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davesprite
::homestuck sleep
davesprite
i keep forgetting what i have and haven't tagged lol
Dakota
hihi had my laser done now i'm sleepy and feel sunburned
>>380437
davesprite
hi dakota!
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hio
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oh god i also forgot its speculative fic intros were set in 2024 election season
davesprite
>>380433
based jealous
need to schedule in for laser i neeeed to get it over with
it came back awhile ago and i have been putting off second laser
Dakota
i go every 5 weeks
davesprite
ya i need to go for like a year of that
davesprite
maybe two
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n nicu, hope its going well
Dakota
i bought a lifetime pack with milan so after its paid off this summer i basically go with no worries
>>380443
davesprite
>>380442
holy what that's an option how much was it
Dakota
a bit
davesprite
i want to remove all my body hair
davesprite
pls give me a link or something
davesprite
i will save up for that
Dakota
i pay about 300 monthly on the loan
Dakota
just go to a clinic and ask them about plans, i think some are doing a 60% off deal atm because summer bikini season n stuff
davesprite
ig yeah i can just find a clinic with a lifetime option
or one with unlimited packs for areas and get them one by one
Dakota
i use milan
Dakota
its a lil bit of a drive from my house but i can use any salon in america if i go to it
davesprite
oh wait there's one like 30 minutes from me that's super close i could go there
davesprite
i think it's cheaper at the ones like 200 miles north of here tho lol
davesprite
like iirc last time i checked local clinics the price differential was so much, it was worth the drive and even a night in a hotel each time if i needed
although maybe i missed the milan clinic
Dakota
overall milan is "expensive" in short term but since i can go literally forever after its paid off it gets cheaper
>>380459
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also, heavily recommend Uprising: a guide from portland 2 on the subject -v-
davesprite
>>380456
yeah there's just a clinic at that 200 mile range where i can get unlimited packs that are just limited to an area of my body but as many treatments as i want
and i think for all of them it's only a few thousand total
Dakota
thats pretty far i guess living in a semi large city helps
Dakota
mines like 8 miles away
davesprite
yeah i live in a relatively urban area but still also kind of the middle of nowhere lol
davesprite
like there are a million people here but sometimes i still have to leave the state for things
sæкі
yea
Dakota
we gotta do what we gotta do
Dakota
having no beard shadow and really white skin is worth it for me
>>380477
davesprite
i have no beard thankfully
but i have an abysmal upper lip shadow
i could probably if i stopped E develop a mustache it is ick
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awe
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<3
Dakota
i never grew thick facial hair but there was always a faint shadow and it was causing extreme dysphoria
sæкі
hihi weba
how was dinner
Dakota
hi hi
rose
it was goooooddd i ate it n went mnnn yummersss
rose
too gottdang hot that i was sweatin like tha dawhg
davesprite
>>380466
>white skin
i have occasionally considered dying my whole body a permanent clown white and then getting tattoos over it
a bit extreme though
politically might be rough to be that weird too lol
rose
my bodys a permanent clown white lol
rose
i am like exceptionally pale tbh
davesprite
that's nice until the sun comes out lol
i am pretty pale in the winter but i tan a bit in the sun
and i am freckly
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same
Dakota
i'm not allowed in the sun for over a week now
rose
i went out in the sun every day so far this week
Dakota
but i usually wear a sunhat
rose
i just use sunscreen n that does me fine
davesprite
yeah sunscreen's good basically everyone should wear sunscreen and few people do
rose
i was with a girl one time and i got naked and she was like "oh woaw you are like ghostly pale"
davesprite
50% of why women age better is more active sunscreen use i think lol
davesprite
and lotions generally but esp that
rose
im pointing my finger and theres an alarm blaring n shit
rose
she wouldnt even like that cheeseburger she'd go "bweh i hate vegetables"
Dakota
vegetables arepretty gross
rose
do u think anyones ever do a rock cover of an ayesha erotica song before
rose
.play lex walton girl girl
Dakota
no idea
rose
get the idea, NEOW!!
