what there might be men here this joke was about to go too far lmao

everything is wrong with the bisexual men. the gay men get a pass.

what about gaming men

I'm something of a gamer men myself

>>357896
i wish

>>357899
i thought this comic was made by a canadian guy

>>357899
idk, had a "bi" twunk break my heart into 10000 pieces once cause he'd only fuck girls. anyway I transitioned and he still didn't want me. but then I realized the problem wasn't that I wasn't a girl. it's that I wasn't a teenager. cause dude was a fucking sexpest creepo.

>>357902
oh so it's personal it's always personal. this is why i don't enter relationships with other people

ghosts r real

>>357902
damn shawty ok

the funniest story i heard on lgbt was the black transfem who transitioned and started having thoughts of fucking playboi carti

i so want to be haunted by a ghost

>>357906
yeah anyway fuck that twunk. my heart got put back together into 1 piece by someone wonderful in the end and I'm happy I transitioned anyway

what's a twunk

>>357915
me

fuck my life

now trying to hybridize twink and hyuk.

wait no i love my life and u should 2

we are all gonna make it

im kinda like a hairy twink

>>357923
I have to perform specific tasks this week. if I perform them correctly. my life will be good

>>357926
am

was waiting to see if that was a doompost or not

>>357923
>does not factor in that it's just over for some people from the start

#wagmi

#NGMI

>>357929
no it is a, oh god I gotta get my vibe correct this week. and show up properly.

>>357930
everyone knows that i was just saying that everyione is going to make it bcuz its good for morale

>>357935
post measurements

-

I think my boobs got smaller cause I'm doing cardio again

will never experience this ;-;

SHE KILLED HER

giwtwm

alright back to the brainworm radio

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who

>>357957
know girls who pass so much better than me who have bigger rib cages. passing is like 50% vibes.

how old is everyone here

hi dave

>>357965
fucking 132.

Randal's Friends a webcomic

i cant believe how young y'all are fucking born after youtube vro 😭😭😭

lalalalalalala

ok good someone here is older than me

im 24

I'm 876 years old

i turned 18 15 days ago

>>357990
YOU MUST BE 18+ TO POST HERE BANNED MODS

its a fun number

>>358000
that's cause they're nonces bro

wait is 4chan back up?