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anon
>>417843
nervous, embarrassed at the stench
sadmoder
👎
anon
tummy blushing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Rantummy too
sadmoder
so the reals without the rationals are a topology
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417851
I love dogfish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.postal 2 pacifist run
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play postal 2 pacifist run
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why are germans like this
anon
autism
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ah yes Eltingville Club
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Where the fuck is Shrimp his theme is on
Dakota
fat fat fat
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I;m fatter wanna fight
Dakota
nah i'm like sick or something
Dakota
it was either really spicy food or depo shot
horse
shrimp has a wonderful minecraft server
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'd be sick too if I was this thin
Dakota
lol hush randalfag
horse
i miss spongebob
Dakota
i gotta go to work in like 40 mins and i really feel so pukey
anon
what if I called in a bomb threat to your job
>>417882
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pukin is feminine behaviour
mobilerose
big wins for rosie rb
Dakota
dont do that i need money
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Glowie
mobilerose
hello everyone
mobilerose
on the train with a boy rn :3
Dakota
i'm jus gonna take some zofran and thug it out
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh shit Spounge Bob said frick
Dakota
brb gonna brush teeth so i can take pills under my tongue
anon
Oh frick, he said it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
We're big boys now
Dakota
ugh everytime i bend over i feel like bleeegh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is juat like Yandere Simulator (2014)
anon
.play the postal movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Ward
nonners
why does everything suck
anon
would that make you feel better
nonners
no
anon
what if I made you a new cup of tea
nonners
ok
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Johnson juice
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
How bout butterfly tea
nonners
never had butterfly tea
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It's delugtfully blue
anon
>>417902
Do you want a warm cup of tea or iced
nonners
it doesnt matter i will pretend to like it dont worry
anon
But I want you to like it too...
nonners
aw thats sweet thanks
anon
I want to get you tea and tasty cookies
anon
or biscuits as they call it in britainland
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I pissed in a teapot once because of Jojo
straw bury
crazy hair 2day
anon
very nice
mobilerose
hello gaming gang
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
straw bury
haiiii rose
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play postal movie theme
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#poll Best Dude Rick Hunter/Jon Saint John/Corey Cruise
nonners
i need to be hit by a train
>>417925
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me too
anon
>>417923
You need to be held and kissed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Ward is such a darling
nonners
.play ye crashes out over a pdf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nobody watched this movie so I have spoilers privilage
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anyways the fat guy is gay and betrays uncle Dave
kate
Solid color grading on the film tho
SadChan🍉🍉
makes it look like a video game level
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Germans amirite
anon
This is the greatest video game movie ever made
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is the only video game movie
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Whitewashed Gary Coleman smh
kate
>summarizing Postal movie using rated G language
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average youtube reviewer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
BEst movie ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Zack Ward is canadian, he's Randal IRL no way
nonners
is this like duke nukem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nah Duke Nukem sucks
nonners
theres SEX IN THIS MOVIE?
>>417947
SadChan🍉🍉
Duke Nukum is cope Postal is chad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417945
Happens
nonners
is this cinema
nonners
i dont think this is cinema
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It is cinema
nonners
let alone absolute cinema
anon
This is cinema
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kino
SadChan🍉🍉
i think its interesting it exists but yea
SadChan🍉🍉
trying to make an intentionally bad movie on purpose is kind of interesting
anon
It's an accurate to Postal Postal Movie
nonners
oh look we got a movie critic here, would you consider making a video essay about this video
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think Vince Desi should be crixified
anon
Yeezy mentioned
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Graduation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only started liking Kanye after his recent schizo arc, still not gonna listen tp his music tho
>>417964
SadChan🍉🍉
yeezus is cringe
SadChan🍉🍉
>>417962
I think his early stuff is okay pop hip hop
SadChan🍉🍉
i always thought anyone who said he was a genius was like
SadChan🍉🍉
a poser for a genre a dont even care about it
SadChan🍉🍉
apparently he IS a savant genius when it comes to music composition but thats not like lyrics and stuff
>>418007
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kanye is autistic
SadChan🍉🍉
yea he is
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God forbid (autistic) men have hobbies
SadChan🍉🍉
i think the problem is the psychotic, violent behavior that has defined his entire life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just like most rappers
nonners
s'gsdf
nonners
sorry about that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417973
Relatable
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
N word is not funny
SadChan🍉🍉
Maybe you didn't know how to do it.
