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straw bury
awawaaaaa tthanmk u
Aleixi
next to me im the #1 girl ever in the whole world
0.0874% bloober!boymodewng
>>426104
un réponse aussi simple
straw bury
>>426104
i know but thats just gonna make me look like a girl i wish i was actually a girl
>>426112
Aleixi
you just need to start telling yourself you're one, tell other people you are! dont be shy about iet :3
straw bury
but im not one i never will be one theres nothing i can ever do to change that everything is fucked theres no point to my life i couldnt even be born right i ruin everything im so fukcing worthless iu should kill myself now i should grab my knife and just slit my throat open and bleed to death i should never have been born i was an accident my dad genuinely never meant to have me and now my mom needs to raise this piece of shit worthless tranny scumbag that she and him created and i know that she hates me i just know that she hates me just like everyone else theres nothing i can do im gonna kill myself
>>426115>>426118
anon
I am proud to announce that I am officially a titty bar bouncer
>>426117
fujo
>>426110
i sometimes feel like that too, and it's like a heavy burden to be like that, but at the end, it's only as bad as you make it to be, kinda?
Aleixi
>>426110
i don't know what to say other than to fake it- that's how i felt better. if you tell yourself and others enough you believe it and it becomes true
anon
>>426117
Please do. But also don't because if my presence brings a bunch of horny homos to the bar that don't tip, then I will get fired.
anon
Besides all I am doing is checking IDs
anon
The correct term is "doorman"
anon
>>426122
ur insides are gonna be glued together forever
anon
>>426122
I will glue your insides together with my cum
Aleixi
is this what its like when i start horny posting in the middle of a random conversation
>>426130
davesprite
i love mother's day
the phone calls take so long but i have so many great mother figures in my life to chat with every time
also reminder to call y'all mommas
>>426133
anon
>>426127
yes, it's what you deserve for making me horny over and over again
fujo
>>426121
it's _probably_ gonna be easier as time passes, at least that's what i've been told #hug
anon
>>426128
the lack of a strong mother figure until later in my childhood is why I am a raging homosexual that is bisexual
>>426135
straw bury
its not true it will never be true nothing ever gets better it has only ever gotten worse my entire life is just one big downward spiral nothing ever gets better it can only get worse i can never do anything right
>>426138>>426136
davesprite
>>426133
i have like 20 parental figures and some were amazing and some absolute god awful in the worst possible ways so what made me this way is anybody's guess lol
>>426145
fujo
>>426134
well... what did you do wrong?
also i would want to respond with like a positive example on how stuff get's better, but i can't come up with one myself ig....
fujo
I don't think you're at fault here, and neither should you
davesprite
>>426134
WRONG. the world is spiralling now and it's easy to doom, improving your life is getting harder and you may also be in a personal rut
but fight on
keep getting back up
keep trying to make the world a little better
everything will get better
>>426140
straw bury
>>426138
i have never gotten back up i got molested in elementary school and i never got back up
>>426143
davesprite
we all gon make it in fact
davesprite
things
can
improve somewhat
davesprite
>>426140
i'm sorry to hear that but it's also never too late
davesprite
who you are now doesn't need to be defined by what you've suffered, you can define yourself around what you want to become or what you've learned or what you love, many ways to break free of trauma
anon
>>426135
I had a good stepmom but a terrible bio mom.
Aleixi
i used to feel like shit constantly- i was molested too. i dunno how to say in a believable way but like- there's some breaking point where shit just starts getting really nice but it's something you need to decide on yourself
davesprite
the hardest thing for people in pain and treated unfairly by life to reckon with is that happiness is still a choice and a personal responsibility, even when pain isn't
anon
>>426147
life is genuinely fucked up and frustrating, I hear you on this. I think you are too hard on yourself though.
Aleixi
it is- i just kept drowning myself in sadness- it's all that was comfortable but one day i just said fuck it- i started pretending i find myself hot- i started going to the gym and going outside and it pisses me off so much that it was so simple to do- that i could've just pulled myself from it if i wasn't so stubborn against advice
davesprite
we must all become candide-pilled
fujo
i wish there was something we could do for you >:
Aleixi
im proud of how far you've gotten
Aleixi
>>426156
never give that title to anyone but me!!! NEVER!
anon
>>426156
yeah. okay. but like.... that's kind of mean. I have like a problem and you pointed that out. which is rude.
