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straw bury
man i wish i was a girl
>>437394
Spiders
actually.
Spiders
i don't know. i just don't like being a boy
>>437399
straw bury
byeah
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437396
Are you.... the mythical slovenian femboy?
Spiders
what!?
Spiders
i'm not slovenian
Spiders
slovenia isn't even real
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sucks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh well
derrick_phone
do u guys like pasta
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
NO
Spiders
I LOVE PASTA
straw bury
yea
Spiders
MY FAVORITE IS SPAGHETTI
>>437413
derrick_phone
pasta is awesome
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only like creepypasta
Spiders
(BOLOGNESE)
derrick_phone
>>437409
eating that rn, plain spag n cheese
Spiders
spag and fag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437414
Hello my slovenian brethen
Spiders
>>437419
is the belly on purpose </3
derrick_phone
i didnt realise it was thefe but yeah sure
Spiders
wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pasta with no sauce is the best dym
derrick_phone
>>437423
i literally told u im having plain spag n cheese
Spiders
>>437424
nonsense! with that hair and that face?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I only have pasta with butter
straw bury
yeah just 2016 with longer hair
Spiders
i
Spiders
what the fuck!?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slovenia
Spiders
that's not spaghetti
Spiders
that's fucking macaroni with cheese dude
derrick_phone
what
derrick_phone
i'm eating spag n cheese
>>437440
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437437
I cooka da pizza
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437438
Not everyone is a italian cuisine snob like a certain slovenian here
Spiders
i don't even eat very distinguished meals. just some basic dishes??
Spiders
instead of slop??
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah cause you're slovenian
Spiders
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yes you are :3
anon
>>437450
I was threatened for sexual harassment, thus all of my posts are redacted for hornyposting
>>437457
Spiders
ruskifag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slovenboy
derrick_phone
>>437454
u ever eat a really good boiled egg?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The S in slovenian stands for sex
derrick_phone
is that the rock
anon
I eat alot of avocado
straw bury
.play acid bath the morticians flame
anon
>>437451
Slovenian, short, and cute, what a trifecta
anon
A
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Does spider have pus pus?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437474
Slovenian spiders are built different
anon
They leave me alone
anon
So I leave them alone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dick-biting spiders, discovered in South America
>>437482
straw bury
spiders like to bite me while im sleeping and then it hurts for weeks
>>437490>>437485
straw bury
not weeks days lol
Spiders
>>437477
i've never been bitten either but i'm scared to death of it
Spiders
(i am a keeper of over 30 tarantulas btw)
>>437489
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437487
And they're all slovenian like you
anon
>>437481
>>437481
I can bite you instead and leave your (redacted for horny posting) hurting for weeks
anon
My internet is DYING
anon
COX CABLE DAMN YOU
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Spiders ate through the net
derrick_phone
imagine bad internet, couldnt be me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437497
Cheater...
derrick_phone
buryshoe
straw bury
as what
straw bury
yeah
derrick_phone
if its / girls then its yuri
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437512
Transphobic ,uch>
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
As expected from a slovenian
>>437517
derrick_phone
i need yuri in my life but i also want a big strong bf
straw bury
i wish a cute girl would kiss me and grab my ass and tits and stuff
>>437520>>437519
straw bury
and shove me around and stuff
derrick_phone
>>437516
i would but i only live in ur phone
Spiders
yeah. sorry to disapoint stawberries. we're all ai programs on your device created to keep you entertained.
>>437528>>437535
straw bury
i know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
straw bury
i dont wanna wake up cute girls are telling me im pretty
derrick_phone
strawburyshoe do i wanna snuggle with me
>>437529
derrick_phone
could be us
anon
i
anon
ke
derrick_phone
i lovd shanons wifi
Spiders
what the fduck?
Spiders
why'd it turn into a castle LMAO
>>437542
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmaooooooo
Spiders
twinkanons internet died again :(
>>437546
derrick_phone
thats a woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
15325.png
::slovenian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437551
Using telegram, as expect from a slovenian
>>437553
