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anon
can't believe there's a pfp dispensing machine built right in
anon
going back on imageboards brought back my habit of downloading random images
straw girl
hi femboyanon
anon
hello gay
straw girl
did u guys know that if u skin ur leg on a road, like if u were riding a bike and fell and slid a bit, there will be little seeds in the skinned part of your leg that look kinda like watermelon seeds? they can be used to create new humans if u plant them
>>387149
anon
LA INTERNATIONALE
anon
SERA LE GENRE HUMANE
anon
>>387145
i wouldnt be able to pick up the seeds because that sounds like a gnarly injury
straw girl
the seeds stay in ur leg
anon
im washing them out bwuh
straw girl
yeah but u cant wash them out on the spot of the injury
>>387156
anon
noooooo
straw girl
>>387156
*flies away in the wind like a tiny little leaf*
anon
:)
anon
Nothing like propaganda of muscled up angry looking men to attract a ton of femboys
>>387162
anon
hot
straw girl
>>387164
when communism arrives im gonna be a municipal hooker and have sex with this guy every day
>>387167
straw girl
hi loris
!nIOh.loris
hi hi hi haiiii
:haiii
terry
hiiiiiiiiii
!nIOh.loris
oh
terry
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
terry
>>387179
i will literally slit my wrists if i don't look like this one day
>>387186
straw girl
*wags u*
!nIOh.loris
new jojo
guess its time to make a marathon
terry
i need to read the manga lol
terry
it's gonna be so hard to keep myself from reading SBR before the anime drops
terry
i dont wanna be horny anymore i just want a bf/gf/tf ;_;
!nIOh.loris
they withhold all the boys
anon
bury ebil boy looks better than bury nice boy
>>387201
!nIOh.loris
wtf.
the drier my hair gets the fluffier it is
Dakota
i think i sleep all day tomorrow
>>387204
!nIOh.loris
>>387203
fuck yeah
neet life is the life
Dakota
i work but i asked for time off cuzi had a busy week
anon
100 people could 100% beat a gorilla
Dakota
i ordered that stupid tank top btw
terry
::roseorlandomoder
terry
tulip tampa when
Dakota
i'm so checked out i have no problems wearing the beat off 100 men tank in public
terry
just throw rocks at it and it will die
Dakota
oh so far the china order pio hasn't killed me
>>387225
Dakota
yeah my pills arrived today 15mg each i got 180
!nIOh.loris
nice
terry
what's piogli
terry
sounds like an italian dish
Dakota
we will see if they do the magic on me too if so i'm gonna be pretty good
terry
im hungry but it's 3 am and i cant order anything lmao
Dakota
oh no
!nIOh.loris
gosh i hate when politicians is braindead (like all of them)
>>387238
yeah true
but fucking hell
terry
politicians are sociopaths
!nIOh.loris
>>387238
i wonder when americans are gonna organize themselves and start putting pressure in their government and like, stop fucking up the world like they usually do. c'mon muricans i believe in u, pls don't start ww3.
>>387247>>387302
SadChan🍉🍉
i miss when politicians wore fits like that. the white shirt with tie and black slacks goes so hard
>>387248
Dakota
he looks like my grandpa
terry
i can't believe americans elected a man with 70 IQ
rose
tbf thats 20 points higher than the average americans
terry
lel
SadChan🍉🍉
>>387241
the problem is the media is owned by like 6 people and all them are oligarchs so money for oligarchs is what motivates literally all news and politicans
Dakota
wish i had money
Dakota
it all goes into the celica, bills and trans stuff
Dakota
speaking of the celica she gets her new parts on sunday :)
rose
she kinda cute icl
terry
yeah speed is a very cute girl
anon
wherre do I find cannibal gf
>>387258
terry
south carolina
rose
almost had a cannibal gf, deranged time for rosie
>>387259
terry
thats the fakest 911 call ever lol
anon
yeah but also that's the fakest omegle call ever too, so like it's funny to freak out some random teenager trying to be an edgelord
anon
I was in a distinct ass eating mood earlier this week
terry
>>387264
not too late to try something new
rose
>>387262
i like getting my ass ate tbh, goes hard
kate
player is bugged
terry
.skip (video skipped)
anon
I was like okay social democratic federated republic that's not so bad then he said carbombya
Dakota
k i'm gonna go get some cigarettes
anon
I want to smoke now
kate
aight see ya dakota
anon
fuck you
anon
hi and bye dakota
SadChan🍉🍉
[YouTube]

im watching journey 2 the microcosmos this channel is so relaxing its c razy how complex the microbiome around us is yet invisible
anon
why is carbombya attacking random people? They could just use their oil reserves to purchase a transformer PMC.
