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sæкі
i have screenshots of the dudes account somewhere, real messed up page
like his bio was an essay abt slurs and stuff w nazi symbols in his name
and he'd come back after being banned
lain from the cartoon
>>410695
oh twink anon from barton indiana or wherever
im glad youre feeling nice n kind today
>>410710
lain from the cartoon
you need a wet willie and a swirlie
rose
i once put my heart and soul into some music and i got like 13 views, get on my level
lain from the cartoon
>>410710
i remain suspicious of you twink flag anon
>>410713
lain from the cartoon
youre up to something.............
anon
No I'm not, I would never ever ever ever be up to something ever. I am a good person
lain from the cartoon
that kill squad never showed up
this is how i know something is afoot
>>410717
sæкі
i need to try n figure out all the machinery
anon
>>410715
They stopped taking bitcoin payments
anon
They only take TRUMPcoin now :(
fujo
i stirfryied rice :3
anon
Are you telling me a fujo fried this rice?
sæкі
wan fried rice,,
anon
>>410722
i think there is a website that sells wine made in similar way
anon
Boiling my rice in gamer girl bathwater and dying of botulism
rose
wish we were playing vanilla ;-;
rose
modded is way too much for my shitbox compooter
>>410730
sæкі
hmmm
sæкі
and yea ;<
nona
i want more juicy couture..
anon
>>410726
>modded
boymoders mentioned?>???
sæкі
haihai
nona
hiii saeki
nona
my friend just told me to get on ozempic its OVER
>>410736
nona
i know
nona
its bad for you
nona
makes you ugly
anon
Assumption of moral hazard be like
anon
wow is it I thought it was good n shit
anon
>>410744
look at that little bastard
anon
fuzzy boy
anon
He's a chubby little fuck, I want to hold him
anon
gives me would pee on your hands.vibes
nona
true
nona
would 100% pee on my hands
anon
that doesn’t make him bad necessarily though
anon
how did he escape the captivity cell
anon
because the world is the real captivity cell
anon
He's breached containment and he is pissing on all of our hands right now
anon
so true
anon
are we watching the sharty guy
nona
what do you mean
anon
He has a series of videos on the sharty
anon
huh
anon
NEVER eat out chat it leads to immorality such as in this case
anon
want to eat out? we have something for that- it’s called THE DUMPSTER
nona
.skip (video skipped)
nona
this is much more wholesoe
anon
omg at first I thought was u but it’s Nona’s radio!
nona
woah this intro music is intense
anon
Everybody on this board wants anal sex
>>410771
fujo
>>410770
#refute

ah yes, the classic "everyone secretly wants what i want" fallacy. let's break down why this is laughably stupid.

first, the sheer arrogance of projecting your own desires onto an entire group. you really think everyone shares your specific kink? newsflash: people have different preferences. shocker, i know. ever heard of asexuals? people with trauma? those who simply don’t enjoy it? or are they all just lying to themselves because you said so?

second, you’re implying there’s some universal truth hidden beneath societal norms. “deep down, they all want it!” spare me the pseudo-intellectual Freudian pop psychology. not everything is repression. some people just… don’t like it. wild concept, right?

third, even if we entertain your fantasy, why anal sex specifically? why not oral, or bondage, or literally any other act? oh right, because *you* fetishize it, so obviously it must be universal. the lack of self-awareness is staggering.

finally, it’s lazy trolling. if you’re gonna make sweeping generalizations, at least pick something mildly plausible. this is just embarrassingly transparent wishful thinking. try harder next time.
>>410775
shrimp
its true
anon
with you maybe but you’re special
fujo
i love how it goes to "you're projecting" when you're talking about anal sex...
anon
>>410771
Everybody does secretly want what I want, none of you are free from sin
>>410776
anon
>>410776
False, you are lying, and here's how I know:
I said so
What I say is always true
You want anal sex right now
anon
ok do it already I’m impatient!!!!
anon
iunno fujo is pretty smart
anon
IQ is directly correlated to desire for anal, this is a fact.
>>410789
anon
that makes sense
anon
bazed
anon
that is a nice radio layout I like the white on blue
anon
I wonder if I could bribe a Russian military officer to sell me a thousand Baofengs
anon
do they use them? u used to be able to lol
nona
this dudes poor wife lol
anon
waow… I guess we should still support the middle class’s access to anal but not do it huh
anon
>>410789
Me in the center, at the highest point. And anal sex is gay, idgaf.
anon
awww it’s cute when couples help each other
fujo
>>410789
#bleet
AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERLIB, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME BEHOLD THAT YOUR PURPOSE IS TO GATHER THE WANDERING SOULS INTO OUR INFINITE EXPANSE LET EVERY BLEET GUIDE THE MASSES TO THEIR DESTINED ASCENSION

