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anon
.play jerma reading questionable messages
anon
.play bunny hopping
anon
jeremy
anon
vague
anon
.play jerma reading part 2
anon
#itsover (350)
anon
.skip (video skipped)
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
>>359680
sell it on ah
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
>>359665
me on the right
anon
ur cute
anon
now call me cute pls
straw girl
u r literally so adorbs i wish i could just swaddle u up in a lil blanket and uhhh meow meow meow
anon
aaaaa utrfgrrfytrfhuff meow meow meow meow meow
rose
woaw, gay
anon
straw girl <3
anon
do u have plans today?
straw girl
<3
anon
I’ll going to go outside soon
straw girl
im just gonna rot in bed all day
anon
she send me a heart ^##^
anon
I wish I could rot with u <3
straw girl
uggg me too
anon
why does everyone live a million miles from each other…
anon
ur probably on Europe or north or south us or California or Kansas or smthc
anon
I guess wherever straw comes form
anon
#ai what do u say to cute girls u like online who are staying in bed all day so they will be more happy

just hit them with something simple like "hey hope ur comfyyy but pls don't forget to hydrate or eat somethin' today 🌸" or "bed's cozy but ur even cuter when u take care of urself." keep it light, no pressure.
what do u say to cute girls u like online who are staying in bed all day so they will be more happy
anon
oooh
anon
"bed's cozy but ur even cuter when u take care of urself." beautiful strawgirl … 🌸
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
sounds like a polite way to say "take a shower pls"
>>359714
straw girl
never
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
u never shower?
straw girl
sometimes
anon
>>359710
it does a lil but I’m ignoring that
straw girl
yeah no ur calling me cute but i am a trash mammal
>>359716
anon
>>359715
#kiss then I’d have to wash you off extra if I was there
rose
wtf is going on
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
wait wait lemme find that picture
rose
::mimemoder shocked
anon
I’m a lil horny chat
straw girl
IVE NEVER BEEN FLIRTED WITH BEFORE LET ME ENJOY THIS
anon
cute :3c
anon
we can if you want straw girl I just want to make you smile
straw girl
honestly though should we stop
rose
no lol dw\
rose
ive horny posted in this chat too many times to be actually like upset about anyone else doing it lol, itd be hypocritical of me
rose
>>359728
knew a girl who hadnt showered in like a month lmao, she still like smelled good tho so idk how that works
>>359796>>359732
straw girl
okie :3
anon
I need to make some food for the week but I’m so tired for cooking. I’m going to start some slow cooker food instead nice and ez
anon
I wish I could share it with you straw girl
anon
and feed it to you with little spoonfuls between your lips
straw girl
gfghwrtfrtvvtg
straw girl
no its too early for breakfast
rose
>>359732
yeah like we met at a rave in april last year n then next time we hung out was in may n she said she hadnt like washed inbetween then lmao
anon
and kiss you on the forehead as you chew it and call you a good girl
anon
I’m going to get up and send you a picture when I make it so you’ll know it’s really yours
rose
i be fucking with seriously mentally ill bitches
anon
even in spirit
anon
have you had anything to eat today?
anon
I’d really like it if you got some food and send me a pic too…
straw girl
ok i will make some egg
>>359745
anon
>>359744
#kiss I love when you move around
rose
i love when you move around
anon
I wanna see :3
rose
me when im talking to my worm and it is squirming
>>359750
rose
need a man who'll leave me if he knew all of my deepest and darkest secrets, like i would leave him in a situation where our positions were reverse
anon
>>359748
I would love straw girl if she was a worm
straw girl
ok fine ill eat food
>>359755
anon
my gf could be literal sauron and i'd never leave her
rose
.play car seat headrest no passion my back is killing me baby
anon
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my instant pot still can’t contain how I feel about you straw girl
>>359763
rose
ugh thats not the right one
rose
.play car seat headrest no passion 2011
rose
son of a
rose
.skip (video skipped)
rose
.skip (video skipped)
rose
.play something soon car seat headrest
anon
can I see your egg?
straw girl
its still to early for breakfast i will make it later
rose
i need some of the other regulars to come back dawg im dying out here
>>359768
anon
>>359767
they might take straw girl from me… grrrrr
straw girl
lmao ur calling 4 backup
anon
so long as straw girl has the nice things to do she deserves..
anon
how are you feeling? what would make you smile today?
rose
strawgirl u wann fuck on the low??
rose
:sbahj
anon
🥲 it’s over but I want her to be happy
straw girl
i am betrothed to another
>>359777
straw girl
>>359777
................................................u
anon
unnmmmm >< hmahhhabbhhhhhhh jejdisjebduxu
>>359783
rose
my boobs are too big now, when i play guitar n i strum the pick keep slapping my nipple :(
>>359844
anon
I don’t deserve you straw girl
straw girl
they dont know we have been e flirting for like 30 minutes
>>359789>>359786
anon
my heart drops to the bottom of my body when I see her
anon
my betrothed…
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
go have sex already damn
anon
on our weddding night perhaps I couldn’t make straw girl feel used, so precious
straw girl
ghfjbnfgyjuyryhhv
anon
so beautiful
faye
>>359729
same but sleeping in her bed gave me an ear infection i think
>>359798
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
there's just too much embarrassment...
faye
bad post
faye
it was definitely worth the ear infection tho
