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davesprite
>>408452
french bob is close to pageboy but a little longer and more texturing esp on the like runway fringe between the bangs and the side of the hair. also more swept forward in the way you part it
it's a lot like, more pleasing angles it produces not so blunt, and good for my semicurls
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is it anything like The Beatles tho
davesprite
it is honestly sort of a halfway between a french bob and like a very short wolfcut lol
davesprite
i also think it's gonna look sick dyed
davesprite
only thing is i really miss my ponytails
and my colorful scrunchies
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to try and get a buzzcut but mom wouldn't approve
>>408462
fp
need her to do that to me head
fp
my head
kate
So it's not so much a strength thing, just it can make you stronger to do.
davesprite
>>408458
i got a buzzcut in like 2nd or 3rd grade and i was so upset until my hair came back
> my skull is lumpy it's not shaped right it doesn't look like when mom did it
dumb tranny kid lol
did it to meself tho
>>408465
kate
I remember signing up for it when it was announced and then never touched it.
>>408466
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408462
I had long hair and mom wouldn't let me cut it so I had headlice in 5th grade
>>408467
fujo
>>408464
>>408463
the funny thing is, that the filename cannot change, because i do the matching by filename, so its literally removeWatch(a) addWatch(a)
and it gets even worse, addwatch/removewatch take a folder path, not a filepath (this is documented and the argument is named "path")..
seriously why do people pay for this crap
davesprite
>>408465
oh yikes
my sister had headlice one year and i was like soooo careful to avoid it and then fucking got them anyway i hated it
the little comb and the mayo in the hair euch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I probably said this before but when my parents found out my mom washed my head with gasoline. THe results were bad I recovered
>>408469
davesprite
>>408468
oh yeah i think i remember some mention of that
i'm sure it killed the lice good but oof your poor hair and scalp and the smell of that lol
>>408470
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408469
Yeah, a literal haystack for a couple motnhs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The more memorable moment was getting chicken pox cause I would literally beat the shit out of myself to prevent scratching them
davesprite
i should start washing my hair with gasoline to get more of a deranged busker aura going
see if i can frizz my hair out into every direction at once
davesprite
i already am so revoltpilled i may as well be walking around with letters on my shirt saying "THE END IS NIGH"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I still got a scar from the first one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408475
Gunga ginga
davesprite
>>408475
absolutely thriving of late
i have written so many words
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play finnish man bear perkele
davesprite
need to make some appointments today should do that shortly probs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Blue gatorade hits different
>>408486
kate
Speaking in plush toy
davesprite
blue powerade also but like the light blue one not the dark blue
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408486
The europoor mind can't comprehend blue raspberry
>>408493
anon
>>408487
Does not converge as it fails the p test. p is not greater than 1.
>>408492
davesprite
and blueberry acai vitamin water mmph
davesprite
>>408489
i love that blackberries exist already and are not a popular flavor name and we already name shit wrong (apple juice is mostly grape etc)
and yet we still invented the idea of the blue raspberry for basically no reason
what an amazing testament to freedom
>>408496
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408493
I like blueberries but for an embarassing reason
>>408499
davesprite
>>408496
what possible embarrassing reason could there be for liking blueberries lol
>>408503
anon
glegle is not smart
sadmoder
smert
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408499
Uhh, you ever heard of "Charlie and the chocolate factory"?
>>408505
davesprite
>>408503
oh god okay understood abort discussion
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
davesprite
veronica... not like this...
