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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Weeeeee
shrimp
is it going to be an anarcghys evert cab u gruef oekeo
>>402800
♪♫
oekeo
shrimp
people
lain from the cartoon
>>402797
👆yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
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only the strong will survive
lain from the cartoon
i mean i hope people dont grief but
>>402809
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I once drank an entire carton of juice in one sitting
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that's fucking hardcore wtf
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all that sugar
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And I vomitted soon afterwards
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big juice must love you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jin and juice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also had a couple of G&Ts back in my student dormitory era and vomited on the floor, roomate made me clean it up
shrimp
a small lavacast as a treat
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lava tower snack
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respectably sized
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402813
Big fire bobbies
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Heard somewhere that people who purge a lot have thinning teeth because of the stomach acid but idk
♪♫
yeah all that tummy acid ain't good for ur teeth
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good thing I don't do that
shrimp
its stomach acid not teeth acid after all
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how come it acid's teeth if it's not called teeth acid. nomenclature problem
>>402823
sæкі
hi shrimp
shrimp
hi saeki
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GcAwlEKaAAAIcaR.png
>>402820
Heard somewhere that people who purge a lot have thinning teeth because of the stomach acid but idkAcid Teeth sounds like a good postpunk band
♪♫
whAT
shrimp
cat sock or cock for short
>>402833
♪♫
luckily i have two
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cock
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foolish earthling
shrimp
i thought tag added tags
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
:3
♪♫
nah it's an alias for #booru (post has no image) and all the others and works the same way
shrimp
weird
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i added it anyway
shrimp
amaazing
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man's takin off
♪♫
into the atmosphere
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
yeh.png
#yeh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My intertnet provider is being a bitch again
>>402851
sæкі
aw
shrimp
thats what i was about to suggest
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great minds,
shrimp
think alike
shrimp
whos gonna say no to a bomb threat
>>402858
♪♫
>>402855
#edit make this an positive affirmation about bomb threats
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not going to jail for sneezing incorrectly
♪♫
>>402855
damn ok ai decided to go anti bomb threat like a coward
sæкі
im gon setup cosmetic unlock one min,
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've become Death, destroyer of worlds
♪♫
nice to meat you death
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oppenheimer was a coward
shrimp
yeah but he made a really cool bomb
♪♫
the ultimate bomb threat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Da bomb
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all those old internet wtf boom memes would never have existed without oppenheimer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Virgin Oppenheimer (made a shitty atomic bomb) vs chad Sakharov (made a hydrogen bomb of fuck you proportions of destruction)
>>402870
shrimp
>>402869
#reply

virgin oppenheimer: "now i am become death destroyer of worlds" so cringe. bomb barely leveled 2 cities