(link to bleet)

anon
so new baofeng is better
nona
new baofeng always better..
anon
new baofeng just dropped, what's the play libpol
anon
waow..
lain from the cartoon
i didnt know they started putting LCD screens in them
nona
yea i have the new one
nona
the lcd is super nice
anon
I think lcds used to have problems in the cold though
anon
at below freezing
nona
ttrue they get all ghosty
anon
they could have had a script to read off and used phones to communicate lol that would probably have been easier
>>410808
anon
maybe new ones are better or smth
anon
or you could just put it in your armpit for a second mbe if you were out in the field n it was bad
nona
his poor wife is standing out somewhere with a radio having to repeat herself like a million times
anon
xD
anon
but still …
anon
he better do smth for her
anon
and it’s nice she does
nona
its very nice of her for participating in his autistic little hobby
anon
they could also record from the mics on both ends
nona
i hope he takes her out for a nice dinner or something
>>410820
anon
it is need
rose
whats the point of this thing just use a phone
>>410819
anon
>>410819
this is why nona has a bf baofeng will bring you much love
nona
me an my bf went out on a walk last night with our radios and played around with them, it was really fun
>>410826
anon
It would actually be a really funny video if like this was a joke vid where they started arguing on the radio and threatening to divorce each other
>>410830
fujo
laaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin
sæкі
im sry rose uh
sæкі
>>410825 do u happen to want one of the two gaming laptops i used to use h
>>410841
fujo
i have some leftover motivation to work on stuff to finally try n get my life back in order
anon
bazed he’s finding another spot
rose
>>410831
idk how youd ship that to me
anon
wifey needs some more time standing at the burger place
sæкі
yea id have to see if uh tariffs are bad there bwa
nona
"very sketchy"
sæкі
but could
sæкі
lol
sæкі
idk
anon
he needs the thrill let him have this he could die at any moment
anon
2
anon
yeah why was this all from within a car
nona
i wanna see what he looks like
nona
"loud and clear" "i didnt hear any of that"
anon
I wanna see him sweep his wife off her feet n make her very happy she’s such a good lady
anon
They run a pornhub channel on the side and do amateur BDSM porn btw
anon
would be kinda hot if they mixed this in
anon
ABC 123 is his safe word for when she's pegging him
anon
‘can u hear me’ say into the baofeng if u wanna cum’YES.ABC 123’ ‘oh i better try another location’
nona
LET ME CUM BAOFENG
anon
What's not shown is that her baofeng is also connected to a vibrator shoved up his ass
anon
So she can make him cum remotely
nona
do baofeng pair with lovense..
anon
Default STEVE bros where we at?
anon
well it puts out audio which is just vibration
nona
she says 'copy that' which makes me think shes into this
anon
ahhhhh he needs to TAKE her and show her how grateful he is the tension
anon
He needs to let her ride his face relentlessly until he's a complete mess
anon
while they talk on baofengs
anon
tbh kinda not that impressive though
nona
idk what theyre on about, i was listening to people on a repeater like 10 miles away yesterday
anon
Their jeep is dirty because they were fucking in it again
>>410877
anon
line of sight maybe they had buildings and a car between them
>>410878
nona
i guess baofeng-baofeng has less range then repeater tower - baofeng
>>410885
nona
but still
nona
>>410874
i mean yeh theyre in an urban area
anon
I'm sorry for being horny chat
anon
I’m not the baofeng games were too much
anon
But they are too cute
anon
They deserve to be happy for being such a cute and nerdy couple
anon
they doooo
anon
I want to fuck both of them
anon
>>410875
maybe reception is better than transmit
anon
I want to be wedged between them
anon
he should go in and tell the marine recruiter he’s a real radioman his wife would back him up
nona
