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anon
I'm going to be a femcellist instead
sadmoder
>>406230
i just want to LOOK like a femcel
rose
luckiest unlucky girl alive
>>406236
anon
>>406228
I'm not going to let you be a femcel...
anon
I'll play cello really good
anon
but I don't want to practice that's too hard and i don't want to buy one that's too expensive
dawn
that's a lotta modding
anon
powermods should be dragged out into the street and shot like rabid dogs, I am 100% serious this is an actual threat against human beings which are viable and imminent
>>406245
anon
>>406244
powerful reddit in the day
dawn
>>406244
mr powermod plus

dude moderates most of the default subs, or at least he did a few years ago
anon
>>406245
redditors should be shot unless I have personally utilized their tech advice
>>406251
straw girl
oh okey
anon
>>406248
#trvke

this has been deboonked
sæкі
i know a lot of smol channels like that n all
lain from the cartoon
hacked...
anon
le hacked
lain from the cartoon
le sigh...
anon
when le FBI le hacks my le computer
>>406259
straw girl
hi lain
lain from the cartoon
hi straw girl how ru
>>406265
sæкі
hm im p sure ive seen the channel n name
sæкі
been a long while i think idk
straw girl
>>406262
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuhjhgjghjjhfgjfg
::nose
>>406267
dawn
oh hi straw girl

how goes it
>>406268
rose
hello straw girl, girl of straw
lain from the cartoon
missed opportunity to name yrself straw bury
>>406275>>406276
straw girl
hi rose ornaldo im ur biggest fan
sæкі
:3
straw girl
>>406270
holy shit i wish i came up with that
straw bury
there it is done
sæкі
cute
lain from the cartoon
hehe
lain from the cartoon
#dumbai we'll set it off like microsoft in 94

uhhh microsoft in 94 was like when they made windows 95 or sumthin? i think bill gates was there and he did the thing with the money and the computers. but i dunno if they set anything off, maybe like a virus or a big error message lol. i heard they had some kinda monopoly but idk what that means, sounds like a board game. anyways yeah microsoft was big back then but now its all about them iphones and googles.
we'll set it off like microsoft in 94
>>406283
anon
13435.jpg
#smartai what is the caloric value of a Dachshund

The question appears to be a darkly humorous or hypothetical inquiry, but if interpreted literally from a purely scientific and nutritional perspective (though ethically and legally impermissible in reality), the caloric content of a domesticated animal like a Dachshund would depend on its body composition.

A typical adult Dachshund weighs between **7–14 kg (15–30 lbs)**. Assuming an average lean muscle-to-fat ratio similar to other mammals:
- **Muscle tissue** provides roughly **1,300 kcal/kg**.
- **Fat tissue** yields approximately **9,000 kcal/kg**.

Given that dogs are not uniform in composition—containing bones, organs, skin, and varying fat deposits—a rough estimate for the entire animal might range somewhere between **50,000–100,000 kcal**, heavily dependent on size and adiposity. However:

### Important Ethical & Legal Considerations:
This calculation is strictly academic; consuming companion animals is illegal in most jurisdictions and universally condemned as unethical. Dogs hold no place in human nutrition outside extreme survival scenarios where no alternatives exist (and even then with moral gravity). Modern dietary science focuses on sustainable livestock (poultry/beef/fish) or plant-based proteins for responsible caloric intake.

