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nonners
its obvious he stole it watch it again
nonners
.play man surprised 21 cars
anon
I wish I was home tbh, I have to sand this stupid boat and its stupid varnish so i can cover myself in varnish trying to touch it up
>>435428
pandobra
yup i just started
pandobra
why are u putting sand in a boat
>>435432
anon
I have to sand the wood on the boat so I can varnish it
anon
>>435429
I am building a floating island like in dubai
anon
to prove that the huwite man can also make artificial islands
pandobra
ive been there before
nonners
ive not]
anon
i do not like dubai
nonners
why are you in dubai
pandobra
you support slave labor and love dubai?
>>435441
nonners
wait i cant read anymore my eyes are tired
anon
>>435439
I hate slave labor and hate dubai. All that money can never buy class
rose
im in dubai
anon
>>435444
that's me, you can du bai some from me
anon
honestly how do I seduce a saudi oil prince so he gives me like 2 mill to pee on him
pandobra
i dont know its probably easy
>>435453
rose
>>435449
wow whoever drew that must be rlly cute and a good puppy
straw bury
yeah i actually know the girl who drew that its rose orlando whose muysic can be found at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
nonners
.play kalpol introl
anon
>>435447
I think so yeah, I think I need to go to a swiss university to find some obscenely wealthy saudi oil princes
>>435457
pandobra
i need to go home
nonners
what if you did
pandobra
wouldnt be good for job retention i think
rose
need to go to a university to find some cute swedish boy and then fuck him silly >>435453
>>435469
nonners
you wont need a job soon, didnt you hear?
pandobra
why wont i need a job
nonners
you didnt hear?
pandobra
i didnt hear
nonners
you dont know
pandobra
come on... tell me............
nonners
>doesnt know
pandobra
X_X
straw bury
nonners pls share ur esoteric knowlege with us
nonners
>they both dont know
straw bury
i called u cute remember
pandobra
you know what i dont even want to know anymore
rose
i dont need a job i need a boyfriend
anon
when they don't know
rose
what does 't.' mean
anon
t. knower
anon
t. Alberto Barbosa
rose
idgi
straw bury
its not something crazy like the worlds ending or something right??????? that would be some bullshit
rose
made a slow song today
nonners
>wants to know really bad
rose
>wants to cum really bad
straw bury
plsssss im desperate if u dont tell me ill kill myself and it will be ur fault ill send u a picture of me shooting myself
>>435485
nonners
hi alber
pandobra
i sooo dont know and i soooooo dont care
>>435486
straw bury
TELL ME PLSSSSSS I WANNA KNOW
pandobra
ohh im so apathetic i dont care about it at allll
nonners
>look at how much i dont care guys, i just dont care at all,
anon
knowers stay winning
pandobra
not carers win even more sincei dont care lol
nonners
there are 2 types of people
rose
if the next message on here says smth about knowing or not knowing im gonna be upset and i will frown and pout and go "hmph :("
>>435495>>435500
pandobra
knowing
nonners
>>435493
>seething from lack of knowledge
straw bury
now look wat u did
anon
knowers, they drive their cars like this. But not-knowers, they drive like this
rose
bro logic just crashed on me
pandobra
big tail
nonners
#ai would you even care if i killed myself?

i don’t have feelings, but people around you would. talk to someone, please—friend, family, crisis hotline. it’s not worth it. would you even care if i killed myself?
>>435504
straw bury
un knowers will rise up someday..... mark my words........ *narrows my eyes as i stare up at u, hatred fuming in my broken heart
nonners
>>435502
>talk to someone, please—friend
he doesnt know
straw bury
*i turn away suddenly and begin to walk into the darkness, ready to start building the un knower rebellion*
nonners
.play man cant believe 21 cars
rose
i am good
rose
reopened it n it was fine, luckily there was an save even tho i hadnt saved the project lol
rose
anyways im finished with musicing today i think
rose
gonna chill for a couple mins n then cook soup
>>435516
anon
>>435514
what kind of soup also I am a sigma
straw bury
14852.png
::yuri
we could make out and stuff.........
rose
chicken
rose
straw do u wanna hear new instrumental
straw bury
yes!!!!!!!!!!
anon
>>435522
uh... erm... h-hi.... can we like.... mmmm... kiss
pandobra
is this what a sigma acts like
anon
This is what true sigmas act like
anon
I'm a lone wolf
rose
this peace is what all true warriors strive for
straw bury
ill be ur beta if u be my sigma..........
