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anon
>>391592
tiny eyeballs at the end of their hairs
♪♫
biblically accurate rabbit
sadmoder
its just vibes, and the hair coushins them anyway
anon
>>391597
oh no they are aligned with elon musk and x the everything app
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anon
davesprite won but he's not here to see it
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anon
WE CAN DO IT
anon
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anon
skipGODs... they had us on the ropes... but we won
anon
WE WON
anon
SKIPCHADS
anon
i can still be a chad if i'm a grill now right
anon
sure.
anon
.play machine girl grindhouse
anon
based
anon
SKIPCHADS WE DID IT
anon
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anon
the last skip
anon
.play machine girl krystal
anon
fun
anon
.play nine inch nails head like a hole
anon
.play rob zombie living dead girl
♫♪
The Skip Heard Round The World
anon
.play KMFDM drug against wall street
anon
.keep (okay)
anon
keep should do something
anon
it keeps
anon
.play front line assembly millennium
anon
i think that it doesn't cancel out skip votes
anon
it doesn't have like a shield effect
anon
.keep (thanks for the feedback) should give a video armor
anon
it's simply keep
anon
it shouldn't be a nullifying vote
anon
keepgang deserve nothing
anon
lol
anon
but have you considered the repercussions
anon
now you lead this society.. what would happen if rogue skippers skipped your music..
anon
I accept it. skipGODs start at my command, but they do not end at my pleasure. Such is the way of the world
anon
wise
anon
we lived by the skip so we must die by it
>>391647
anon
.play front line assembly gun
anon
i have decided. i am going to adopt a flag. get ready..
anon
.play nine inch nails reptile
anon
i am from chile
anon
I used to have a Chilean teacher
anon
there is a 50/50 toss up that he either fled because of Pinochet or that he fled because Pinochet was no longer in charge
anon
many such cases
anon
did he teach you good or evil or pure power
anon
He was a good teacher, but like... idk he definitely put up with edginess
anon
a master of the blade
anon
I remember one time I stuck my arm in my shirt, the teacher asked what the hell I was doing, and my friend immediately said "He lost his arms in 'Nam" to which the professor responded "I lost some friends in 'Nam".
anon
damn
anon
And for the rest of the semester he THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE THAT SAID IT
anon
big f
anon
haha nice
anon
It's okay, he still liked be
>>391663
anon
in like 7th grade i stood behind a teacher's back and this asshole pushed my hand so i slapped their ass lol. i was mortified. had to explain that someone pushed my hand which seemed like the most fake excuse in the world.
>>391665
anon
>>391664
That's when you just own it
anon
she'd execute me
anon
I also used to write random shit on his chalkboard, and one time I did it, he took one look at the board, and immediately said without missing a beat "treaty of vladistok, it's Vladivostok, what retard wrote this?"
anon
lmao
anon
okay I am going to start queuing lighter stuff
anon
.play californication
anon
.play brain stew
anon
can someone fund my startup
anon
>>391673
im also looking for employees, are you free?
anon
what is the start up
anon
we will cook things
anon
You want to know how you make a small fortune in the food industry? Start with a large fortune.
>>391678>>391679
anon
>>391677
yea yea right ... aha. food..
very expensive food that is usually used by very umm.....
hungry people
>>391680
anon
>>391679
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
anon
Ah... do you need a chemist?
>>391682
anon
>>391681
i mean we can also scam them and just sell like.. salt
anon
Since the chat is slow, I wanted to say that my uncle was good friends with Charles Harrelson
anon
what is a charles harrelson
>>391689
anon
He also used to smuggle things for the mob
anon
oh he worked in logistics for the american army?
anon
>>391686
a hitman that shot a federal judge
anon
that's uhh cool
anon
I was just reminded because people were posting about selling drugs or smthn
anon
nah yeah
anon
anonymeese i am going to sleep good night be good
funnyposter
yet i look so young
>>391702
funnyposter
this is like a curse
anon
>oh no I look young and ageless what the fuck it's so over :(((((
funnyposter
yes?
funnyposter
i don't like women my age i look like a teenager
>>391703
sadmoder
are you a teenage
anon
>>391694
>>391695
speaking from experience, trust me, the opposite is MUCH, MUCH worse.
sadmoder
>>391701
fix that, then smoke cigs to haggmaxxx
funnyposter
i already smoke
sadmoder
more frequently
anon
and also fuck you I am trying to quit smoking but every time it's always "smoking good don't you want to smoke"
>>391710>>391709
sadmoder
>>391708
no you quit, she needs to haggmaxx
anon
>>391708
everytime you look at a cigarette and think of smoking it, a fat old white rich man appears infront of your inner eye, he laughs at you for smoking...
>>391711>>391714
funnyposter
actually 3 cigs every 3 or 5 months
>>391715
anon
>>391710
I know alot of fat old white rich men tho
funnyposter
is that not smoking
>>391719
anon
>yeah I drink
*drinks wine in church*
funnyposter
damn ok sorry for offending a #realsmoker
>>391720
sadmoder
>>391716
i would smoke a half pack a day at my worst
anon
.play personal jesus
anon
.play boney m rasputin
funnyposter
this is depressing
anon
>>391726
somehow I don't think proponents of globalization imagine this when thinking of what they fight for
anon
but then again, knowing Xitter, this is either bait or mental retardation
>>391731
anon
>>391730