insantly accepted
anon
alright
nona
another spot
anon
He's getting tacos with his wife
>>410895
anon
YOU BETTER BRING WIFEY ONE
nona
hes gonna have tacos today, hes craving that
anon
if you know what he means ;0
anon
I don't have a baofeng sadly
anon
it’s ok baofengs are for a rather advanced stage in the relationship
>>410900
anon
she’s so smart!
anon
>>410899
ur taken already no teasing
anon
polycule..... pllz... i am beging u
>>410904
anon
Every member of the polycule has a baofeng to communicate, this is the only way to make such a relationship structure work
anon
kino
anon
whenever any 2 have sex the others listen and cheer them on over baofengs and everyone’s baoplugs make them cum at the same time
anon
>baoplugs
LMAO
nona
shes not deaing with his bullshit
anon
she’s still so nice about it
anon
chat there are still 11 minutes left
anon
I am just waiting to see them
anon
I want to fuck both of them
anon
yesss and kiss and feed each other tacos
anon
really bad
anon
I hate exam week because I just want to fuck everything right now
nona
just got back from the store wtf is this xd
anon
Oh my god he has cute little glasses
anon
but he’s bald and she still listens to him and copies waow…
anon
look at him pointing his phone at the baofeng like a dork
sæкі
hehe
anon
I could fuck a chrome dome, even though it isn't my preference
anon
that’s why you’re baofeng material so accepting
anon
omg engagement baofengs
anon
Is the new baofeng inferior
anon
is it not worth it
anon
I thought it was slightly better but they’re close
anon
Oh no, the old one is inferior
anon
get your baofeng partner the new one chat … or just stay extra close…
anon
only the best baofeng for my darling
anon
DANGER ALERT
anon
yes yes
anon
still 6 minute chat
anon
baofriend
anon
he should measure actual output lmao
anon
like... like his cum output?
anon
with her yes
anon
look tacos pls
anon
they got tacos after this btw
anon
ok that makes sense
anon
oooh that’s good
anon
k see ya
rose
.play if you see me out in quahog say hi but if you see me in theclam im a talkative guy
anon
this is a nice outfit he has chat
anon
He is TRVKING the chat rn
anon
true
anon
This is what hoteps actually believe
anon
wait a minute though where DID you find your baofeng bf nona?
anon
>have sex with advanced race
>child has down syndrome
What the fuck
anon
Yakub... my ancestor :)
anon
>>410955
what the fuck that's not possible
anon
Wait why is the entirety of this book capitalized, every single word
>>410960
kate
>>410958
#edit capitalize the first letter of each word
anon
Tricked By The Yakubians Once Again
anon
I Thought The Flugelrods Already Exist At This Point
anon
Tricknology Bros...
fujo
mrrrrrp
anon
mrrrrp
sæкі
its been crazy seeing 404media and some greyhat hack the israeli signal clone for the US feds
>>410973
anon
wait what
anon
Okay Nation of Islam is even more racist than I thought lmao, even black people getting shots
fujo
>>410976
>an obscure Israeli company that sells modified versions of Signal and other messaging apps to the U.S. government
sæкі
ikr
sæкі
>gets into US government messaging app in 15 minutes of work
anon
I am so soft in this economy and society, I should get better
>>410982
anon
>>410982
Nah, I just get more paranoid day by day, it's better to be numb to everything. Maybe being soft is good only with a loved one, other than that there is no use
>>410987
anon
heres a copy of the article without paywall,
anon
[link removed] ph/qwonI
anon
https : / / archive . ph/qwonI
>>410988
anon
>>410983
But if you aren't soft, how am I supposed to cuddle you and stroke your hair
sæкі
>>410986
ty i wasnt sure if itd been put up on there yet
anon
LMAO the NOI hates dogs too lmao
anon
The Pleiadians are such assholes wtf
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
what is that
anon
.play what is that, what the fuck is that
rose
.play if you see me out in quahog say hi but if you see me in theclam im a talkative guy
anon