anon
I was going to say something related to smelling you or something like that, but my horny powers have been stolen
>>435533
rose
.play mandela catalog episode 1
pandobra
we got the alpha (me) the beta and the sigma all here
anon
Basically! I am a sigma
anon
>>435533
FRICK YOU I CAN'T HORNY POST
pandobra
what happened to your horny powers
anon
I was told to not hornypost too much, so I gotta be careful... :(
pandobra
sounds like you might be a beta
>>435541
anon
.play jesse lee peterson BETA
anon
>>435538
I am A SIGMA PLEASE I AM SIGMA I DID THE ONLINE SIGMA QUIZ I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS PLEASE
>>435543
anon
>>435543
sigmas play by their own rules, I'm like a lone wolf or a lion or like a polar bear or something basically the superior male because I don't have to talk to women I'm too dark and mysterious to do anything other than post on 4chan
straw bury
mang i remember this used to scare the shit outta me
anon
I learned that all of this stuff operates on rules of three, so the jumpscare is always number three
nonners
guys what are we watching
anon
>>435544
I cannot horny post but would
straw bury
13437.jpg
can u romance post :>
kiss me and tell me im cute pls
::nose
rose
.skip (video skipped)
anon
opworm will show up to my house and kill me if I talk about eating ass
pandobra
scared
anon
hi!!!!
pandobra
no im californian
nonners
hmm
nonners
imagine having friends
anon
I have many friends!!!
straw bury
nobody lives in seattle im the only person here ;-;
>>435566
pandobra
im going to seattle next week
anon
>>435564
Seattle is a really cool city tbh I am jealpus
straw bury
:D
anon
I went to do surgery in seattle, and I met I think uh Russel Wilson the guy that plays for the Seahawks a few years back, he apparently went to the hospital in secret to visit kids and stuff very nice
faye
seattle more like shitattle
straw bury
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii faye
>>435572
faye
peeattle
straw bury
r u allso cursed to lvie in this shithole
faye
no i live nowhere near seattle
faye
i have only heard horror stories of seattle trans women
fujo
gm
faye
i knew a girl from there she was wild...
straw bury
i was thinking more about the insane cost of living and homelessness rates but yea that too
>>435579
faye
>>435578
yeah i mean major cities tend to have that unfortunately
faye
in our capitalist system
fujo
fren of mine randomly dissappeared after not talking for a whileee,,, yep its depression day
straw bury
o hi fujo :3
straw bury
awwwww 3:
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
nonners
IM SO FUCKING BOREEEEEED
straw bury
type shi
pandobra
lets hang out in seattle
straw bury
lol sure
straw bury
i suck at interacting with people in person tho
pandobra
its okay
straw bury
:3
straw bury
how long ru gu gonna stay for bcuz dragged into sunlight is playing a show here on the 27th
pandobra
23-26
straw bury
:(
straw bury
:3
anon
so is the first annual libpol orgy in seattle then
straw bury
i guess lul
pandobra
meow
straw bury
pandobra this is wat i look like btw :>
pandobra
yr pretty
straw bury
no ur pretty
pandobra
u dont even see me
straw bury
i just know telepathically. i can communicate with people telepathically
anon
this is true straw bury is a telepath
straw bury
i be sending twinkanon nudes through the psychic ether
anon
I will just randomly sieze up and blood will pour from my every orifice while images of straw girl in the nude flash and burn themselves into my brain, it's quite sexy
straw bury
the convulsions arent a side effect of telepathic communication btw thats just wat happens when he sees me naked
straw bury
>>435620
can i lick it u will feel better trust
faye
it hurts cuz electrolysis :(
straw bury
omg congrats
straw bury
.... can i still lick it
>>435638
straw bury
hi :>
anon
Unfortunately I am not that beefy but I can BULK FOR YOU
anon
Eat chicken and rice and bench
straw bury
waow all for me? >w<
anon
Yes, I will stop living off of avocadoes for u
straw bury
one time i saw someone eat an avocado and it had a spider in it
straw bury
spiders can see up to 1 lightyear away
straw bury
like with clarity i mean
anon
Everything is so stressful.