Dakota
i'm watchin a vid about absurd horror
davesprite
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chat how many of you would join a cult led by davesprite
(asking for a friend)
::feathery_asshole
>>380508>>380505
Dakota
yes this video
davesprite
>>380505
what if i told you your cult's infrastructure could be integrated neatly into the wider cult of davesprite apparatus
>>380518
davesprite
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and also that it will definitely be called something less stupid than the cult of davesprite
::sbahj
davesprite
>>380508
you're an adult you can make your own decisions
and this one is a cult of fixing the planet it's like cool and kosher with the parents
like uhhh
joining scouts
rose
>>380504
its kinda fucked up that scare theatres like "hooooly shit guys this is the scariest video ever" and its just some lady with a major disability tap dancing like, cmon dude
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ikr
rose
like i get its a bit of a shock if you stumble on it initially but thats a real person who had friends and loved ones and stuff like
Dakota
i'm more interested in the ode to mark taylor
davesprite
.play nirvana in bloom
davesprite
.play nirvana been a son
rose
.play neck deep in bloom
rose
this video is basically like the buddy holly video when you thin kabout it
rose
kurt looks so weird pretending to be a guy, messed up
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ehe
davesprite
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>>380518
well you are more focused on art and self than politics, but that doesn't preclude involvement and in fact you're quite necessary
see, i know a little secret. i know what everyone wants. we all want to live in a world that is good and just and to be happy day to day. and my movement delivers that. so everyone's got the ability to fold into it
and we are extremely short on time as a civilization, so everyone has an important role to play too
i've often thought how much power influencers and celebrities absolutely waste
if every one of them on the goals they're aligned on in essential like, ongoing crisis matters, all used a little bit of their energy to not just protest but to speak out and say
>"go in the streets, stay in the streets, cycle in and out and support the active shift, keep the pressure up always, you and i and all of us are fighting for our lives, carry on but don't forget"
well we'd have millions out there, real damn fast
so, in that capacity, you having a following and fans personally allows you to make a difference for a better world and happier life (and better environment to make art in from all that), just by picking the right direction to point
and all you have to do, is follow my little pointer finger right here 👉
and nudge your followers to do the same
::vriska won
>>380531>>380529
rose
"let me contrast a fake looking performance of us in suits with a more authentic one with us in dresses"
what did kurt cobain mean by this??
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:'3
Dakota
i think kurt would have been neat to hangout with
sadmoder
was kurt cobain agp?
rose
itd be easier to like this band if they werent from wrexham lol
rose
lead singer looks like he could do a really good joker cosplay
rose
.play nirvana anuerysm
rose
>>380522
i need you to know that they do this exact thing in psycholonials
>>380545
Dakota
i'm gonna go listen to sistar
rose
but also i agree with u
rose
so i suppose i will be the abigail to your z
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heh
rose
imagine kurt on estrogen dawg....
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ikr
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also
sadmoder
we could have had hyperpop a decade earlier
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thom yorke
rose
ok nvm
rose
no more hyperpop
sadmoder
but then it would be ln the oits
davesprite
>>380531
fuck i NEED to read psycholonials don't i
it sounds like, made for me lol
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heh
davesprite
maybe more than homestuck in some ways
rose
genuinely i think it is
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probably
rose
also when you said about dying ur body clown white it made me think of psycholonials also
>>380552
rose
i think you psycholonial
davesprite
>>380550
do they have clowns
i may or may not have that as a hobby
rose
do they have clowns she asks
rose
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaa
rose
this is a small tiny little section of the cast page, that is mostly comprised of clowns
davesprite
>>380556
omg
#fish (only staff can use this command on this board)
rose
there are many clowns
davesprite
noooooo
davesprite
>>380558
i am somewhere between chattanooga marmalade and spaghetti feet with no context in my head but this image
davesprite
>d-clussie
kek
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yes
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i forget who it was but there was also a great vid essay on it a few months ago
>>380577
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smaller channel
davesprite
>>380565
paddywhack zanzibar i am paddywhack zanzibar omg
rose
i fuckin looove mizzlebip
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yis
davesprite
i need to read this lol
rose
you need to read it so bad
davesprite
i would be best friends with chancellor poppycock, chamomile giddyup, spruce galoot, plum ruckus, and all of them i think actually
rose
>>380568
i kinda lost interest in that video if ur on about the same one when he was like talking about experiencing it thru the lets read on youtube mostly cos i think its rlly bad lol
i dont think you can enjoy a work properly when the person reading it is constantly shitting on the work at the same time
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hm
i think he mentioned it but dunno if its the same one, but understandable if so; havent seen it in a long while
davesprite
wait it's a game oh
davesprite
it's on android!!
davesprite
ahahah based
davesprite
>>380580
wait is something playing mine isn't showing
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its the one where he talks abt hussys ig posts before it
rose
god hussy is so hot in the clown boy fit
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lel
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also this is finally premiering
[YouTube]
davesprite
can one of you give me a safe link to a download of the app so i can be lazy lol
rose
.play bugs bunny rocking horse
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hm
rose
is it not on the app store??