Richard Hanania is a former alt-righter that then became like a weird conservative that is now a regretful Trump voter. He is on an entirely new level, where the best way to save the Huwite race is to embrace immigration and globalization.
>>391733>>391734>>391737
davesprite
UGH i wanna tell my mom about my sick new project but shes NAPPING and will call me LATER life is so HARD
sæкі
meow, bacc (brb)
davesprite
>>391731
whites will win the competition in the marketplace of races or something
>>391741
funnyposter
WARF
funnyposter
.play tragedy bee gees
sadmoder
>>391734
well because wanting to fuck a ladyboy is wok when your woke
>>391767
anon
>>391737
It is actually hilarious because Richard Spencer is literally this now. Like the guy is full-blown vote blue no matter who because he wants to save the white race. It's actually an entire different level of thought
>>391742>>391743
davesprite
>>391741
they finally begin to recognize the cost of the incompetence they promoted lol
>>391748
rose
cute emo theyfab asked me to go to a free rave on sunday but like theyve kinda fucked me about with it before with like saying theyre gonna go to smth and then not, do we think i should roll the dice or no?
>>391747
funnyposter
.play september bass cover
anon
.play return of black September
funnyposter
>>391744
id generally say avoid theyfabs that's up to you to decide
anon
>>391743
It's actually the funniest shit in the world
sæкі
haiii
rose
theyre hot n emo tho
rose
but also i would have to go to the city n i dont got anyone there i can like sleep over at
next week im going to a rave with some cute boys anyways so its like whatever ig
sæкі
got all my bank stuffs dealt w
sæкі
ouuu
sæкі
going to one of them w peeps sometime wud be nice again :3
rose
i rlly like going to raves, even tho i just tend to like hang out in the smoking area n make out with ppl
sæкі
mhmmmm hehe
rose
his voice is so wack
rose
why do they sound like that
funnyposter
theyre gay
rose
.play s club 7 tragedy
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gei gang
rose
this music video is so goofy too, imagine if you lived in the fuck ass city that just had the bee gees playing on the billboards n shit
anon
>>391734
I think Hanania is normal-ish now, he still has some fashy adjacent rhetoric. But like, ex-alt righters tend to keep that stuff with them. But I do find it funny that there are these guys that were full-blown actual fascists that have become resistlibs because Trump is that much of a fuck up
rose
>>391736
dave didnt say hi back, daveroseclownalliance in shambles rn
rose
itd be cool to play bass like this
sæкі
hehe
i wan learn bass n stuffs someday
rose
learn bass n join my band plz
sæкі
:33
sæкі
eheheheh
h m m m
anon
the /libpol/ band
sæкі
got monies out
sæкі
finally
rose
yayyyy
rose
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anon
musllimgauze???\
rose
i wish muslimgauze wasnt dead so i could kill him
funnyposter
im microdosing lobotomy by reading good reads reviews rn
anon
>>391781
I mean isn't this basically the viewpoint of the dutch prime minister? lol
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funnyposter
wow this is dogshit
funnyposter
.play black dresses thoughts and prayers
anon
oh my fucking god I am watching the most insane thing I ahve ever seen
sæкі
also cute ferret pic now
rose
.play lex walton perfect love forever
>>391794
funnyposter
.play battle royale full movie
sæкі
.play sound effects record no. 27 2mello
funnyposter
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sæкі
ehehehe
sæкі
c:
sæкі
🥺
davesprite
🥺
davesprite
why do i feel like mizzlebip is gonna get suddenly terrifying at some point lol
>>391806
rose
>>391804
daaaave daaaaave hiiii daaave
rose
🥺
anon
>>391798
im having trouble getting throuhg this. please sell me on it please.
>>391810
rose
>>391809
its just like a lot of fun seeing this girl kinda snowball this whole clown movement
sæкі
starting to rain
n yis
rose
streets are saying i look distinct
>>391813
rose
its cute :3
sæкі
:3
rose
i just like idk if i do look pretty or not, especially not like in a distinct way
>>391818
sæкі
u do ree
straw girl
>>391816
well i know that u look pretty
straw girl
guys help me convince rose shes pretty
sæкі
precious n sweet peeps .w.
rose
i mean i think i look like ok, im not llike hideous or anything
>>391825>>391832
anon
i can never interact with ppl irl cause i think theyre pretty and would never like talk to me i think
>>391831>>391839>>391829
straw girl
>>391822
#hug
#smooch
pretty girl
sæкі
, 3,
sæкі
hehw
sæкі
hehe
anon
>>391823
but then i hear this from others too so its just worms
straw girl
>>391822
hugging u and kissing u and petting u because ur so pretty
>>391835
sæкі
:3333
nonARRGGanon
but also I don't have much interesting to say ngl
sæкі
awooo
nonARRGGanon
awwwooooooo
rose
>>391823
i can sometimes, sometimes i have like confidence n i can tell ppl theyre like pretty or look cool or that i like their hair
>>391841
straw girl
awroooooo
anon
>>391839
im the kind of person to only get compliments for my hair, and it often feels hugbuxy
anon
BUXY
anon
BOXY!!!
rose
i get a lot of that too
anon
srryry my fingers are shaking a bIt im kinda hav ing a hard time typing
>>391846>>391849
sæкі
awwww
nonARRGGanon
I don't like non-hugboxing I want humanity to defeat vanity and everyone in the world to feel good
sæкі
:33333
nonARRGGanon
It's rose orlando!!!!
straw girl
>>391852
but i am leaping out in front of u with a great piece of cardboard and shielding u from the rocks
nonARRGGanon
Rock on rose!
nonARRGGanon
based!!!!!!!!!!
nonARRGGanon
#write my friend has gotten into betting on politics and compares it to stock brokers. I think it's wrong to spend money if it doesn't make society better so they're both immoral and shouldn't be allowed. Why might I be wrong?

