it confuse me tho:<

buy a gigantic backpack radio instead like an army man with a gigantic antenna

and shout ‘WE’RE GODDAMN SUROUNDED I NEED EXFIL NOW’ into it while running around

then get tired and make ur bf carry it

thenk uuuuuuu

it sounds like you would carry it for him too if he needed

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what do u mean

i dont understand

I thought they were old guys

>>387968
ok in understand now femanon ur so nice ahahaha *ruffles ur hair*

waow

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>>387977
yeah u just look so cute sitting there

I like her hair

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GAMECUBE NINTENDO

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tell us dave

tell us again dave

u have content?

can i see

how r u gonna get a following without showing ppl ur content

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but i wanna see it nowwwwwwwwwwww

>>387998
im not a fed im ur biggest fan D:

*hits blunt*

who is she

who is nepeta what does she do

man i wish i was a woman

how

yeah but thats not gonna make me a girl thats just gonna meke me look more like a girl

>>388025
not whatever the fuck im doing

uggggggggggghhhhhh

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>>388029
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh klkljghkjfklgdhklj X3

i just feel so ridiculous all the time

i need some whiskey this shit is fucked

dont encourage my ramblings im just screaming into the void lol

aleixi ur the prettiest girl in the whole world in the whole world and i hope u are happy and i pets u on the head and ruffles ur hair and i wrap u up in a little blanket and kisses u goodnight

aleixi ur pretty

>>388047
good idea

>>388049
dave im ur biggest fan awawawawawa

>>388052
im american

call aleixi pretty u stinkers

>>388061
u should hug me and kiss me

>>388064
awawawawawa

>>388066
#hug

dude im justlike ghandi

nyaaaaaaaa

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

hi kate

>>388074
#hug

>>388074
#smooch

i think i got a case of the luna loonies

a girl in a psych ward taught me that term she was looking for a rat in her room for like an entire day and they had to call security and i asked her why she thought there was a rat and why she was acting so weird and she said "i think i just have a case of the luna loonies" because it was nighttime by the time she told me that and i liked the phrase so now i think something similar is happening to me because i just constantly feel like something terrible is going to happen kind of like that rat in her room but maybe its something else for me you know like im pretty concerned about the fact that i will never pass as a woman and i have been really worried about that for a long time nothing else really scares me other than that im not scared of death or pain but i am horrified by the prospect that i will never pass as a woman and right now that fear is hitting me especially hard because i have a lot to do in real life and its just been a lot of pressure having to see alll these medical professionals all the time and make all these plans i shouldnt have to do all this shit im just a girl i shouldnt have to think this much im gonna kill myself

>>388079
idk its not that late

do i talk too much

i ask because apparently in real life i either am completely silent or i end up liking someone too muych and i end up just saying too much and then everyone hates me because i talk too much

ok thank u for saying that kate that makes me happy to hear i really like everyone here thank u for letting me talk

why do people notlike weezer o troed listening 2 one of their songs once and it was like the most normal music ever i dont get ot

what is a contemporary anyway

oh

i should sleep i think im having problems good night you guys thanks for tolerating me

ok thank you kate ill drink some water good night

it's very alive and full of life ackshully

>log in
>last message 1 hour ago
>instantly someone starts typing
are you in my walls wtf

no do it a lil louder i had headphones on

ohhh yeah i hear that now

do you ever get too high and have a panic attack and think maybe that ur not trans and you psyoped the whole thing and then u reassess the thing and realize ur being stupid and ur very obv yrans

>>388114
yes hehe haha hoho

>>388124
yeah seems p normal to doubt something that society is angry abt... the "psyopped" narrative

>>388131
i used to do a bunch of shrooms but i havent since i transitioned like 6 years ago at this point and im kinda afraid if i try them again itll b a bad time cause of this :c

>>388129
convinnce him of the potential for long range comms in the great outdoors. no phones. just walkies. vibing.

>>388132
a little shrooms is generally find, even if it activates ur schizo glands... i don't smoke for similar reasons but low dose of shroomies is light and nice :)
set and setting, ofc............ treat urself right.....

>omg wait what if im not trans aaaaaaah
>no wait i have a diary from when i was like 7 saying i wished i was a girl on every birthday
>okay im fine im actually trans
>5 minutes pass
>ong wait what if im not trans aaaaaah

>>388135
hmmm maybe u are right

i do have very chill comfy vibes friends whod do it with me .....

