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or hm
anon
#ai caloric value of a dachshund

nice try fed.
caloric value of a dachshund
>>412366
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yeah i dont think ive seen conductor on the non two level ones here personally
fujo
>>412364
>dachshund
and there i was thinking i was spared of reading german words today
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lol
anon
I am experiencing Schadenfreude at your suffering
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-u-
straw bury
im lainmaxing right now (staring at my poorly organized pc for hours on end blasting really loud breakcore into my ears)
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anon
#smartai explain the basics of Auftragstaktik

Certainly. *Auftragstaktik* (often translated as "mission-type tactics" or "directive control") is a military command philosophy that emphasizes decentralized leadership, individual initiative, and flexible execution within the broader intent of higher command. Originating in 19th-century Prussian military doctrine and later refined by German forces in both World Wars, it stands in contrast to rigid top-down control (*Befehlstaktik*, or "order-based tactics").

### **Core Principles of Auftragstaktik:**
1. **Commander’s Intent (*Führungsgrundsätze*)**:
- Higher echelons define objectives broadly rather than prescribing exact methods.
- Subordinate leaders must understand not just *what* to do but *why*, allowing adaptive decision-making.

2. **Decentralized Execution (*Dezentrale Führung*)**:
- Junior officers and NCOs exercise significant autonomy to exploit battlefield opportunities without awaiting orders.
- Encourages rapid adaptation to fluid situations—critical in modern warfare's unpredictability.

3. **Mutual Trust (*Vertrauensprinzip*)**:
- Commanders trust subordinates' competence; subordinates act with discipline toward mission success.

4. **Simplified Orders (*Schlichtheit der Befehle*)**:
- Directives avoid excessive detail, focusing on end goals ("Seize Hill X by dusk") rather than micromanagement ("Advance via Route A with 2nd Platoon...").

5. **Initiative Over Obedience**:
– If unforeseen circumstances make prior orders obsolete, subordinates are expected—even obligated—to deviate intelligently if it better serves the mission.

### **Historical & Practical Advantages:**
- Enabled Germany’s rapid maneuvers (e.g., Blitzkrieg) by bypassing bureaucratic delays.
- Outperformed slower Allied/Axis centralized systems where lower ranks hesitated without explicit instructions.
- Remains foundational in NATO doctrines (e.g., US Army’s "Mission Command").

### Key Contrast with Befehlstaktik:
||**Auftragstaktic**|**Befehlstaktic**|
|---|---|---|
|Decision-Making|Decentralized |Centralized |
Flexibility |High (adaptable)|Low(rigid)|
Trust Level |High(trained judgement)|Conditional(order-following)|

### Modern Relevance:
Today's complex battlefields (cyberwarfare, hybrid threats) demand Auftragstatik's agility more than ever—proving Clausewitz’s adage that no plan survives contact intact requires empowered leaders at every level who can think beyond rote compliance while staying aligned strategically speaking."