chad sakharov: casually dropped a 50 megaton big dick energy bomb that SHATTERED WINDOWS 500 MILES AWAY and made america's entire nuclear arsenal look like firecrackers in comparison. called it the tsar bomba cuz it rules literally too hard. afterwards just did math and vibed. no regrets just pure unrelenting russian engineering extravagance. oppenheimer seething forever.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Based
♪♫
oppenheimerbros......
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these cosmetics are cute
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sakharovbros stay winning
nonners
.play dunkey papa john
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gonna grab socks n hair bands
shrimp
is this pizza hut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play papa johns day of reckoning
♪♫
he's playing omgpop
shrimp
MORE LIKE PIZZA BUTT
nonners
i better get it too
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wan put in my iems for mc n stuffs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
🅱oneless 🅱izza
lain from the cartoon
yay we're generating the spawn area now........
i have to figure out this password plugin and then i can give the IP out
>>402888
♪♫
one pepperone yeah
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i wonder if a VC mod would be cool at some point, also
sæкі
does this have the IMG to painting thing - ?
lain from the cartoon
we could uhh
idk would anyone actually want to vc for minecraft
sæкі
yea vc idrc
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img to map i mean
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that ones much more useful
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i love how normal prank calls these ppl expect
shrimp
hey give me a weiner pizza
rose
whats up girlboys
to everyone else hi ig
>>402897
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fig. 5 The penis
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402895
Jorking it
sæкі
hiiI!!
sæкі
hi rose
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getting ready n abt to try mc server once lains is up
sæкі
wassup for chu ?
rose
i just had dinner
sæкі
nicu :3
rose
been listening to that one song on loop
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yeah
rose
no that was cringenona
rose
/ nona
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i wasnt sure, i turned on my main pc for mc earlier n i still had a openoffice instance open so i could use my fav font
rose
.play nope your too late im already dead
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thank you papa
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Based and elephantpilled
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awooooo
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isnt wha neat :v
fp
who's papa john and why is he torturing low wage workers
>>402922
♪♫
why were we put on this eath
just to suffer?
>>402927
shrimp
yes
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>>402927
may your journey be blessed
lain from the cartoon
not sure the auth plugin works
lain from the cartoon
also, should i do whitelisting or no
>>402934
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jorking (metaphorically)
shrimp
is the server up
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>>402931
i think having it open is fine and u can just kick ppl out
when i ran a terraria server nobody mean showed up but....................................
this was some time ago......
sæкі
it should be fine
anon
shrimb do you know where you’ll go to learn shrimp things?
>>402941
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especially if is for this board or more generally, but not inviting eeeeveryone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Josh
anon
like did you look at different unis
>>402945
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402941
Like swimming and stuff
lain from the cartoon
>>402939
i like that you're replying to the dumbai shitpost as well
shrimp
>>402942
oh nah i just applied to the 1
anon
that kinda makes sense I did that too cuz my community college degree let me get into the local state school
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he has NO pizza experience. never been in the pizza
sæкі
didnt he die from an od or addiction to coke/stims
>>402950
anon
but maybe I should have looked for better places
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402948
Eating 40 pizzas does things to you
lain from the cartoon
well
as for the whitelist thing
it will get raided at some point without it but that just means you have to be sneaky i suppose
>>402958
anon
I should have gone to mit cuz it’s referenced multiple times in the lain cartoon
>>402956
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play weezer but no lick
sæкі
and am used to anarchy servers so eheh
but backups would be good in case of smth
<3
>>402961
♪♫
>>402952
good enough for lain, good enough for me, that's my motto
anon
so true let’s all love lain
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>>402951
anarchy rules baybee embrace the chaos
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#letsallloveglegle
lain from the cartoon
>>402960
eveial..../
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wut
anon
gasp!! thieve
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402965
Sex Pistols
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play lemon demon oh my god
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ah
anon
the guy at the shrimps store said to look up YouTube videos on how to take care of them
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OH
sæкі
i get it now
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im slow today
anon
did you see my shrimps shrimp????
>>402986
anon
are yours ok have they bred?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh
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i like to name all my servers n stuff thats just for me in 13375933k
anon
hehe: )
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Eltigville Club
♪♫
first rule of eltigville club is to not to talk about eltigville club
>>402983
anon
I’m sorry if I scared you off I won’t bring it up again I saw you didn’t reply to me earlier I don’t want to be mean to you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402981
Yeah Bill is literally Tyler
anon
byler
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Server won't let me upload the entire Eltingville Club pilot
shrimp
>>402974
did u get new ones i havent seen show me and they havent bred again yet no
anon
I did I did u did!!!!!!! ^_^
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play eltigville club pilot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fuck it we watching it here
anon
the light isn’t working so I put a lamp on it during the day
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age westwicted
shrimp
very nice!!
fujio
fine, ill just remove the shitty check they have myself
>>403002
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>402990
Shramp
anon
the shrimp store also tested my water for me and it was fine aparently (my water source, a well)
>>403003
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sea bunny
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>>402995
if ur talkin about mc there are other clients that let u use cracked copies of the game..... no need to reinvent the minecraft wheel.......
>>403007
anon
but I saw low calcium is bad sometimes
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we have cracked disabled i think
>>403017
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay, I have a schizo theory but hear me out: vomiting is feminine because pregnant women barf a lot so it's feminine but soiling yourself is masculine because true men don't go to the restrooms
>>403015
anon
didn’t you add milk to yours?
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lain doesnt wan risk it for reasons we chatted abt earlier
anon
or smth like that?
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i used to have a bunch of accs cus of MTA anarchy
might be able to get some new ones for like 5-10 usd peeps can use if need
anon
oh phew not so worry with the last line
fp
erm
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>>403005
i fink she's tryin to get a password auth plugin workin but idk how dats goin
it may shrimply be a normal server
fp
it's age restricted...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yesssss kino
fp
gay
fp
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rose
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.keep (thanks for the feedback)
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🤗
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aw come on
fp
>;)))))
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's the only thing I like nowadays besides my shitty schizo canadian comic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play eltingville club pilot
shrimp
yenp
anon
yump
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>>403030
its close but is a laugh one in discy
shrimp
ur too powerful fujjo
anon
waow
fp
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
soft ware
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anon
why does it have sharp corners if it’s soft then
anon
chat how should window borders look?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
What's ur problem, I'm introducing you to kino and you skip it
anon
o no poor randy I have ww off
>>403059
anon
my tendons feel only slightly sore after doing the jumps last night with the toe touching
fp
wow this is pathetic
fujio
it also behaves super weird like when i click on launch it says like "you need an account bla bla" but it just starts the game anyway? :DD
>>403056
sæкі
why cant i find fov ughhh
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>>403054
the power of removing slices of code like meat
anon
because our world is always from a viewpoint. they’re making a point by hiding the fov slider…. you should think about it………
lain from the cartoon
>>403049
ah of course
anon
>>403059
noooo lil Randy needs to be given some sweet food object humans like and rest and *gestures of affection * I am a human too
>>403064
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when I put hot glue in my eyes
fp
gooning with the boys
fp
this is actually so disgusting why they look llike that
>>403068
anon
wasn’t someone changing their eep schedule? I think it was Dakota nvm
dawn
.play pilotredsun greetings
anon
men will hit a point of disgustingness where they become capable of eating and digesting all the trash in the world and then it will be good
>>403077
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>403071
Not all of them
fp
all of them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not to me
>>403078
fp
then stop
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
stop what?
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>>403070
scientists discover new type of man who can digest microplastics
>>403080
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought this was an all-people-welcome board but oh well
>>403082
anon
or another letter not alpha/beta
anon
but you can’t gather all the gross male types together or they make each other grosser resulting in a criticality incident, they go from eating the trash to suddenly sweating pus/super toxic trash out of every pore in a rare but unstable ‘gigagross’ archtype (i am this sort of like Jordan Peterson’s dragon which is also this)
>>403085
fp
i should put my life saving on candy crush
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>403083
That's just regular animal behaviour, humans are animals too
>>403114
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just like late 90's/early 00's stuff
Spiders
hey what is this that we are watching on the video player
>>403095
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's all
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:p
Spiders
omg aeki
Spiders
:D
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idk
Spiders
saeki
sæкі
haihai
Spiders
:3333333
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bwa
Spiders
bwaah
Spiders
:3
sæкі
~з~
Spiders
(whatever that means!)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>403105
A comic book series by Evan Dorkin about a group of geek friends
Spiders
is this an ironic adult animation
Spiders
dorkin my evan
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's parody/extravaggation
♪♫
i think it's meant to highlight how nerds can be cringe in the badway
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, it's about the "worst" of the fandom
Spiders
hmm
Spiders
.play fukouna girl stomach book
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>>403114
i thought they were a species of fungus
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Silly
anon
>>403116
#trvke

