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anon
>>417440
porkin it and jorkin it am i right or am i right
anon
.play Toby genderless
fujo
another day, another psyop.
fujo
this bed is so hard.....
fujo
I dont want to get up...
nonners
#smartai should i kms be honest

I'm really sorry that you're feeling this way, and I want you to know that your life has immense value. What you're experiencing right now is incredibly painful, but it doesn't define your future—things can change for the better with time and support.

If these thoughts are overwhelming, please consider reaching out to someone who can help: a trusted friend or family member, a mental health professional (therapist/counselor), or even an anonymous crisis hotline like 988 (in the U.S.) or similar services in other countries. You don’t have to go through this alone; there are people trained specifically to provide compassionate support during moments of deep distress.

Would it be helpful if I shared resources tailored more closely to what might be contributing to how you feel? Let me know how best I can assist—your well-being matters deeply. should i kms be honest
>>417459
nonners
cringe
anon
>>417450
No haha don't kill yourself
straw bury
::dont kill urself
straw bury
twinkanon should i kill myself
anon
Noooo
straw bury
hehe okie :3
sadmoder
so is the new pope like a deep dish guy?
anon
The New Pope is American and I think that's pretty epic, American catholics finally getting the representation we need
sadmoder
it sure is something, idk if american catholics needed representation tho
anon
I'm kinda surprised that he got picked, but this is like every time the cardinals pick some whacky shit
anon
I thought we were going to get Pizzaballs
sadmoder
lol just ended up with pope hamburger
anon
He's a Chicago native
anon
We were so close to getting a Pope from New Orleans, the guy's parents were from New Orleans
sadmoder
whats the worst city/state combo for a pope. im feeling salt lake city, utah
>>417476
sadmoder
idk if catholics even exist in salt lake coty
anon
>>417474
that'd be impossible, Salt Lake City is basically mormon town. There's a handful of places with shitloads of catholics, then the rest of the country is just protestants with the occasional catholic hiding in there.
>>417477
sadmoder
>>417476
> Salt Lake City is basically mormon town
yeah, but i imagine a catholic from a majority non catholic area is probably more insane than a catholic from a majority catholic area.
anon
Protestants imposing their ethics on us when we just want to drink and party and shoot each other and dance and fuck without protection. Very very rude.
sadmoder
protestants should invent something like confession so they can let off some steam from time to time
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Is that a Postal 2 reference
lain from the cell phone
shays cago
da windy city
nonners
jesse what
lain from the cell phone
>>417481
yeah buy some stocks why not
anon
Also banned for uploading nsfw to booru, but I only uploaded questionable forr work content
lain from the cell phone
[panning shot of minneapolis] the big apple everybody
>>417489
anon
>>417487
>panning shot of St. Louis
>Bottom Right: New York, 2018
>"Ahh the windy city"
>>417492
lain from the cell phone
>>417489
[panning drone footage of atlanta outskirts]
the city of dreams
lain from the cell phone
jump cut to a southern man who says "i am walking here, thank you"
anon
>ahhh.... the big city
>it's a small town of like 150k people
lain from the cell phone
don't let the guy from iowa or something away you the people still shoot outside
>>417499
lain from the cell phone
sway* god i hate mobile
lain from the cell phone
>>417499
hehe you could've fixed the typo too, asshole
>>417501
lain from the cell phone
>>417501
friendship lives on libbed pol dot org
anon
>>417502
it's the triangle of wealth. You either get it quick, get it reliably, or get it independently.
anon
Pick two, but you can't have all three
sadmoder
hmm if i get enough at one time it doesnt need to be reliable
lain from the cell phone
financial strategy this year: unexpected windfall
>>417510
anon
Who else ready to become a coal miner????
anon
We're all gonna be sexy sweaty AMERICAN coal miners rubbing soot all over each others bodies while we work hard and play harder
lain from the cell phone
>>417510
nothing bet it all on red
anon
Really though, is there really a single thing wrong with the Martingale Strategy?