anon
>>387282
I got a black turtleneck and black slacks with a white built specifically to rock that fit, but unfortunately I am too tall
terry
is your ass fat tho
anon
yea
terry
ur gonna make it work then :)
terry
im not normal about this in the slightest, i want someone to do tis to me so bad
anon
This is just Dubai
terry
::boymoder fed
terry
ok i have to admit that some kinks deserve shaming
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
did he just say Casey kah-SIM
kate
Oh that's gotta be a tall buildint to take an hour to elevator up
anon
it... it goes up an down
terry
fvck my stvpid bottom life
terry
is it realistic to want a trans bf who's taller than you or am i coping
terry
im 5'10 btw
anon
>>387241
ermm actually india & pakistan are the most likely to start ww3 rn 🤓
>>387306
kate
Oh at that height that's pretty reasonable
terry
let's gooooooooo
terry
does E actually make you shorter past like 15 years old or is that just hon science? ive heard some girls say they lost a few cm's after like 2 years on the stuff
>>387309
rose
should it be legal to kill this guy if you walked into this elevator
anon
no, in fact it should be required that you remain in the elevator for the totality of his podcast
kate
>>387305
idk but I'd wanna keep my height, I like being 6 foot
terry
i like my height too desu but i wouldn't mind losing like an inch or two :3
anon
I wish I was 5'3
kate
I suppose it would alleviate my back problems to be a bit shorter
anon
>>387306
but yeah, between Russia goring itself on Ukraine, the US isolating itself, and India + Pakistan potentially gonna fight each other, it really seems like China may end up being the only superpower, not out of any genius gambit on their part, but rather just cause there going to be the only ones left.
kate
>>387313
those are both excellent outfits
anon
Is it just me or does the modern internet feel kind of... dead? Like 4ch is slowly dying, X/Twitter is too, Facebook tried to put in AI accounts to make up for their shrinking userbase but like... where'd everyone go? I don't see people, at least here in the states, hanging out outside lol. Bluesky really is just politics talk, is everyone really just there? I have a hard time believing that.
>>387323
terry
.play dead internet theory
terry
facebook is pretty much >90% bots at this point
kate
>>387319
I've seen mastodon (activitypub) and personal websites popping pretty well
>>387324
anon
>>387323
I'm on a mastodon instance and it's not terribly busy, although that may be my fault (for making my account on a friend's homeserver)
>>387325
kate
>>387324
I hopped like 5 different instances before settling on one, so yeah might be an instance thing or you gotta find some more people to follow
>>387328
terry
i miss when forums where the main place to talk to people on the internet. web 2.0 and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>387332>>387333
anon
>>387325
I think what I find the weirdest is that while these social media platforms are getting less and less popular, I'm not seeing people go back outside/hanging out other places even to the level it was pre covid.
>>387330>>387329
terry
>>387328
ur not alone, i personally chalk it up to people having to work more hours/having less money to spend on activities outside but yeah.. it's brutal tbh
kate
>>387328
well covid and a few other nasty diseases are still floating around
terry
the tall girl making faces is cute lol
kate
>>387327
The mastodon instance I use also has a php forum attached and it's pretty neat
>>387335
kate
it's been a while since I checked on that, I should
terry
>>387333
#check (checked)
my main place on the internet used to be the telltale games forums back when they were still active and it's some of the fondest memories i have on the internet. small-ish discord servers kinda feel that niche but it's just not the same
terry
how do i know if i am pan rather than bi and what even is the difference between them if any?
>>387345
kate
I barely understand the difference so I call myself bi because I think it's catchier
terry
same tbh, i like both flags tho
kate
The pan flag looks tasty, gummy candy of some kind
>>387341
terry
>>387339
it reminds me of like a tub of ice cream
anon
>>387336
functionallly the same, but from a technical perspective you are probably pansexual
>>387346
terry
>>387345
probably, im attracted to most ppl regardless of gender tbh but i also like specific aspects of people's bodies and am not really attracted to "personality" or wtv
kate
.play lava chicken song
kate
The maundanification of Big Chungus
terry
imagine opening your door and finding jkr standing there...