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Youtube was a mistake
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also blame MatPat
kate
.play what the dog doin
davesprite
personally i have a fetish for drowning myself in chocolate rivers so i get it
>>408513
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408511
Specific but I'm not kinkshaming
davesprite
my fetish is getting disassembled by a laser beam and then turned tiny and mocked and then stretched out in a taffy machine until i look like gumby had a mutant child
>>408517
dawn
fukouna girl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play silly creature
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408514
Oh yeah Mike Teevee's storyline was fucked up
>>408518
davesprite
>>408517
they kinda all are he just maims all the children and he also leaves charlie and his uncle to get shredded to red mist before they burp their way out
>>408521
anon
I can't wait for deltarune chapter 3 and 4
>>408520
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408519
The Pope....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408518
There's an official sequel and it's even more insane than your post
>>408522
davesprite
>>408521
hey you can't blame wonka for the events on the space station it was those goddamn pernicious knids
davesprite
i love that book lol
davesprite
the president gets eaten right i feel like i remember that happening
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm sure Mathilda (the one with Danny DeVito) either scarred millions of kids for life or gave the same kids a fetish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah I was
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play send me on millipede way
davesprite
i would watch a movie adaptation of great glass elevator fr tho
faye
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faye
im not watching an hour of that im sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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dawn
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hehe silly millipede
dawn
qt
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Love this creature: the milktoast
anon
All millipedes go to heaven. All centipedes go to hell
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WRONG. All bugs go to Heaven
>>408540
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408540
No one is mean on purpose, maybe you should stop harassing them
dawn
mosquitoes do not go to bug heaven
dawn
fuck mosquitoes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes they fo
dawn
they go to a lake of fire and fry
anon
Absolutely no way jumping spiders and ticks go to the same place.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All.Bugs.Go.To.Heaven. Period
dawn
if the garden of nurgle is heaven to you then i suppose they go to heaven

but carriers of lyme and malaria and many a disease are not for whatever you have in mind
>>408552
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't know anything about WH40000 nice try
faye
.play devil nobody
dawn
do i harass them by merely existing

millions of them live in one pond and all they will do in their lifespan is fuck with me and breed to make more little fuckers to fuck with me
straw bury
.play worldwide3 femtanyl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just avoid them. I don't step on rainworms when they emerge from the ground
dawn
one does not exist in the summertime and avoid mosquitoes
faye
.play femtanyl kill everybody
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408558
What would you do if you were a mosquito
>>408565
faye
nope
faye
i forgot tyhe name
anon
If you have even neutral views towards the mosquito, you need to touch grass more.
>>408570
faye
lmfao
dawn
>>408560
i would go into a body of liquid with enough surface tension to slowly kill me
faye
wait its
faye
.play femtanyl kill every 1 you know
faye
CLOSE
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408563
I am in higher risk of developing skin cancer and cathing other diseases because of immunodepressants so no
dawn
>>408569
they're the worst

mosquitoes are a bitch, you can not escape them no matter what you do. bonus points if you live outside the city by a small margin so your area doesn't get sprayed, so swarms of the fuckers will make walking outside without lathering yourself in deet impossible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408569
No shit, their mouth is shaped in that way
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If parasites are so bad then why medical leeches
>>408574
anon
>>408573
They have jobs, mosquitos are unemployed and leech off others.
>>408577
dawn
apparently something is out of whack with my hormones or blood or... something, i'm told, but if i am in a room with 10 other people they gravitate toward me

they follow me inside, then they find a place with a tiny amount of moisture and breed. mosquitoes are pain
>>408580>>408582
anon
its a myth that every single creature is needed for a stable ecosystem, some of them just fucking suck and can disappear and nothing bad happens
see: american locust
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408574
Mosquitos are girlbosses
dawn
i support mosquito xenocide
dawn
kill all mosquitoes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408575
That's what happens when you have maxed out seduction stat
faye
i saw that some researchers had genetically modified mosquitoes so that they would breed once then their offspring would be sterile
>>408583>>408584>>408588>>408590
dawn
>>408581
yea, that and ones with a proboscis that can't penetrate skin
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're not a mosquito
faye
they also had been doing research into how much it would affect the global ecosystem if they went extinct
anon
>>408581
youd need to keep pumping them out forever for it to hurt the population thi
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The Earth's ecosystem is too complex to just pull away one brick from it
>>408592
anon
>>408581
this happened to my parents once
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whatever, I'm gonna a bugs' rights activist until I die
anon
biggest concentration of animals ever recorded disappears from the face of the earth to literally 0 consequences
>>408598
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408592
Okay and?
straw bury
.play machine girl grindhouse music video
faye
.skip (video skipped)
faye
.play coffin kids
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408593
So? They did this on their own accord
>>408599
anon
>>408598
some animals can go extinct and its ok
also extinction ≠ extinction in modern era you can keep lab populations
>>408602
faye
no !
faye
i did ti wrong again
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408599
Because they did this on their own. This is different than purposely killing them just because ouchie
>>408606
faye
.play casket kids
straw bury
KILL EVERY1 U KNOW!!!!