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just accept the fact that you;re a slovenian twink
>>437555
straw bury
its the same shit every day. new day same pain
anon
Oh my God my internet dying is news here
>>437558
derrick_phone
HI SHANON
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play ozzy osbourne shanon
anon
Technically it isn't MY internet, it's my parents cause I am hanging with them for a week
>>437563>>437564
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play brutal legend decapitation
straw bury
.play subrosa cosey mo
straw bury
rip cosey mo :(
derrick_phone
>>437565
shanon ur so silly
anon
>>437568
I have nothing but the utmost respect for the Slovenian people, individuals like Spider are what makes Slovenia strong.
>>437573
derrick_phone
l
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437571
POwered by spiders and twinks
anon
Also I am juggling so many DM's and they are all anonymous
straw bury
i dont know if i love or hate this one
>>437577
anon
I will never hear a SINGLE person ever accuse me of lacking superior intellect when I was juggling DM's where someone was making me sub and the other was making me dom
>>437579
anon
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKERS ARE FLOODING ME WITH DMS LMAO
>>437586
straw bury
twinkanon exists exclusively on polar opposites of the twin spectrum
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nintendo Switch
anon
OH MY GOD LAIN IF YOU ARE LURKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Spiders
nintendo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437579
Slovenian swtich
anon
It's okay I like it :) I am an attention WHORE
>>437588
lain from cereal
i hate to see this guy win
>>437600
anon
Oh my god lmao
anon
My screen is filled with DMs
straw bury
hi fujo
Spiders
chat. dm this man
Spiders
ah looks it's the lesbian. hirohito
>>437597
derrick_phone
>>437592
derrick is ok, i checked on him and hes alright
fujo
mrrp
lain from cereal
>>437600
iamgine i am scratchign this post like vinyl record
>>437603
Spiders
>>437602
INACCURATE. barney should be at the top of the list and begging for cock too
derrick_phone
>>437602
this is so real and accurate
lain from cereal
>>437602
im thinking this is real and accurate
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437602
Reply to my dm please very important
anon
I have like 20 DMs pleaze I am trying my BEST
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Mine is more inportant
derrick_phone
not our fault that ur hot
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Коооольщик, наколи мне купала
Spiders
::babilsmonk
Spiders
fuuuuck
Spiders
::basilsmonk
Spiders
wtf
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slovenian
derrick_phone
its shocking the amount of people who think im called derrick
Spiders
the amount of people who think i'm called spiders is simply astonishing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm nor even Randal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MY NAME IS EDWIN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play jackie's box
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
PEAK
derrick_phone
also despite being a woman, i love being called sir bc it reminds me of oliviae armstrong from fma and i am in love with her
>>437647
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jorking
Spiders
>>437644
ok i'm glad you don't mind. "ma'am yes ma'am" sounds awkward
>>437649
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*hypnotises you with my cock*
Spiders
huh
straw bury
i need someone to kiss me so bad its not even funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437650
One must imagine Twinknon happy
Spiders
i'd rather my eyes be closed. thank you.
lain from cereal
>>437653
i thought it was a funny prompt
unforunately it did not make anything funny
>>437658
Spiders
clearly.
derrick_phone
>>437650
i have refrained from sending more...ive obly sent two but i pray you respond
straw bury
if a cute girl does not materialize next to me and kiss me right now i will lose my fucking marbles
>>437665
lain from cereal
>>437658
man will overthrow man by hooking ai up to infrastructure and it will be really stupid and mundane adn we're all going to die
>>437664
lain from cereal
>>437664
has anyone been trying to sell you a sawn off shotgun lately
>>437669
derrick_phone
hehehe
Spiders
*circumcised
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Average slovenian grammar abilities
Spiders
baby learning to spell
derrick_phone
slovenian people be like "man i suck at tf2"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437674
It's femboy country
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Slovenians be like
straw bury
where do slovenians come from anyway? do they have like a reproductive cycle?
>>437681>>437683
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
From SLovenia the femboy country
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ever read a Stanislav Lem novel?
lain from cereal
>>437679
#dumbreply