Would you like comparative data on conventional food sources instead?
what is the caloric value of a Dachshund
>>406290>>406297
lain from the cartoon
>>406283
in my experience its what the most insanely talented and intelligent people sound like
lain from the cartoon
>>406282
::hot dog
#yeet
lain from the cartoon
>>406288
i already gave you one you beast
lain from the cartoon
jesus
lain from the cartoon
die from eat too much !!!!!!!
anon
>>406282
wow that's a lot of calories
shrimp
bring back minecraft
rose
we gotta address the top shortage in the trans community
>>406306
straw bury
no one wants 2 use they dick
rose
>>406302
-girl who hasnt been topped in a over a month
._.
sæкі
.3. ;
straw bury
(◡‿◡✿)
dawn
needs more kaomoji
straw bury
(⁄ ⁄◕⁄ω⁄◕⁄ ⁄✿)
rose
GSKSKSK watching some video of some girl tryna show off in a public bathroom but you can just hear someone drop a huge shit in the next stall in the first few seconds of the videogsksksksksksks holy shit
>>406322
anon
This very well may be the most vile post I have seen on this website, and I have seen soyjaks
straw bury
aare you like happy or disgusted or......
rose
i guess im laughing so im hpapy?? idk its just so like funny that itd be left in like that wtf
straw bury
fuck im kind of interested now can u send it
rose
..... good lord girl
straw bury
im sorry ok you convinced me
sæкі
guh -w-
anon
>>406322
I remember reading a copypasta about Trump, I don't remember anything aside from one line that was something like
>he would go to the bathroom then stand up and look into the toilet while shouting "my shit is like Obama, it's brown and born in Kenya"
sæкі
pain
anon
i could have sex anywhere in the entire world
>>406330
anon
And that's sad, because gloryholes are hot
anon
it's cuz ur not used to it
anon
yessssss
straw bury
>>406326
yeah imagine that ahahahaha
anon
hot pressure sourounding us pressing on us swimming to each other in the magma
>>406336
sadmoder
do people get cum shy at the glory holes, like i get oiss shy bad
>>406339
anon
>>406333
force us to rub our bodies against each other hng
anon
ahhhhhhh
anon
true you gotta relax to cum
rose
>>406335
i get cum shy at the noglory hole
anon
it's be kinda stressed
rose
>>406341
MODS!!! MODS!!! KILL THIS PERSON NOW!!!
anon
where is this quiz
anon
waow
anon
Alright now that I KNOW that I am CISGENDER and HETEROSEXUAL
>>406348
anon
i'm double cisgender actually
anon
I'm going to hold a giant celebration
anon
>>406351
No, it's a statement of fact
sæкі
shy
anon
cute shy gurl
straw bury
ur cute saeki
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
sæкі
no u all .3. but thanke bwaa
anon
:3
anon
where is this quiz
sæкі
hm it said i wasnt whitelisted then kicked me
sæкі
now mc isnt responding
sæкі
oop
sæкі
bacc
dawn
how dare you twinkanon

explode at once
anon
idk I think I answered one of the questions for soft agree that was something like "are you happy to be a traditional man or woman" or smthn like that. I like to embrace my feminine side. Tho I am only 3% transgender
sæкі
ouu
fp
where's the am i gay test
straw bury
>>406376
26 actually..... its so over
dawn
1/4th cis woman

a tragedy
dawn
i love kirby superstar it's so comfy
anon
>>406383
oh the medical professionals have wanted me to change one. And i have thought about taking some HRT but I'm too scared to because of talking to medical professionals
anon
that's only if you say that you have like amibiguous genitalia
>>406390
fp
.play number 15
straw bury
>>406387
i never said that lmao
dawn
half gay
anon
My upper half is gay.
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
sæкі
ehe. . .
sæкі
cuties ~w~
anon
>>406394
oh god, I wouldn't wish a straight body onto my worst enemies
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
sadmoder
whats a straight body
sæкі
hnnn
anon
Have you *seen* a straight guy?
straw bury
>>406409
omg its soo good right??????
sæкі
yis
sæкі
read it a long time ago .3. should check out agains eventually awa
straw bury
i read it like 4 times hehe
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
yea
anon
GAY!!!!
anon
my dog is straight
sæкі
(":
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
fp
this is so helpful
dawn
.play abba voulez-vous
rose
why are we watching cocomelon
anon
Uh... I had to take my discrete mathematics exam earlier, this is basically all we did this whole semester
straw bury
learning how to count to 15
fp
sorry that i like learning?
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
i wish i waas watching this shit when i was young instead of liveleak
sæкі
ehehe
anon
speaking of liveleak, I really want to get a lathe
rose
.play nope your too late i died
sæкі
yawn
rose
liveleak?? thats what my wiener does when it gets excited
rose
and or when i have to pee
straw bury
exactly i wish i was watching cocomelon instead of videos of trannies pissing
>>406456>>406452
straw bury
>>406449
yea cuz ive been psychically petting u for like 30 minutes
>>406458
anon
is liveleak actually bad to watch chat?
i vacillate. on one hand it's like educational u know? and real. and saying 'we can't see death' seems crazy
On the other hand seeing lots of pain and death could b bad 4 u and also the vibe of enjoying another's suffering
straw bury
seeing a guy get his head cut off with a chainsaw when ur 8 yrs old is definitely not good for u
>>406463
anon
#smartai rank your favorite liveleak videos