faye
i love this song
anon
>>408602
>like 100 million deaths worldwide anually is ouchie
uhm sweaty
>>408609
straw bury
.play takihasdied adrenaline
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408606
Death from what? A mosquito bite? Be more specific
>>408611
anon
canceled .....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, malaria sucks but no literally every species of mosquito carries it
>>408614
anon
and other bloodborn pathogens
straw bury
shoulda guessed
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fine, I'll get malaria
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But bugs will always go to heaven
>>408622
faye
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dawn
i'm sure mosquitoes go to one of the bazillion planes of hell that definitely exist

whichever one it is i am satisfied
>>408626
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408622
Based
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408624
Buddhism. You mean buddhist hell because they have hundreds of them
dawn
the hell of awful-to-deal-with bugs, yeah
faye
mosquitoes will never reach nirvana
>>408630
anon
isnt samsara already hell i thought that was the whole point
>>408633>>408636
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408628
They can reincarnate and achive it as humans
anon
and heaven is nonbeing
faye
they will remain in samsara as long as they are mosquitoes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408629
I'm basic white bread orthodox christan, I don't know that much
dawn
one does not become a good mosquito
faye
>>408629
i mean yeah existence is hell is it not teehee
anon
:3
straw bury
>>408639
hey uhhhhh fp uhhhh did u know that theres this game called darkwood where u can eat wooden logs to regenerate ur health???? its like pritty cool............ every1 should play darkwood its pretty swag
>>408646
anon
based and beaverpilled I saw one half a year ago
faye
what if one can only reach true enlightenment and escape samsara by being a mosquito
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bobr kurwa
anon
any advice for this fucked up discord relationship I have with a "hrt femboy". It's my first time being sort of involved with someone, and I feel weird and shitty for multiple reasons.
>>408647>>408665
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408645
Cancel him on twitter
straw bury
>>408646
i dont stream im too socially anxious :(((
fp
:/
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Cancel her on twiiter
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sorry
anon
I just feel bad because I'm cis and I have weird feminization fetish shit and she has a weird relationship with gender.
>>408659
anon
>>408640
tfw you show a girl how oily you are and how shiny your teeth are and she still rejects u
faye
as in you want to be feminized?
>>408657
anon
>>408656
No feminizing others, so like misgendering her and calling her a failed male and stuff
straw bury
>>408646
wait did u mean like on discord
straw bury
>>408662
oh cool uhhhhhhhh i forget how to friend someone on discord
anon
>>408665
I just feel like I'm using her. We both mutually like the sexting, but we could never meet up and it's not something I could do in future. She deserves someone near her and also trans.
>>408670>>408673>>408676
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408664
Transition to female brain
faye
yeah fucking end it dawg dont lead her on
anon
maybe you could help her find someone or smth that would be cute o algo
>>408674
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>408668
She better no try to groom you
anon
>>408670
If feel like I can't fundamentally understand other people. I only seem to get into situations where I use people for sex or companionship without actually caring about them as people. I don't know if I can even fundamentally relate to people.
>>408678>>408679>>408680
anon
>>408668
do you want a cis woman in the future maybe? or are your personalities not matching? it’s ok whatever it is, the main thing is to be a good person with what you’ve got <3
anon
>>408675
#hug maybe no one can, or they’re just different from you
anon
>>408675
dont take this the wrong way but is it possible u just got the 'tism
faye
>>408675
r u gay or something bc ive heard similar things from like. comphet type people not that its necessarily the same thing, but maybe u are just barking up the wrong tree
>>408681
anon
>>408680
I'm probably bi, but I'd rather not be disowned. I find like women sexually gross, but I like them as friends.
>>408683
sadmoder
are you loving vicariously through this hrt femboy anon
faye
>>408681
well thats probably the issue then, find yourself a nice man anon
>>408684
anon
>>408683
Not getting put into the camps in the next 20 years. I just want to live a normal life, and if I can live it by by marrying a woman and having kids then I'm taking the opportunity. I'm better of than so many people. I can be straight for most of my life.
faye
you can be gay and live a normal life... i get the feeling but you're not GOING to have a normal satisfying life by rejecting yourself dude
sadmoder
do not bring kids into this equation anon, thats going to end horrible no matter how this resolves
anon
idk I think if you really care about having kids that’s something to think about but you shouldn’t lie. I don’t think you need to have sexual love to raise kids together with someone, but they should be on board with that
faye
you'll feel like then then you're going to hit 50 and realize you wasted your life not being yourself and living your life properly and you're going to ruin the lives of your wife and your kids or you're just going to be miserable forever
faye
its your life, live it your way
anon
I just don't want to disappoint my parents. They don't deserve another son that just fucks up his life for no reason, maybe I could just do that think only online and have a normal straight life during the day.