this has been deboonked
anon
you two matched…. kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spiders
mankind is a plague
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I will reaincarnate into a millipede and will mate with Randal in the next life
>>403125
Spiders
"TISK TISK TISK"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh here comes the best part
Spiders
if i am going to be reincarnated i will be reincarnated as a south american tarantula this is so a tarantula hawk can paralyze me and lay an egg on my adomen and i can be eaten alive by the larva
anon
>>403119
I saw that it was nice I think
anon
funny critters
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bill is literally me
anon
don’t eat the.slop lil critter!
anon
sadly today chances are high lil animal will use gpt-5 to do homework thus learning nothing and never drawing :(
>>403140
Spiders
i'd shoot the fuck out of these people if they were real ngl
>>403142
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>403137
I'm a bit afraif of spiders but this is cute
>>403141
Spiders
>>403139
innit? :3 i'm also very arachnophobic
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>403138
I want to smash Bill's head with a skillet (lovingly)
>>403146
Spiders
this is why i keep tarantulas
dawn
please do not use gpt for your homework

it will not end well
>>403147
Spiders
>>403142
i'd make their deaths quick because i heard "transformers" and "bumblebee"
>>403148
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>>403145
sure, here's some reasons why generative ai is not good for your homework:
- *repetivie and obvious style*: ai loves to use bullet points for some fucking reason and it's really obvious
- *overly technical language*: ai loves to make everything super fanciful and technical, even when simple explanations are required
- *sucks dick*: ai is smelly and stinky and peepee
these are some reasons why generative ai isn't great. let me know if you want any more information or to waste some more water and electricity!!
>>403154
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>403146
Rape dungeon
Spiders
if they keep making transformers references i might not kill them at all
anon
what if you sheeple wake up:
they weren’t the transformers- they were the transfemmers
they weren’t the autobots- they were the androbots
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wake up to Liam Howlett's music how about you
Spiders
i admit. i used chatgpt for my english homework like twice because i didnt feel like writing a bullshit essay (not native english speaker)
>>403169
anon
eai
dawn
the only time i've ever used it was for a topic idea at the last minute
Spiders
i just felt it was a huge waste of time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My favourite part of the lore is that all the references are real stuff
Spiders
i ended up wasting a lot of time anyway
Spiders
haha
fp
.play knower i'm the president
>>403163
nonners
>knows
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bill is cute but in a wet pathetic animal
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>>403156
#translate

The sentence "kiki ces tao fazendo?" appears to be a casual or informal Portuguese phrase. Here's the translation to English:

**"Kiki, what are you guys doing?"**

### Breakdown:
- **"Kiki"**: Likely a nickname or someone's name.
- **"ces"**: Informal contraction of "vocês" (meaning "you guys/you all" in English).
- **"tão fazendo?"**: Short for "estão fazendo?" (meaning "are [you] doing?").

The phrase has a friendly, colloquial tone, similar to texting or casual speech among friends. Let me know if you'd like any refinements!
>>403171>>403172
anon
>>403152
I’ve used it it’s really good to ask questions and get info quick
>>403175
rose
Ltingville
♪♫
>>403168
WHy does translate give me so much VERBOSITY 'kick
anon
but ya know cheating urself n all
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>>403172
nobody ever talks about bouba
Spiders
>>403169
yeah. it's helped me with understanding biology and chemistry a bit better
anon
kiki :: bouba
ornstein :: smough or however the name goes idk
anon
but I also check my online homework answers with it before submitting or use it to cheat if I don’t have time
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::kiki
♪♫
::bouba
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I mean yeah they're supposed to be bad people but this pilot gen. makes me wish I had friends who are fellow geeks
rose
hello everyoneeee
Spiders
HI ROSE
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hihi rose
anon
hello
anon
Damn we busy
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wb

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