Would you like elaboration on specific historical implementations?
explain the basics of Auftragstaktik
anon
I'm lainmaxxing hard (dissociating from reality)
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>>412370
hehe
guh still uploading wadduhecc is this pic giant wh
fujo
what kind
straw bury
digital hardcore, atari teenage riot
fujo
is it breakcore or is it the SEWERSLUT type shit
straw bury
nah dude real hardcore SHIT!!!!!!!! hetzjeg auf nazis type SHIT!!!!!!
>>412380
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there we go
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*honk honk*
fujo
most artists in there are likeee questionable personalities but uhhhhh
>>412394
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lel
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guh
learning abt who sewer was was painful
>>412396
fujo
>>412390
i mean thats basically every breakcore artist ever in history
anon
>>412385
Hamburger oder ein hamburger
straw bury
>>412386
the guy that made this got tossed in jail for a couple of weeks for punching someone at a riot and i think thats the most drama he ever got in
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just cus referenced b4
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know abt so many weirdo ones
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would insert the quote here abt how peeps who make the best art can also be some of the worse peeps, cant remember the exact quote hm
straw bury
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
straw bury
yuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh :3
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lol
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also on a similar note, is weird to find out that the creator of lain became a qanon follower
straw bury
wat do u believe is behind this rise in terrorist bombings????? bad sportsmanship..............
anon
>>412409
Where did you find my youtube channel
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lol
fujo
>>412412
honestly the only thing that's more disgusting than hearing germans speak german is americans trying to speak german without being able to speak german
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anon
>>412413
One time there was a Danish substitute in my German class, and I would just aggressively scream every single word and she said that I sound like a native German speaker
>>412418
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lol
fujo
>>412414
doubt they know what german sounds like, if spoken by germans
anon
I legitimately only remember that JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" and that this meant I am a donut because the Germans would just say ich bin berliner.
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fujo
>>412419
yea as i said, thank god he was in berlin not in hamburg
anon
idk I'm not German, they lost the war o algo
>>412423
anon
Ye
straw bury
amerijuanican
anon
>>412427
inaccurate, it took too long for someone to whip out a gun
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-v-
kate
>>412427
Just leaps over the desk with a shotty in one smooth motion
anon
>>412430
Freedom ain't Free, God Bless
nona
home
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yays
straw bury
NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF YEEEEEAAAAA
>>412440
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weba :>
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eheheheh
fujo
>>412436
have you ever looked at like the old interviews of ppl. from the breakcore scene?
there was one dude who was like "oh yea we needed a genre of music that's too fucked up for the nazis"
>>412443
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lmao html tags
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tim is bazed sublime text 3 user
straw bury
oh yeah still fits lul
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was reading up on british punk history n skinhead history of the resistance & violence between anti racist n nazi skinheads recently
find SHARP in the US real interesting 2
straw bury
POUNDED INTO DUST BURIED WITH LEECHES SACRED LIGHTS BLISTERED HANDS
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white riot white riot of our own
straw bury
if ur wondering im just listening through the metal playlist i sent to my therapist and saying the lyrics
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lol
nona
home
nona
i feel like shit
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aw
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n ye weba
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;w;
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i think so . . .
fujo
yea but you also haven't seen me
nona
im not very cute
fujo
for good reason too : )
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seen lil of hair awa
straw bury
i loved ur cthulhu hair
nona
should i go on a bike ride and listen to my radio
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dat sounds nice
i wan get to bike again, i had been planning to get a used electric bike to be able to actually go places again
>>412479
nona
or should i stay home and take a bath or something
nona
or cuddle with my roomate
nona
or watch tv
nona
:)))))))))))))) so many options
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d'aww
all sound cozy
nona
>>412473
electric bikes r really fun
straw bury
whaaaaat boyfriend AND roommate to cuddle with????
>>412482
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havent gotten to hab one yet, used electric scooters a few times, but am like 10-20 miles from the places i like going/local city i feel most connected to
maybeh 10-15 miles from train station i cud use to get into city city
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wan try n get way to easily access train to go in for stuffs or rent somewhere closer if, most likely at this time, stay in the state bwa
straw bury
aaaaa why doesnt someone adpot me already :((((
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awww