anon
Think about it
anon
Just double your bet every time
sadmoder
isnt that what the 00 and 0 are for, to make it so the house recoups their investment on the long run
anon
Yes, the house has a slight edge, but theoretically if you have the money, you can bet 1 dollar on black. If that falls through, you bet 2 dollar on black. Falls through, 4 dollars on black. And on and on. Then when it hits black, you will have netted a single dollar and recouped the losses. This works until you understand exponential growth.
lain from the cell phone
i ran this simulation a while ago just for funsies over like 1mil rounds
the conclusion every time is that you end up negative millions of dollars
>>417518
anon
>>417517
Yeah, because exponential growth is more massive than people realize.
anon
Eventually you can no longer afford to cover the bet for like 16 million dollars to recoup your investment and net a single dollar
lain from the cell phone
you'll just patently have a better time doing one big gamble instead of trying to make roulette a job
anon
If you are going to make any type of gambling a job, it's online poker. Then maybe you could learn to count cards and play blackjack, but even card counting has a massive spread and it is very easy to lose cash in your day to day unless you have a team.
sadmoder
didnt like fedex bet it all on red or something
mobilerose
reading is undefeated when words are the vibe
lain from the cell phone
there are better careers with high stakes
same "rush" but a lot less dumb
>>417527
mobilerose
waiting for the train rn, everyone say "rose have a good day today on this blessed friday"
sadmoder
like options trading
sadmoder
rose have a good day today on this blessed friday
mobilerose
thank u sadmoder, my greatest ally
lain from the cell phone
rose i hope you have a nice day and a nice day and please 🙏 take care
>>417532
anon
rose, I hope you have a good day in spite of your circumstances (being British), I know that you will have a blessed day and you will bring light to these dreary times.
>>417534
mobilerose
>>417530
trying to go for something of biblical greed but i will keep my mouth shut for now as to not jinx it
>>417537
lain from the cell phone
biblical greed hmm ,,,
mobilerose
>>417531
it is so sunny today twinknon
anon
The sun couldn't hope to outshine your positivity
mobilerose
i am most luminent
lain from the cell phone
>>417532
i believe it will go well
i have no basis for this but i get to decide if it's just a guess
>>417538
mobilerose
thank u lain i trust your judgement on these things >>417537
>>417539
mobilerose
my silly ass got to the station 30 mins early
lain from the cell phone
take b roll for an eventual music video
-
sad 😞
mobilerose
too many ppl :/ id feel weird
mobilerose
need a videographer to take videos of me tbh thats be so cute
mobilerose
puppystar
anon
I wish I was good at music
>>417565
lain from the cell phone
>>417527
i think i just never understood gambling as an appeal
its mostly dumping money in a pit
>>417547
anon
>>417546
I know gambling addicts, they will literally do slot machines on their phones. There is more to it than just burning money, like the actual colors and stimulation fucks with your brain. Skinnerbox to the max.
>>417548
lain from the cell phone
>>417547
i have an uncle who lives in a house that's free somewhere in like a slum town of indiana
one time he took me to dinner (before being trans publicly mind you)
he had lost the house and a few marriages over his life
he pulls his phone out at the restaurant and plays slots at the table
points it at me and says "you can have whatever this is"
lands 1000 dollars
it was nothing
that is insane to me that shit is so scary
lain from the cell phone
like how fucked off do you have to be to just be pissing around 10s of thousands a day while living in like
baaad conditions
anon
idk, gambling addictions are insane. Especially because it is one of the more socially acceptable addictions. I'm glad I just have a crippling sex addiction that has consistently fucked with my relationships in the past and also a crippling nicotine addiction and also depression. Because none of those cost me anything aside from the price of a pack of cigarettes.
lain from the cell phone
lost the house (cigarette addiction)
anon
stealing copper wire to purchase cigarettes
lain from the cell phone
financing a pack of american spirits
anon
Can you use klarna to buy ciggies? Split it up into four different payments.