>>388136
the self doubt!!!! it burns!!!!!!
if it's any consolation ur diary sounds like a very transgender moment to me

>>388140
yeah and i mean. all the signs were there, had long ass hair and cried every time it had to be cut, had a princess drawing phase when i was like 3 bc i saw a girl in my preschool do it and so i drew like 10 princess a day until my cousin called me a sissy for it ... etc

>>388137
imagine being down the street and being able to buzz ur walkie and ask him "come in, do u want donuts, sale on, over". it would be magical.
he does not have the vision

Im not actually insecure about being trans at all when im sober its just the dumb weed schizoposting my brain does

>>388141
everyfing in moderashun, even losing ur damn mind from time to time. as a treat :)

now im just an alcoholic ... x D

nooo

>>388145
weed makes me go insane too, not worth it!!!!!

>>388150
not like a bad alcoholic dont worry
Just like my drinks
lole

>>388152
one of those good honest hardworking alcoholics

>>388153
YEAH i might get shit faced 3 times a week but i would NEVER have a beer before 5pm that would be uncivilized

it's important to set ur boundaries :)

i think ill be okay tho i have a lot of blood from drinking countries, everyone in my extended family drinks a fair bit but nobody (close to me at least) has ruined their life over it so

razor's edge, nonny...... b careful w/ur body...... be nice......

yaaaa you are right

my body is not nice to me though ;w;

paste it again i wasn't looking

>>388159
they should release their next album call it 1 gec i think that would be funny

>>388160
crafty little stinker of a body.... mean of it...
alas we must b nice and hope it is nice in return...

>>388163
negative mumbered gecs

>>388164
i think i burned that bridge when i cut my balls off lmao
my body was probably so pissed lol

>>388165
fractional percent based gecs like boojer

i+2 gecs

>>388166
body shoulda seen that coming to be fair

0/0 gec(s?)

are indeterminates plural

::vivi vet

nooo

>>388174
asymptotic gecs

>>388171
infinity of something probably makes it plural.... maybe...

>>388178
i think indeterminates ate extra weird though. been too long since.i was in university math classes but im pretty sure their defining feature is you can solve them as any result like 0/0 is arguably equal to 7 just as much as its equal to infinity or 0 or whatever

double

>>388180
maths is do fucked when it comes to unknowns like that!!! they should just say it equals something cool like tau or whatever. give me closure

>>388184
yeah lmaoo how do they even decide it like they came up with rules that work on the world and make sense ... but then they come up with theoretical problems that cant apply to the real world and go "hmmm well our system of rules says zero zeroths of an apple is 7 apples"

"well umm i can rotate an infinite ball in some weird ways and get two identical balls from one" - statement made up by the utterly deranged

>>388186
YEAH

like i dont get it i understand how you can figure out like basic math and even derivatives and complicated shit but they actually apply to the world even the weird abstract ones like rate of change of rate of change

speedrun exploits but they can't figure out how to skip the 10 min cutscene halfway thru
when we figure out wtf 0/0 equals there are gonna be so many new maths pbs

but like. how do you *study* the properties of i or infinity or whatever you know

you can test a derivative and be like "oh yeah the apple did actually decelerate in our expected timeframe" but you cant test your theory about what i^i is or whatever, like how do you know if ur right or just making stuff up....

yeah a lotta that stuff is pure theory
but then some other puretheory stuff became REAL so now everyone's like "maybe if i solve for infinity then i can win a nobel prize"

hehe
i'm on da fone

>>388192
YEAH thats what blows my mind, im not trying to be dismissive of the field its more like mind boggling to me that it actually works. like how do you know your new rules you made up about imaginary things that cant possibly exist are right, and trust that for long enough to figure out "oh quarks actually behave this way"

>>388193
me2 hiii phoneposters unite

>>388194
it seems to operate on consensus when there's no way to like measure n test it, which is cool... constantly evolving and re-evaluating.... metamorphosing into numaths........ maths 2......

im just experimentalpilled all my formal education is experimental science i dont like things where you have to rely on theory if you wanna tell me something is true you should have to write an experiment that i can verify on my own

>>388198
whomst?

>>388197
yeah 100% that's the ideal. having measurable shit!!! backing up ur ideas with data leaves way way less ambiguity (yummy)

>>388198
ok this is actually a very nice subreddit
just ppl giving their fashion looks :) nice

whye

>>388203
this is inevitable, nona... there is only one person who is unmoggable, and all the rest pf humanity are below them.... we are all mogged by the sands of time,

#ai what's mogs

mogs refers to someone who's way more attractive than you, like visual superiority. basically getting dominated in looks. originated from incel/4chan slang. common term in looksmaxxing or roast communities. what's mogs

