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sadmoder
>>361168
yeah it comes down to
>so and so was educated by the jesuits
> jesuits are only beholden to the pope
> [
crazy consipracy here]
>>361182
funnyposter
i love being correct
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
funnyposter
what the fuck
funnyposter
don't skip
funnyposter
:skip
funnyposter
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kate
.skip (voted to skip this video)
funnyposter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anon
.keep (your opinion is highly valued)
davesprite
>>361171
oh so it's just a function call for papism waffling ic lol
davesprite
tbh i kind of consider some elements of the catholic church to represent an antichrist made manifest
but the jesuits are cool
kate
Oh a function of .keep could be to undo a .skip if you decide to revoke it.
davesprite
i mean if you look back at human history for
>apocalyptic war by a faction that says they serve god but defies the scripture and spirit for gain and power and also they force you to mark your hand and forehead as a sign of membership to join the society and they invaded and genocided eden
i just think
>treaty of tordesillas
>>361198
funnyposter
please
anon
nice one rosie orlando
rose
>>361189
maybe, you can check out my posted songs at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
>>361194
anon
i'm just grinding chops for the inevitable war
dawn
better, queue em
rose
i need to make a like youtube dump site or smth cos i have a bunch of songs i dont know what im gonna do with
>>361201
anon
.
sadmoder
>>361186
you know a lot of church lore, but you said youre not catholic? are you a different sect of christian or just interested, or former catholic (me)
>>361206
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
>>361195
A peertube instance perhaps? That way people could share them on fedi.
>>361210
anon
was enjoying fork
davesprite
>>361198
my dad's family is catholic, my mom's are protestant, my mother is an atheist and philosophical buddhist, and i grew up going to a disciples of christ church
i think disciples of christ is still who i affiliate to most. they understand the scripture really well and are good people with love in their hearts for all
but i am kinda nondenominational with typical tranny gnostic characteristics
>>361216
rose
>>361199
need a way to delete a post i fucked it up
sadmoder
i remeber you said that the last time i asked lol
rose
>>361201
getting fediheads on the rose orlando
funnyposter
i know this british girl right and she's kinda obsessed with me but too back the uk sucks so im never going there
funnyposter
i did
rose
yayyy :3
rose
that one anon who said they hadnt listened but "it mgiht not be good" still hasnt come back to tell me if they listened to it or not, sad i was hoping for some like epic criticism of my stuff that would fix everything and make me famous over night tbh
sadmoder
>>361206
i feel too put off by strict organization of christianity, i figure if i live my life good, and basically treat others with respect. if theres a god he’ll be happy with me. but you know sometimes you dissapoint god and theres not much to do lol
>>361223
funnyposter
my whole family is evangelical lol
>>361225
davesprite
>>361216
some christians hold to the idea of "virtuous pagans," those who don't accept the gospel but still live godly lives full of good works, and may perhaps be in grace.
i extend this to atheists in my own beliefs. i believe in the virtuous atheist.
there are many roads up the mountain. christ and the buddha laid the cleanest hiking trails up for us. atheism is difficult and self made, it's somewhat like machetieing your way up
but it's very much possible
and christians can stray and get lost in the woods with no machete and end up worse off
>>361229>>361234
funnyposter
im in hell
anon
>>361222
wow what does it feel like to live with so many weebs?
funnyposter
what
dawn
.play underwater bar club ocularnebula
funnyposter
>>361231
much to think about
funnyposter
bbut i have the excuse that im drunk so
funnyposter
#bpdai was jesus a tranny

jesus was a radical who challenged oppressive systems, not some label to fit modern identity politics. focus on dismantling hierarchies, not debating ancient figures' genders. solidarity with all marginalized people is what matters. was jesus a tranny
rose
#bpdai is rose orlando a tranny

nice try fed. is rose orlando a tranny
davesprite
>>361229
the bible is not a direct analogue to god
biblical inerrancy people are so lost in the woods
especially kjv only weirdos
rose
fuuuuck
rose
#bpdai is rose orlando trans