davesprite
i guess after it was made free they stopped updating cause it didn't come up on play store
but i bet it'll still run, my phone is old
sæкі
ill see if i have an apk
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apkpure might b ok for it
davesprite
ty ty
WithTeeth
that's not disturbing in the least...
davesprite
>written and illustrated by andrew hussie
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME WHAT
davesprite
WHATTTT
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heh
davesprite
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the prophet spoke again and i fuckin missed it
::dead vriska
rose
you didnt know???
rose
you didnt know it was a hussmiester project??
davesprite
i genuinely did not
ig that's where that clown girl hussie comes from? lol
rose
GODDDDD I WOULD DO CRAZY THINGS
>>380624
davesprite
to be fair when it came out i was in the thick of being a wagie and a full time garage constitutional scholar lol
rose
.play ksi in the thick of it
rose
u were in the thick of it, everyone knows
>>380623
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pat
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that makes me think of prison lawyers
anon
why does life have to be so full of OBLIGATIONS
anon
im born to be a couch potato and watch videy and play videy and not much else
rose
im born to make music and bottom i fear
anon
im born to find exploits in strategy adjacent games
anon
and modded minecraft kitchen sink packs
anon
theres nothing else im good at #itssoover (358)
rose
anyone got any good love song recommendations? like no ironic or tongue in cheek ones, like proper love songs
>>380622
davesprite
>>380610
something something irons in the fire
davesprite
>>380607
pact if either of us ever meets hussie to share introduction
rose
its way likelier for you to meet hussie idk if hes allowed in the uk
>>380627
rose
.play girlfriend song lex walton
davesprite
>>380625
i mean based on what's in homestuck and what psycholonials sound like if my whole off color davecoded revolutionary project goes anywhere good odds yeah lol
that would be so based
i would have to not act weird though lmao
anon
t
rose
he wrote homestuck im sure hes used to ppl acting weird
>>380635
davesprite
>>380631
i'd have to be the right kind of weird
maintain my brand image and not be like an obsessive fan lol
>>380635>>380631
rose
god this song is so beautiful i need to love someone so much that i can write something like this
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aw
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i should find my songwriting at some point
rose
u just gotta sit down and make yourself do it ifear
anon
ok who cares, as i was saying. terry we cant flirt anymore. i have are real they/bf/gf. its over for us terry
>>380644
davesprite
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psycholonials runs just fine on my phone as suspected
wellllllp
see you guys in some number of hours eheheheh
::heehee hoohoo
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^w^
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hab fun
rose
>>380638
#edit make it sound like a clown wrote this
davesprite
::dave heart
rose
damn they hate you
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;u;
davesprite
geez
davesprite
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i forgot i didn't take any of the davesprites as dave lmao
okay laaaaaaaater
::davesprite heart
anon
why what have i done?
anon
why was i clowned
davesprite
holy shit
i can already tell this is the real homestuck 2 snuck in behind the allowance of homestuck 2
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ehehe
nonners
CPUs are insane how are they real
davesprite
hahahahahah
davesprite
so happy rn
davesprite
dang
davesprite
anyway bye
davesprite
lol
nonners
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what the fuck shit's so small
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yep
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i recommend looking into bunny's recent reverse engineering tool to be able to see inside of chips
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w/o opening them
nonners
who's bunny
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he's a uhh
one of the most important reverse eng peeps, first person to hack the og xbox n made iphones w/o any tracking or cam or etc
ill find it, theres a talk ill link
kate
Does he have a website?
kate
hell yeah
kate
Oh that's a cool logo
sæкі
here
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he's a cool n sweet guy
he almost got went after by microsoft but the dev team pushed for ms to listen to him
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awe
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eeper
Dakota
hi hi
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boop
aw
sæкі
havent taken doxylamine in some yrs
Dakota
its hard for me to sleep atm but it'll go away soon
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yea
i get 10 klonopin .5mgs a month n take like .2 for eep if i need need
cringenona
/p/ try not to be incredibly anti-intellectual challenge (impossible)
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many such cases
Dakota
wow its only 3:33 pm
cringenona
imagine being on the east coast...
Dakota
love being on the beastcoast
Dakota
ohh i know u from tttt hi hi i hi
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:3
cute
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hi
cringenona
am i gonna ragrat posting selfie? probably...
