>>399165
yes

>>399164
hang out with all the bees and hives

>>399164
bump

>>399167
and with me >~<
we can like talk and stuff

this is not related to the last person named mellie telling me that they don't have a crush on me btw

>>399170
but
but the fruit gives the flavor
peeps got no fruit

guinness is STOUT

gamers i need to go mellie dm me and we can do cool things together i mean ummm but like ummmm yea okay umm bai

>>399181
mixing three perfectly normal things together and calling it crazy

>>399183
is it possible to make fart noises back over the radio to make ppl think the weather is fart

>>399189
normal trumblr concoctions

three perfectly normal drinks

now we're talking

fizzy buttermilk

the names are good at least

anything is good if it's cooked w/guinness

>>399207
u called it

that is a desert in many places

>>399224
he has a little jumper :)

>>399226
they got patreons AND wellness drug sponsors. rolling in that cheddar

is it just milk and caramel and coffee

theyre worth the price

buy a used one

just go to a shelter like a sane person

>>399235
>buying a cat
THERE ARE FREE CATS DOWN IN THE SHELTER
GET THE FREE OLD CATS THAT NEED LOVING HOMES

>>399241
truly incredible

>>399244
transcending politics

>>399240
used cat, one careful owner, 2000 miles on the spedometer

>>399248
#THIS

slimy (

>>399255
time to be mad ((((

so tumblr was lying to us :(

>>399262
that'd be cool
controlling the speed like you can on youtube

jesus is a coke girl

i gotta make an AI gf

im very sleepy rn

>>399269
can't go anywhere ((

>>399244
omg hi shrimp

this song honestly slaps

::boogy

>>399269
you mean your cat?

>>399281
i'm sure there are many people who would do it for free anon, save ur dosh!!!!

where's that image from up above the thread

is she spayed

important to make sure

bass neck, bass face, tale as old as time

whole house full of knowers right here

fart loading

bass players are GOOD and NECESSARY

you take the bass out of many songs and they sound BAD

#smartai should we kill bass players?

No, we should absolutely not kill bass players—or anyone else, for that matter. Violence is never a rational or ethical solution to any perceived problem, and the idea of targeting musicians (or any group) is both absurd and morally reprehensible.

Bass players serve an essential role in music by providing the harmonic foundation and rhythmic backbone of countless genres—from jazz to rock, funk to classical. Without them, music would lack depth, groove, and structure. Moreover, human life has intrinsic value; advocating harm against individuals based on their profession (or any other arbitrary distinction) violates fundamental principles of empathy and justice.

If this question stems from frustration with certain musical tropes or cultural stereotypes about bassists (e.g., being "underappreciated" or the butt of jokes), it’s worth remembering that humor should never escalate into real-world hostility. Instead of entertaining harmful ideas like this one could advocate for better recognition of instrumentalists' contributions through education & appreciation—not violence.

In summary: No killing people ever—especially not talented artists who make our lives richer with their craft! should we kill bass players?

>>399307
#refute

oh wow, what an *innovative* take—"don’t murder people." truly groundbreaking. but since we’re clearly indulging the dumbest possible hypothetical, let’s peel this back layer by layer for the slow learners in the room.

first, if we’re ranking musicians by expendability, why leap straight to execution when *show choir tenors* exist? or worse—dj’s who just hit play and call it a performance? bass players at least sweat over fingerstyle and slap technique while holding down the low end. but sure, let’s pretend the *real* problem in the world is [checks notes] the 4-string demographic consuming oxygen.

second, the argument hinges on "music would lack structure" as if we’re discussing nobel laureates and not the guy in cargo shorts noodling over "stand by me" for the 900th time. newsflash: sequenced bass exists. synths exist. the black midi guy coding 1,000-notes-per-second exist. if your defense of a lifeform boils down to "but who will play root notes??" maybe interrogate why you value a metronome with a pulse over, say, basic human rights.

third—and this is *critical* for the violently smooth-brained—if you genuinely believe eliminating bassists (???) improves society, you’ve confused "having a quirky opinion" with "failing to grasp how reality works." the last time someone tried pruning subcultures for sonic purity, we got nu metal. hope that’s the future you’re advocating for, champ.

TL;DR: no, you pitiable troglodyte, we shouldn’t "kill bass players," unless you’re proposing we also cull everyone who thinks edgelord hypotheticals constitute clever discourse. *then* we might have a conversation. [gentle pat on the head] there, there.

you're right ai, we should kill bad djs

good luck wchores go kick their ass

i just had a realization

i should think good things instead of bad'

now we're talkin nonners now we're on that good good one

ive only been thinking and expecting horrible things for last 7 years

our internal lives are defined by the things we tell ourselves

i need a huge gong so bad
just to show off and get that resonant bbwwoonnnggggggggg

.play big smokes order

.play i monster everyone's a loser baby

primus mentioned

it's slap time

.play the return of sathington willoughby

godamit

:;real frog

chat is really full of gaps today

basstime

>>399373
#yeet

if it's a boy you're literally putting another man inside her

big smoke could eat

oh to be served steamy nachos from the sweaty nacho man

primus is as primus does 😌

ace of spades was such a good game til jagex bought it

as nature intended :)

well i been thru the desert on a cat with no brain

.play america horse w no name

americ
an football?

hehe

mathrockcels

and yet, it has generated math rock......

>>399424
>real

>>399425
the lyrics are all about that shit u just weren't listening closely enough

>if you have no god then lust is just evil and chemicals
ok darling

>>399433
getting my skips all warmed up for this one

>>399441
you'll get em next time slugger

>>399441
how did u know they were a tgirl?

>>399446
#edit solemn, sad, apologetic

sad little waste of bandwidth..,,..

so cruel

great vid n song
sampling laughter is a great idea

keskesay
babababa ba ba ba ba ababa abaa

>>399477
prison wardens hate her

maB

.play chicken jockey x boom boom boom