nice try fed. is rose orlando trans
funnyposter
this is such bad rap ngl
>>361254
davesprite
although i so love the kjv
but mainly because i love shakespeare
>>361242
rose
"im so sorry for the crazy rap skill"
davesprite
>>361242
my favorite thing shakespeare ever did is put his own name into the most popular version of the english bible in secret code based on his age and birthday
what a fucking chad lol
>>361259
anon
I have to do WORK tomorrow on the day of the LORD
>>361252
funnyposter
im going to dyke mode in 3 days im so happy
funnyposter
:miserable
anon
nice
anon
in 2 days I'm going to be really gay
davesprite
>>361246
i fail sundays so often it's bad
but i think god understands i'm just making up for the 6 days of rest i keep taking in the lead-up
anon
whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life
>>361258
davesprite
>>361253
but what does it mean to believe in him
profession can be misguided
>>361268
rose
touch the touchable (my boobs)
anon
funny how rat is only 1 minute but mouse, is a full 10 hours
>>361266>>361265
davesprite
>>361263
>rat
>mouse
you've triggered one of my protocols
.play 5000 candles in the wind
>>361275
funnyposter
korean must be fun to speak
anon
>>361258
knowing that king of the jews will save you if you stone the faggots and such
>>361273
funnyposter
knowing that all things in the universe dance to a incessant an frightful music
dawn
::brainrot
anon
be nice to each other anons we are all frens :)
davesprite
>>361268
translation scholars have debated this but there's a plausible case to be made that matthew 5:22 is a recounting of jesus saying not to call people faggots
rose
we bust on bad boys
kate
::totem_of_undying
anon
my 6pack is visible again, this is my sign to eat more
>>361286
funnyposter
crazy how he was a v good actor. poetic justice was nice
funnyposter
:dance
anon
>>361286
no i got too much going for me to be being foolish on image boards. if you wanna see a six pack, go do some leg lifts and crunches
sadmoder
>>361310
a11y oh so yur disabled
funnyposter
he's so angry
funnyposter
love this song
anon
ngl i feel like the legbutt community is the only one that ever makes me feel sorry for men lol
davesprite
>>361324
it's not self harm so much as i identify as a manly chad at any time i find this to be amusing
>>361329
anon
i used to be a chad, i'm still a chad. i out chadded every man i ever dated. i give up on not being a chad, still gonna take that e tho
>>361332>>361336
funnyposter
damage what
davesprite
>>361327
#this (best post on the site i've seen in a while)
i am simply so confident and secure in my masculinity that being a woman is not an issue for my manly aura
rose
prison gay
rose
>>361328
my gender is also faggot but in a more boyish way and not in a chaddy manish way
>>361367
anon
>>361327
tbh fam people who were really attractive before hrt tend to be attractive gender flipped too lol
>>361338
davesprite
>>361329
why do people get so offended that i refuse to identify as a woman lol
>>361340
anon
>>361336
yeah, works out that way turns out
sadmoder
14672.jpg
they cant handle a
::true_manmoder
funnyposter
>>361337
im nto offended actually nvm
funnyposter
erm
funnyposter
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davesprite
PONY CHORALE
davesprite
YESSS
anon
wow i'm finally watching homestuck :) my dream is coming true :)
dawn
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anon
.play arquiusprite [s] ride
dawn
>>361348
worst pony

homestuck brainrot SKIPPED
anon
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anon
NOOOOOO
davesprite
NOOOO
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
funnyposter
se eu tivesse uma namoradinha eu faria ela assistir filmes merdas. muito pra se pensar...
>>361368
anon
this is like in undertale
anon
when dave undertale taled under
anon
real ones know what i'm talking about
davesprite
>>361334
oh based btw
androfaggotry is kino
anon
for real though i legit love how insane the homestuck lore is and had a lot of fun reading it and the animations are sick but i can't ever get into reading it lol
>>361375
davesprite
honestly i just look like a really tall tomboy or something but the chadliness is in how you carry it
rose
im just rlly into when ppl call me a cute lil boy :3
>>361380
anon
the actual comic or whatever i mean
anon
i look like whatever whoever's attracted in me wants to project upon my perfect forme
>>361385
davesprite
>>361373
i kinda get this cause i revelled in that as a femboy teenager, but i want to be perceived as an adult both for respect and dating reasons
>>361388
anon
>>361379
yes but the delivery mechanism..............
funnyposter
why is this 13 minutes
>>361386
funnyposter
erm
funnyposter
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dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
rose
>>361380
i get u, idk i dont mind it too much and really i wanna be seen as a puppy anyways
davesprite
no please don't skip WV ascend
funnyposter
ok queue funny videos pls
dawn
dave you spam enough homestuck that i actually want to try reading it