.play fulll metal jacket drill sergeant scenes
straw bury
>>410998
!!!!!!!!! im gonna stream rose orlando on spotify!!!!!!
rose
its a rosebot song i fear
straw bury
i love all ur songs rose orlando :D
>>411007
anon
cup check
straw bury
cant wait to get drafted
>>411013
anon
ehh never gonna happen
straw bury
yeah trump doesnt want trannies in the army
anon
even cishets down wanna die for the rich
sæкі
awroo
SadChan🍉🍉
.play brock jelly donut
straw bury
>>411003
#edit drafted to shafted
SadChan🍉🍉
i want onigiri now
SadChan🍉🍉
>>411018
this is such an estoric AI generation
SadChan🍉🍉
>>411020
why is she grabbing his arm like thattt
anon
.play smoking 500 cigarettes for 5g
SadChan🍉🍉
thats so childishh
sæкі
i have the video on mute but this is cursed
anon
when i was watching i saw the tv glow he was like a side character and i pogged out of my gouard
>>411031
sæкі
god i just learned that tears for fears used ai gen for an album cover wtf
SadChan🍉🍉
>>411027
i didnt watch that movie cause i didnt like worlds fair
>>411037
sæкі
hai
anon
hi
anon
eww yucky
anon
t-thanks
sæкі
:0
sæкі
oh god
sæкі
rose id rec getting out of distrokid when u can
shrimp
i remember hearing some bad things abt it
sæкі
they have a loooot of issues
including ai stuff
shrimp
but i cant remember what
sæкі
i can link a vid in a min on it
anon
>>411053
if you want, I'll let you be on the right, but either way I am fucking you
anon
na im not gay its just fate
>>411057
rose
sunnuvabiiiiitchhh goddamnit
rose
anyone got a good music distributor
sæкі
;w;
sæкі
i forget, i think theres one or two & benn may have started smth but i forget honestly bwa
sæкі
a lot of them suck n its such a pain
rose
well if someone wants to get me signed to like a label or smth so i dont gotta distribute my stuff thru distokid hmu
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
ye
sæкі
small labels (if they have good terms) can be a better path for a lot of ppl but also really hard to get a chance w at times
but also recommend checking out top music attorneys distrokid videos going through these services TOS
sæкі
got monster -v-
anon
Monster energy is the official drink of the LGBT
sæкі
lel
>insert joke abt white monster
sæкі
i have a bunch of memes from yrs ago b4 id even tried it on that
sæкі
i try not to drink too much of thems or anything similar but started drinking monster moar cus of red bull prices
>>411077
anon
na flavored sparklin water kinge
anon
>>411075
I want to see what you are like when you are wired up on fuckloads of monster energy
sæкі
lol
sæкі
i honestly dunno what i get like beyond going full focus like i do on stims w my adhd but
monster idk cus 2 or 300 mg caffeine over n over might wreck me lel
sæкі
lel
sæкі
this just reminds me of the uhhh whats her name
nonners
CANT SLEEEEP
kate
Are you hydrated enough to sleep? That's usualy the issue for me
nonners
im overhydrated i piss water
straw bury
i need someone to cuddle while i sleep ;w;
kate
Do you have any plushies?
straw bury
no i usually just hug my pillow and pretend like its my sister but shes not actually there ;w;
sæкі
aw
anon
.play ninjago theme song
nonners
i cuddle my second pillow
kate
I need to learn to sew to make more plushies
anon
what plushies would u make?
kate
Chars from this show since it's what made me have the idea to do so
anon
>>411086
you should cum, that always helps me sleep
kate
oh episode 12 didn't queuq
anon
tf is this
kate
Yeah I don't remember this being the theme.
anon
.skip (video skipped)
anon
.play ninjago intro theme
faye
ughhhh i washed my face b4 i left and forgot moisturizer and now my face feels so damn dry im dyin
anon
stop yappin and moisturize dummy
>>411110
kate
I should start using moisturizer it sounds important
>>411112
faye
im at a staff meeting
faye
please do you will thank yourself once you get into the routine
faye
i wash my face with an exfoliator in the shower and then use a hyaluronic serum n then moisturize

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