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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No more mous
>>385490
terry
need me a russian twink bf fr
>>385494
lain from the cartoon
>>385488
i just wanted one slice of pizza
you chose this
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
lol
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385492
hahahha
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
'its a nice board'
terry
chubby boys deserve love too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Chason is awesome, I wish prisons were real
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no its not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
shanson is for old grumpy people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Я тоже в душе дед пердед
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ohh is your mental age like 60+?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Я слушаю группу Ноль, я похож на тиктокера?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
never heard of that band
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
if you like russian music so much go listen to zveri
>>385511
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Рендал тоэе любит шансон, это канон я сказал
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Рендал тоэе любит шансон, это канон я сказалДа
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
you said Samoiylov was in your city a week ago?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
60 лет мужику а он до сих пор скачет как козлик
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
are you talking about yourself?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No, about Samoylov
>>385517
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
its his job to dance and sing
>>385520
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Бро, мне 21 год
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
musicians have to make shows and concerts to earn money
>>385526
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
russians just pirate all the music
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
that means ur not earning money from streaming services
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385522
Поддерживаю любимых исполнителей, грех жаловаться
>>385527
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385526
i mean my favorite artists live in the US or UK
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and they're mostly are LGBT so no concerts in russia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh this lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah I pirate everything too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Even when I had a Spotify account I found an exploit that lets you listen to music without ads while not buying a sub
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
When I found out about Spotify I just switched to it and forgot about pirated mp3's and flac's
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Пиратство это база
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
piracy is a crime
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not anymore
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
it was and it is
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
still a crime
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
С 2022 разрешили
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
hard to speak about laws in a country where they can or cannot be applied based on idk wind?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ну, строгость законов смягчается необязательством их выполнения
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and i hate when russians say that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It is what it is
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
breaking laws is the easiest way straight to the prison
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And in prison you begin to love chanson
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Win-win
kate
In the US you can technically pirate, just not allowed to seed it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah i also heard there are gays in prison
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i mean the whole russian prison culture is based around where a punishment is usually a rape or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
randown.png
За пропоганду только административку дают, там конечно штрафы конские но сажать пока никого не собираются
>>385551
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Я в шкафу всю жизнь прожил
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385549
just dont agitate people to be gays and... that's all
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pretty much
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
but i heard that you could get in prison if you get like two or three fines?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
or is that only applies to the army law?
>>385557
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Административка это административка. За что-то сажают но только на 14 суток
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
За пропаганду точно нет
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385554
За уклонение от военкомата - да
>>385562
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
you can get in prison for having a LGBT flag
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
like cuz lgbt are extremists here, so you're basically equal to nazis and terrorists
>>385561
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Да там даже ЕАО предявили за радугу
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385559
Ёбыри-террористы хыхы
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Я на выборы отродясь не ходил, я гос-во не поддерживаю
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385562
Ну за фейки да, там всё жоска
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
looks like libpol's got occupied by russians
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There's like 2 of us here
>>385568
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
damn russians
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385566
and nobody else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dead thread lol
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
looks like everybody else just ran away
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Эта борда оффициально переходит под юрисдикцию россиян
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
not funny tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just joking
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
not even funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Russia never had slaves that's why we have good relationship with Africa
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and every other nation of the world hates us?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
except for belarussians
>>385579
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Their problems lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385577
Serbians are our sworn brothers
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i wouldn't really rely on serbians that much
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slav-slav friendship
anon
The little green men have taken libpol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aw shit alien
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
it's not their problems if the whole world hates us, it's OUR problems
>>385586
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385584
THey're jealous
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i hope youre just teasing again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Well look, I can't hate my country
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I think Hitler also was thinking that other's were jealous
>>385590
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385589
Not the "literally Hitler" argument bruh
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I'm just looking at things with a clear eye
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I'm not chained with anything, I can hate my country if I want
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neither am I
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The people ar enot responsible for the goverment's doings
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yet they go to war and kill because what? because money
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What money? The millions they get promised don't get payed either way
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they're paid
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
they are killing people for money, that's what i hate more than everything else
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Are you trying to get into an argument with me over politics or what>
>>385606
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not discussing this here
anon
I don't believe a significant portion of the current situation in Ukraine can be chalked up to money
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Look, I also wish that all the wars were the simple "us vs them" but it's just not. Real life are not comic books
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
I'm not saying the other side of this conflict has clean hands or something
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We're both at fault for alienating each other
night
hiiii!
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385599
nah sorry i guess its just those stupid jokes that make me angry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I'll just give you a pizza slice and we can end this, okay?
