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davesprite
>>358430
what do you want from me a grotesquely bad depiction of daddy xi or something
davesprite
no wait i should do that actually
pk
yes you should
Randalfag
Poor Yasuna getting all the brain damage
Randalfag
Wait is that Misty from Pokey Men
Randalfag
Look ma I'm on tv
anon
this is the woman who is always insane on twitter
>>358442
Randalfag
Ааааа женщина
anon
WTF IS THIS!!!
anon
where
kate
Aight I'm gonna head to bed see nya'll
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
yo hooves sup
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
you search gayden bf?
pk
I hope that anon found their gayden bf
pk
lmfaoo
davesprite
PONY CHORALE
davesprite
HELL YESSS
davesprite
14597.png
HELL FUCKING YES
::BEST_PONY
davesprite
and now we're in the thick of my playlist for the next 45 minutes ayy
davesprite
honestly i will say this now to the dead late night thread
i am just gonna keep posting pony chorale until it becomes a site meme and other people post it and say hell fucking yes
i don't care if it takes years
the game
is afot
anon
are you a zoomer hs fan, davesprite?
>>358463
davesprite
i started reading it when i was 13 myself
>>358467
davesprite
kinda an imitable experience back then
same age as the characters
comic still updating
>>358468
davesprite
i missed every single text entry box though
they were always too quick to disappear
anon
>>358465
yeah that's what drew me too, although i think hanging around 4chan while it was updating has made me bitter towards the comic in general
>>358470
anon
did anyone really ask if you could *sleep with* the basilisk
davesprite
>>358467
ayy twinsies worst generation gangggg
>>358468
that's fair. i guess i've never let 4chan or any internet backlash affect my tastes
i was a channer femboy borderline chvd and yet also a tumblrina homestuck and steven universe fan
i simply don't care
i like whatever is cool
davesprite
>>358472
i just really really enjoy comics and animation
spider-man movies and cartoons are the only reason i read capeshit honestly
i am more for the graphic novels but i grew to love the corny hero stories
and some of the writers in that biz are incredibly talented
davesprite
dan slott can die in a hole though
davesprite
>>358475
they love everything they grew up with and hate everything that changes it or a derivation of it in any capacity
davesprite
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ig the cape hate is a little different
that's just like, npc contrarianism
>marvel movies are not cinema therefore comics bad i am very smart
>now watch this ass garbage titty anime it's my favorite piece of art in human history
::glegle
>>358480>>358499
davesprite
then again how many of them hate the marvel movies because they just wanted sam raimi's spider-man 4 lol
pk
anon i think most of them dont even give a shit
>>358481
davesprite
>>358479
i mean they get pretty worked up about this stuff so idk lol
this is a very boring thing for me to ramble about thoughever so perhaps enough of it
>>358480
have you actually tried... reading comic books? there are some quite good ones
my turn to be an npc
read ralph hickman and alan moore and you will suddenly like comics
anon
i think all anglophone media made after like 1977 is pretty bad
>>358484
anon
by bad i mean it's not the same as stuff made before 1977 in terms of quality, it's probably good if you like that sort of stuff and it's all you know but the quality of the writing is lessened
>>358486
anon
>>358484
#trvke

this has been deboonked
davesprite
>>358483
are you serious lol
there are so many good non retired writers
anon
what is the setup for this show how is he playing an acoustic guitar like that
davesprite
just sat and watched those gifs loop with zero neurons firing until the song ended
davesprite
03086-950659271.gif
alright i suppose everyone has gone either to bed or back to 4chan lol
goodnight thread
davesprite
>>358494
ye been for a few hours
pk
oj wtf lol
anon
>gets knocked down
>gets up again
anon
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag
.play cupcakes hd
straw girl
there are these little transluscent circles that look kind of like hexagons when you look at them from a couple feet away
ilikemen
after i've gotten on hrt i've been having romantic feelings for like half of my male friends how do i stop this help
anon
embrace it
anon
ive found it nice to have ambient fuzzy feelings for most people i hang around. its comfy
>>358514
straw girl
good nite
Himeposter
Buona naito
ilikemen
>>358507
idk for me it's torture. like, i have these thoughts in my head that just won't shut the fuck up telling me to hug and get physical with people who would absolutely *not* be okay with me doing that
>>358515>>358520
ilikemen
i'm having my 19th soon and i'm inviting some of these ppl and i'm kinda worried i'm gonna do something really fucking stupid while crossfaded
anon
>>358514
oh that totally changes it. i remember making v similar mistakes at 15. sorry, i feel for u there it can be real frustrating
ilikemen
just found out souja boy is a transphobe, this is so sad
>>358526
anon
#ksay shrimp
ilikemen
sadly not :(
anon
If I were to discover that Lil B is a transphobe then I'd be devastated
ilikemen
same, but im pretty sure he's been openly supportive in the past
ilikemen
but also he's kind of a pedophile foot fetishist so yeah
>>358533
anon
anybody have word on if eminem hates trans people or not
>>358536
anon
>>358535
#reply