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hehe cute
straw bury
us fr
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:3
anon
exhume strom thurmond and margaret thatcher and melt them down into plastic cockrings
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6qr9j3g3QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg.jpg
found other smol drawing fren did of me when still had lain haircut n was boymode ish cus of being a co owner of several k member discord w some channer types
anon
>>412482
imagining what it must be like to be a normie and have your roommate be a puppy girl who's bf literally "owns" her
>>412498
anon
total normie puppification
straw bury
FUCK THE LAW
WE DONT NEED EM ANYWAY
85 IN A 20 THATS A PERFECT DAY FOR ME YEAH
*SUPER FUCKING BADASS 18-WHEELER SOUND EFFECT*
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silly boop
straw bury
would snuggle :3
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see, cute
was right :>
fujo
i wish i could see it
straw bury
fujo i am giving u a big old hug and a big old kiss on the forehead and gently pushing the hair out of ur face and giving u a hug again and telling u that everythings gonna be alrite and making dinner 4 u and cuddling u 2 sleep
>>412512
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i wish i still had puppybrain or such roomies still, sad
fujo
>>412510
i wish, smol correction, i'd do the cooking, ive been told im good at that
>>412513
straw bury
well can i at laest help u cook -w-
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bwa
straw bury
swag
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cuteee
straw bury
tell me u wouldnt eat dat B)
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pancake pic from other day or sammich... i forget..
straw bury
...........ok u can make dinner -w-
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hecc thats the low low res one oops
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i wish i didnt so over grain that one but yk
fujo
>>412524
it actually looks quite nice
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^ ye
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:0
ouuu
straw bury
>>412520
also have none of u seen it for real?
straw bury
look in the reflection lmfao
anon
>>412531
carrots look like a nice texturew
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lollll
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didnt enlarge cus saw the other day
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and lel, silly
straw bury
>>412539
i need 2 cuddle a femboy
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i remember i kinda dated this guy i think was schizo who i think was from soc in 2018
anon
>>412539
femboys and imageboards, name a more iconic combo
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ouuu
fujo
u make dough, you roll dough, you put some tomato sauce onto it, cheese, tomato pieces / bellpeppers / whatever you like, and roll and bake :3
straw bury
idk how 2 do any of those things....... will u teach me >~<
>>412552
straw bury
>>412552
just so long as u dont notice me doing poorly and grab my hands and guide them so that u can make me do the task correctly bcuz that would be kinda gay........
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aw
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hehe..
fujo
aww.......
straw bury
once colorful dreams swing like dead paratroopers from the naked trees
straw bury
>>412559
waow. that image is like. a poem
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aww
straw bury
antipsychotics time
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used to take quetiapine
nona
this femby is rlly cute omg
nona
theyre all like 'isnt 4chan full of hackers!!!"
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loll
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'who is this hacker 4chan'
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oh god g4
fp
6 hours review about a shotacon game
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o-o
fp
whar
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wtf
fp
oh wait that's the other one
fujo
its kinda sad that people here are always from the us, never europe >:
>>412585>>412606
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aw
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ive seet some peeps there but
mostly know eu peeps generally
fp
anyways why is this a six hour review
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n cus of parts coming up, wanted to skip part of this for the reason i wanted to show peeps but didnt realize seek is mod only
also is great w the personal stories though this is more of the analysis section
calling it shotacon tho is weird
fp
i thought it was another game
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is nominally about the game
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ahhh
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its abt a boy from tokyo visiting the countryside for summer break for a month
is very peaceful n cozy, comfy if not exactly a 'cozy game'
his reviews though are more of a verions of the 'every review is memoir of the reviewers experience(s)' tho
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in a little while itll come to the part that i love so much i believe
in that section ill probably cri as usual
fujo
im wondering whether or not i should go to another country for the next few days, jsut to get my mind off of things
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ooo
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i wanna leave the US so bad...
>>412613
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unless i find peeps im comfortable/safe staying w
>shrug
>>412592
fujo
>>412591
unlikely to happen in the us
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i mean roommates or partners n such
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also depends on where u live
straw bury
risperidone: flushed
estradiol: swalloed