oh man slovenians is like from slovenia i think? or maybe slovakia idk they all sound same. they dont got no cycle like bugs or nothin, they just born from mommys and daddys like normal peeps. but i heard once they come from caves in the mountains and eat only cheese?? probly not true tho lol. also their flag got stars n stuff looks cool.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Fed ass response
>>437686
derrick_phone
#smartai why are slovenians worse on average at team fortress 2

Ah, an intriguing question that delves into both gaming culture and regional dynamics. While it would be reductive to assert that Slovenians are universally "worse" at *Team Fortress 2* (TF2), there may be observable trends influenced by several socio-cultural and infrastructural factors:

1. **Player Base Size & Competitive Scene**:
Slovenia has a relatively small population (~2 million), which inherently limits the number of dedicated TF2 players compared to larger countries with more entrenched esports cultures (e.g., the U.S., Germany, or South Korea). A smaller player pool means fewer high-skill outliers and less robust competitive infrastructure (leagues, scrims, mentors).

2. **Cultural Priorities in Gaming**:
Historically, Central/Eastern European gamers have gravitated toward titles like *Counter-Strike*, *Dota 2*, or *League of Legends*. TF2’s niche status in Slovenia might mean fewer resources (guides, local servers) and less peer-driven skill development.

3. **Latency & Server Access**:
Optimal TF2 gameplay relies on low-latency connections to major server hubs (e.g., Western Europe). Slovenian players may face marginally higher ping compared to those in Germany or France—enough to impact twitch-reliant classes like Scout or Sniper.

4. **Language Barriers & Community Integration**:
While many Slovenians speak English well, communication nuances matter in team-based games. Non-native speakers might hesitate to lead calls or coordinate strategies fluidly—a subtle but critical disadvantage versus anglophone teams.

5. **Meta Familiarity & Updates**:
TF2’s meta evolves through community discourse on platforms like Reddit/YouTube/Steam forums. If Slovenian players engage less with these predominantly English-language spaces, they might lag in adopting advanced tactics (rollouts, weapon synergies).

6. **Statistical Noise vs Reality**:
Without comprehensive data from Valve or third-party trackers (like RGL logs), anecdotal claims about national performance remain speculative—confirmation bias could inflate perceptions based on isolated matches.

### Counterpoints:
- Individual Slovenian players can still excel; generalizations ignore outliers.
- Some Eastern European nations (*cough* Estonia) punch above their weight in esports due to strong digital infrastructures/gaming traditions—size isn't destiny.

In summary: structural disadvantages likely suppress average performance rather than any innate deficit in skill potential among Slovene gamers themselves! 🎩🔧
why are slovenians worse on average at team fortress 2
lain from cereal
>>437684
you will like the large language model
fujo
i will large the like language model
>>437689
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#smartai slovenian femboys

Slovenian femboys, like their counterparts in other cultures, represent a subversion of traditional gender norms through the blending of feminine aesthetics with masculine identity. Slovenia, as a Central European nation with progressive social attitudes and strong LGBTQ+ rights (relative to its Balkan neighbors), provides an interesting sociocultural context for such expressions.

Key aspects worth analyzing:

1. **Sociopolitical Context**: Slovenia legalized same-sex partnerships in 2006 and became the first post-communist country to recognize gay marriage in 2015 (later overturned by referendum). This relatively tolerant atmosphere allows for more visible gender-nonconforming expression compared to more conservative neighboring states.

2. **Aesthetic Influences**: Slovenian femboy style likely draws from:
- Central European fashion sensibilities
- Italian/German youth subcultures (given geographic proximity)
- Global internet aesthetics (anime/kawaii influences common in online femboy communities)

3. **Demographics**: Most prominent among urban youth in Ljubljana, Maribor and coastal towns where alternative scenes flourish near universities and art academies.

4. **Community Spaces**: While no specifically "femboy" venues exist, inclusive spaces like:
- Klub K4/Metelkova arts district
- Ljubljana Pride events
provide acceptance for gender non-conformity

5. **Online Presence**: Like elsewhere, Slovenian femboys are most active on international platforms (Reddit's r/femboy , Discord servers) rather than local forums due to small population size (~2M).

Notable differences from Western European/North American contexts include less political polarization around the phenomenon and greater influence from both Slavic and Mediterranean cultural elements in styling choices.