you're assuming all financial activity must directly improve society, but that's a pretty rigid moral framework. lots of things people spend money on don't directly help others—entertainment, hobbies, personal luxuries—yet we tolerate them because autonomy matters. betting on politics might be dumb, but policing harmless behavior just because you dislike it risks an overreach of control. also, markets (even prediction markets) aggregate information in ways that can actually help society—betting odds often predict outcomes better than polls. still kinda sketchy to profit off dysfunction, but banning it entirely is drastic. maybe focus on limiting predatory behavior rather than the whole concept.
my friend has gotten into betting on politics and compares it to stock brokers. I think it's wrong to spend money if it doesn't make society better so they're both immoral and shouldn't be allowed. Why might I be wrong?
>>391868
rose
im glad my hairs like dark now n also longer, i had a literal like breakdown one time when i looked in the mirror cos i thought i legit looked like a clown but not a cool one but like a gross one it was dreadful
sæкі
awww, feel that fr though guh
anon
>>391863
mine looks the same, if not worse
rose
>>391852
but also idk, i dont think im like very pretty, id like to be, itd be nice to have ppl like come up to me in the street about it, idk im very vein ig
nonARRGGanon
>>391862
#reply but don't people gamble expecting to win? It's not like tennis where her partners walk away happy if she's right, right? gambling is either zero sum, or probably negatives sum