lain from the cell phone
tax deductible cigarettes
lain from the cell phone
i'm glad i never smoked actual cigarettes
i'm just stuck with this stupid vape stuff
>>417561
shrimp
vaping is a lot better eah
>>417563
lain from the cell phone
oh shrimohh oh wow shrimd
shrimp
hi i just woke up i slept for 12 hours
anon
>>417557
I used to do hookah, and it is honestly very fun and cool and also addicting. But I like it. I loved the blueberry mint shisha
lain from the cell phone
wow me too
>>417566
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417558
I love the poof stick
shrimp
i used to love ciggies but after vaping for a few years the last time i tried a smoke i almost threw up lmao
mobilerose
>>417545
just start doing it over and over and over, ive been making music now for like 7 years
>>417576
lain from the cell phone
>>417566
ooh hoohhh ohh oh wow yeah me hha yeah me too
>>417573
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I am weak, I have tobacco allergy
>>417569
anon
>>417568
it's okay, I use mouthwash constantly to make sure my breath doesn't smell like smoker's mouth.
>>417574
shrimp
wait is the poof stick a vape or a cig
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vape
shrimp
oihhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417569
Woah, Mouthwashing reference
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love that game
mobilerose
>>417565
why my message so far back wehhh
lain from the cell phone
>>417573
i gotta write some kind of silly way on mobile
it's hard when you type slow
shrimp
oh thats very true
anon
>>417573
lain is flustered and wants to be cuddled
shrimp
oh i know
anon
>>417587
You live in Britain unfortunately. :(
mobilerose
not rn
anon
Wait where you at
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao
mobilerose
im in skibidiville
shrimp
ohio?
anon
I'm in skibidiville too, let's meet up
mobilerose
meet n fuck
anon
meet'n'fuck 2, the meet'n'fuckening
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I rememebr their porn flashes
shrimp
i played those games as a kid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They were always bad tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417602
I got in trouble for looking at pron on the family pc many times, one particually memorable one was one my grandma found Flowey porn in the browser
>>417614
mobilerose
like this post to jack off
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jorking it
shrimp
>>417605
oh boy its the worst when they find the wierd stuff
mobilerose
my mum always blames porn for me being a tranny, shit blows
>>417618
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417617
#smooch
anon
findom
mobilerose
yuh
mobilerose
god itd be so cool doing findom i love money
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why do brits eat faggots tho
>>417627
mobilerose
>>417626
thats like scottish ppl im p sure, ive never had one except like if u mean a faggot as in a gay person
>>417630
shrimp
#ksay cereal experiments lane
horse
hi shrim
shrimp
omg horse
shrimp
my dearest horse
lain from the cell phone
#ksay horse
>>417637
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Partriotic gay
shrimp
>>417635
why are you on ur cell phone and not at home playing minecraft
>>417641
horse
#ksay caballo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#ksay feesh
anon
Prison gay flag but still no superstraight flag
>>417643
lain from the cell phone
>>417637
i'm still in beddddd
shrimp
ohhh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417640
That's the georgian ribbon
anon
This is erasure
anon
#ksay sneed
anon
#ksay Sneed's Feed and Seed, formerly Chuck's. Chuck's FUCK AND SUCK
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No gende
shrimp
alright im revealing my power level
>>417652
lain from the cell phone
what is that flag
shrimp
wouldnt you like to know
lain from the cell phone
this is unfair treatment
>>417670
anon
This whole board is nothing but subs
>>417656
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Argentina but gay
shrimp
nintendo switch
lain from the cell phone
nintendo switch
shrimp
nintendo switch 2 is a findom switch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Prison
anon
nintendo switch
lain from the cell phone
nintendo switch 360
anon
nintendo switch
mobilerose
>>417664
as oppose to balls of alive meat
shrimp
>>417652
ill think abt it #smooch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yuyuko from Touhou
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Og (tm)
lain from the cell phone
>>417670
>dom
i watched you fall down a pit and go wehhhh
mobilerose
on the train now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not trans
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Prison but gay
>>417680
mobilerose
im a dom btw
lain from the cell phone
>>417675
likely story chump
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
These are bretty fun
sadmoder
someone on 4chain made a manmoder flag yesterday, i wonder if they did it for me
>>417685
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Trans people enjoyer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Panafrican trans
>>417687
anon
>>417684
Gaddafi. Think about it, the guy was obsessed with plastic surgery. Always dressed the fuck up. Surrounded himself with women but was notably known for not having sex with them.