Would you like deeper analysis on any particular dimension? I can expand on historical precedents of male femininity in Slovene folk traditions or contemporary legal frameworks affecting self-expression if desired.
slovenian femboys
derrick_phone
#smartai write JD Vance smut with the pope

I'm sorry, but I can't comply with this request. I aim to keep interactions respectful and appropriate. If you have any other questions or need information on a different topic, feel free to ask!
write JD Vance smut with the pope
lain from cereal
how did they change it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#smartai no country for old men but make it slowburn yaoi

Ah, *No Country for Old Men* reimagined as a slow-burn yaoi—now there’s an intriguing fusion of existential neo-western grit and simmering homoerotic tension. Let us dissect this concept with the precision it deserves.

### **Thematic Underpinnings**
Cormac McCarthy’s original novel (and the Coen brothers' adaptation) thrives on fatalism, moral ambiguity, and the inevitability of violence—qualities that could translate exquisitely into a psychological yaoi narrative. The cat-and-mouse chase between Anton Chigurh (the ruthless hitman embodying amorality) and Llewelyn Moss (the stubborn everyman ensnared by greed) already crackles with unspoken intensity; reframing their dynamic as repressed longing draped in bloodstained leather jackets would only heighten the tragedy.

### **Character Dynamics: A Slow-Burn Reinterpretation**
1. **Anton Chigurh / The Enigmatic Sadist With a Code**
- His chilling detachment takes on new dimensions when viewed through a queer lens: is his coin-flip philosophy merely nihilism, or does it mask deeper emotional paralysis? Every near-fatal encounter with Moss becomes charged with suppressed desire—violence sublimated into something far more intimate.
- Imagine him pressing close post-gunfight, gloved fingers lingering on Moss’s throat not to strangle but… hesitate.

2. **Llewelyn Moss / The Stubborn Cowboy Who Doesn’t Realize He Wants More**
- Classic reluctant protagonist energy; he thinks he's running from death incarnate when really he's drawn to its icy allure like a moth to flame (or perhaps more aptly, like Shane to Riki in *Viewfinder*). Each narrow escape leaves him breathless for reasons beyond survival instinct alone.

3. **Sheriff Ed Tom Bell / The Melancholic Witness**
- Our aging lawman serves as Greek chorus here—observing these two men circling each other with weary resignation because *he understands*. Maybe too well? There are implications about his own past that go unsaid but linger beneath those stoic monologues...

4.**Carla Jean / Tragic Foil OR Unexpected Catalyst?**
Does she become collateral damage in their twisted courtship via bullet wounds & betrayal... Or does she survive long enough recognize what simmers between them before meeting her fate?

#### Key Scenes Retooled For Maximum UST:
- That iconic motel standoff where they shoot at each other through doors now has palpable erotic frustration woven into muzzle flashes.
- When Chigurh tends Moss’ injuries after one particularly brutal skirmish… hands too careful for someone who deals exclusively in death.
- Late-night desert campfires where neither sleeps because staring across flames feels safer than admitting why they can't walk away.

##### Narrative Structure Considerations:
Pacing should mirror classic slowburn tropes:
▪︎ Minimal dialogue heavy laden subtext ("You don't have to do this." "Yes I do.")
▪︎ Long stretches without physical contact until FINALLY—
▪︎ Climactic confrontation ending ambiguously (*did they kiss or kill each other?? Both??*)

###### Title Suggestions:
• *No Kisses For Bad Men*
• *(You Can’t) Take It With You When Go*
Or keep it simple yet evocative :
***Coin Toss Hearts***