SadChan🍉🍉
xD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>417980
God Ass?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play banjo kazooie city tour
nonners
firefox dont crash for once challenge
kate
Do ya have a lot of tabs or plugins?
SadChan🍉🍉
Frederick Law-Olmstead is a very 1800s name
nonners
i have about 3 plugins
nonners
and 30 tabs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fat women are queens
nonners
>>417993
i have 32gbs of ram it shouldnt crash
kate
Well I have 16gb ram and about 15 tabs do it to mine, I imagine it scales linearly
nonners
it shouldnt crash for you either
nonners
firefox is ass
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I use Yandex it only crashes like 5 out of 7 ties
>>418003
kate
It occurs to me that if I wanna make a JanusXR client in godot that entails making a conventional browser too. That's future me's problem.
mobilerose
>>417994
man wtf did i do to u
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>418003
I have trash taste
nonners
valid
kate
Because websurfaces.
mobilerose
>>417967
he was p good at music for like a lil over a decade n a half but he is a lil poopoo now
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Skuuks
nonners
image.png
>production credits for yeezus
this is insane how do you even work with this many people
>>418015
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This is just like Juno Reactor fr
nonners
how do you even let other people make beats for you that must suck
nonners
like if i wanna rap i would want to make specific beats
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
DJ Khaled
nonners
or have like 1 or 2 people who know what i want
nonners
howo can you have this many people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Free yeezies
nonners
>>418015
theres like a 100 people in there
nonners
.play dunkey leaks donda
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Travis Scott too wow
kate
Assembly line but for music
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Most of us here are white people which means we are not priviledged to listen to music by black musicians, that's why I, a white guy, only listen to white rappers like House of Pain
kate
Museum street
anon
I only listen to G-Eazy
nonners
.play kool keith livin astro
anon
.play Nine Inch Nails liar
SadChan🍉🍉
Zion Don was the one who get the early vaccines done, think about it
SadChan🍉🍉
Moderna chads rise up, I stand with Biden
anon
tbh it was wild watching the Ron Paul types on /pol/ go from "the 'rona is gonna kill us all" to "Corona isn't real" within just a couple months because Trump became aligned with the anti-vaxx movement
sadmoder
corona was created in a bio weapons lab, but also its not real and barley worse than a feaver
>>418032>>418033
anon
>>418031
literally was thinking exactly this the other day:
>it's a bioweapon
>it's not bad at all and is overblown
Like these two things are mutually exclusive
SadChan🍉🍉
>>418031
the fact that people actually believe this makes me so sad
SadChan🍉🍉
like, maybe we should just like 40 million people die instead of trying to cure diseases. or else people wont believe they are real
>>418036
sadmoder
its wild how we are going to encounter a bunch of problems that we have solutions to because the solutions prevented people frlm
>>418042>>418038>>418039
anon
>>418034
my favorite isn't that they all mysteriously know a guy that died in a motorcycle accident but the doctors callled in Coronavirus. I guess the motorcycle accident rate increased substantially because of the lockdowns or something.
sadmoder
*from ever seeing the problem
anon
>>418035
Real liberalism has never been tried. We only reach 25% liberalism before people get tired of the prosperity and ruin it so they can return to the mines.
>>418040
sadmoder
>>418038
i just want to live with the fruits of human knowledge
>>418041
anon
>>418040
You're ancestors worked their asses off in the factory not so you could have a better life but so that you could also work in a factory.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>418035
its crazy because people dont think polio or measles are real anymore. and when vaccines came out they were like... the greatest invention in history. and now people are just letting their children die or become maimed
>>418043
anon
>>418042
Fuck it, I don't care if it makes me sound bloodthirsty, but that is just natural selection at it's most pure. Clearly the people that think they shouldn't get a measles vaccine need a natural balance to their population growth.
