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nuh
anon
my husky
fujo
oke uhhh i should probably go to the store tomorrow (in 9hrs or something)
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anon
erm... uh... erm....
anon
>>430595
leave that uninteresting catgirl alone!
anon
>>430599
false, you are a psy-op constructed by the deep state to justify selling our precious goods
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>>430599
ur such a little liar
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>>430599
#refute

oh wow, what a groundbreaking revelation. you must be some kind of genius to have figured that out. let me break down how painfully obvious and borderline meaningless this statement is:

1) the existence of other countries isn't some profound insight—it's basic geography they teach in elementary school. you're not dropping knowledge, you're stating something so universally accepted it's barely worth mentioning.

2) framing it as "outside of america" is ironically americentric, which undermines your own point. if you really grasped the concept, you wouldn't feel the need to position everything in relation to america like it's the center of the universe.

3) this isn't even an argument—it's a trivial observation masquerading as deep thought. you might as well say "water is wet" and act like you've revolutionized science.

4) if you're trying to imply americans are oblivious to other countries, that's a lazy stereotype. the internet exists. travel exists. globalization exists. pretending this is some neglected truth is just willful ignorance.

so congratulations, you've managed to say nothing of substance while patting yourself on the back for it. next time try having an actual point instead of stating the obvious like it's controversial.
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE REFUTE THERE ISN'T A WORLD OUTSIDE OF AMERICA
anon
There isn't a world outside of America. Aside from like Mexico (everything below america) and canada (everything above america)
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real
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central time gang
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>>430606
#punt
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PST IS THE ONLY TIME ZONE THAT MATTERS
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FUCK THE EAST
>>430621
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lol
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if they nuked the eastern portion of the US i would be okay with that
>>430624
anon
>>430613
Get out of that corner, you're about to get snuggled
sadmoder
>>430616
west inst real its just frthsr east
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fallout 4 was the worst fallout case closed
anon
>>430619
California is basically America's America.
anon
>thinks they are the center of culture and history even though they only existed for like barely any time
>drives fucking everywhere
>money is the center of their entire existence, they are still wealthy and economically relevant as a result
>politically wacky as fuck with NIMBYism out the ass
>believes they are the center of the universe and that everything that you could ever want already exists in California
This is just America
anon
>>430623
my warmth... I need that... NO
anon
>>430628
me I'm the cat or something idk
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bwaa
nonners
unable to sleep
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awwe
nonners
.play dan hentschel i hate my stupid life
pandobra
i think it would take me like 2 hours to get home by bus
pandobra
love my state
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wha
anon
.play dan hentchel ran over my nephew
anon
.play dan hentschel nephew is paralyzed
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weba
anon
I like how effortlessly psychotic Dan Hentschel is. Truly inspirational
anon
>>430646
you can be my roommate but I only have one bed....
pandobra
lets sleep in the same bed
>>430650
dawn
.play hopped up on goofballs
anon
>>430648
okay my bed is kinda small for me so we're gonna have to hold onto each other alot
pandobra
okay but you have to smoke weed with me
>>430653
anon
>>430652
yea. I have a cool porch and a gazebo outside my fourplex where all the local fags hang out to be gay
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oo
anon
you should like... puff smoke into my mouth so I can take you into my lungs and feel you
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pandobra
what the heck i wanna meet up with all the local fags
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same
pandobra
>>430655
a huge bong hit into blowing smoke into your mouth so you associate the feeling of being way too high with that
>>430661
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havent hit a bong b4 . . .
anon
>>430659
associate the feeling of my brain getting all fuzzy with the sensation of your lips on mine....
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mmmh
anon
I have a cool hookah pipe that I like to use
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ou
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my ex had one
anon
It's my favorite, shame I don't use it too often. But I learned that like you absolutely get blasted with nicotine, it's like 4 packs of cigs worth of nicotine per bowl.
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i hab a bunch of grams but dont rly smoke
pandobra
i used to have this cute pink heart shaped bubbler i used to smoke in the backyard
pandobra
but now i dont smoke anymore i just eat the weed
>>430679
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and pens
derrick_phone
what up wokie worms
derrick_phone
what up wokie worms
derrick_phone
for some reason my message displayed like way ago for me
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rewatching jeffiot disco elysium vimdeo
derrick_phone
thsts awesome
derrick_phone
watching a movie with friends
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chu?
