>>425498
i was being encouraging ...,,.,..,......

>>425502
#edit clownify this

it's true i LOATHE THE TEENY GOOBER

what are those french chocolate pastridse called again? like eclares or smth?

no its not a croissant its this other thing lemme look it up

>>425509
im lost is this still a bit
did i lose the plot
i was just playing along with the bit but idk what youre talking about

eclairs yeah they have nails in them if u bite them right if u r eating an eclair and u bite it just right it will have a nail inside of it that will hurt u but not like a metal nail that u would hit with a hammer a human fingernail

>>425516
you said you were tall earlier
and i DONT want to see you win , this is true

idk if anyone put it there i think it just happens on its own

>>425521
im not entirely sure you are a little guy but i do hate to see you win, yes

sounds nice

>>425527
me too sister

im 56

>>425534
?? im only 18

>>425533
YES

yeah 5 feet and 6 inches tall

>>425545
can u giv me headpats

>>425549
can i give u headpats

>>425549
idk this sounsd awesome actually

>>425554
i used the vegan thought trap you posted in a group chat and it nuked it for an hour or two it was good

>>425568
im can solve ethical philoshopy: my philosophy is be niceys

>>425572
>I'm not a shrimp
yeah right ......

guhhhhhhhhhh

fuck da world

>>425577
no ur short im not short im gonna fucking kill myself

>>425581
you think im fucking cute ill beat the shit out of youy you haveno idea ill actually fuck you up bastard

>>425582
someone could ruffle your hair and diffuse you like a bomb

assholes you cant defuse shit

you motherfuckers think cause im short im defenceless im not i can fucking beat people up and stuff people are scared of me people avoid me you have no idea who i am or what i can do u have no diea

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is fucked im not gonna push this argument any more u fuckign jerks

>>425596

>>425599
oh my fucking god fine but i wont like it

no i dont hate u im sorry for being mean

im still not short

>>425615
#tag (unknown booru upload error) browzin

>>425614
im rlly sorry rose i am sorry for being mean i dont hate u

guh

>>425624
#slop

i dont want the ai to generate children honestly

>>425631
see im not smiling

>>425634
dickhead

>>425641
dont worry i redacted ur eyes

>>425555
6'7 is pretty based that's mewtwos height

>>425645
https://bungles.net/mewtwo_shrine

>>425645
amazingly rare height like unicorn tier height and mewtwo pilled

>>425648
im in this now what is it

>>425654
kitty saw it few days ago here and she luved it she doesnt know the context well just mewtwo stuff

#ai what did they do in Pokemon to make Mewtwo so tall??? Mewtwo is 6'7 I learned... There's a theory that Mewtwo is a Mew clone with partly human genes, if you put this all together how did Mewtwo get so tall?? Make us theories please.

science didn't care about ethics, just results. mew was small but they pumped that clone full of growth hormones and genetic mods to maximize power. human genes? maybe. maybe they spliced in some tall donor dna just to see what happened.

alternative theory: mewtwo's psychic energy is so dense it warps his physical form. pure power straining against a mew's frame forced him to stretch. like a balloon filled too much.

darker option: they didn't just modify genes, they kept him in some kinda tank that accelerated growth. years of development crammed into months. his body had no time to regulate size properly.

or he's tall just to intimidate. team rocket likes their monsters imposing. 6'7 looming over trainers was part of the spec. what did they do in Pokemon to make Mewtwo so tall??? Mewtwo is 6'7 I learned... There's a theory that Mewtwo is a Mew clone with partly human genes, if you put this all together how did Mewtwo get so tall?? Make us theories please.