SadChan🍉🍉
honestly, the problem is that modern medical science was able to fight through it
SadChan🍉🍉
like, all these people who complained about the jab. MOST OF THEM GOT IT
sadmoder
theyll never stop punishing it for working
SadChan🍉🍉
trump got the vaccine
SadChan🍉🍉
its only the truly dumbest and most vulnerable qanon magatards who suffer, which is overwhelmingly poor people
anon
only two more weeks until everybody dies of myocarditis guys
SadChan🍉🍉
RFK got the vaccine
>>418051
0.0745% bloober!boymodewng
>>418050
he would never do that how dare you
SadChan🍉🍉
its literally just a lie to get poor people to enable their own eslavement
>>418053
0.0746% bloober!boymodewng
>>418052
ur literally just a lie to get poor people to be sad
>>418057
0.0748% bloober!boymodewng
no response smh
anon
>>418054
I'm going to make you my woman
SadChan🍉🍉
>>418053
im big sad. i want everyone 2 be sad.
sadmoder
sad check
0.0749% bloober!boymodewng
.play from the start good kid
anon
Not a furry, but I think it should be required to have a fully fleshed out furry OC in order to work in government because furries are the only individuals intelligent enough to run society while still having high levels of empathy
SadChan🍉🍉
I advocate for big sad as a lifestylke
sadmoder
>>418062
i like that phrase, going to butcher the pronunciation when i say from now on tho
0.0750% bloober!boymodewng
FUJO
>>418072
0.0751% bloober!boymodewng
>>418072
FUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJO
0.0752% bloober!boymodewng
how are you
0.0754% bloober!boymodewng
>>418076
#change european to not american
fujo
>>418076
am mostly oki, and yes I'm still in europe
fujo
I um
♪♫
>>418082
but then nobody would be american because everyone would be american
>>418085
0.0756% bloober!boymodewng
>>418083
no everyone would be american because we would own all of the land
♪♫
but then the differentiation between american and non-american would cease to have meaning and over a generation or two the BEAUTY and JOY of being american would be lost to all
>>418087>>418088>>418092
anon
>>418086
And I think that's beautiful
0.0757% bloober!boymodewng
>>418086
and then we will have peace
♪♫
ok i'm on board with this
♪♫
how do i stage a coup in my country to make it america
>>418091
SadChan🍉🍉
>>418086
I am willing 2 become Earthican if it means a united mankind
anon
The beauty and joy of being an American is knowing that you are free, that you can own guns, and that you will have to pay for healthcare
♪♫
uniting under the banner of america
♪♫
how many stars would be on the earthican-american flag?
♪♫
#smartai how many stars would be on the american flag if america took over the globe and became the only country. give me just a number please with no fancy bullshit i love you

50.
how many stars would be on the american flag if america took over the globe and became the only country. give me just a number please with no fancy bullshit i love you
>>418098
anon
There is no reason why everybody cannot enjoy such freedoms
anon
>>418098
Because you would all be territories, can't let you fuck with our elections
♪♫
that makes sense actually
we'd just be another little colony out doing our own thing on the other 2/3rds of the globe
anon
I think that you should be allowed to vote, the American flag would have seven large stars for each continent.
♪♫
50 stars for the states, 7 stars for the continents, red and white stripes for ????? whatever those represent. liberty and fraternity or whatever
>>418104
0.0758% bloober!boymodewng
>>418098
yes obviously we wouldn't make every country we took over states we don't want them voting
anon
>>418102
The stripes are for the OG 13 colonies
♪♫
is the american flag just "here's all the stuff we used to have and now currently have aren't we cool"
>>418106
anon
>>418105
The American Flag represents our right to burn that flag Dog Bless
>>418108
♪♫
most other countries' flags are like..... representing their fights for independence or peace between rivals or stuff like dat......
>>418109
anon
>>418107
Tricolors are gay as fuck, Stars & Stripes is absolute fucking kino. Sorry, but like the American flag is objectively A-tier if not higher while all tricolors belong in the pits of hell.
sadmoder
i think the flag could be better
♪♫
the vexilologists would like a word
>>418113
nonners
#whats a vexilologist
sadmoder
vexilologist is such a reddit term
nonners
#ai whats a vexilologist

someone who studies flags - designs, history, meanings, etc. basically a flag nerd. cool hobby tbh.
whats a vexilologist
nonners
>studying flags
who pays for that
>>418120
♪♫
i think it's just a hobby and not a thing that gets u jobs
>>418123
anon
>>418118
IDK, it's all a bunch of redditors. I assume there is like a handful of historians that study that. OH YEAH like ancestry type deals, because they probably study like family seals and things like that.