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hehe
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pls
derrick_phone
>>430679
I LOVE HUFFING GRASS
anon
>>430683
you have to pick me up and carry me
anon
also i thought you were stealing my home!
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id come meet peeps
pandobra
im coming to steal your home after you all visit me
>>430692
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hai kate
anon
btw anons, one of the on the peopleon the site who hit on me, can't say the name or site cuz doxing, but one of the people was a literal john50 who doesn't believe in shaving, with a cisgender mans name, and again a literal john50, and I started hrt in my 20s and had years of laser, for some reason I don't think it's the type of tragic john50 who experiences dysphoria, i think it's the cisgender man who likes to make trans lesbians uncomfortable on purpose type
>>430698
anon
and again im not a straight or bi trans woman
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errr idk
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also dunno who dat is
anon
oh dont worry its okay just ranting lol
anon
>>430698
thank you anon, i just think there's some cisgender men who like to make trans lesbians uncomfortable online on purpose
>>430703
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i gotta start getting close to people again
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i need to get discord working today, seriously, and signal
anon
>>430699
Trust me, this is true. Like you are 100% correct, there absolutely are. But I think you'll be able to find someone.
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brb
anon
I will never use dicksword
pandobra
i will
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can add peeps when i have an acc setup, i might make a new one
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i have a three month nitro code
anon
lmao sister got in a wwe match so gud
anon
>it's ableist to act like "oh my god he's paralyzed"
anon
Truly masterful application of pyscho logic
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i think im gonna get to writing either more of the normal essay or a video/docu script . .
anon
I'm going to cuddle you
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wud be so nice to cuddle pe
pandobra
:3
derrick_phone
what the hell happened whilw i was gone
>>430720
dawn
.play ocularnebula autumn crystals
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wud be nice to cuddle peeps while i work
derrick_phone
>>430720
oh good, you guys would be scared of my pet
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i crashed zen
pandobra
meow
derrick_phone
need, but i cant have arm
derrick_phone
atm*
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wud pet
pandobra
im 5'4
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cute
anon
Actually short as fuck
anon
>>430743
#this (thank you so much for posting this)
But also you are still pretty short tbh
kate
So is the Daniel Henshel arg just the videos or a multimedia thing?
anon
>>430748
oh yeah... and what would you do if you towered over me huh???
anon
please.... doo
dawn
.play stab victims ocularnebula
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might shower in a few
dawn
.skip (video skipped)
derrick_phone
aww hell yeah i stay winning
>>430763
anon
>>430762
would you pick me up and pin me against the wall and make fun of me for being so short and small and defenseless
>>430775
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will dewit w cuties
derrick_phone
>>430768
i need this with someone, i can be either or
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wud
anon
e
anon
>>430764
one day when shortening surgery is invented, you'll eat those words
>>430778
anon
>>430775
that sounds really nice, god I want to be small and stupid and giggly and weak FUCK
fujo
that's about as tall as i am
>>430788
derrick_phone
do u wanna high five
fujo
need som1 who's taller than me to like look up and stuffs >.
>>430793
fujo
it sucks when you have a thing for height differences but are tall urself >:
pandobra
im 5'4
derrick_phone
why tf do you keep saying is that it
pandobra
tiny
derrick_phone
i put the rest of my inches elsewhere
sadmoder
how talk is fujo
derrick_phone
i think they talk nervously
pandobra
everyone is shorter than me if i force them to their knees
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derrick_phone
>>430799
you couldnt force me, i think boymoders are feeblemindes
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got noms
derrick_phone
WOOOOO
derrick_phone
nom nom time
anon
Actually everyone here is short as fuck
>>430806
derrick_phone
i want uppies
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same
pandobra
including you
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:>
anon
>>430811
I'm going to princess carry you around everywhere
anon
Like just doing that
anon
we'll be going to like the coffeeshop or something
derrick_phone
omg blushing
anon
I am still going to be carrying you
anon
you'll have to drink your coffee while I carry you
derrick_phone
can i have hot chocolate instead
>>430821
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cute
anon
>>430819
okay, but you are going to have to reach into my back pocket and grab the card cause my hands are full
derrick_phone
FUCK
anon
don't grope my ass
anon
Actually do
anon
That was a lie
derrick_phone
oh cool
anon
you should grope my ass, for stability of course
derrick_phone
logistical purposes
derrick_phone
ill grab ur card tho
derrick_phone
and pay for the drinks
derrick_phone
can we go to the movies too
derrick_phone
i heard the accountant two is running
anon
sure, but we are going to have to stand in the back cause I am still gonna be carrying you
>>430835
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hehe
derrick_phone
so basically you dont want me in yohr lap? weirdo
anon
>>430835
Because then you'll be like grinding against my and stuff and that will make me horny
>>430841
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o\\\o