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
how can you even get the ear infection?
rose
need to huff a girls pits again omfg
anon
>huff pits
why do i like this?
>>359825
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
the pheromones. the pit area goes harder than huffing a girls sack.
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
pump e high and sweat = breed fuel for men. they dont need viagras when they have pheromone. bonerfuel
straw girl
worlds most fucked up evil gleg
anon
whats that a hibiscus looks gay
anon
.play it's dead jim compilation
anon
>>359844
jelly because your boobs are small
anon
nah d cups
anon
yes
anon
boobs getting in the way of stuff is such a joy
anon
it's not bad
anon
>>359851
I just don't understand what picking technique you have to be using where that would be a problem
rose
its not picking technique its strumming technique
anon
but still like are you using full elbow or like
rose
no just my wrist
anon
then how is that enough distance
rose
i cant like show you cos itd but a video of my boobs so its hard to like convey
anon
don't show but I'm just like how hahaha
anon
I've just straight up never had that problem
rose
well im strumming like pretty aggressively is the thing
anon
that's fair all my strumming is just like the wrist over kinda funk/gypsie jazz style so it's just like. right over the strings
>>359869
rose
like if im doing like speedier strumming where i gotta conserve wrist movement obvious its not an issue but sometimes you gotta like hit those strings ykno
anon
ive seen crazy shit done with well placed cameras. i know you can show us you strumming and how the boobs interfere. it doesnt need to be topless lol
anon
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#tag (unknown booru upload error) glegle
rose
why would it be topless? i just dont wanna show you a video that focused on my tits??
anon
thats the only reason i can think of for your reluctance
anon
>>359869
ah that's fair! I forget that not everyone's a massive loser nerd like me
anon
yes you are
anon
.play the rope 1948 full movie
rose
.play yuck stay away
rose
.play brilliant green lucky star
anon
thats not a movie
anon
ngl I can't stand video games. But I love watching other people play
rose
anon do u wanna watch me play pokemon xd gale of darkness??
anon
ye stream it
rose
wish i could thatd be cool
Randalfag
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>posting from this ip temporary blocked
Oh fuck off
anon
hate this pooner character
>>359890
rose
love this mimer character
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I'm just paranoid about everything, it feels like mods or admins are mostly bad people. And if I were one I can't say I would be a nice mod
>>359925
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>359899
Idk pope doesn't know anything about me... so do I? maybe God?
>>359902
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>359897
>Especially people who have low self-esteem. THe second they gain an ounce of power they become the next Caligula
sounds like me or something
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
>>359904
montreal side?
>>359909
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nobody trusts me so there's no chance i'll be mod
anon
skill issue
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
yeah but i stink right now
>>359914
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
>>359914
is it saturday.
>>359916
sadmoder
>>359915
you need showers even on saturdays
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
okay i will try to do laundry and take a shower today at minimum
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i heard trump made showers great again
sadmoder
>>359917
oh yeah, lemme ribg the ducking POTUS rn
Randalfag
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Americans stop alien invasions on daily basis, you can do that
sadmoder
ill tell him to double the tariffs and sanctions
>>359926
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>359925
they're just an exception!
sadmoder
>>359926
that was a little more that just tariffs and sanctions didnt that kick off after the bay of pigs invasion
>>359929
sadmoder
>>359929
i dont think that would turn out too well for you knaucks if he did that
>>359940
Randalfag
>>359934
Чикенбургер
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I prefed double cheeseburger
anon
.play uboa
faye
класс
rose
i fucking love gummy worms bro omg
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i like hot showers
anon
#ksay waow
rose
its real
Randalfag
Sometimes
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh have you seen shrimp?
>>359953
blessed (saved) emo huss guild mother witha penis
>>359946
normally i wouldnt. but i would bite that elephant.
>>359951
anon
>>359950
I can't blame ya, it looks fresh and tasty
rose
normally i would. but i wouldnt bite that elephant
>>359954
anon
>>359952
well... if we assume that it's alive and moving, my hunger is no more
rose
post hole NOW
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>359957
and i mean shrimp the girl from libpol.org
>>359962
nama
why they compete polo in horses and do not play water polo with seahorses???
>>359968
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
dont touch!!!
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
noooo!!
anon
#poll pick / wine / vodka
anon
im not a wone mom im biying vodka fuck you
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>359974
yeah same
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ewww fish
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i prefer coca cola
faye
cocer coler
nama
>>359981
#translate