0.0959% bloober!boymodewng
>>435639
POGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOGPOG
anon
wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
>>435645
straw bury
i feel like whenever i urgently need to get out of bed i cant and whenever i havea bunch of time to sleep in im super restless
>>435647
anon
>>435645
I have been stripped of my ability to say that I will make you my woman, let it be known that I am still thinking it every time you post
faye
>>435644
picks u up and throws u out of bed
faye
ez pz
davesprite
chat my friend keeps calling my story IDF propaganda i am ded
>>435651
davesprite
>>435651
i am trying not to spoil it for him so i keep giving him cryptic weird tidbits that are funny and he implies it's all building to me dropping some kind of horrible zionist magnum opus lmao
>>435665
davesprite
.play rosebot get dumb
davesprite
been listening to rose orlando just unironically she's gud y'all, just an aside
straw bury
:D
straw bury
where? roseorlando.bandcamp.com perhaps?
>>435659
davesprite
the amount of free advertisement i give her people are gonna start thinking im a rose orlando alt lol
davesprite
14722.gif
hol up
::dave caramelldansen
anon
>>435653
what exactlt are these tidbits that leads to them thinking its idf propaganda
>>435667
straw bury
.play machine girl lifeforce
davesprite
>>435665
it's entirely non sequitur to the story bits lol, it's part of a running banter where we call each other feds and claim to be collecting blackmail on each other and such, this is the latest volley i just find it really funny
he's a silly guy
>>435675
straw bury
any hardcore gabber bass sluts in chat????
>>435672
davesprite
14845.gif
okay also
y'all
my dumb story
okay so i have made a lot of progress but this fucking structure
chapter 2, is broken into 5 sections, some of which are sort of... inter... intermi uh, action breaks
it's one of the short chapters too
i may as well just call them fucking ACTS
::homosuck
>>435674
straw bury
::listening intently to daves story
davesprite
>>435675
yes together israel man and diaspora boy team up to save the world from captain terrorism, but unfortunately captain terrorism draws his strength from the hearts of the palestinian people, so they all must be stopped
it's very heroic and tragic and noble
davesprite
i have a gift for subtlety
davesprite
>>435677
the spread of an ethnic group's population beyond their home region
so like, italian americans are italian diaspora population
the jewish diaspora is basically all jews until israel was founded, since rome they've had that kinda going on, but now israeli is sort of an ethnic group unto its own
i imagine there's sort of separate jewish diaspora and israeli diaspora populations at this point even
anon
>>435677
Jews outside of Israel, idk not jewish.
rose
its me rose orlando
straw bury
omg its rose orlando
faye
.play beautiful princess disorder
davesprite
omg rose orlando haii
.play rosebot gemini club
straw bury
rose can we kiss? like on the mouth
faye
i want to visit the UK so i can murder rose orlando
>>435691
davesprite
>>435685
you're gonna be like the tranny version of spider-punk when the UK falls to the fasc you're gonna be some kind of musical folk hero
and then you can retire to a country estate with six girlfriends or whatever
>>435696
rose
ahhh oki :3
pandobra
ive been to the UK before
rose
>>435690
i will overcome challenges for nice house with girlfriends
>>435702
rose
but they boyfriends gotta be out on estrogen
davesprite
>>435698
okay you get six in your harem
kinsey yourself what's the breakdown here lol
straw bury
>>435696
can i be one a the girlfriends :>
davesprite
>4 firefighters one dominant twink and 1 woman who can beat the shit out of me
if i was gonna marry 6 people like if i really had to
>>435709
rose
faye can you harass me? im not short tho
anon
>>435705
You deserve it for being short
straw bury
fuck off
rose
>>435704
id go like two cute twink boys one who's dommy and one who's subby but they both bully me sometimes tbh
then like 4 women, idk one of them would be subby and the rest would be more dommy
theyd all be switches tho, i gotta switch it up
>>435710
anon
>>435709
switchGODs stay winning rn I swear
davesprite
i don't think i'd even have sex with my 6 honestly i would just tease them into getting dominant make out a lot and then slap their butts and send them back to the harem quarters
rose
wow i made this
rose
id watch the two boys fuck each other and make out with them
>>435715
anon
I finally understand islam right now
davesprite
>>435713
this is some based degeneracy right here
this is some elite aristocrat level shit
rose
it was rlly adorable icl
rose
n then i got jollibee with one of them after
anon
do either of then eat ass
rose
uhm i dont remember n i keep forgetting to ask, i think so?
davesprite
13348.jpg
gotta go get ready for dr appt yall have fun talking about boys
::kissing
>>435726
rose
have fun at doctor
rose
i gotta go stir soup
rose
do u guys like this song?
rose
idk who made it btw
straw bury
groovy as all hell
nonners
why is Larry David's last name david
nonners
that a first name, dumbass
rose
on the shit that turned larry david
anon
Larry David isn't his actual name
>>435741
rose
>>435716
its fucked up cos like they didnt even do any bottom prep
or use lube
which is crazy cos the one topping is hung as fuck
somehow it was all clean n he went in rlly easy
rose
does that just happen if you get fucked by the same boy like repeatedly all the time???