>>417690
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OG femenists
anon
>>417686
yes, I am going to hold you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417687
Sounds like me tbh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Swing both ways
sadmoder
the complex numbers are just numbers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I imagine a cock in my haters' asses
>>417698
anon
the person who came up with fractions is a fucking genius
>>417704
lain from the cell phone
im gonna eat some burger and get on the "craft"
shrimp
>>417700
maybe a genius but i can imagine a stoner coming up with it too like "broo... what if like.... there were numbers in between the other numbers... thatd be crazy"
sadmoder
i miss somking weed and doing math
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417706
Weak ahh insults
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play x finds out his value
anon
>>417708
what are you gonna do about it? You don't even know it's just numbers.
>>417713
anon
.play fundamentals of topology
shrimp
>>417710
im just gonna keep giving you the minimum amount of attention to keep you acting out because i find it amusing and cute
>>417718>>417716
lain from the cell phone
>>417713
dom flag
nonners
#ai is it all just numbers

it really do be like that sometimes. is it all just numbers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417718
Me when my favourite web comic sucks
nonners
whats your favorite webcomic
>>417725
anon
>could we do it if we were touching
Me
nonners
you should make a video essay "why my favorite webcomic sucks"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417726
I love garbage
anon
This is a bad explanation, why not just say subtract from both sides
horse
these voices are gonna make my brain melt
lain from the cell phone
if anyone wants to play MC the server is public btw
>>417731
horse
i pee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My super laser piss
lain from the cell phone
uhhh i can't get the info rn sec
shrimp
was it the launcher
shrimp
>>417731
come mine come craft (but watch out)
<https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/aoc>
140.82.8.117
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play cat dinuts
shrimp
.play puppertown
anon
2
faye
>>417736
its in the kitchen .. or well i think it became more of another machine room but whatever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
This guy gets excited over everything I swear, you could look at him wrong and he will get an erection
anon
.skip (video skipped)
nonners
wuffen puppenstuffs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play grinch ultimatum
nonners
.play catch the ice dude
faye
im glad you found it
shrimp
hehe
shrimp
thats actually a really clean setup with the uh
nonners
what the fuck is topolyg
>>417765
faye
i love those things
faye
i had just gearboxes there but that looks neater
>>417770
sadmoder
the play command should have an option for playback speed, listening to a lecture in real time is unnerving
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417769
Your favourite webcomic sucks even more
>>417777
shrimp
never
0.0743% bloober!boymodewng
it's literally just a lie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when I get dommed by a human sized shrimp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do MtF trans people girlmode
>>417783
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*FtM
anon
>>417781
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Domming my haters in CoD
shrimp
dont believe boogers lies
>>417786
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417785
What's ur theme song. I think it's S&M by Rihanna
>>417792
horse
what is sigma_1?
sadmoder
an element of tau
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
He's so cute tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play four gregs
shrimp
fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ocean man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis is your song
shrimp
ocean man hand take me by the hand man man hand ocean man hand take me by the hand man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love Spunch Bop movie
shrimp
i watched it a lot as a kid
anon
Spunchbop
shrimp
.play spongebob movie goofie goober rock song
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Squinch Bob
horse
::borzaoi
horse
::bloober
shrimp
wow you can hold a lot of apples
>>417816
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417819
We're hardcore
horse
do borzoi sniff good
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
their nose can gimbal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The smell like dogs do
anon
>banned for adding nsfw to the sniff tag
:(
>>417831
horse
::snoofa
horse
:sniff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SMIFFFFFFFFF
anon
>>417831
It was questionable for work
shrimp
yeah
shrimp
like u could get in trouble
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
No thoughts just croth sniffing
anon
There was no genitals visible
anon
And your boss would probably see it and say "based" and walk away if anything
horse
shrimp conjecture
shrimp
ive conjected many things
shrimp
blegh i reek
sadmoder
why is their armpit blushing
shrimp
its shy
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