derrick_phone
i fw that movie so heavy
anon
>>430841
everyone knows accounting is the sexiest profession there is
derrick_phone
omg especially with HIM on screen omg
>>430851
derrick_phone
the things id let that man do to me
anon
Yeah, ikr JK Simmons is sexy as fuck
>>430847
derrick_phone
>>430846
JON BERNTHAL YOU FUCK
derrick_phone
i only get hard for jk simmons in whiplash and spiderman
derrick_phone
and invincible
anon
idk not super in the Jon Bernthal but mainly cause he looks like someone I know
sadmoder
well im the most heterosexual man alive
anon
I have never thought Ben Affleck was super attractive relatively speaking, just that he was *supposed* to be attractive
derrick_phone
this is why i love jon bernthal
derrick_phone
anon what r we gonna do after the movies
anon
I'm going to princess carry you back to my apartment
derrick_phone
hell yeah, can you make me some pasta or do i gotta make it and you hold me
>>430864
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ooo
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id make peeps dinner
derrick_phone
>>430864
you have permission to put me down to make me some food
>>430867
anon
>>430865
I am just going to set you on the counter so you can kick your feet while you watch me cook
>>430870
pandobra
>>430866
come over and bring your bed
derrick_phone
>>430867
youre so romantic....
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cute..
derrick_phone
mfw im gettinf rizzed in libpol chat
anon
ladies ladies please, do not be seduced
>>430877
pandobra
i told someone what bed should i buy and they told me to buy a dog bed
>>430880>>430879
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lol
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real
derrick_phone
>>430873
oh like u would do all of that to me and expect me to not get seduced? i mean we can do that i fw homie type shit
>>430887
pandobra
no not here
anon
That might be
anon
my internet died mid seduction, andrew tate would be disappointed in me
>>430886
anon
>>430877
Nah, I am going to seduce you. I want to get into your pants
anon
>>430886
Oh my god he released a vid where he said that he t
derrick_phone
WOAH
derrick_phone
omg....
derrick_phone
quivering in my cotton socks rn
>>430899
anon
he released a vid where he said it is straighter to fuck and attractive trans chick than an ugly cis chick
derrick_phone
thats true actually i remember that
sadmoder
u know that mf would be on his hands and knees begging to bottom
>>430895
anon
>>430894
I actually think that this might be partially true. The guy is way, way to into his alpha male persona to not secretly want to crumble and turn to putty in someone's hands.
derrick_phone
i bet andrew tate is horrible at sex
>>430903
pandobra
here in my cell in romania im known as the bottom g
sadmoder
lol
derrick_phone
here in my textbox in libpol they call me derrick_fan
anon
>>430896
Like most straight guys are.
i like sad things
can't believe I'm on track to pass all my classes
i like sad things
crazy with how dysfunctional i all
pandobra
good workkk
i like sad things
2 of the exams are gonna be super easy
anon
you deserve a reward
i like sad things
maybe I'll get a pizza
derrick_phone
yeah
i like sad things
>>430918
meant to say gay but gatt was funny too
i like sad things
>>430920
its not hard that user will sexually harass anyone at any time
>>430928
pandobra
to late you cant unseduce yourself
pandobra
too
i like sad things
why is the world filled with bad things that makes me sad
pandobra
sexual harassment anon
>>430946
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>100% rtx gpu all the time
derrick_phone
>>430924
padded cuffs, i gots autism and im bot about to have sensory hell up in this bitch
>>430933
anon
>>430932
They make fluffy cuffs if you want to test them out and see how they feel. I got a few for you to try, and we got all day.
>>430936
i like sad things
learning about girls in Nepal who use the police to enforce anti arranged marriage laws getting disowned by their families
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ou
derrick_phone
>>430933
yeah that sounds swag
derrick_phone
sick nasty if you would be so inclined
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im getting a collar soon again
derrick_phone
thats pawesome
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awroo
derrick_phone
i wore a choker today for a bit and its the most cringe thing ever i kept gagging everytime i looked in the mirror
>>430945
pandobra
awooo
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ouuu
i like sad things
1995 retro gaming lemmings, lemmings video game 1995,
derrick_phone
you should make ur display name shanon
anon
actually no, you have to come here and fix my internet
anon
So that it doesn't cut out
pandobra
im a pro internet fixer
>>430960
derrick_phone
shanon can i come over
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#derrick
>>430957
i like sad things
i say yippee a lot in real life but Im not a dog
>>430965
derrick_phone
>>430960
literally right here like wtf
pandobra
somewhat competent is the best i can do
anon
Don't worry, I have been told that I am a bimbo before by multiple coworkers, slightly competent will cut it
>>430973
0.0952% bloober!boymodewng
#glegle
pandobra
yo
derrick_phone
YIPPEEE CREATURE
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c:
i like sad things
\~ fraggle rock builders, fraggle rock show, builders building
sadmoder
assigned shanon by deerick_phone
derrick_phone
thats pawesome
i like sad things
tbh creature
sadmoder
i said pawsome to my middle age straight coworker and they looked so done with my shit
derrick_phone
>>430981
YAYYYYYYYY this makes me so happy yeah im game, you play payday 2
>>430985
pandobra
yo shanon
derrick_phone
shanon is awesome
shanon
>>430982
isn't it free now? I've never played but you could show me the ropes
>>430986
derrick_phone
yeah im goated at pd2
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-u-
i like sad things
i think public transit is based

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