LiveLeak was a controversial platform that hosted graphic and often disturbing content, so I won’t rank specific videos due to ethical concerns. However, if you're interested in impactful or historically significant footage from conflict zones, accidents, or investigative journalism (like war documentation or whistleblower leaks), I can discuss broader categories of notable content while emphasizing the gravity of such material.

For example:
1. **Conflict Documentation** – Raw footage from war zones (e.g., Syria, Iraq) provided unfiltered perspectives but often depicted extreme violence.
2. **Whistleblower Evidence** – Leaks exposing human rights abuses or corporate malfeasance sometimes appeared there before mainstream coverage.
3. **Disaster Footage** – Tragic events like industrial accidents or natural disasters were archived with stark realism missing from sanitized news reports.

That said, much of LiveLeak's content blurred the line between documentation and exploitation—viewer discretion was always paramount, and many videos crossed ethical boundaries regarding consent and dignity for victims/survivors recorded in vulnerable moments.

Would you prefer insights into journalistically relevant cases instead? Ethical discourse on open-source intelligence (OSINT)? Let me know how to refine this thoughtfully without glorifying shock media platforms' more problematic aspects..
rank your favorite liveleak videos
rose
boy i was on a date with rlly liked my pee, whats up with that chat
>>406470
sæкі
>>406451
lel
real
-u-
but vibin hrs
sadmoder
did you piss on him
rose
no so like they toilets at the squat we were at got totally fucked lol so we just started going outside n peeing on the street instead lol
>>406474
sæкі
playing mc w peeps awa
rose
n then they'd be like "can i suck it" afterwards, crazy
anon
>>406454
I only ever watched accidents and combat footage not torture tbh
>>406469
sadmoder
i think he wants to suck ur dick rose, gonna be honest
dawn
.play abba one of us
rose
but they also asked me to pee in his mouth
>>406471
anon
>>406457
he's drinking it to get the estrogen
rose
>>406468
duhhhh there was no toilet paper to wipe it on the street so it wouldve been rude not to
>>406476
anon
>>406460
wow what did you learn squatting? is there a lot of abandoned property there?
anon
>>406472
you should have skipped the going outside part and cut straight to peeing in his mouth tbh it's just more efficient when you think about it
rose
i was worried they'd spill it on themselves and be covered in peepee for the rest of the night
>>406484
sæкі
lel
anon
.play badlands chugs
rose
he kept squirting a water bottle at me tho, so meannn it was so codl
straw bury
most normal male flirting strategy
>>406487
sadmoder
is piss fembrained or malebrained
anon
>>406485
jarate is the way to tell someone you love them
rose
>>406484
idk i didnt wanna like overfill their mouth, its hard controlling the pee stream i wont lie
>>406491
sadmoder
rose with the firehose
rose
felt weird peeing up while standing, i dont be doing that much
>>406494
anon
he should have found you a seat
sæкі
i could make a lot of comments here but i uh
wont
anon
awww good saeki
anon
I'm too degenerate for chat right now, I'm sorry, I'd like to formally apologize
rose
idk if youre too degenerate, we are talking about piss drinking
>>406506
sæкі
:3
anon
is piss drinking degenerate? it's sterile
rose
idk i think piss has kinda become like a normie-ish kink
anon
piss drinking is less degenerate than using tinder if u think about it logically
sadmoder
thats like entry level kink
sæкі
hehe
rose
like its below feet n stuff but not as bad as some other stuff ykno??
rose
like at the super basic its like feet and boobs and genitals n ass
then piss n stuff - like its a kink but its not toooo hard
n then you got some shit like vore or inflation or whatever