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
yeah it's okay, it's just me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Politics are too complex I'm too autistic
>>385613>>385615
kate
When I put my pc to sleep and come back the video player glitches out, sometimes turning it off and on again works but that's alt+v and sometimes I ctrl+v and that pastes the last video I added
>>385616
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385609
its just me i dont really put myself next to russians idk why that happened... you can say america has brainwashed me and you'll be right so well
>>385614>>385622
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385613
Nah it's not America. As much as I disdain them it's not America but american left wing
>>385617
omegle
>>385612
yeah i normally hard refresh the page after comin back from pc sleep cause this site is v js heavy and lotsa shit just breaks
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385614
and i just keep myself out of any russian-related things as much as i can
>>385619
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's nice when you don't entoxicate yourself with politics
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385619
me too, but besides that im just lol well how to say im living outside of context
>>385626
omegle
>>385613
only kinda sorta maybe not american... a little american...
>>385623
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385622
yeah maybe!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
IRELAAAAAAn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
IRELAAAAAND
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i think i even lost my friends because i always listen to american music, i always speak about american things all that stuff... so i think that was one of the reasons i've kinda lost my friends
>>385635
SadChan🍉🍉
why are all the countries on their evil 3.0 arc?
>>385629>>385631
SadChan🍉🍉
russia invades ukrain, china gonna invade taiwan and start a pacific war, england brexits and runs its economy into the ground, the US tarrif war for no reason destroying it and everyone else with it.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385628
Old world is dead, new world struggles to be born, now is the time of monsters
omegle
the great pendulum swings
anon
nah, I'm going all in on nothing ever happens
>>385634
omegle
>>385633
i bet when something happens you'll be upset anon........... we must plan for some things....
>>385637
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385627
I mostly lost friends due to my personality being a tad unlikeable
>>385636
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385635
oh that's also it, being a bocchi was really hitting on them
anon
>>385634
large part of why shit is going down is because "something always happens" crowd decided to fuck everything up. It can all be chalked up to people willing something happening into happening
>>385641
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
randalshock.png
Even in the darkest times, it well get better eventually. I will never stop believing
>>385639
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
thank god i know a little of english cuz it made my life easier
>>385642
omegle
>>385637
the "something is happening" crowd are making things happen just to prove their point!!!!!!!!
nothingeverhappensbros...... not like this....
>>385643
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385640
I was always interested in learning english, my major is language
anon
>>385641
nah, because the course of history has been made clear. Nothing ever happens
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've talked to so many foreigners that I assimilated with them
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
russians are just too proud of their superiority they think everybody in the world speaks russian so they dont bother themselves to learn a second language
>>385650
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We're not so different after all lol
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385646
really? i thought all europeans know a little of english
>>385651
anon
>new multipolar order
>look inside
>Euro domination with an isolationist america and regional powers in the East
EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>385658
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385648
Nah they don't bother either unless you're in UK
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385650
145m of native speakers and the population of russia is somewhere ~150m
>>385655>>385656
faith444
oh shit is linguist girl back yet
>>385654
faith444
>>385654
nah she had questions for me :'')
omegle
>>385649
can't beat the classics
the writers are so lazy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh sorry
>>385660
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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The 4 years spent learning german and I still can't say shit in it
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i've started learning english since the first grade but still I cant keep a damn conversation
>>385665>>385675
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385663
Oui oui baguettte
omegle
>>385663
it seems pretty common in african countries, northern ones anyway...
>>385672
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385666
Ohayou boku no nakama
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Ohio
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SWAG LIKE OHIO ONLY IN OHIO
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>385667
yea, there was a certain foreign policy objective centered around trying to make sure that francophonic groups were dominant in former french colonial africa
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
nani chan? haii! nani i forgot
>>385677
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aww yeah Burtyrka time
omegle
>>385662
esl speakers when they're functionally fluent but doubt themselves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We listening to peak now
>>385678
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385673
Boku no tama ha itai
kate
I was using Duolingo to learn japanese but then they started doing the AI stuff so now I don't know how to get back into it
>>385686>>385685
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385680
prison vibe
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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If loving Randal was illegal I would be jailed for life
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385682
the old 'you're not a man if you didn't serve in the army' changed to 'you're not a man if you weren't in prison' i guess
>>385689>>385690
omegle
>>385679
why is EVERYTHING doing ai now.... and like forcing u to do it........... i hate...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>Нейрокал
kate
>>385686
That's probably the route I'll go, there's probably a free one online somewhere.
omegle
>>385684
the metamorphosis of "no true ruskie"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385684
They always co-existed tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
First you go to army, then to prison
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and then you go work in police
>>385696
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THEN you're true man
rose
hellow awll
faith444
hai rose!!!
rose
hello faith :3
rose
did u know new rose orlando song came out today??
>>385702
anon
You aren't a man until you served in the French Foreign Legion then went on to join a mercenary group in the Congo
rose
.play rose orlando ran all over me
rose
did you know that there is a new rose orlando coming out tomorrow??