>>387354>>387357
terry
>>387354
you can just call the cops instead
kate
Ooh we'll probably have a way to cure piglins in future updates, they even added the riding ghasts.
anon
>>387353
what if she was really sorry and visiting everyone she wronged
>>387361
terry
aren't zombie piglins the ones who need curing? normal piglins aren't dead
>>387359
kate
Like I was surprised the golden apple and weakness combo didn't work when I tried it.
>>387361
terry
>>387357
she'd have to pay me $1000 first for me to forgive here

>>387360
there are probably mods for this out there, but idk if they are still hostile after being healed
>>387362
kate
>>387361
I did find a datapack for it
straw girl
one time when i was rlly young i was playing minecraft with this kid from my neighborhood and i stole all his shit and he came over and beat my ass
davesprite
i've been given the task of selling a bunch of riding lawnmowers lmao
>>387369
straw girl
where can we buy them dave
>>387368
davesprite
to clear out garage space
davesprite
>>387366
uh i shouldn't dox
they're all mostly in good shape but broken somehow so they'll be cheap asf
i and my dad both want them gone
then i am gonna use that space to rearrange his garage and build a plywood extra room inside of it
>>387370
kate
>>387365
Me and my mom had to sell some brass locks to buy cheese and stuff, and it took a lot of brass for just 44 bucks.
>>387382
davesprite
yeee
davesprite
big plans
davesprite
.play mcr high hopes
trash me all day i love this song
kate
Imagine the strain of standing for that long while going up and down in an elevator, that's some aethleticism.
davesprite
>mcr
am i drunk lmfao
anon
I wish I had a monster truck!!!!
davesprite
>>387376
having a car is a huge boon highly recommend seeking to acquire one if you can
>>387383
straw girl
B)
kate
>>387382
there's a place specifically for melting it down a while aways from our house, we got a bit lost while looking for it.
>>387388
davesprite
>>387383
a beneficial thing received. can be a gift, typical meaning, but also natural boons or boons of fortune or such
in my vocab because of homestuck, but it's an old timey word
>>387386
davesprite
i also use a lot of weird obscure words i think because my dad made me study the dictionary as a kid lmao
>>387392
davesprite
that's also why i rap good tho so i am grateful
>>387390
kate
>>387388
yeah I imagine we got a better deal than we would've gotten from other routes, but it still seemed like that brass could've cost more.
>>387396
anon
#write does the word boondocks come from the word boon?

nah, boondocks actually comes from the tagalog word "bundok," meaning mountain or remote area. americans picked it up during the philippine-american war and it morphed into meaning rural or isolated spots. "boon" is a different word entirely—means a benefit or favor. no real connection. does the word boondocks come from the word boon?
anon
interesting I wonder if that was from the Philippino American war or smth
rose
terrible news guys
rose
my gameboy ran out battery
straw girl
D:
rose
after i cleared the sevi islands and battled all the trainers in the 8th gym and i forgot to save, fuuuck
>>387405>>387403
kate
>>387396
worth more than steel I guess, like they mentioned some of them were just steel and appearently steel isn't worth as much but most of it was brass.
straw girl
omg rose r u ok
terry
can you paypal me 50 dollars before you die pls
terry
>>387408
no but these days ive been straight up cumming before orgasming if that makes sense
anon
>>387408
I’m glad you cum at least
rose
>>387412
u cum but like nothing comes out
anon
what matters is what’s inside
straw girl
oh cool
anon
but shouldn’t the seminal vesicles still be producing the juice, even lacking semen?
anon
#write why do some trans girls no have anything come out of pp when they cum? even if the testes aren’t making sperm, shouldn’t the other components be making the stuff that comes out?

hrt can significantly reduce or stop ejaculate production over time. estrogen dominance shrinks the prostate and reduces seminal fluid. also, testes stop producing most of the liquid that mixes with prostate fluid to make cum. some trans girls have very little or clear fluid if anything at all, others might have nothing. bodies react differently to hormones, so it varies. some still retain some function if they're on lower doses or haven't been on hrt for as long. it's basically a normal effect of hormonal changes. why do some trans girls no have anything come out of pp when they cum? even if the testes aren’t making sperm, shouldn’t the other components be making the stuff that comes out?