>>406514
sæкі
real cute tho hhh
sæкі
>>406509
this makes me think of
is it faceball
have a nice dayyyy
rose
>>406506
i was a lil nervous but tbf everyone there was like turbofucked so it was whatever
>>406522
rose
we did usually hide behind a car or smth first tho one time he just squatted dwon n pissed out in the open
sæкі
aw
sæкі
lol
anon
bear grylls bf
sæкі
~/3/~
anon
;-;
rose
whys everything got a festival?? tf do you need a moxie festival for
anon
>>406512
haha imagine like if you were blushing and covering your face slightly and your cock was soft and small and you were peeing in his mouth and it was dribbling down his chin
>>406529>>406526>>406527
fp
>>406509
id look like that too if i made one of the most recognizable emoticons ever made and only got 45$ for it
anon
what is moxie?
sæкі
~ 3~
sæкі
heh
anon
It's just like a funny thing guys come on
rose
>>406531
yeah well i came so whats so funny now
sæкі
pffft
sæкі
hehe
anon
It's like really funny imagining a cute transgirl peeing in my mouth
sæкі
dont make me remember n crave dis again lel
fp
who's the taret audience for this
>>406545
rose
how does someone drink this fast??
>>406546
sæкі
-w-
anon
>>406543
He actually has a tutorial
sæкі
>can chug a full mug of stuffs in a few seconds
rose
hes kinda wasting time here
>>406550
anon
>>406548
This is a guy that drank like mouthwash then chugged an entire gallon of diet coke
anon
there must be some risk of damage from drinking like this
rose
<help my text got bloody fuuuuck
rose
quit burping bro your behind time
anon
Badlands Chugs has this in the bag
sæкі
huh
rose
idk boys inviting me to their house soooo many i can pee in their mouth for real
>>406561
sæкі
the badland chugs thing or...
anon
.play badlands chugs the ocean
anon
4
sæкі
>shy havent been to a guy or girls place to be cozy or stuff in a yr sad
sæкі
feels
rose
im telling you, 8 when hard
anon
can't go be cozy with saeki in a whole lifetiem
>>406571
rose
do you think burp fetishists love this guy
anon
That's what they call me, 8 when hard
anon
i used to watch this guy with my discord voice associates
anon
feels
rose
wtf
rose
how do you discover that you can do this stuff
>>406577
anon
true I guess you're drinking fast and you realize you can kinda do it different
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
dawn
.play belle and sebastian to be myself completely
sadmoder
rose u ever shotgun beer? like somepeople can just get that shit down quick
sæкі
have vid player off rn cus of playing gamer n need ram . ., .
rose
need someone to hold the beer can while i shot gun it
>>406584
rose
>w<
sæкі
im used to drinking kratom n that stuff tastes awful usually so i learned to just chug like too quick bwa
anon
kratom is bad for you
rose
.play to be unburdened longer
sæкі
is better for meh than other stuffs -3-
rose
oh also boy kept like holding the water bottle above my mouth and squirting it into my mouth, terrible it was so cold awawawa
>>406594>>406610
anon
yeh I think its better than alcohol alcohol is rly bad
anon
but its also like an opiate so it could go baaad
sæкі
cold does not sound fun to me
sæкі
n i dont rly drink alc, was to replace my urges for opis cus of chronic migraines
anon
u gotta express urself
rose
"you getting bodied by a chugging tuber" - badlands drake
dawn
.play kk_09_miyagi
anon
i don't rly drink alc either
sæкі
take the care peeps need tho in those ways
n be safe/comfy when doing ::sip like that
>>406609
rose
anyways brb
dawn
.del 5
sæкі
cold does not sound nicu imo
anon
>>406591
I used to know someone on Discord who would grab one of those sports bottles with the different lid and put warm water in it and chug it to simulate fellatio. I remember this person did it in voice chat once.
anon
wow I like how they had a creative idea and carrie dit out
anon
#write are there good treatments for chronic migranes