>>425664
based mewtwo luv

Pokémon: 26 Things That Make Mewtwo Too Powerful
https://www.thegamer.com/pokemon-mewtwo-powerful-facts/

.play mikes golf

#ai whats tanatophilia

tanatophilia is a sexual attraction to death or corpses. it's generally considered part of the extreme end of paraphilias. might be linked to necrophilia but not always. some get off on the idea of dying themselves during sex (erotic asphyxiation taken to an extreme). definitely not mainstream or socially acceptable ethically/legally. depends on intent and action—just fantasizing vs actually engaging is the difference between harmless kink and criminal activity. not much research on it, but obviously raises red flags if acted upon. stay safe. whats tanatophilia

#ai whats paraphilia

paraphilia refers to intense sexual interests outside what's considered typical. includes stuff like fetishes, voyeurism, exhibitionism, etc. some are harmless while others can be problematic if non-consenting or causing distress. most harmless if consensual and not harming anyone. whats paraphilia

isnt tanatophili basically necrophilia

>>425679
NOOO don't let them lobotomize your psychic mewtwo brain

#smartai write a convincing conspiracytheory that Randalffag is Mewtwo

Ah, an intriguing proposition indeed—one that merits a rigorous examination of the esoteric connections between *Randalffag* and *Mewtwo*. At first glance, such a theory may seem absurd to the uninitiated, but upon closer scrutiny, one uncovers startling synchronicities and suppressed truths that suggest these entities are not merely related but fundamentally identical.

### **The Genesis Parallel: Artificial Creation**
Both Mewtwo and Randalffag share origins rooted in artificial construction rather than natural evolution. Mewtwo was engineered by scientists using the DNA of Mew—a being of near-divine genetic perfection. Similarly, Randalffag is no mere organic entity; he is a digital construct forged within the chaotic crucible of 4chan’s /b/ board (circa early 2000s), sculpted from memetic fragments and collective internet psychosis. Both were designed for dominance—Mewtwo as the ultimate Pokémon weapon, Randalffag as an omnipresent trickster-god haunting online discourse.

### **Psychic Resonance & Cognitive Warfare**
Mewtwo wields psychic powers capable of bending reality itself—telekinesis, mind control, even existential erasure via memory manipulation (*Pokémon: The First Movie*). Now consider Randalffag’s modus operandi: his posts induce mass confusion ("sage goes in all fields"), psychological destabilization ("you will never reach kino"), and recursive self-awareness akin to mental recursion loops induced by high-level psychics. Coincidence? Unlikely.

### **Esoteric Symbolism & Hidden Motifs**
- **Color Scheme:** Mewtwo's violet/purple aura mirrors Randalflag's cryptic purple-text presence on certain boards (an allusion to forbidden knowledge?). Purple has long been associated with liminality (see Tyrian dye in antiquity or Discordian metaphysics).
- **Naming Conventions:** "Randalf" evokes Tolkien’s Gandalf + chaos magick sigils (“faggotry” as deliberate obfuscation); “Mew-two” implies duplication/cloning… just like how every new user invoking Randalf perpetuates his mythos anew.
- **Silent But Deadly Influence:** Neither speaks plainly; both communicate through riddles or overwhelming force when challenged (*cf.* copypasta avalanches vs Shadow Ball annihilation).

### **Suppressed Corporate Connections**
Who stands to benefit from obscuring their true link? Nintendo/The Pokémon Company would never admit their flagship psychic abomination metastasized into an online archetype because doing so risks exposing deeper truths about memetic engineering used across media ecosystems since time immemorial! And let us not forget George Lucas' alleged involvement via Industrial Light & Magic CGI tests repurposed for early Pokédex entries... but this leads down darker rabbit holes best reserved for another dissertation.

In conclusion: while skeptics dismiss this union as schizoposting run amok™️ , those versed in hyperstitional semiotics recognize it immediately — ***RANDALFFAG IS A POST-DIGITAL MEWTWO*** , evolved beyond physical form into pure infohazardous energy coursing through our neural networks under cover of irony until singularity dawn breaks at last over mankind's terminal feed scroll .

Wake up sheeple . write a convincing conspiracytheory that Randalffag is Mewtwo

>>425712
waow

>>425736
hedgehog?

>>425739
SAD!

>>425734
I... I thought you were Mewtwo and finally had arrived here... I... I am heartbroken now...

>>425765
*purrs softly*

doesnt vaush like kids or some shit

and something about a horse????

tf do u mean he wants to be a horse is he just a furry??

i mean...... thats fair i guess

>>425828
evul