The phrase you've provided in Portuguese is a slang expression with explicit sexual connotations. A direct English translation would be:

*"What you really want is to ride on a dick."*

This is a lewd expression and is not appropriate in polite or formal settings. If you're looking for neutral or professional translations, let me know and I'd be happy to help with a different phrase.
>>359986
blessy (saved) hussn
i used to love to kill a bottle of wine every day. and vodka is nice in a small dose. i dont drink
faye
fish smell bad
anon
i will never forget the guy masturbating a dolphin
>>359996
blessy (saved) hussn
i need my fish ate i know it smell a lil
blessy (saved) hussn
so what
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>359994
lol yeah
nama
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
faye
::stink
sadmoder
wine is ok but i think it makes me hung over easier, than liquors
>>360005
anon
I don't drink alcohol, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke, and my favourite drink is water.
rose
i looooove wine
nama
>>360009
i think now may be slower hours
rose
>>360009
not heyre all just avoiding you anon
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360011
the sequel movie feels really different
>>360018
anon
>>360009
I visit 4chan and this place often
Randalfag
>>360016
There was also the third one directed by the guy who played Danila
>>360022
sadmoder
>>360019
how mychchas DAU changed
anon
>>360023
hahaha jk well I'm sure it would be nice to have more people though
rose
can someone make a rose orlando thread on /mu/ plz n ty
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360032
its just Panin giving me his gay vibes in that movie
>>360035
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
lol
Randalfag
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>>360033
Panin is a pretty funny guy tho these days he's mostly known for the bestiality scandak
>>360036
anon
::omeglegle
Randalfag
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Idk I used to consoom the toothpaste when I was a kid but never watched the Tv show they made to promote it
>>360042>>360043
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I watched brat and zhmurki once and i dont think i'll ever watch them again
anon
::gleomegle
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360045
looks too creepy right now, but suits russia so much
>>360051
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360047
FGS face glegleizing surgery
anon
.play origin of my depression
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360055
billionaire glegle
nama
we could make nekomimi real but there's law against rewriting human DNA :(
>>360061>>360063
anon
>>360060
as always, laws and ethics holding progress and humanity back
>>360064
nama
also what type of mimi does glegle has
is they a dog or what
>>360065
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360062
just animal
nama
kemonomimi
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360071
i suppose you're right
nama
racism
nama
AI is racist
nama
and biased
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
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milkchan's my new fav char
anon
how could you
anon
>>360086
I would become a God to give you bigger boobs
anon
::booba
nama
>>360087
you can create an account on the booru and edit it yourself
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>360086
id kill you first to get ffs
anon
tag added
nama
>>360099
is this tomato soup?
i never managed to make a good tomato soup
i tried like 4 tiems
>>360104
anon
>>360101
I have never made tomato soup, only different soup with tomatoes in it
nama
my sister promised to cook onion soup just like the ones she ate at france
>>360108
anon
tbh I shoulve know that id not get big boobs, both my mom and sisters have barely b cups
anon
>>360106
#textflop (quoted post has no text)
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
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this is almost me
nama
>>360109
no anon, you make a grilled cheese sandwich and dip on the soup
anon
:sad

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