>>408691
dawn
>>408690
anon who cares about your parents

it's your life, you can't perpetually live it for other people. doing that until you're extremely miserable is a very bad idea
anon
mmmmm real
faye
you're so far in denial my guy im so sorry, i hope you can find your happy and i hope you can do it by being yourself
faye
its not healthy to compartmentalize your life like that
faye
and its awful to the other people you'd be doing stuff to
sadmoder
or anon hear me out, find yourself a fujoshi who wants to watch her uke get fucked
anon
So should I just stop talking to the discord femboy? I fuck up almost every sexual/not friend relationship for no reason it seems.
anon
ftm might be good for you mbe if he wants kids
>>408699
anon
>>408698
Pretty sure most ftms are infertile. and I don't want to date someone with that hole.
anon
I would tell them what you feel seriously. don’t ghost them and talk about your life goals, and see if you can both help each other.
faye
either give your hrt femboy what she needs or stop talking to her, you're just going to hurt her more if you string her along
>>408713
faye
but dont just ghost either
anon
maybe you can be friends after
anon
So just tell that that I'm using them only for sex and can't see them as person and like that they mostly look like a male? If I tell the truth that's way worse than ghosting.
anon
tell them you care about them and feel bad about using them and they deserve a beautiful life but you’re desperate for children
anon
I shouldn't have gotten myself into trans spaces like a chaser and got myself into relationships that are fundamentally wrong.
anon
nah I don’t think so. if you ghost they feel alone n all
anon
yeah… but it’s nice to feel something, and you made each other happy. life is a series of moments, just make sure the sadness of ending it Is balanced by the good it did for you during and how you changed together
>>408710
anon
>>408709
I didn't do "good". I sexted and got nudes from someone that I'm incompatible with in nearly everyway. Nothing I did was because I was thinking about her. Only me.
>>408716
nona
chat i got my new drivers lisence !!!
nona
it says my name on it and has new cute picture
>>408721
kate
hell yeah
nona
.play anime negative xp
anon
and sex can make people feel good
anon
>>408716
Ooops I killed someone, but now I feel really bad about it, which makes it morally neutral or even good, since I'm thinking about other people.
>>408723>>408724
nona
.play negative xp beamer boy
anon
>>408719
but then you dedicate your life to helping their family and preventing murders and not getting in that situation again and your life is still a W
anon
>>408719
are you really comparing sexting to murder? dude...
anon
also sunk cost fallacy
anon
you need to take care of her, and take care of yourself, that’s all. not so bad.
sadmoder
u think she ever gets a boner rubbin up on his ass. and does he feel it
anon
>>408727
waow… no wonder you have the bf n all beautiful
SadChan🍉🍉
>>408727
hahaha that brazillian streamer
anon
apparently he was abusive though and she left him and got a nice gf to ride with
SadChan🍉🍉
sayuri is her name? idr
SadChan🍉🍉
i saw a thread on 4chan about her a couple times they are all like EWWW SHE HIT THE WALL
>>408737>>408738
nona
yeh its sayuri. i love her so much. oh yea :( they only likeed her when she was skinnyyy.not a real sayuri fan :)
>>408759
SadChan🍉🍉
because shes not annorxic anymore...
anon
>>408734
sad… I think being young or anerexic can be pretty but FUCK that hitting your car with a bat can be entertaining. being able to smile and live a full life is what matters not being pretty maximally lmao
>>408742>>408741
anon
I can't really be bothered checking stuff like that about people who I'm never gonna meet lol
SadChan🍉🍉
>>408737
yea she looks much better and healthier with a normal amount of weight. its just normal misogyny
>>408743
SadChan🍉🍉
>>408737
>matters not being pretty maximally lmao
>:(
anon
bcuz you want to … awwww : ( grrrrrrrr I wanna beat up ur brainworms
SadChan🍉🍉
i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty i hate being ugly i hate being a freak i wish i was pretty
>>408748
fp
ok
sadmoder
samsies
nona
>>408745
i bet u are cute anonette..