>>426159
anon
>>426159
you have no right to talk.
SadChan🍉🍉
>>426156
horniness is a terrible disease, we must have patience with horny people. they should be segregated and placed into isolation for their own good.
>>426166
anon
"we should not pray for more modest times. We should pray to be hornier men" JFK
fujo
>>426170
you wouldnt be like this if you saw me irl, you'd run away
>>426175
Aleixi
i never run away from a friend!
anon
>>426173
I would probably like kiss you a
Aleixi
nevermind anon can have the constantly horny badge jesus man
anon
I would kiss you except you are a lesbian so you would not like me
Aleixi
most grindr sentence i've ever fucking read
>>426180
anon
I'm straight tho.
anon
Because you are my woman
anon
>>426180
I mean it really is just the gay hookup app
fujo
i tried taimi once and it was just boring normies i couldn't ever deal with
Aleixi
>>426180
the amount of guys who ignore any boundaries in bios hurt
anon
>>426189
Jokes on you, I still think it's hot when you call me ma'am or treat me like a girl
anon
>>426191
no you aren't, you are highly unethical. You made me too horny goddammit
>>426196
SadChan🍉🍉
>>426188
>>426188
thats really cute that u are saying thank u for people being nice 2 u nice dubs #check (checked)
fujo
>>426188
::cat
#give
it's dangerous to go alone, take this.
anon
>>426196
Because you lied. You are unethical. You are like a collaborator in the unethical horny regime. Basically Petain
SadChan🍉🍉
.play wanderer little dragon
SadChan🍉🍉
.play lovers chanting little dragon
anon
If Petain had sex with me all the time
SadChan🍉🍉
.play laser gun m83
SadChan🍉🍉
#dansen (only staff can use this command on this board)
fujo
they also made #fish (only staff can use this command on this board) act like this ;-;
anon
Aleixi
that's about how i am irl
anon
>>426219
when is the trans agenda going to give me a state assigned trans snugglebuddy that I can fuck regularly and and
>>426222
anon
rose
rose
did i miss davesprite?? ;-;
anon
>>426222
I am an equal opportunity chaser. I chase cis people too. When everybody is chased, nobody is chased.
SadChan🍉🍉
Do you wanna be my girl? I wanna be be your man.
>>426229>>426228
Aleixi
>>426227
where do i send the application
anon
Where did you find this pic of literally me
fujo
d
Aleixi
getting my political news from massive titty vtubers who are only on the farthest right side of the spectrum, the voices that really matter
>>426262
SadChan🍉🍉
.play baba oreily
Aleixi
o' o' o' o- reily
straw bury
isnt the who supposed to be like a punk band
Aleixi
13435.jpg
holy shit- i thought nothing could be hotter than me... but that is one hot dog
>>426251
straw bury
>>426247
i think its endearing
Aleixi
hey gays who do we main on ow?
anon
>>426242
seriously, why is that such a thing? thought I was crazy but it really does seem to be prevalent
>>426266
Aleixi
>>426262
the best people to get your political views from are the pedophiles who don't wanna show their face i dunno what you mean
>>426276
SadChan🍉🍉
.play absolute beginners
anon
>>426266
I don't think the vtubers are pedos lol, I just think they have... interesting views
>>426279
Aleixi
>>426276
no if you're conservitive you're a pedophile. you voted pedos in? you're with them. off to the camps you should go too
Aleixi
honestly- kinda hot take here but i think with the prevalence pedophilia has gotten more recently we give too much attention and focus too much on the lolicons online
>>426286
SadChan🍉🍉
.play lionhearted porter
anon
>>426284
yeah dunno if I should mention this here but recently I went on a 4chan archive site and it was flooded with child p.
no button to report it either. fucking disgusting.