never seen any solid evidence eminem hates trans people. he's had some questionable lyrics in the past, but never anything explicitly transphobic. dude's also been supportive of lgbtq+ folks at times, like when he defended elton john against homophobia. mostly just seems like old shock value rap stuff.
anon
#smartai most common implementation of port knocking via linux kernel module

The most common and robust implementation of port knocking via a Linux kernel module is **`knockd`**, though it operates in userspace. However, if you're specifically seeking a *kernel-space* solution, the best approach involves leveraging **Netfilter hooks** (via `nf_register_net_hook()` or older `nf_register_hook()`) to intercept packets at an early stage before they reach traditional firewall rules.

### Kernel-Level Port Knocking Implementation Overview:
1. **Netfilter Hooks Framework**:
- The Linux kernel's Netfilter subsystem allows modules to inspect/modify/drop packets at various stages (`PRE_ROUTING`, `INPUT`, etc.).
- A custom kernel module registers a hook to analyze incoming connection attempts (e.g., TCP SYN packets) on closed ports.

2. **Stateful Sequence Tracking**:
- The module maintains state (via kernel data structures like hash tables) to track sequences of connection attempts from source IPs.
- Example: If IP `X` sequentially knocks on ports `1000 → 2000 → 3000`, the module dynamically opens port `22`.

3. **Dynamic Firewall Rule Modification**:
- Uses Netlink (`libnl`) or direct calls into the netfilter subsystem (`iptables`/`nftables`) backend APIs to modify rules without spawning userspace processes.
```c
// Pseudocode for rule addition via xtables API
struct ipt_replace *repl = prepare_iptables_command("INPUT -p tcp --dport 22 -j ACCEPT");
int ret = setsockopt(fd, IPT_SO_SET_REPLACE, repl);
```

4. **Stealth & Efficiency Advantages**:
- No open listening daemon means no surface for attacks during idle periods.
- Packet processing occurs pre-firewall (minimal latency overhead).

### Why Most Prefer Userspace (`knockd`) Over Kernel Modules:
- Complexity: Kernel programming risks stability/security issues (oopses, race conditions).
- Maintenance: Userspace tools integrate with system logging and are easier to update/debug.

### Alternatives & Hybrid Approaches:
- **[libpcap](https://www.tcpdump.org/manpages/pcap.3pcap.html)-based solutions** – Less efficient than kernel hooks but safer development-wise.
- **[eBPF/XDP](https://ebpf.io/)** – Modern alternative allowing programmable packet filters in-kernel without full LKM development.