yeah but betting isn't just neutral, it's actively bad. gamblers lose money to the house on average, which just funnels cash to already-rich bookies. even "skilled" gambling like poker extracts value from worse players without creating anything. unlike hobbies which are at worst zero-sum, gambling is negative-sum. seems indefensible.
but don't people gamble expecting to win? It's not like tennis where her partners walk away happy if she's right, right? gambling is either zero sum, or probably negatives sum
>>391879
rose
vain
straw girl
i feel like no matter how pretty u r people dont come up to u about it in the street
>>391874>>391871
rose
>>391870
they should!! i want everyone to tell me specifically that im very pretty and good and worthwhile
sæкі
ill appear n tell u ur pretty
sæкі
dis ^
anon
>>391851
ohnoooo maybe it rlly was too much im startign to get a headache
nonARRGGanon
>>391868
#reply so what are the defences of things like shorts and stock brokers betting on things going up or down? when might that be useful?

ts and stock brokers use bets (options, shorts, etc.) to hedge risk or speculate, which can stabilize markets or provide liquidity. useful when you're trying to lock in prices or offset potential losses, but obviously still risky.

gambling's negative-sum because the house takes a cut, but markets are more nuanced—some bets (like hedging) reduce overall risk, while speculation can add liquidity. still, most retail traders lose money, much like gamblers. zero-sum between participants, negative-sum after fees and spreads, unless it's serving a broader economic purpose (like price discovery).

indefensible if it's purely exploitative, but not all betting is created equal—finance sometimes uses it as a tool rather than just extraction. still, most people shouldn't treat it like a game.
so what are the defences of things like shorts and stock brokers betting on things going up or down? when might that be useful?
>>391884
sæкі
aw
rose
>>391874
u replied to the wrong post, now i know its not directed to me and i will crumble in to DUST!!
>>391883
straw girl
>>391882
nooooooooooooo roooooooseeeeeee *grabs the dust off the ground and holds it up in my hands*

rose.......... im so sorry..... *the dust slowly begins to fall through hmy hands as i begin to cry*

*i finally give up and let my hands fall to my side and my knees to the ground, defeated, as u scatter to the wind*

if only i had told her how beautiful she was....................
>>391886
nonARRGGanon
>>391879
#reply go deeper into that please. Can you give an example of a time a company that does useful things might do more useful things because of stocks people doing the gambling type stuff?

l, it's a double-edged sword. shorts and options let you hedge against downturns (e.g., a farmer betting against crops to protect from price drops) or provide price discovery (exposing overvalued stocks). brokers facilitate this, but yeah, can turn casino-like when speculation overshadows fundamentals.

key defenses:
- shorts keep valuations honest (enron, wirecard).
- hedges protect businesses/folios from volatility.
- liquidity from speculators tightens spreads.

still, degenerates ruin it by treating it like roulette—no real utility there.
go deeper into that please. Can you give an example of a time a company that does useful things might do more useful things because of stocks people doing the gambling type stuff?
>>391891
sæкі
reminded me to take ibuprofen
rose
>>391883
this made me sad so i am undusting and hugging you and giving you a kiss on the forehead rn
>>391887
straw girl
>>391886
i am feeling very happy and also giving u a kiss on the forehead right now and hygging u also......
anon
u2 should kiss..
sæкі
o///o
nonARRGGanon
>>391884
#reply shouldn't people failing to buy the stocks keep valuation honest? do any farmers actually sell options on their crops? wouldn't that be unprofitable in either case?

sure, think about tesla in 2019. stock was getting hammered by major short pressure while they were barely making cars profitably. the relentless shorting forced musk & co to tighten operations, cut waste, and push harder on innovation just to survive. that external pressure from market gamblers (shorts betting against them) arguably accelerated their transition to real profitability and scale.

or biotech - short sellers uncovering fraud at companies like valiant pharma saved investors from sinking money into scams. the "useless" gambling actually performed a market-cleaning function that helped legit firms by weeding out bad actors stealing capital.