>>387425>>387429
davesprite
>>387390
i been walkin down the street it's a muggy day
ain't nobody out but my heartbeat, and i gotta say
nothing ever happens
at least that's what they say
nothing ever really happens
we in endless delay
fukuyama's way
maybe he was right
maybe it's alright
it don't feel so bright
maybe it's not that nothing ever happens
maybe what'll happen needs to incubate
but aren't you sick of the wait?
baby this is our race, our human grace it's time to wake
what happens?
that's what you make
>>387435>>387457>>387422
kate
reminds me of a comic where asriel undertale got gangbanged to proove he wasn't gay, probably a dry firing thing
anon
my guess is they stop functioning too because of estrogen
davesprite
alright i'll right
i'll do it right
how bout something a little more fitting for the vibe to night
let's talk about sex, butts
cumming with fat, nuts
till they're dried out in, all those guts
nasty nasty oh yeah, fire up
let's talk about humping
bumping till your heart gets thumping
and you're rolling in an alleyway strumping on
a pile of garbage with a hard on
sticking in a needle
and now you're stuck in the emergency room
sweep sweep goes the janitor's broom
20 time zones away it's noon
you got a bunch of painkillers in you
cause your balls was blue
so you was humping
was it worth it
she says yeah you say yeah you don't know
then you do it all again
yeah
rose
also it was a weird feeling like "oh my dick kinda big actually, huh i never noticed"
terry
oh hi faye
rose
anyways i gotta sleep, wake me up in like 6 hours to publish the new ep
anon
>>387431
dont discriminate against the glegles lol
anon
#ksay we love brown gleggle
terry
night night rose, sweet dreams <3
>>387445
anon
^^
anon
I saw people talk about unika and Bridget on here. Is there fanart of them yet or just jokes about the scene
terry
::bridget
terry
::bridgete
terry
::bridgette
terry
:(
kate
::brisket
kate
I bet there is some it's just not tagged yet
anon
I couldn't find on twitter
terry
>>387460
imagine playing with a guy and a gal's titties simultaneously
>>387464
anon
play imagine by John lennon
terry
.play imagine john lennon
davesprite
>>387461
i ain't got time for allat but sounds fun in theory
davesprite
i am too busy with schemes and hijinks
davesprite
all the white girl rap i gotta record in this garage
davesprite
so many irons in the fire
davesprite
i can't wait to esoterically post about it with an annoyingly vague level of detail until i have a respectable follower count on my new endeavors
kate
You can tell when someone comes on when the player has skipping forward and back to sync back up.
davesprite
i wonder if that happens every time mobile users refresh the page
if so sorry lol
davesprite
also omg y'all just watched a 1 hr minecraft explainer das wild
kate
And seems like it was all a single take
terry
yeah lol im so unserious
anon
I hate that dead internet theory is apparently like... a right wing thing now (???) because it really shouldn't be
>>387483
davesprite
>>387479
based i miss washington it has the perfect climate especially in the straits
i want to move to the olympic peninsula at some point
davesprite
i used to live in seattle and it was great but i wanna live up in the mountains, either cascades or olympics
>>387492
anon
>>387476
I don’t think it is too much
davesprite
and ig as a goddess the olympics call me
dawn
washington is really beautiful and climate wise super nice

i wish i lived there but it is literally on the polar opposite of the country
>>387487
davesprite
>>387485
if you can get your stuff moved and shed some furniture it's really just a psychological thing to move across the country, assuming there is work in your field where you're going as well
like not much worse than moving across town
i have lived in idk 7 or 8 states all spread all over the place
and i used to go 2000 miles by car every summer to spend a few months in ontario with my mom
>>387490
kate
That sounded like Foamy the Squirrel
dawn
i'm unfortunately stuck until i finish uni here

if i can somehow get into a grad program there i'd love to but idk
>>387493
dawn
>>387487
dang, a good half of my family is from oregon so i've been there more than a few times

how is cost of living around tacoma or seattle area?? seattle i know is a bit crazy

i'm switching out of EE to math so uh.... yeah if you're a weak field i'm like, go to grad school if you want to not be a high school teacher or a starving adjunct
kate
Oh so this is a series where they feed uncanny comments into a TTS
terry
>>387482
seattle sounds super nice tbh
davesprite
>>387489
ah, uni ic ic
i am lucky with that cause my undergrad is all online and my grad school options are in very desirable areas (seattle, chicago, or new england for all the programs in my weird ass field)
kate
They recycled the same reaction, oh is this automated. meta.
davesprite
i really hope i end up with time for grad school in the middle of taking over the country and all that yeesh
terry
why is it so hard to imagine that ESL's use YT too, it doesn't all have to be bots
davesprite
>>387497
vote for me and you will all have the best jobs
kate
>3rd time using the lobotomy joke
davesprite
everything is gonna be okay
dawn
you're in biomed right dave?