SadChan🍉🍉
being pretty is bazedddddddddd
SadChan🍉🍉
i pass okay most of the time but i hate looking in the mirror because of my giant brow bone i need FFS
anon
you’re cute and when you’re an old lady you’ll be a beloved old lady because you’re a good kind person
SadChan🍉🍉
i am an old lady im old asffff im 32 its OVER fo rme
SadChan🍉🍉
youth is spentt
SadChan🍉🍉
im a late transitioner who blew her shott
SadChan🍉🍉
now i vicariously live through ANIME obviously i wish i was ANIME
anon
When did you start transitioning?
anon
>>408735
bazed real fan of other women <3 real one
SadChan🍉🍉
i think she looks way better now that shes not skinny
SadChan🍉🍉
SHRIMP
SadChan🍉🍉
shrim
SadChan🍉🍉
p
SadChan🍉🍉
hru??????
shrimp
sadchannel
SadChan🍉🍉
sadchannel :)
shrimp
im fine
SadChan🍉🍉
thats fine
SadChan🍉🍉
its finals week
SadChan🍉🍉
im gonna die
shrimp
finally
anon
>>408770
That reminds me of that one poster on r/4tran
shrimp
youre gonna finish
SadChan🍉🍉
i did the ARc Raiders playtest and it was AMAZING
shrimp
fug i forgor abt that
SadChan🍉🍉
I played like... 40 hours in the 3 day playtest
shrimp
is it over
shrimp
fuck
SadChan🍉🍉
i killed so many people because im a fucking gamer
shrimp
gamer
SadChan🍉🍉
i camped
SadChan🍉🍉
YEAAAA
anon
waow
shrimp
camping gamer
SadChan🍉🍉
and its a playtest so no cheaters :D
SadChan🍉🍉
no wall hacks to spot me camping in a bush
SadChan🍉🍉
i never got to play wind waker as a kid its the only zelda that really caught my imagination i wish i playe it when i was a kid
shrimp
willl arc raiders finally be the tarkov killer
>>408794
anon
those games were so beautiful and imaginative I always wanted to play the Zelda games
SadChan🍉🍉
>>408792
I think it might, thought tarkov lost 80% of its player base already
shrimp
true
SadChan🍉🍉
tarkov killed itself and kind of left the market open
SadChan🍉🍉
marathon is the marathon killer
SadChan🍉🍉
it killed itself
shrimp
tarkov is the marathon of marathon killers of tarkov
SadChan🍉🍉
killers.
shrimp
thats what im saying
SadChan🍉🍉
yea yea yea
SadChan🍉🍉
i wish I could do different fonts in this
shrimp
they added a new mode to overwatch
SadChan🍉🍉
I want to type in Chiller font
shrimp
which is like round based and u buy abilities and it can be in third person
anon
I think life is about experiences not who you are : ( and everyone should be happy n make a happier world
>>408816>>408821
anon
what would you actually do if you suddenly found yourself in some model’s body sadchan? cuz I bet u can do smth like it now
nona
fcc wont let me be :(((
anon
>>408816
our society is lookist but u can still have friends n love n hobbies n good food n such
>>408819
SadChan🍉🍉
>>408818
im lookist but only against myself
nona
.play task force doomer playlist
anon
>>408808
Who you are determines your experience and if you are happy. You can't change sexuality if you live in a homophobic place.
>>408826
SadChan🍉🍉
i have 2 gets im so proud
SadChan🍉🍉
shrimp do u see my gets
anon
>>408821
idk. I think you can be a happier comphet or kill urself if your life is not worth living. there’s always choices with the options you have
anon
>>408827
ohhhh you were the one who was saying that earlier. I think I replied to my 3111111 post n said the nonny who wanted it could have it
>>408832
nona
BABY IM A BEAMER BOY
nona
NEED A BEAMER BOY
nona
NEED A Z3 THATS A 2 SEATER BOY
anon
>>408832
it was always yours nona <3
nona
ty fren
anon
hmm maybe it wasn’t I can’t rember maybe it was like >>399999
nona
it wasnt me
nona
i wasnt here that long ago
nona
>>408842
2013 is only 3 months away...let that sink in..
rose
hello, christmas is only a week away
>>408840
anon
I think it was >>377777 that’s yours
nona
yussssss
nona
a /k/ production
anon
The third piggie built his house out of wolf skulls. They aren't sturdy, but they send a message.
sadmoder
thats tuff
kate
Desk vibrating music
anon
waow
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