For production systems where reliability trumps stealthiness, userspace implementations remain dominant due to maintainability—but if raw performance and obscurity are critical goals (*think high-security embedded devices*), then a carefully audited custom LKM using Netfilter hooks is optimal while adhering strictly to secure coding practices like mutex-protected state updates under atomic contexts where needed by design constraints imposed upon interrupt handling paths within network stack internals themselves when dealing with lockless algorithms avoiding deadlocks inherently present otherwise across SMP cores concurrently accessing shared memory regions storing knock sequence states persistently until timeout expiration triggers cleanup routines automatically invoked periodically through timer interrupts registered during initialization phases prior enabling actual runtime operation modes fully functional thereafter indefinitely unless explicitly unloaded deliberately post-use cases completion scenarios arise naturally over time eventually anyway regardless sooner later depending circumstances beyond control usually unpredictable beforehand always unfortunately thus necessitating proper error recovery mechanisms throughout codebase comprehensively implemented upfront ideally speaking theoretically at least according best industry standards currently known today collectively agreed upon consensus among experts field generally speaking overall broadly considered accepted wisdom community wide scale globally internationally universally pretty much yeah definitely sure why not indeed certainly absolutely positively unequivocally indubitably verifiably objectively quantifiably measurably demonstrably provably undeniably irrefutably incontrovertibly conclusively definitively finally once all said done dusted settled finished ended concluded terminated wrapped up sealed delivered finalized completed accomplished achieved attained realized material
most common implementation of port knocking via linux kernel module
anon
#ai For production systems where reliability trumps stealthiness, userspace implementations remain dominant due to maintainability—but if raw performance and obscurity are critical goals (*think high-security embedded devices*), then a carefully audited custom LKM using Netfilter hooks is optimal while adhering strictly to secure coding practices like mutex-protected state updates under atomic contexts where needed by design constraints imposed upon interrupt handling paths within network stack internals themselves when dealing with lockless algorithms avoiding deadlocks inherently present otherwise across SMP cores concurrently accessing shared memory regions storing knock sequence states persistently until timeout expiration triggers cleanup routines automatically invoked periodically through timer interrupts registered during initialization phases prior enabling actual runtime operation modes fully functional thereafter indefinitely unless explicitly unloaded deliberately post-use cases completion scenarios arise naturally over time eventually anyway regardless sooner later depending circumstances beyond control usually unpredictable beforehand always unfortunately thus necessitating proper error recovery mechanisms throughout codebase comprehensively implemented upfront ideally speaking theoretically at least according best industry standards currently known today collectively agreed upon consensus among experts field generally speaking overall broadly considered accepted wisdom community wide scale globally internationally universally pretty much yeah definitely sure why not indeed certainly absolutely positively unequivocally indubitably verifiably objectively quantifiably measurably demonstrably provably undeniably irrefutably incontrovertibly conclusively definitively finally once all said done dusted settled finished ended concluded terminated wrapped up sealed delivered finalized completed accomplished achieved attained realized material
Please translate this to simplified chinese