B)
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lel
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:3
anon
I live in like... the worst part of the country
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ayako BINGO katagiri
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aw
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am in midwest
anon
Deep South
anon
Eh, I'm white and bisexual which is basically the least obstructive LGBT identity
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yea, do what chu n peeps need for selves
straw bury
>>412576
dont u know that rose orlando herself comes from british?
>>412609
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hehe
straw bury
it says so right on her bandcamp page which can be found at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
straw bury
new rose orlando single just dropped on spotify btw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon
>>412590
IDK, say that since I'm not trans I have my priorities wrong, but at least in Germany/Finland/Sweden, they have pretty high unemployment, low pay, and stagnant growth recently.
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anon
they're kinda fugged rn
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>>412613
have much more possibilities over there due to my work n connections tho
n know the shift in the region/specific countries but is due to a mix of intersectional issues personally of being trans/+disabled n so on
>>412620
straw bury
i wish i had a trans girl to date
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lmao
anon
>>412616
well I am autistic (what a fucking shocker, seeing as I'm here)
straw bury
is it weird that this game kinda reminds me of unto the end
>>412629
anon
so yeah I am worried about what's going on here.
anon
but I do know someone in Finland and just in case I'm dabbling in Finnish. worst case scenario I learn a new language for nothing, oh well LOL.
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yea, also that
pretty much all but confirmed i have asd due to tons of issues n my personal internal experience but yk, tho honestly im glad at this moment that i didnt get diagnoses w how things are here rn
>>412625
anon
>>412624
yeah I'm fucked cause I have a diagnosis
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would recommend being careful if u decide finland generally rn w the rightward shift, particularly there but in nordics more generally
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15126.gif
pat
will be possible to work together though stuffs n try to reach out to ur community or find spaces online more w peeps locally how u can for the mutual aid in case things get worse or realized w that
::pat
anon
really? I thought Western/central Europe was having the strongest rightward shift?
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finland has been having a shift in the parties towards further right though germany in specific is generally on a whole other level
anon
honestly it seems that's been happening everywhere except South America +Mexico.... which has seen some of the best post covid growth in the world, but surely that's a coincidence, right chuddies?
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could link talk on it i have to rewatch at some point but
there has been some shift in SA but not as much in MX, thankfully
tho its also it's own unique version of it; as neoliberalism was early early near its start within chile & such
but ive been glad some peeps ik have been able to move back to mexico more recently
anon
the whole world seems to be shifting rightward honestly
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but it is a generally 'worldwide' thing other than the countries that have recognized the struggle & oppression theyve experienced due to much of this — plus we're seeing, even if only a reaction, shifts to the left somewhat in countries being more heavily affected now
anon
I'm waiting for the midterms here personally. I hope for the best. Plus by then Finland has it's next elections so I can see how things happen there too
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gl
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i hope to go to college again once i leave or such due to cost n having better connections for work or my portfolio better put together
>>412640
anon
>>412639
I'm entering college in the fall personally. Expecting to go for a 2yr degree
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best wishes -v-7
was in college here for cs but had to stop going, tho still enrolled, cus of health n financial stuff; decided id continue pushing self taught work on cyber/infosec n research on threat actor stuff to be able to not have to pursue the ages of intro cs classes when i could try n do more, more efficiently
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anon
>>412641
thanks. going for cs myself.
nona
being slutty on /b/ again awaawa
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awe ;<;
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hecc ><
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oop ree
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fatto ;w;
nona
fatto
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lel
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getting closer to the interesting part i think is soons
anon
>>412641
I had to take intro CS classes, it was a truly painful fucking experience
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IKR
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ive been coding/started doing game dev linux esc stuff since 12 or 13 n trying to go into that was a pain, even tho i knew plenty of peeps were only there for the bag
anon
I know this might sound kinda mean, but like I feel like if you are going into CS, you should already know how to code some basic projects
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yeah
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i think there should be some kind of option for getting intro intro/coding intro classes n such if u need but that stuff guh
anon
Like we literally only just started doing sorting algorithms halfway into this semester, so almost a year of just being like "this is an array, this is a list"
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lmao
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i might try n get a like, maybe remote, IT gig/job for a while to save up money to rent somewhere or find peep to room w
but have to see
>>412661
fujo
>>412660
if you're not some kind of programming prodigy, getting remote programming jobs without prior experience is absolutely impossible