nonners
why does it have a name like its some sort of real study
anon
>>418119
And that's why they have objectively dogshit opinions like "tricolors are good". Like holy fucking shit SOVLLESS fucking design.
nonners
i hate summer so much its unreal
anon
>>418125
Unfortunately I have to be represented by a tricolor, I have sent an official complaint to Twinks International
>>418129
nonners
.play j dilla difference
nonners
.play daniel avery only'
♪♫
sending a strongly worded letter to the vexilology department of the Twinks Association of America
anon
>>418129
I got a package back from them and it was just a jar of cum
♪♫
that means they like you
fujo
>>418133
#this (this can't be repeated enough)
anon
>>418136
I want to drink this whole bowl even though I know it is just warm icing
nonners
CUM!!
nonners
wait
nonners
TEST!!!
anon
I refuse to accept those people that do 100 person bukkakes don't enjoy it
nonners
CUM!!
nonners
why doesnt it shake
♪♫
weird
nonners
CUM!!
♪♫
TEST
♪♫
CUM
nonners
CUM!
♪♫
CUM
♪♫
TEST
nonners
CUM
♪♫
why does cum not shake
nonners
what the hell
nonners
CUM
nonners
cum is blacklisted
♪♫
ASS
♪♫
PISS
nonners
ASS
♪♫
it seems to be three letter words
nonners
FUCKBALLS
♪♫
AAA
♪♫
BBB
♪♫
CUM
♪♫
ASSA
anon
CUMMING
sadmoder
CUMMIES
♪♫
funny
nonners
HEE
anon
FAT WADS OF CUM
nonners
H
pandobra
wha
shrimp
what the fuck is going on
>>418176
♪♫
we're testing out the yelling shaking posts thing it's not what it looks like
♪♫
AAAA
♪♫
four letters shakes
♪♫
AAA
♪♫
three letters doesn;t
pandobra
noted
anon
AA
♪♫
A
♪♫
weird
♪♫
i guess if ur saying somethign in three letters or less it's not a yell....
anon
CUM
anon
CUM.
sadmoder
CIA
anon
Punctuation has no impact either
anon
CUM
anon
it only counts your capitals
nonners
they banned me but im back
>>418196
nonners
.play actress maze
♪♫
they can't keep us down forever
nonners
i see
nonners
ill let the team know and will get back to you shortly
>>418200
♪♫
your call is very important to us
fujo
>>418198
unfortunately, we have decided to move on with another applicant
>>418201
anon
>>418200
NOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU I WANT IT FUCK
pandobra
send another request to the twink association
anon
There is a hard cap on how many jars of cum they will send to any one individual
♪♫
do some classic voter fraud
anon
I am going to have to steal someone's identity
♪♫
>>418210
movin and shakin ur ass muslces around
nonners
i need to be on my puter, doing computations i cant stand up
♪♫
>>418213
platonic sexual arousal
platonically having sex with my wife
>>418216
anon
>>418215
I want to platonically penetrate
anon
>>418217
It's platonic.... I just want to platonically fuck
faye
#ksay shrimp
anon
>>418218
I'm on borrowed time need to get it in while I can
nonners
what does plato have to do with it
>>418224
fujo
>>418218
we should actually found our own state and like, estrogenize the water. all men traveling there MUST take blockers at the very least.
>>418230
anon
>>418222
Plato wrestled people while naked, and I want to do that too
shrimp
#ksay faye
♪♫
shrimpdom
♪♫
the kingdom of shrimp, shrimpdom
nonners
shrimp did you know if you say ASS it wont vibrate
nonners
ASS
fujo
>>418230
but that doesn't hit fast enough
♪♫
vaccine mandates. the vaccine is estrogen
anon
They put xenoestrogen in the vaxx.
♪♫
good
anon
Bill Gates is trying to feminize me, unfortunately for him I would like that
>>418238
♪♫
what a sucker. billy has another thing comin if he thinks he can make me autistic and female
kate
5g horse (mare)
anon
>>418238
Yeah what of it? I know what I am.
anon
If I wasn't 6'5 and everything, I would totally be a femboy on HRT
♪♫
one step removed from the twinkdom...
nonners
.play your neighbor is playing tf2 at 3am
anon
>>418244
idk. I am not trans nor do I have gender dysphoria it just makes me hard when people call me a girl

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