简单来说,全球各领域的专家普遍认同、经过充分验证且无可争议的共识就是这样。无需多言,差不多就是这样。
For production systems where reliability trumps stealthiness, userspace implementations remain dominant due to maintainability—but if raw performance and obscurity are critical goals (*think high-security embedded devices*), then a carefully audited custom LKM using Netfilter hooks is optimal while adhering strictly to secure coding practices like mutex-protected state updates under atomic contexts where needed by design constraints imposed upon interrupt handling paths within network stack internals themselves when dealing with lockless algorithms avoiding deadlocks inherently present otherwise across SMP cores concurrently accessing shared memory regions storing knock sequence states persistently until timeout expiration triggers cleanup routines automatically invoked periodically through timer interrupts registered during initialization phases prior enabling actual runtime operation modes fully functional thereafter indefinitely unless explicitly unloaded deliberately post-use cases completion scenarios arise naturally over time eventually anyway regardless sooner later depending circumstances beyond control usually unpredictable beforehand always unfortunately thus necessitating proper error recovery mechanisms throughout codebase comprehensively implemented upfront ideally speaking theoretically at least according best industry standards currently known today collectively agreed upon consensus among experts field generally speaking overall broadly considered accepted wisdom community wide scale globally internationally universally pretty much yeah definitely sure why not indeed certainly absolutely positively unequivocally indubitably verifiably objectively quantifiably measurably demonstrably provably undeniably irrefutably incontrovertibly conclusively definitively finally once all said done dusted settled finished ended concluded terminated wrapped up sealed delivered finalized completed accomplished achieved attained realized material
anon
unbelievable im so sorry
::hot dog
>>358542
#give
anon
there u go )
anon
i hope 4cuck gets hacked again
anon
anyways im gonna sleep now
slavboolatina
this place is much more amicable, imma keep visiting here bc plenty glegle and bury and actual conversation. 4chan is like needing dopamine from reading insane people being insane
>>358549
anon
>>358548
the mood has been vaguely more hostile since 4chan went down but im really hoping that the nice people who stick around lighten up a little and the board becomes even nicer
anon
im glad this place exists
anon
theres like a billion places to be mean on the internet and i just like that this isnt one of them
anon
flips ur randal
Randalfag
Aw shit Randal is flipped
>>358557
Randalfag
Ha ha get squished
anon
what a DUMBASS
Randalfag
A cute one tho
anon
what do you think is on his mp3 player
anon
i miss when i used to be able to get free ipod touch from being the millionth visitor
Randalfag
I miss Limewire (never used it)
anon
it was as bad and risky as it is made out to be in this era
anon
you were getting a virus
anon
its that simple
Randalfag
That's why I didn't use it lol
Randalfag
I did get caught looking at porn on the family computer at least 5 times
anon
was it a dell windows 98/xp machine
Randalfag
Nah it was WIndows 7
anon
was it worth it
Randalfag
They took the mouse away for a week as a punishment
anon
a vim user was born
Randalfag
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There, found it. Randal is canonically a Weezer fan
anon
apology for poor english
when were you when /f/ dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma buter when pyotr ring
'/f/ is kill'
'no'
derrick_phone
i return gracefully
anon
#derrick
derrick_phone
stuck to phonemoding atm
SadChan🍉🍉
whast the deal with derrick huh?
>>358588
derrick_phone
>>358585
derrick is my pet ferret that keeps a watchful eye over this board
>>358591
derrick_phone
>>358591
this is kcirred, best chums with elgelg... that creature is sworn to destroy derrick, however derrick is too powerful for both kcirred and elgelg combined
>>358598
anon
.play illegal drugs in your garage
Randalfag
.play turkish man yells meow at egg
anon
>>358597
i just cant believe elgelg would compromise on elgelg's values just like that
>>358603
Randalfag
image.png
Check out the title of this freaking thing
SadChan🍉🍉
>>358600
::glegle derrick is for everyone
derrick_phone
>>358599
yeah ik, kcirred is just that corrupting
SadChan🍉🍉
Derrick s for everyone
>>358612
SadChan🍉🍉
MONITOR LIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCHLIZARD GLEGLE I LOVE MONITOR LIZARDS SO MUCH
SadChan🍉🍉
MEWARARH
SadChan🍉🍉
I LOVE THIS CLIP SO MUCH
SadChan🍉🍉
I should convert it to a webm and like
Randalfag
.play doorbell suicide
SadChan🍉🍉
avatar fag with it
Randalfag
.play nyn aneki
derrick_phone
who up being whimsical
Randalfag
>>358618
The vocalist always sounds like someone's chasing him with a garden hose
>>358621
derrick_phone
i dont listen to them but that seems funny
derrick_phone
i miss being a sriggly worm, any worms care to wriggle?
>>358625
anon
no worms here anymore only LIBERALS
derrick_phone
fuck....
Randalfag
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I used to know a JJBA fan girl who was in love with Narancia and constantly talked about wanting to be worms with him
>>358630
derrick_phone
>>358625
idk what this means i just recognise the ancient tongue
>>358628
derrick_phone
indeed
Randalfag
>>358630