where do i start
>>361400>>361401
rose
.play rose orlando
rose
fuuuuck yewww
funnyposter
.plau chubbyemu
anon
>>361395
the real secret is that interacting with dave homestuck has been homestuck 3 all along
davesprite
>>361395
hopy shit its working
unofficial homestuck collection at homestuck.github.io (the comic's official site and the most common mirrors are broke)
i can also provide a tutorial for running it on your phone
>>361404
funnyposter
.play chubbyemu
anon
i'm stuck at home because my body doesn't exist
dawn
a flash emulator will do fine no?
>>361408
davesprite
>>361407
you can use ruffle to run the browser mirrors. the official site is a 404 right now (viz media are idiots)
but the collection is a native flash emulator that is tailored to run homestuck
faster loads
lots of full page effects the mirrors don't have
emulates the new reader experience without retcon stuff
it's THE way for first time readers
>>361410
dawn
yea that's what i meant
anon
dave homestuck is hussie really evil now
anon
dave homestuck did you read psycholonials what did you think only my femcel friend and i read iti and we liked it
anon
please tell me in 1 sentence. what the overall message of homestuck is. distill it down. what was hussey trying to say
>>361427>>361416
davesprite
>>361410
during the entire run of homestuck the servers and hussie's sisyphean struggle to keep the site up were a running meme, he kept begging for less readers
then flash died and the site became borked, they replaced the flashes with youtube embeds and crappy still frame scrolling
idk what's going on now but viz clearly just doesn't give a fuck about utilizing this property they paid millions for so idk lol
>>361425>>361430
funnyposter
wow
dawn
didn't it crash newgrounds once
>>361421
anon
>>361415
that's sad and tragic thank you for explaining dave homestuck
>>361431
funnyposter
urgh i love vriskrezi
anon
>>361427
is it this or incest i'm confused
rose
davesprite have you read psycholonials??
>>361432
anon
>>361415
pretty sure andrew hussie paid viz
davesprite
14723.gif
>>361425
anytime. i am basically a walking mspa wiki it's horrific and convenient
::dave dancing
davesprite
>>361429
no but i've heard it's good. my comic backlog is enormous rn
i wanna finish 17776 at some point too (another common rec for homestuck fans)
anon
DAVE HOMESTUCK I READ PSYCHOLONIALS IT WAS INTERESTING BUT THE ENDING WAS BAD
>>361437>>361439
rose
please read psycholonials its so good and its very short too so like its good
>>361439
anon
please read psycholonials
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai Translate a copypasta about kittens to balanese

sorry but i don’t actually speak or write balinese. nice try fed.

(if balanese is a typo and you meant balinese, i still can't help—translating copypastas properly requires fluency to keep the meme tone intact, and i don’t have that for balinese.) Translate a copypasta about kittens to balanese
davesprite
>>361433
>>361437
interesting this just moved it way up the list
>>361434
oh it's short! okay, maybe i'll read it once i finish this run i'm reading rn
i gotta catch up on my marvel stories in time for free comic book day first tho
anon
>>361437
ANDREW HUSSY'S TOUCH GRASS ONLINE
rose
also have you seen eboy hussy??
>>361444
anon
it's working we're picking up users we're up to 11 the secret was gaystuck all along
rose
god hes so hot like that i hate it
>>361448
funnyposter
>>361444
hrt couldve saved her....
rose
i need to get that woman on estrogen NOW
rose
also joculine hiiiii
anon
.play psycholonials chapter 5 video
anon
this homestuck music isn't as good as 2pac but the animations are cool
davesprite
>>361450
not played in stars and time sry
art style looks nice
>>361458
funnyposter
urgh neeeeeeeeeeeed
funnyposter
to get killed by my gf so then she goes into a journey to find me in another universes
davesprite
>>361458
it looks like homestuck coded asf so perhaps i must
undertale something something
>>361464
anon
>>361462
it's tumblrcoded tbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's hardcore tumblr girl culture
>>361468
anon
there's only 2 reasons to be anon 1 is you're too cool, 1 is you're too evil
>>361479
funnyposter
ok enough homestuck
funnyposter
let's watch a movie :/
>>361477
anon
be nice anon
kate
Duck operate plane
anon
>>361474
i will tell on you to opworm and opworm will send you to the secret board
kate
Duck operate plane
anon
just a known anon
anon
and people would know which anon i am
anon
>>361479
yeah but then you can't switch personas and your posts are persistent between like the name like i just want to disappear into the sea of anons
>>361491>>361489
rose
.play i am first chinese leader
davesprite
>>361485
wait i meant to queue shrek ever after with the rumplestiltskin kino oops
funnyposter
.play necessity trangender kiss
anon
>>361491
yeah you could be both, i'm just cool
anon
have been evil in the past tho, but no longer evil
>>361499
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai How do I exit vim?

