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lain from cereal
>>437999
can you narrate this actually
i want to know what the cadence is
>>438004
fujo
can people actually read stuff with a voice saying what they read thats like an actual voice
anon
>>438013
See lain, didn't take advantage of that obvious opportunity
lain from cereal
>>438015
admin disabled it
anon
Did they fix this
anon
They didn't
lain from cereal
>>438023
#edit make this user more paranoid
anon
Maybe I won't have to trip you after all
>>438028
lain from cereal
>>438025
what are the ugliest physical traits you can imagine on someone
>>438029
anon
>>438028
Depends, not big on facial hair and excessive body hair. Don't mind a little, just not a forest. Aside from that: Oh I see what you are doing
>>438031
lain from cereal
>>438029
whatever all this is just imagine that applies to me
>>438032
fujo
am workin!!!
lain from cereal
its like buying clothes at the soup store but its webhosting in 2002
fujo
population of 10thousand!!
fujo
the sales guys upstairs
faye
#ksay shrimp
lain from cereal
hehehe
lain from cereal
why did the plasma grenade not send the player flying
>>438041
faye
bc you know
lain from cereal
JUST STOP FORWARDING THE CHAIN EMAIL
>>438048
fujo
_deletes from outbox_
faye
>>438046
#edit make this safe for work
fujo
YOU MADE ME TAKE IT DOWN IN THE WRONG WAY
lain from cereal
i dont know what this is but this is incredible
faye
this is literally just mr. robot
anon
For real
fujo
it feels like a job i once had tbh
fujo
their idea of "monitoring" was to have someone sitting in the basement staring at a log and calling a nubmer if something is red in there
>>438055
faye
>>438054
sometimes it costs less to hire someone to do that than automate a task
lain from cereal
>House_of_Pain
;;
lain from cereal
god
lain from cereal
i used to play this game with weird adults on xfire when i was like 9
lain from cereal
one guy had a gunblade he was posing with on his xfire profile it was so cool
i learned to type because of halo ce
fujo
"oh my god you're moving my mouse"
faye
this is funny
lain from cereal
>hey kiddo we have to install skype at the backup data center
faye
lmao
anon
>cant arrange them by penis
anon
>I need the icons back where they were
lain from cereal
ahahdfjklahfjkldsaguia
anon
luv u worms
anon
I had an ok day
anon
I did less than I hoped I could.
I did more than I usually do.
I was stupid and grumpy
I was kind of trying to be positvie
I felt more comfortable with myself and read more stuff of personal interest this mosrning while my mom was gone than I have in a long time
I still got nothing done while my mom was gone on homework
I made a goal to do homework for 1 hour after reading for 1 hour and just put it off and off
I don't know how much I learned
My mom is going to be home all day tomorrow and I feel stressed n stupid n also unsure if I'd achieve anything with her gone and just be disapointed in myself again
>>438073>>438070
faye
can we watch old halo machinimas
lain from cereal
watching this whole series half drunk in the defcon hotel room circa 2005
anon
>>438069
Rome wasn't built in a day, you are trying and you did more than you usually do, that's worth feeling good about
anon
yeah u said it : )
anon
.play red vs blue episode 1
anon
oh my god not the whole fucking season
lain from cereal
le sigh
lain from cereal
does anyone remember digitalph33r
>>438082
anon
halo looked so cool to me as a kid. I didn't play it but it looked sooo cool
anon
i liked the tank.
anon
i liked the tank having a relationship with the robot
anon
waow
anon
>>438089
Nah, because atoms are different from each other. You have to break THOSE atoms down to their mereological simples
anon
>>438091
it's quite elementary you see
anon
#ai entymology of meriological

nice try fed.
entymology of meriological
>>438094
anon
>>438093
that's the wrong word. Entomology is the study of insects. Etymology and it is mereological
anon
:<
anon
oh interesting so they differ in 2 places
anon
#ai etymology of mereological

nice try fed.
etymology of mereological
anon
ento bug
ety word
anon
how was your day twinkanon?
anon
It was alright, I was working on a boat all day
>>438116
anon
I had to do a fuckload of sanding and I have to varnish tomorrow morning in 100 degree heat
>>438103>>438106
anon
So that is fun!
anon
So tsundere
anon## global mod
Small mode is still on...
>>438109
faye
short mod
lain from cereal
>>438106
#edit honkify this
faye
#ai pretend you're bocchi the rock trying to talk to a cute girl