>>385705
faith444
>>385698
i did not! what good news.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
ranwah.png
Personally I like it here because no one calls me a faschist for existing
>>385715
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385696
i sympathize with while collar crimes but not the steal vodka in shop go to prison
>>385710
rose
sunuva
rose
but yes new rose orlando ep coming out tomorrow
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
no it's the prison people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Most people just buy it normally
rose
so many ppl calling themselves my biggest fan and yet no one is giving me a lot of money, sad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385703
most stupid thing to do is to call somebody names
>>385718
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
or accuse of something
rose
i need an heiress gf who likes my music
>>385720
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>385721
I have a twiiter but it's a burner because I need my daily Ranfren fanart fix
>>385728
rose
id be a class traitor if a rlly rich girl wanted me and was willing to pay for me
rose
wtf is happening in this music video lol
>>385727
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385725
Typical North East evening
anon
>>385718
just respond with esoteric racial diatribes and death threats, that's the xitter way
omegle
when in rome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Mick Jagger looks good for someone in his 80's
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385732
that was a long time ago, i've never posted btw
>>385735
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i want to forget russian(((
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385734
I will teach you profanity
night
come be american : )
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385735
people in russian communities are usually so unpleasant and awful idk
>>385745
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>385743
Whatchu need to know man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385747
Okay repeat after me: blyat
omegle
blyat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now say suka
night
suka
omegle
suka
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Now suka blyat
night
suka blyat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good, you already have the basics
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385762
When you have Randal
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
if you say that to russian they'll beat ur ass
>>385772>>385771
omegle
>>385765
quite a lot of information in just those two words, very information dense language :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Russian is quite beautiful
night
>>385767
im too drunk for this : (
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385772
i guess that's just bazed of russians to do)))
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
i mean, teaching foreigners with slurs
omegle
the most fun thing you can do is teach foreigners how to swear in ur native tongue
>>385781
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Nah, not slurs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Racism is cringe
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
Randal Randalovich?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385780
In which context?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah, my dad's name is Maxim
kate
randal chicken jockey
night
maxim is a cool name!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Thanks :)
night
my name is just dave
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385789
That's a feminine, I would be Randalfag Maximovich
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bruh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ofc they do
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Patronym is a part of anyone's full name
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah you're good
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
if you want to address somebody with respect you've got to say the patronymic also
>>385813
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385799
i'd rather have a second name than a patronymic
anon
:3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Igor Pogorelov is so good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385810
Is Sonya a trap
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385815
No like is she a boy? Cause Ivanovich is masculine
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385813
yeah something like that
anon
can i get a fuck you fim in chat
>>385823
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385818
There
night
ah that makes sense
omegle
>>385820
what if fim is here and listening.... we shouldn't speak ill....
>>385825
anon
>>385823
even more reason to tell him to frick off
anon
king fim will never be real royalty
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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I miss Jeff Beck bros.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385828
Typical russian student
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like half of the student body in my faculty are just like Raskolnikov
>>385834
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385833
have they killed babushka like raskolnikov did?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not yet as far as I know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait hold on I'm gonna do a funny
SadChan🍉🍉
ive only experienced randal from the randalfag but he seems cool but very evil so i like 2 appreciate him from a distance
>>385840
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
ok i gonna put my music too, i mean i dont listen to this often
.play [YouTube]
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385841
He's mine
night
w
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385843
I'm taken
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like Bulgakov's books but my mom hates him lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Uhhhhh the guy who wrote Master and Margerita
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think my laptop is freaking out again
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
dont they read some russian books in schools in america/europe?
>>385855
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385854
I'd make them read the entirety of War and Peace no cut backs
>>385856
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385855
no way..
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Muahahaahah
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not reading that bullshit never ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Evil Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385863
Cause you can't read lol
faye
the most likely russian book to be read in american schools is lolita
>>385868>>385870
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385866
Ni you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385865
I read it. Before you say anything, I didn't like it
faye
i mean its a book
anon
no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah Kirkorov did
>>385878
rose
its true >>385874
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
lol this one is funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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If you never watched Голубой Огонёк this is the kind of music they play there lol
>>385883
rose
>>385881
why thank u :3
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
is kirkorov gay btw?
>>385887
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Gay agenda is working
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
there were rumours
>>385890
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385888
He's about as gay as your typical old Hollywood actor
>>385895
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
i.e. in closet
rose
whats with the sideburns??
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
>>385894
they're divorced
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>385889
He's bi
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
and that was filmed in 90s i guess?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah man, Idk
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't watch Perviy
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
kirkorov is like almost 60 y.o.
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
oh i like that american russian accent
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And he's a 7 feet tall gigachad
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
swagmusic
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
lol im sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There we go
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
im not gonna listen to this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why not
notamerican!!dcmzmFf2DM
because
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We can listen to Treasure Island songs instead
nitori kawashiro
hi guys
Dakota
got my depo shot and my pioglitazone arrived
Dakota
lets see if i pass out or die lol
rose
i hope not
Dakota
i'm pretty tough
Dakota
my arm is very sore from the shot tho and i'm sleepyish
faye
wow this is a total throwback to when i was an exchange student
faye
.play HERTZ black dresses
rose
.play car seat headrest
anon
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why does my gf send me this.... what does it mean.... especially top right..... should i be worried
>>385925
lain from the cartoon
>>385926
you're going to save a lot on shoes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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