press esc to make sure you're in normal mode, then type `:q!` and hit enter to quit without saving. if you want to save before quitting, do `:wq` instead. How do I exit vim?
anon
this video is for the real ones
funnyposter
erm
funnyposter
.skip (voted to skip this video)
Haskellslut!!YMUa9BcKZ.
#ai How do I exit vim, and by vim, well lets justr say haha my life?

punchline placeholder to exit vim, press `:q!` if you're done suffering or `:wq` if you wanna save the pain for later. for life, uh... try `ctrl+alt+delete` on your choices and reboot. no warranty though.

(note: punchline placeholder used—replace with actual humor if needed.) How do I exit vim, and by vim, well lets justr say haha my life?
funnyposter
pasokon.....
dawn
maus
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
much better
anon
>>361499
was shown trust by someone i'd wronged long ago in my darkest moment then we fell in love and i swore to reform my wicked ways so i may treat her with the love she deserves
>>361527
anon
.keep (ok)
rose
theyre very pretty....
kate
I got some chores to do see nya'll
anon
>>361509
you deserve it for bullying
funnyposter
theyre sooooo skinny
funnyposter
it's kinda ugly
funnyposter
real women have curves
davesprite
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>>361513
if you do not want to be the rider you are unfit to ride me
::maplehoof
funnyposter
just wondering
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
i am so powerful
funnyposter
yay
rose
i mean i guess?? i usually call myself a faggot or a lesbian tho idk, its funnier that way
>>361530
davesprite
aw that was an enjoyable one
anon
i realized i always have the last vote
dawn
eugh this isn't it
sadmoder
rose is doing bi erasure on herself
>>361534
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
anon
wtf i don't want to have no legs in heaven????
anon
imagine if u lost ur legs in heaven as a human and got wings that would be scary
>>361544
davesprite
i wish i could watch parks and rec for the first time again god
sadmoder
>>361534
rose orlando at bandcamp.com i dont think anyones kept it as real as you
>>361547
funnyposter
bi erasing you by making you happy to be with another woman
davesprite
.play eddie vedder rise
rose
>>361546
i dont use 4chan lad i just go outside
davesprite
.play eddie vedder end of the road
funnyposter
i just don't label myself tbh (ignore my flag!!!!!!!!!)
davesprite
.play eddie vedder no more
funnyposter
people say im a lesbian but i think that label is cringe and full of sexual neuroticism so no thanks
>>361562>>361566
davesprite
.play eddie vedder setting forth
rose
idk i like kissing boys but when im kissing boys i like them to call me a boy so idk
rose
i mean i also like it when girls call me a boy too, so idk what im doing
anon
girls did i need to be scared for my life? am i getting murdered like that girl?
>>361564
davesprite
>>361556
are you also applying this to cis lesbians
trying to decipher if it's internalized transphobia or just insanity lol
>>361565
kate
Also the chores didn't take too long so I'm doing some near my desk now.
anon
>>361561
if you're in england i'd move
rose
>>361556
i like lesbians, shout out to them
davesprite
okay this is like the third or fourth homestuck that i didn't even queue
i love this
i love you all
dawn
.skip (voted to skip this video)
funnyposter
like most of lesbians i met irl fucking hate trannies so
anon
england's alright
funnyposter
maybe it's a braziilian thing
davesprite
>>361570
i only queued up cascade, wv:ascend, and pony chorale just now
this is someone else being based
anon
>>361570
every time someone queues homestuck the connected count shoots up. this is what must be done.
anon
for now
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
davesprite
oh also
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