>>426290
SadChan🍉🍉
.play time to pretend
SadChan🍉🍉
.play electric feel
straw bury
ok i guess i can understnd people listening tothis in like 1960 or whatever
>>426293
Aleixi
>>426286
it just feels like we're ignoring the bigger issue to attack the people who admitidly are still in the wrong but they're not the source of the problem
>>426298
anon
and all the replies were shit like "map rights!" and other stuff :(
straw bury
.play bongripper reefer sutherland
rose
the who, who's next
rose
i think like it kinda luls in the middle cos its got a lot of the like issues of late 60s/early 70s concept album stuff to it but idk
straw bury
whats a concept album anyway
>>426299
anon
>>426290
eh, was still a bit scary to see "uohhh" posters jump to posting real cp and talking about map rights in the course of a thread
>>426300>>426301
rose
>>426297
like its an album where it supposedly tells a story throughout the album
though technically who's next isnt a concept album but it like started as a concept album and then they scrapped that and pulled together the album from scrapped pieces of it
>>426302
Aleixi
>>426298
i just mean like- attack the politicians who are openly pedos- we can get the internet dudes after they're not the reason it's such a widespread issue
>>426303
anon
>>426298
I mean I did NOT stay around for long (obv.) but I saw one reply, and it was positive
straw bury
>>426299
oh so like widowmaker from dragged into sunlight
straw bury
rose ur like smart about music stuff and know about music history and stuff i wish i knew that stuff
Aleixi
rose orlando is the best music-er
>>426308
anon
reminds me I sent an email to the webmaster of the 4ch archive about the content, wonder if they ever got back to me
rose
tbf if you want the like highlights just listen to the opening and closing track, wont get fooled again is great
SadChan🍉🍉
what about Tommy
>>426313
Aleixi
you've never heard music until you've heard rose orlando
Aleixi
.bandcamp.com
straw bury
i oughta listen to more classical music but my dad kinda soured me on the whole idea
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
rose
whys the queue not playing right
SadChan🍉🍉
>>426313
i mean as a concept album
rose
uhm idk ive not listened lol
rose
im kinda like against concept albums just like on a slight gut level
SadChan🍉🍉
it had a movie
SadChan🍉🍉
kind of like The Wall
straw bury
can i tell u guys a sort of secret
>>426324
Aleixi
we love secrets! share with the counsel
straw bury
ok so i have like rlly wierd taste in music but thats mostly just because my dad wanted me to like all this popular music shit. all of my hobbies and interests and stuff are just retaliations to mainstream shit thats why im listening to grindcore and funeral doom and that type of bullshit. i listen to wierd music to make muyself feel better than other people lmao
Aleixi
mood
straw bury
i mean obviously i still like the music but i only ever got into it because of people wanting me not to
rose
luckily my dad never made me like anything so i ended up liking the stuff he liked anyways lol cos i'd go thru his album collection n listen to stuff
i think trying to force ur kids to like stuff is never gonna work out
straw bury
i remember my dad showefd me that one song where the guy goes "whats with these homies dissing my girl why do they gotta front" and little me was just like nah fuck this im gonna go hang out with the detention kids and listen to napalm death with them
rose
buddy hollys a good song if you ignore the lyrics cos he gets kinda racial on it
straw bury
yeah that was it
straw bury
its weird bcuz ur music is the type of thing i usually dont like but for some reason i like it when u make it
>>426335
0.0877% bloober!boymodewng
je veux me battre avec tous ceux qui font moins de 5'0
0.0878% bloober!boymodewng
pourqoui personne d'autre ici ne parle le français? C'est tellement triste
>>426338>>426344
0.0880% bloober!boymodewng
vous*
straw bury
ur the one speaking french buddy
Aleixi
french is a pretty language
>>426345
straw bury
>>426343
pretty is right. some real pretty boys over there
Aleixi
i get tingly when people flirt with me with french words it makes me feel nice
>>426352
straw bury
>>426346
"ahhhh mon coeur tsi vous plait mange mon spaghetti
Aleixi
dont even know what you said but im happy now
>>426354
straw bury
>>426353
neither would a french person
Aleixi
one dude kept calling me his butterfly in french and my heart has never fluttered so much
>>426356
0.0881% bloober!boymodewng
>>426355
un mec n'arrêtait pas de m'appeler son papilon en français et mon coeur n'a jamais autant palpité
Aleixi
do you know french? straw bury?
straw bury
i can make educated guesses at what some of it means but i cannot speak it
>>426364
Aleixi
ah
Aleixi
you should learn the words that make me blush
>>426369
0.0884% bloober!boymodewng
>>426365
#pujnt
Aleixi
like that one
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bwahahahahah
straw bury
randal :D
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ranbdal :D
straw bury
the servants of shaithan have come for me
>>426378
anon
French language
Aleixi
>>426379
i only have 1 ball im sorry to tell you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Happy vasectomy
Aleixi
no i was just born with 1 and no more
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That means someone else where was born with 3
Aleixi
or a girl was born with 1
rose
andrew vanwyngarden was p cute icl to you
anon
>>426388
ngl I like having my balls slapped. Not like hard but like just getting them slapped around and tugged a bit feels good
>>426393>>426399
Aleixi
its probably fun
straw bury
*smells ur balls* interesting...........