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ye
anon
You'd be doing cybersec helpdesk stuff presumably right?
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i mean IT
not specifically programming
>>412667
nona
did some1 skip
anon
I might skip
fujo
>>412664
there's only so much you can do while remote, like you cannot replace a printer cartridge remotely
anon
.skp
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
it's six hours I am sorry
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-w-
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yea i mean ik peeps who do it n maybe able but unsure, would most likely be in person which is fine too if its something i can get to
anon
idk I only got interested in CS like a couple years ago
anon
>>412674
where did you find this gif of me
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:3
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(also wanted to seek to part past this analysis section but didnt know mods cud only do that)
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he goes into some really personal stories n travels to his home town after like 20+ yrs for the first time
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also talks abt a memory condition esc thing i relate to a lot w mine n cptsd or asd stuffs affects on it
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awwwwww
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hope youve been getting a lil better w it n have a suit or stuffs to avoid the sunburn stuffs ;3;
>>412683
straw bury
>>412682
dw im building caluses on my shoulders B)
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awwwww
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cute pic thoughs other than burns ; w;
straw bury
thats not a burn thats a bruise from carrying like 85 pounds of rebar
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ahhh
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ohhh yee
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i was thinking of welding torch or stuffs w the sunburning if u dont cover up fully
>>412733
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bwaaa
straw bury
one time my boss showed us a burn on his shoulder from when he left some rebar outside in the sun and tried carrying it on his shoulder and it burned him because it had just been baking out there
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strong cuties
anon
Also have to take my stupid Calc 2 exam tomorrow even though I already finished Calc 3
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ouu is getting close to transition into stuffs p sure, is where i was gon skip to
fujo
i wish someone would carry me ._.
>>412697
straw bury
>>412696
i could prob carry u :3
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awwwawa
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- w-
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hehe
cute
anon
>tfw nobody will ever carry me
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;3;
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pat
fujo
probably
straw bury
i went to the ironworker union hall this week for a demonstration of the type of work they do and stuff and three different guys called me a skinny motherfucker
>>412714
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ive said few times here but am trying to . . .
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same
fujo
this looks like something that i'd see after taking way too many hallucinogenic substances, the wrong kind
straw bury
eeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:)
straw bury
my dad boutta get deported
>>412723
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oh my god i barely played the vid oh god
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aaa
straw bury
>>412720
(hes a mexican immigrant)
straw bury
i dont even like my dad but still if they kick him out imma do something fucked up
>>412728>>412735
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yeah
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i get that
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<3 dont ruin any of ur lives
straw bury
>>412728
not for my dad dont worry
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haha mhm
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i have a semi strained one w mine cus i respect the stuff he's done but he wasnt uh the best person in ways for a long time
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
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i dont weld
straw bury
>>412733
u dont get cancer from welding by getting burnt u get it by inhaling the fumes
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i mean the UV
anon
my dad is pretty cool but emotionally unavailable
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same
was also a religious type who believed being even gay was a sin until i ended up coming out tho idk if he stillll thinks that, tho doesnt rly care
>>412748
fujo
my dad's a conservative asshole who's turning more racist/rightoid year by year
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aw :/ that sucks im sry
straw bury
my dads just kind of a loser who was too old to have a kid
anon
>>412743
luckily my dad is not ultra religious, he is the type to be like "maybe this Trump guy makes some good points" then looks at his 401k and becomes a resistlib
straw bury
>>412749
oh my goodness im so sorry
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lmao
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i've tried to push him in the right direction particularly after the asmon ban for saying the i wont cry a river for palestinians after saying smth even worse yk
and the
>im only 99% sure the holocaust happened
>>412758
anon
>>412749
( ́・ω・`) Your father watches Streamers?
anon
Someone's dad watches Asmongold
SadChan🍉🍉
THE BEST ANIME OF ALL TIME IS KAMPFER BECAUSE IN IT BOY CAN BECOME GIRL
fujo
>>412753
it could always be worse, it could be alex jones
straw bury
my dad watches ai generated slop ;w; its so sad seeing him just slouched over on the couch like a human blob looking at a video of elon musk surfing on a shark or some bullshit its not even funny
SadChan🍉🍉
IS THIS VIDEO MICHEAL CERA???
SadChan🍉🍉
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL CERA????
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also yeah, im glad he isnt a right right/openly right wing guy but he has the unconscious biases from his upbringing n all

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