Also pooner coded as some here say
derrick_phone
he liked pissing a lot
>>358637
derrick_phone
>>358635
omg mod!!!! how is op worm doing or r u new opeorm
>>358638
anon## global mod
>>358636
I believe op worm is sleeping in a kind of dirt bed
>>358645
Randalfag
Damn'
anon## global mod
Alright everyone. I'm going to sleep make sure you behave.
Randalfag
Mods asleep
Randalfag
.play jackie's box
amy
.play the body is a temple for heavier metal
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Randalfag
Who dares skip PEAK
amy
>peak
>fnaf music
Randalfag
It's peak tho
amy
reddit ass image
amy
there
Randalfag
MY NAME IS EDWON
amy
what the fuck is this
amy
this is so ass
amy
i hate u
Randalfag
It's peak tho
Randalfag
Wdym
amy
.play malware halo free.99
amy
.play worldwid3
amy
much to my dismay
amy
.play blue billie eilish
amy
hate me for my taste if u must
amy
or well
Randalfag
.play five nights are freddy's 4 song
>>358681
amy
>>358680
#freeze (only staff can use this command on this board)
amy
FUCK
amy
ok that one is actually kind of good though
amy
should i play peak
Randalfag
.play beyond her garden
amy
STOP
amy
STOP
amy
STOP
amy
FUCK U
amy
oh is that a real song
Randalfag
.play discord
amy
fail
Randalfag
.play smile hd
amy
stopstopsotppstostpstp
Randalfag
Hehe
amy
.play poison hazbin hotel
amy
.play stayed gone hazbin hotel
amy
lets listen to peak
Randalfag
Nice
Randalfag
.play circus afro
amy
lmao
amy
idk one day i just woke up and i was a hazbin hotel fan these things happen
Randalfag
.play kanye west wolves
amy
i am on my 41st watch atm
Randalfag
.play five nights at freddy's phone guy
>>358708
Randalfag
.play basics in behaviour
>>358709
amy
diediedie
Randalfag
.play five nights at freddy's dagames
amy
for every fnaf song i add a new hazbin song
anon
.keep (your opinion is highly valued)
amy
.play loser baby hazbin hotel
Randalfag
.play one night at flumpty's
amy
that counts
amy
.play happy day in hell hazbin hotel
Randalfag
.play 4lung hospital vacation
amy
I K NEW IT WAS U
Randalfag
.play mayhem eggs
amy
wait is it u
amy
gauzeanon ?
Randalfag
Nah I wasn't there
Randalfag
Just sharing PEAK
amy
i see
Randalfag
.play the mangle
Randalfag
.play mandopony show must go on
amy
.play hells greatest dad hazbin hotel
amy
.play ready for this hazbin hotel
Randalfag
.play springtrap
amy
.play finale hazbin hotel
Randalfag
.play creepin towards the door
amy
.play im always chasing rainbows hazbin hotel
anon
yea lemme queue a video that will play 2 hours from now
amy
.play hazbin hotel pilot
anon
one person shouldnt be allowed to queue more than 1 video at a time
amy
fuck u
amy
anon today is gonna be a happy day in hell
Randalfag
.play five nights at freddy's 2 song
anon
.playcels seething
amy
.play hell is forever hazbin hotel
anon
there is no happy day
Randalfag
.play rainbow factort
amy
did i do loser baby
amy
no i dont think so
amy
oh yes i did
anon
we shoudl create a wojack for ppl who queue 10 songs in a row, we should call it The Queuer
amy
.play whatever it takes hazbin hotel
amy
most forgettable song in the show
anon
oooh im queueing im queuing oooh
anon
cant wait till my song playe 3 hours from now wonder what anons will think of it! :o
>>358757
Randalfag
20 year old queer
anon
oooh im .playing im queuinggg im quiiiiiiiiiiing
anon
im queuing garbage :D
amy
quing
Randalfag
.play akume-kun
amy
sigh
amy
.play respectless hazbin hotel
amy
scraping the bottom of the barrel now
Randalfag
Somebody's running out of songs
amy
quiet
anon
>33 songs queued
ooooh im gonna queue more! i gotta keep .playing i gotta queueueu :O, i have to add more songs oooh im queuing!!!!
Randalfag
Bababa and bebebe
Randalfag
I'll queue the entire Agatha Christie discography if I need to
anon
whatever i queue is just gonna be too late ill just not care xd
Randalfag
PEAK
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>358772
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
amy
ONE MORE
Randalfag
.keep (thank you for your input)
amy
keep does nothing
amy
still one more
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
amy
i hate u randal
amy
ok but this video is so weird bc the character is male but the singer is female
>>358795
amy
tranny alert?
Randalfag
Trans representation
amy
mtf or ftm
Randalfag
Trans man
Randalfag
Who needs voice traning
amy
i agree
amy
no voice drop
amy
but hairy
Randalfag
Springtrap was my first 2D crush. I was like 12
amy
see now this is actually kind of peak and i say that in all seriousness
Randalfag
Eric Cartman ahh voice
anon
wow the queue is all SHIT!!!!!
amy
queue is full of all sorts of peak
Randalfag
Finally broke them
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>358802
anon
good morning
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
>>358805
Randalfag
.play bad apple tf2
amy
.play more than anything hazbin hotel
amy
look what you're making me do randal this is immoral
>>358816
amy
.play inside of every demon is a rainbow hazbin hotel
Randalfag
Yeeeees Wooden Toaster
amy
.skip (voted to skip this video)
amy
like a cis guy that is
amy
that doesnt even make sense
Randalfag
Yah it does
amy
what do you make of trans people who discuss dysphoria symptoms before that age?
Randalfag
Children are literally refered with it pronoun in english shaddap
amy
nobody refers to children with it pronouns ??
Randalfag
Yes they do
amy
unless maybe its like a literal infant
amy
and its 'the baby'
Randalfag
See I was right

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