>>426402
Aleixi
hhhh
anon
.play SCP femur breaker scream
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
anon
>>426393
This is how I feel about it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fair
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Kay I'll stich them back on I'm a pro at this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play mickey and donald being tortured
rose
like hes so pretty in this music video, im not crazy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
His pants fell off
anon
by WHAT
anon
WHAT DID HE SAY
anon
.play alvin and the chipmunks I'm abouta cum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
God this sounds even worse
anon
Harsh Noise music, my favorite :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average Masonna song
straw bury
my next door neighbor in the psych ward:
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My neighbours' dog for some fucking reason:
straw bury
oh no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah the one where Alvin shat on the couch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Do you think Alvin and Chips. would become instantly better if the chipmunks weren't young animals but punk band members in their 20's in the 1980's. Or better yet, Chipmunks at 16 Speed but as a n actual movie
>>426433
straw bury
puta que pariu
Aleixi
i love dan
anon
.play Ambatukam Alvin and the Chipmunks
anon
.play Dan Hentschel Joker
anon
1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Proship slop
anon
Reminds me of the "grandthem" post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play squidward ambatukam
Aleixi
dan is the only good man
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426417
I love absolute insanity and burning garbage mess the punk was in the 1960's/70's this would go so hard
Aleixi
'OOO HOOOOOSSSSESSSSS'
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He looks like that guy from Mad Max Fury Road
>>426436
anon
>>426435
#edit "from mad max fury road" to "from the Batman movies"
>>426438
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426436
#edit "from mad max fury road" to "from the Batman movies" to "i peed"
Aleixi
went from teaching the public how to gaslight your girlfriend to being the joker
>>426442
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play the prodigy awol
Aleixi
no way he just fucking leaves
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426446
Protegent mascot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426449
SuperWhy looks indian tbh
anon
I have a cool samurai sword now
anon
fuck yea
straw bury
swag money
anon
>>426453
#blur
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
GAY FROGS
Aleixi
god damn liberals
straw bury
satan made me trans
anon
>>426457
I'm going to go dump estrogen into my towns water supply
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I blame Canada
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tramsgender
Aleixi
so glad he got away with it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody wanna paypal me 20000000 dollars so I can buy a Ranfren artbook
>>426470
Aleixi
no
Aleixi
i take it back
Aleixi
fuck
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Give
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Give
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't be greedy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Give
straw bury
::woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426483
*Postal Dude voice* Thanks~
straw bury
:;transgender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bruh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Wait did I tag this
straw bury
the site selected it not me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't remember
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426494
Roman legioner ahh post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
14828.png
::transgender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Okay nvm I def tagged this
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm sorry Luther
anon
The funniest part is that it turned out Henry Sisson was getting his dick wet 24/7
Aleixi
NO DAN DONT CALL YOUR SISTER FUCKABLE
>>426502
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426500
I mean, he did make a video about being in love with her
>>426507
anon
>>426501
Yes, and they would be my concubines if not for social media
>>426505
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15293.png
::agender_swag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nice
anon
Except can voluntary sex slavery really be called sex slavery
straw bury
thuggin
straw bury
like a hooker i think
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426512
Ma biiiiitch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Tom Kenny sex tape
anon
>>426517
This is why social media was a mistake. Because taking people as concubines would be legal otherwise. I think that would be a better world tbh.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Need a harem of 20 year old male neets and female eunuchs to watch over them
>>426521
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>426521
Oh, you know
anon
make a big pile of them and jump in while groping them all and smelling them and kissing them
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Make participate in turkish oil wrestling, duh
>>426526
straw bury
turkish oil wrestling??
>>426530
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My idea is to reincarnate Michlangelo via biological means, so that means breeding men
anon
.play turkish oil wrestling throw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play goofy scooby doo chase music
Aleixi
i kinda like the taste of medicine
>>426534
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
George Floyd creepypasta vol. 1
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE ONLY CUM IN ANIME GIRL
straw bury
>>426530
just looked it up this is the gayest shit
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