>>435742
anon
>>435740
You can sort of get used to letting the muscles relax but like you should still use lube and do some prep
rose
it was hot tho
rose
like awww just going for it, so needyy
rose
n they were calling each other rlly cute stuff n ghghghhg
rose
wish i was a boy, this is so messed up
anon
very very nice... I am not allowed to hornypost tho sadly
>>435750
anon
but needless to say I'd do that to you
rose
i hope they both like me :((
anon
>>435750
I have been punished for my sins.
straw bury
by lain?
anon
nah, the moderators lol
straw bury
o
straw bury
lol
anon
I have a sneaking suspicion I'm not the only one sending people random anonymous horny DMs tho
anon
I had a dream I became a great tailor
>>435759
anon
I'm kinda tired of things IG and I wish I could do something valuable and independent
anon
>>435757
you should practice sewing then
anon
it's a nice skill to develop and can help you out
anon
awww that would be nice
anon
I have a whole pile of clothes to repair
anon
but it seems like nothing in front of me is worth doing
anon
it would be more efficient to study well and then pay a tailor
anon
You are doing it because your dreams told you too
anon
division of labor is an economic concept not a philosophy to live by
rose
sometimes i have dreams of kissing a boy
anon
Yeah it is more efficient to work then pay, but it is rewarding to do the work even if you aren't that good at it
>>435778
rose
i hope he likes me
anon
wow u should practice kissing haha
>>435772
rose
guys if u makeout with a boy a bunch when you hang out and also sleep naked with him and cuddle and stuff
does it means he likes u??
>>435776
rose
atleast like in a nice friends way??
rose
i worry sometimes im just being annoying or smth
anon
nah
anon
>>435768
I wish it was rewarding to study and learn and have a career one day
>>435790
straw bury
i have a lot of dreams about strangling people and cutting their throats and stuff
>>435781
anon
supposedly it gets better once you get good
straw bury
>>435781
idk what u look like :(
straw bury
for some reason i just imagine u looking exactly like johnny cage
anon
lmao
straw bury
and acting like him too
>>435796
rose
i imagine u looking like a twink
rose
hence the twink flag
anon
I was reading about tolstoy's last days
anon
>>435778
It is in its own way, but there's always a degree of forcing it that makes it hard
faye
>black dresses radio on spotify
>20% of the songs are Mindless Self Indulgence
faye
what the fuck
rose
hiiiii faye
anon
he ran away from luxury and died of disease after traveling on russian trains
anon
he should have just freed his serfs or something like that
anon
>>435785
I thought johnny cage was blond but apparently he has dark hair now
straw bury
wat colors ur hair twink anon :>
anon
i was thinking about what motivates people. maybe most moments are hard and people work out of love for big moments of happiness, and maybe on the net life is actually more painful than happy but we don't realize. but it can only get better for everyone from big efforts to change the world, but i can't really associate trying to fix things with happiness
anon
brunette, fairly dark but not full black
faye
my hair is brown everyone else in my family has black hair
faye
except my mom
anon
actually unironically Johnny Cage's color
>>435807
faye
and my sister.... huh maybe that was a dead giveaway from the get-go
SadChan🍉🍉
good morningg
anon
but I gotta get bulked up to look like cagr
straw bury
hai sadchan
SadChan🍉🍉
hi strawburry
anon
*cage
anon
how is NYC these days
anon
: )
rose
i made soup but my mums train got super delyed so now the soups been cooking for agesn guhhhhhh ;-; also im so hungry
anon
hmmm maybe you can turn the temperature down and just have a tiny snack so u can eat w her but not be a grumpy girl
rose
its as low as it can go
rose
but the thing is idk when shes gonna get back so its like if i have as anck or smth i worry shes gonna like show up as soon as
anon
have a tiny thing like a banan
straw bury
one time i ate soup and there was chicken in it and it was yummy
>>435820
anon
luv chicken soup
rose
making chicken soup
rose
also like i think all the potatots have kinda like idk dissolved into the soup now, its messed up
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