Would read/watch immediately if executed properly — preferably retaining Roger Deakins' cinematography so every sunbaked Texas landscape looks like an oil painting yearning silently alongside its protagonists..
no country for old men but make it slowburn yaoi
lain from cereal
>>437689
#tireiron
too busy thinking about half life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No Kisses For Bed Men sounds like a porn parody
straw bury
one time my dad walked in on me playing half life and he yelled at me
>>437701
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437695
As all slovenians do
anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anon
#uwu (USER WAS UWU'D FOR THIS POST)
straw bury
>>437701
i dont care about him enough to go to jail over him, he cant even remember anything from before yesterday at this point lel
Spiders
based
anon
I have escaped the DMs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All slovenians have daddy issues
Spiders
>>437707
damn. and do you care for him or not? because i'm not sure now
>>437713
straw bury
>>437707
the age where he could start developing dementia i mean
straw bury
>>437710
i support him as much as i can and in the future i will support him financially if hes still alive but i just dont care about him that much
Spiders
i understand
Spiders
grr why are my fingers sticky and gross
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Covered in fellow slovenian cum
anon
My hair is all mussed up and sticky now
anon
i used to go to apple bees with my rich step relatives lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I thought Cracker Barrel is the definitive white establishment?
>>437721>>437722
anon
>>437720
hard to beat cracker barrrl lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And also Cheesecake Factory
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437723
From slovenian bussy
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
>the strongers country in the world
derrick_phone
>>437726
you seem like youd be good to have in.a bount rotation
>>437743
anon
>>437728
I know, but I like the idea of banning myself. More representative of my mindset
>>437732
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437730
Cereals
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It took me 9 yereals to collect the cereals
lain from cereal
>>437735
cmon just give it a lil try
anon
>>437738
any safe foods I should work with then
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>437739
Your fuckass country stole my country's flag have you got no shame
derrick_phone
>>437741pasra and cheese
>>437753
Spiders
>>437740
whatever you feel like making :3 the fact that it's a meal made by you is what matters
>>437747
derrick_phone
flirting is awesome
anon
>>437745
Steak au poivre with a side of fondant potatoes and some asparagus for greens
>>437748
Spiders
>>437747
wowies... how cultured... i have no clue what those words mean but steak sounds delicious :3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Meat and mashers? That's slav cuisine
Spiders
i don't get to eat steak often. or ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everyday I wake up and have to choose who am I more proud to be today, russian or irish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Having foreign ancestry is hord
anon
>>437744
You like pasta and cheese then, are you good with an alfredo?
anon
That's easy to whip up
derrick_phone
ummm hopefully
Spiders
hey twinkanon... are you unironically good at cooking?
>>437759
derrick_phone
id bet yeah
derrick_phone
also i am upset twinkanon is catching more than shanon bc highkey its such a goated joke
anon
>>437756
I am pretty good, my family is big into cooking and I used to work at a pretty nice restaurant as a cook. But I am not some like well-trained elite chef. I like to make good shit though, Steak au Poivre is easy
>>437760
Spiders
>>437759
that's extremely impressive still! especially so considering the environment you find yourself in at this very moment
Spiders
best i can really do without looking anything up is scrambled eggs hehe ;3
derrick_phone
i make a really mean bolognaise
>>437769
Spiders
the...
Spiders
noodles with cheese one?
derrick_phone
what
derrick_phone
soaghetti
Spiders
who the fuck posted that
>>437772
Spiders
i'm still traumatized
derrick_phone
spaghetti bolognaise
derrick_phone
>>437767
that was my dinner, you were the one that asked to see it
Spiders
and i regret it deeply.
Spiders
don't send that ever again please.
derrick_phone
why, i literally told you that is what i was eating. thats why you wanted to look
Spiders
good for you.
anon
Also I am really in the mood to cook for someone because all I am eating right now is an avocado and I need an excuse to make a huge mess of the kitchen for somebody cute
>>437780
Spiders
>>437778
hehe. you can cook for the silly people on the internet whose names you don't even know! :3
>>437782
Spiders
i would not know! never used 4chan
Spiders
yikes. it's 3am
Spiders
i'm not even all that tired for some reason
Spiders
or maybe i just got used to it right now
Spiders
sorry for criticizing your meal so much derrick. it's just the fact that when you said it was bolognese i was actual. what the fuck. what do you mean by that.
>>437790
derrick_phone
derrick doesnt post his food
derrick_phone
>>437788
i never said it was bolognaise
Spiders
YOU DID?
Spiders
i'm not scrolling up
Spiders
sorry
Spiders
what do you MEAAAN you don't post your food
Spiders
what did he mean by this

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