Dakota
nah u know mine lol
sæкі
i kinda regret but also dont posting the other night
Dakota
dakota is not a malicious lady
cringenona
dakota is very nice :)
cringenona
youve been nice to me alot back on tttt
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c
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c:*
cringenona
.play californication
Dakota
i was listening to that on the wy back from laser today lol
cringenona
it just came on on my ipod, thought id play it for yall
kate
lemme requeue sorry
cringenona
>>380696
no seiously tho im returning this keycard after work and i think the fee is literally gonna be in the hundreds
kate
.skip (video skipped)
cringenona
LOL ive never watched this music vid before
Dakota
the red hot chili peppers one? its pretty funny make me think of dreamcast
davesprite
rose do you have a twitter btw
rose
i did, i deactived it at the like start of this month, thinking of reactivating it tho cos i dont rlly wanna lose it lol
davesprite
disc?
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hab bsky if any other peeps do i havent followed ⋯
davesprite
everyone on bsky i just haven't made one
>>380734
Dakota
so sad my pio didn't get delivered today eventho its in my city
davesprite
ty :)
rose
yes
kate
>>380730
it's kinda slow compared to mastodon in my experience but it's still a nice supplement
>>380736
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if peeps do hab n wan add me or ever do, can copy n paste my username here
davesprite
>>380734
yeah it seems like a good twitterlike tho
i just avoid it because most people still use xitter and i don't wanna bubble up
cringenona
why cant i send twitter links!
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probably x blocking embeds or smth stupid
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mb try nitter link
davesprite
i wanna make a bsky to dupe tweets maybe on bot, but then like engage uniquely in the replies
sadmoder
>>380737
everyday is pain knowing hunter scahfer and ethical cain are the same age as me
cringenona
thats a very sadmoder thing to say
>>380748
sæкі
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;u;
cringenona
and im sorry but ethical cain xD
sadmoder
>>380744
it be like that sometimes
sadmoder
yeah the ethical cain flannel (or whatever that meme was on tiktok)
cringenona
.skip (voted to skip this video)
WithTeeth
.stay
WithTeeth
nooo
WithTeeth
i don't want to skip the 5h vid
WithTeeth
i specifically want it to stay
cringenona
im already so fucking bored
cringenona
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
ah alight I'll just link it in chat instead
kate
.skip (video skipped)
WithTeeth
Happy Walpurgis night everyone!
rose
reactived my twitter... le sigh
Dakota
hmm maybe i go to the beach in may
WithTeeth
bonfire night
kate
I just keep my twitter to open links to it, it's been so dead
WithTeeth
there's nothing good on twitter
kate
true, I just see people on tiktok moved to it and hope they move to something better later
WithTeeth
humans aren't meant to consume the amount of information we recieve on the daily
Dakota
i dont consume much lol
amy
hello yall
WithTeeth
I'm back on matrix
Dakota
hi
WithTeeth
hey amy!
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hi
WithTeeth
nope, completely sober here
kate
Been trying to get into web surfing lately, like, trying to find more websites from websites I already have bookmarked. Pretty fun to explore.
>>380781
Dakota
.play sistar summer time
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i run a few, could link some resources 2 maybe in a lil - 3-
Dakota
.play halcali tandem
cringenona
i miss my site
cringenona
i had a neocities site i coded by hand in '23 it was so cute
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awe
i coded some sites in full in school
do some of that now but mostly heavily edit layouts for different purposes n so on
cringenona
it was called akgrl.fun
cringenona
lemme see if i have any screenshots
funnyposter
.play xiuxiu
Dakota
ultra ninja kitteh
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would link my current site im writing for but is kind of heavy n personal for the moment
and awe
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nicu
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was mentioning i need to finish my personal site sometime
Dakota
>>380798
i had one of those digital cams with the floppy disk lol
>>380804
kate
I have a bunch of unfinished and missing pages on my neocities site
sæкі
make a bunch of nekoweb sites -w-
Dakota
yeah
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also nicu
cringenona
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i had a gallery of my photography on here
kate
I heard it was they used to build nests on rocks that would have crevices and the sticks were just support
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aw
im working on an archive of media i document n then my art/photography n stuffs
bwa
is cute n like them c:
cringenona
i have a few actual professional photography websites now too if anyone wants to see
Dakota
looks chilly
sæкі
ill post a couple pics i hab easily accessible maybeh
just downloaded 30 gigs compressed of my pics
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(yday or so)
Dakota
thinking about calling off with this guy tomorrow
sæкі
aw, take the care chu need - 3-
Dakota
i'll see how i feel after another sleep
Dakota
.play hyolyn say my name
cringenona
i cant post the url to my photography website cause the url is my full name lmaoo
cringenona
buckshot!
kate
bird made of birds
rose
woaah badass
sadmoder
i like the old one better
Dakota
very close
kate
bird jazz
anon
do you think pokemon universe has a special name for all the pokemon meats like we say pork instead of pig, beef instead of cow etc
cringenona
live snakes in the nest!
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