>>388208
yyeah

>>388207
common term in looksmaxxing or roast chicken communities. those guys are crazy

good god we literally need to make a better mobile UI

it's discord

we're discord posting under a livepost imageboard paradigm. it's hip

>>388215
why not.... 7-zip..... my beloved

0.07 usd has been deposited to my account

7z command line options are more annoying somehow
this is my worst take yet

yeah that's real
the filename and options being in like. one string. feels weird

i just want -xzvf to work with every compression program i went through all the trouble to memorize "extract ze vufcking file"

hhehehe

xfce >> KDE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gnome

silly little mouse spotted

>i see you're using gnome

why don't you guys just use windows explorer. it's built in!!

i usa da macked book

macking book

>>388228
do you think anyone ever calls him lil bo peep

#based lets go

i think my roommate was very much cranking the member
i feel it's courteous to pretend to be asleep for 30 more minutes

masc presenting penis type pokémon (somewhere in the nb spectrum)

do you share a room with them?? for sleeping in??

noooo it's just the walls are hilariously thin
yes we are not strangers it's just like what's the courteous thing to do

hearin it splash on the paper walls :((

>>388242
i pull the classic ignorance card and sweep under rug maneuveur

i could send a discord message and say "ya CRANKIN IT?"
i could also say nothing but if i "wake up" now they'll know.............,.,.,.,.,.

are ya crankin it son

hey leave a little for me haha. just kidding. have a safe masturbation session sport

>>388249
hhhhhhhhh hehehehehehe

other ppls emotions are not ur problem to solve..... do as u wish, is my opinion...

eh im not solving it or anything really im just trying to make sure theres no commentary on my vibrator bc idk if it's loud or not enough to hear through the walls hhhh

>>388250
noo i liked this advice also

are they like

loudly moaning to the point it's causing you lack of sleep or is it just really uncomfortable

if it is i'd throw a stfu but if not who cares

>>388253
the eternal uncertainty of the vibe
i like to leave it on max when no one is home, close my door, and then wander the house and listen to see if i can hear... if it's silent, it's silent

>>388255
it sounds like edm song clapping
or it did
it sped up then stopped
>>388256
this is brilliant good stuff

crankin the edm hog

fkskdjsksl
it's literally
how it was hhhh im laughing now i'm going to give my awareness away

context is for bozos
nevercontextualise

i'm imagining skrillex wub wubbing in the background while your roomate jerks it and cannot stop laughing

>>388260
it's too late, gotta go full hog and ask them how the concert went. they know too much

the concert jesus christ hehe

>>388263
that's just the sound the penis makes they can't help it

idk if you've ever seen skrillex dj but imagine him doing deck scratches but it's on someone else's penis

wika wika *nuts*

this is the exception to the rule

.play [YouTube]

if they knew this thread existed i almost think they would find it extremely funny

new anon starts posting "that's crazy i was just jerking off rn are u in my walls"

are they fapping in perfect 4 4 time or

128bpm jorks

syncopated

"hey roommate i recorded and quantized your jerk sesh"

penis blast beats
this shit writes itself

>>388282
"where did u get this sample"
"umm"

idk if anything this makes the vibe time less critical it doesn't even matter it's crank time whenever who care's

the early hours of the late evening is nobody's time... free4all ...

assert dominance over your roomate

they are much larger than me i don't think that'll work

>>388289
nono it's like a brat thing

it took me a second to realize you're not talking about charli

>>388288
cbat harmony

>>388291
ehehe

>>388292
this is the power of sharing your weird roommate stories. the world is a little brighter

its like

for some reason it made me think of the first drop of that crappy loop in particular i have no idea why

the brain is a mysterious organ.... who can say.... the drop, she resonates................

skrillex playing the white note

.play skrillex right in

>>388298
the drop will make you BUST

actually

.play bangarang

the classic bangarang

the ubiquitous bangarang

the one with the weird ass music video

no masturbating though

hot take all music vids are weird

boymogus

80s ones with zero budget and 2010s ones seem to be the weirdest tho

making silly vids on no budget for your one hit wonder is nice

i unironically love creed music videos

can you show the class an example...

.play arms wide open mv

welcome tooooooo this place

we'll show you everythinnnggggg

.skip (video skipped)

i like his voice

awhrms wad oh pun

this song calms the brain

oh there are meteors

be careful mr creed

this is a good music video

do you want to see the spoof i made of this

it will dox me but its worth it i think

if you wanna share it... bee care full...

the wired is a scary place

with awms wado pan

need to find it

>>388329
and yet inhabited by little worms like everywhere else...

he's so fragile !!

berthing dogwhale

camo frog
she blends right in

why are you fighting :(

achievement hunting

>>388339
wwhait this is 45 mins based
i wanna listen to this more

computing used to be novel and kind of unique instead of this adversarial thing that lives in your pocket

slop that desires your limited attention for the purposes of generating revenue

early games are so silly and cool

going to job interviews w/ a ball gag and a shirt that says "I love generating revenue!!!!"

>>388355
immediate hire on sight