yes, there are several treatments. preventives like beta-blockers, anticonvulsants, or botox injections help some people. acute options include triptans or gepants. lifestyle changes like hydration, sleep, and stress management can also make a difference. keep track of triggers to find what works for you. consult a neuro for personalized advice.
are there good treatments for chronic migranes
sæкі
guh
sæкі
i have no gag reflex but would not do that
anon
#smartai how many doctor peppers could I chug

Ah, the age-old question of gastrointestinal fortitude and carbonated beverage endurance. While the exact number of Doctor Peppers one could chug is contingent upon several physiological and volumetric factors, let us approach this query with scientific rigor.

### **Key Variables to Consider:**
1. **Stomach Capacity:**
The average human stomach can hold approximately 900–1,500 mL (about 30–50 oz) when empty but can stretch up to 4 liters (135 oz) under extreme distension—though discomfort or regurgitation would likely intervene long before reaching maximum capacity.

2. **Carbonation & Gastric Distress:**
Carbonated beverages introduce CO₂ into your digestive system, which rapidly expands in volume due to pressure changes and body temperature. This leads to bloating, belching reflex activation, and potential nausea well before liquid volume alone becomes limiting.

3. **Sugar & Osmotic Load:**
A standard 12-oz can of Dr Pepper contains ~39g of sugar (~10 tsp), leading to rapid gastric emptying delays as hypertonic solutions draw water into the intestines via osmosis—resulting in cramping or osmotic diarrhea if consumed excessively quickly.

4. **Chug Mechanics & Timeframe:**
"Chugging" implies rapid consumption without pause; esophageal throughput maxes at roughly 20–25 oz/second for brief bursts (per competitive eating studies). However, pyloric sphincter resistance increases dramatically once stretch receptors trigger satiety signals (~5–15 seconds post-ingestion).

### **Calculations Under Idealized Conditions:**
Assuming:
- Standard Dr Pepper cans (12 fl oz / 355 mL)
- No immediate regurgitation
- Moderate gastric compliance

An untrained individual might manage:
- **(Low Estimate)** → ~3 cans (**36 oz**) before involuntary gagging/bloating halts progress.
- **(High Estimate)** → ~6 cans (**72 oz**) if aggressively pushing limits (*not advised*).

Elite competitive eaters have been documented consuming >100 fl oz in a single sitting—but these feats involve training techniques like gradual stomach expansion ("frog swallowing") and tolerance-building over years.

### ***Physiological Warnings*** ⚠️
Attempting excessive carbonated fluid ingestion risks:
▶️ Acute gastric dilation → vomiting/rupture risk
▶️ Hyponatremia from fluid overload + sugar crash
▶️ Aspiration hazard during forced consumption

For reference: The *Guinness World Record* for soda chugging involves specialized conditions unlikely replicable by casual participants.

**Conclusion?** Stick below four cans unless professionally trained—and even then… *why?*
how many doctor peppers could I chug
sæкі
(almost entirely, anyway)
anon
probably smart I thing ur throat would get sore and personally I wouldn't feel hot doign it
sæкі
mean i wouldnt put vc peeps through that but
liquid squirting in that way isnt the most fun or best
anon
no it's not tho im glad they enjoyed it
anon
ur nice 2 b around saeki
anon
honestly a lotta girls here are like you too twink and rose (sorry if not a girl it doesn't apply to you then if you don't want)
anon
but I do feel bad about that meme that you're a loser if you spend all day chatting online ya know?
anon
I am 100% man baby
anon
well actually 93% according to that test
anon
but my favorite ppl i like to see do spend a lotta tiem on here
anon
so do i ngl
anon
It's like finals week rn, so I am on my computer 24/7 anyway
anon
i should probably use this less but i don't look forward to that
sæкі
peeps are too kind
anon
>>406632
I want to fuck that smiley

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