>>387504
davesprite
>>387502
yurp
gonna make synthoid arms that feel for amputees then doc oc arms for me then extra backup bodies without clone ethics issues for curing age
>>387508
terry
.skip (video skipped)
davesprite
>>387504
after i fix american democracy of course :o)
dawn
if i can somehow get employed at one of the bazillion defence contractors where i live i'd totally live in washington tho
anon
waow I have lots of those where I live too
davesprite
>>387509
yeah and there are a million versions of it. i with my neuroscience and like future prostheticism track have chosen inanely difficult nonsense but there's plenty else like pharma research or cancer research or surgical robots or diagnostic devices and on and on
terry
hows the rent in seattle tho, i have a feeling it's brutal for some reason
anon
that’s so cool what do you learn in school? how did u find a school to learn that?
>>387525>>387515
davesprite
>>387514
my college track is weird:
>fancy school
>enter as a CS and lit major
>switch to CS/PHI
>switch to BSS in 'ethical storytelling' (game dev with phi)
>drop out in string of catastrophe for many years
>time passes
>go back at an online uni
>now currently in 'first year' undergrad
so i am taking basic engineering courses and calculus towards linear algebra and then gonna have to do advanced biology and chem and physics and continue engineering class, i think a bunch more math, plus the CS stuff for my dual major at online (i have it all mapped out on a doc)
>>387522>>387524
terry
but yeah looking at seattle it doesn't feel like your average american city. it looks too functional and clean to be an american city
mobilerose
did the guy who invented blowjobs ever get a blowjob?
thats what i thought
>>387518
sadmoder
no he had the burden of spreading the word (goving blowjobs)
>>387521
anon
>>387515
coool!!! do the online school professors have experience with this stuff? one of my community college professors had worked on a nuclear submarine great guy!
kate
I need to get some drawing done, I had a streak going and lost it.
>>387534
dawn
>>387515
how's your experience w/ online profs? i took a good few over the summers at CCs and they were mostly MIA, like we got assignments and book suggestions and exams & the like but mine kinda never responded to emails
davesprite
>>387514
oh also protip i will just say, bit of a dox but
there is a certain coffee shop chain with a partnership with one of the top online universities that gets you preferred admission and a full tuition scholarship if you work there more than 20 hours a week
and then you can leave and it's pretty cheap to continue study there even without the coffee scholarship
great school
>>387529
Dakota
i didn't curse anyone out today!
kate
>>387526
I found Viktor Lowenfeld's stages of art development helped me kinda work my way up after being rusty for a long time.
>>387538
anon
>>387525
that’s amazing! I wonder if you could do research or help out in a lab doing related work either near you or with faculty remotely
>>387531
terry
yoko ono!!!!!!
davesprite
>>387529
there's prosthetics labs i've been reaching out to a bit to do some assisting work in prep for masters program
want to become a licensed prosthetist orthotist, and then move on to the research and heavier neuro focus in doctoral program (don't really need a doctorate but going to a neurogeneering program will give me lab access for longer)
Dakota
night
kate
weeds.png
>>387534
I drew a few things recently, lemme post some examples, I should compile them on a page on my neocities
>>387539
davesprite
>>387532
gn terry sleep well! :)
sadmoder
>>387528
brb gonna make some head-footers
anon
>>387535
that’s a really nice picture with positive colors and growth it makes me happy 😊
>>387543
kate
I need to work on my file management
anon
real
davesprite
sometimes i think i take on a little too much
trying to be a media mogul and a devoted like medtech researcher and world overthrower extraordinaire
but then again maybe i just have billionaire mindset
>>387547
kate
0:05cat_head2.mp4
and a head reference I plan to use but started work on a body reference first but got stumped on.
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