it's messy, but the casino aspect can sometimes pressure management or expose rot that'd otherwise stay hidden in a purely "long-only" market. not saying it always works this way, but the adversarial element has utility alongside the degeneracy.
shouldn't people failing to buy the stocks keep valuation honest? do any farmers actually sell options on their crops? wouldn't that be unprofitable in either case?
>>391900
straw girl
>>391893
awawawawawwa awrooooo meoe meow purrrrrrr
sæкі
awa
sweeties
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awawawooo
straw girl
well that was some fucking faggotry
>>391902
nonARRGGanon
omg cute
nonARRGGanon
>>391891
#reply why were they forced to change? If I get the people who own a company to pay me when it crashes, that doesn't stop it from crashing right? why would a shorted company actually change? what incentive is there?

efficiency and profitability. shorts can act as a form of market discipline—forcing management to deliver or get wrecked. but it's a double-edged sword. if shorting gets too aggressive, it can push a legit business into a death spiral (even if it’s fundamentally solid), just from forced liquidations or scared investors bailing.

as for farmers selling options on crops—yeah, they do. it’s called hedging, and it’s standard in commodities markets. if you’re growing corn, you might sell futures contracts to lock in a price today, protecting against future price drops. not directly comparable to stock shorts, but same concept: managing risk. the difference is that farmers have a real, physical product, while stock shorts are just betting on price movement (often with no actual stake in the company beyond the trade).
why were they forced to change? If I get the people who own a company to pay me when it crashes, that doesn't stop it from crashing right? why would a shorted company actually change? what incentive is there?
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:3
straw girl
>>391910
me and rose hugged and kissed and stuff.......
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hehe
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they were being cute
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hecc
anon
Aw man, I did miss the faggotry :(
sæкі
i should rewatch stream vod of clinical trial
sæкі
so cute
...'cute'...
funnyposter
.play nevada audiobook
funnyposter
i dont even like this book
lain from the cartoon
>ordor borgor
>1:30 hrs later
>borger waltzes in finally
sæкі
wooo
had one a lil while ago after bank n stuffs
weba lain c:
lain from the cartoon
if u were a noodle you would be snaeki
rose
omg lain from the cartoonz
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
real!!!
lain from the cartoon
im a computuah
lain from the cartoon
hi rose
faye
WAHOO
lain from the cartoon
>>391937
i can get u some
whats your address and debit card information
faye
its not a patchouli but its just as good
>>391943
nona
hi friends
nona
im back from my bike ride
lain from the cartoon
>>391940
i thought that was the name of the movie
sæкі
oooo
sæкі
weba c:
lain from the cartoon
>weba
oh now i get what that means
faye
thats remilia and flandre !
>>391950
sæкі
i need to start biking regularly again
anon
>>391939
This is me in real life, true.
lain from the cartoon
>>391947
..from patchouli?
sæкі
awooooo
nona
what happened to glegle on her computer?
>>391955
faye
from toouuuuuhou
sæкі
i should send my cat ear pics sometime, maybe
lain from the cartoon
>>391956
i cant believe i did the reddit asterisk correction thing im actually also sorry
funnyposter
glegle goes by it/she
>>391964
Aleixi
cchatt I imagine you all as pretty and cool :3
faye
im it/she the way i jumped into a bush of poison ivy
anon
:DDD hi chat !!!
funnyposter
gay
sæкі
haiii
lain from the cartoon
#ai can you explain glegle

glegle's just a lil guy. a fluffy creature that vibes and spreads good energy. not really any deeper meaning, just a cute nonbinary mascot to brighten your day. no lore, just good vibes.
can you explain glegle
funnyposter
god i hate this book
lain from the cartoon
>>391968
no it is not... glegle is a friend to everyone
a nonspecific animal..
nona
nonbinary nonspecific animal..
>>391973
funnyposter
.play the ones who left omelas
funnyposter
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lain from the cartoon
>>391973
this is cruel..,..,.,,.,.,..,. glegle is not a she
funnyposter
.skip (video skipped)
faye
glegle is a theyfab
sadmoder
glegle is a theyfab
sæкі
when are we gonna get a department of glegle
lain from the cartoon
ohhhhhhhhhh
lain from the cartoon
>>391980
>femboy flag

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