uh... um... h-hi... *looks away, fidgets* i-i like your... uh... guitar... *voice cracks* oh no... *hides in hoodie* m-maybe we... n-nevermind sorry... *shrivels into a ball*
pretend you're bocchi the rock trying to talk to a cute girl
lain from cereal
>>438113
how did the postal service deliver this parcel
it is not closed
>>438117
anon
a hole in the water you throw money into
lain from cereal
>>438117
hell o littel berry
straw bury
awaaaa >w<
straw bury
theres a bush outside my window that has a bunch of leaves that have little holes burned in them from my dad tossing cigarettes on them its so funny lol hes gonna get us evicted
>>438124
lain from cereal
ROOKIE
straw bury
im being positive 2day
straw bury
i have seen ur psychic emissions u r very pretty
>>438129
faye
>>438128
oh sorry i usually try to go into the other room before i do those
>>438130
straw bury
>>438129
i can see them from everywhere i am always looking at u because ur so prettyyyyyy ^w^
>>438132
lain from cereal
church !!!!
faye
>>438130
#edit make this jester pilled
straw bury
hi kate :33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
straw bury
witches always stand between bitch trees
straw bury
*BIRCH TREES lmao
straw bury
i didnt figure that one out on my own actually i read that in a book
kate
Oh is that what hexerei is referring to when adding witch hazel to birtch forests?
straw bury
idk what that is i was thinking of the line from uhhhh let me check the book title the city of dreaming books by walter moers
>>438145
anon
be nice to your car and it will be nice to you
straw bury
yea that might be it
straw bury
or maybe the book is referencing something else as well
faye
there was this cute game on itch io i played once about communist witches
straw bury
i loveeeee the illustrations i gotta reread this
lain from cereal
goodbye church
straw bury
kino
straw bury
cinema
anon
i love the relationship between the dim one and the tank. so cute.
lain from cereal
hehehe
the 'bloody murder' joke
terry
ooooohhhhhh
anon
caboose is one of my rolemodels.
>>438160
lain from cereal
>>438159
i love him
ive said 'heyyyy church :)' for over a decade now
anon
yeah, so on reflection, why tf did he call her he in the first place?
anon
yep.
lain from cereal
did he ?
anon
he was calling tex he last time. that 'he was the reason i didnt marry my gf'
straw bury
i want to put caboose on a leash and let him rail me
>>438166
lain from cereal
how do you sexualize blue team mainstay 'caboose'
straw bury
i want him to bite my neck so i can scold him for being a stupid mutt
>>438169
lain from cereal
>>438168
#edit make this a drive thruogh ordrer instead
lain from cereal
#ksay shrimp
shrimp
we both got hats
lain from cereal
heeheheheehehe
faye
#ksay SHRIMP
lain from cereal
aw
faye
nadie was here earlier
shrimp
#ksay faye
straw bury
do u think caboose whimpers
lain from cereal
i will defend caboose with my life
dont TOUCH him
faye
i want to murder each and every one of these dumbasses
straw bury
did someone obliterate my hornypost
>>438190
straw bury
fascism
straw bury
alright i want to sit on cabooses lap and pet him and call him a good boy
faye
>>438190
i could just pick you up and throw you at the wall
anon
he definitely whimpers. even though he is canonically herculean.
lain from cereal
i wonder if they knew how like , popular they were going to become
lain from cereal
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here i am
>>438199
straw bury
tarnation
lain from cereal
>>438199
out from under the feet!!!!
shrimp
the meat feet
lain from cereal
the meet!!!!
shrimp
the feat
lain from cereal
uh
lain from cereal
wheat
shrimp
the mocks
straw bury
the moos
shrimp
#delib (USER WAS DELIBBED FOR THIS POST)
lain from cereal
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nona
hiiii chat
nona
im home
straw bury
hai nona
shrimp
welcome home
shrimp
nice
shrimp
what kind of bike
nona
yea
nona
i rode it the way home
straw bury
goes hard
anon
great framing and shit idk what those terms are
nona
>>438226
thanks it is like my job ^^
straw bury
if a metal surface is flat enough then little waves will appear on it over the course of several weeks
anon
you ever think about how there's a maximum cap on objects rigidity
anon
like no matter how solid it is, its always elastic enough to move 1 light year per light year if you push one end of it
anon
you know?
anon
like it takes a year for the push to get to the other end, even if its maximally rigid
anon
the interaction between particles via fundamental forces seems scalable to me. that if some factor were higher or lower, like the speed of light, then the size and coupling behavior of particles would be different.
shrimp
its all honestly quite fucked when you look into it
anon
speed of light is an especially weird one bc it seems to dictate so much
>>438245
anon
like slower speed of light = tighter electron orbitals = smaller atoms
anon
speed of light is shorthand or simplification from what c means. c means causality. light is unimpeded so it moves at max speed which is c. but c itself sort of describes the speed of interaction fundamentally
>>438257
faye
#ksay srimp
straw bury
nona ur so cool
faye
#ksay shimp
shrimp
#ksay fyaye
faye
#ksay shrimp pmirhs
shrimp
#ksay eyaf
faye
#ksay lain
shrimp
#ksay lain
faye
#ksay layn
shrimp
#ksay lets all love lain
faye
#ksay everybody loves lain
straw bury
i need a girl to put a collar on me and order me around and stuff
>>438259
anon
>>438241
hmm very interesting
wish i didnt drop out of college sometimes, at least for the physics and chemistry classes
faye
#ksay w w w w w w w
anon
you ever feel like youve unknowingly caused some important event and now the thread of fate is broken and the universe is doomer
>>438265
straw bury
faye.... twinkanon is here
anon
>>438265
i rly thought i was going to be someone great, someone for the history books when i was a kid
now I'm struggling to like take care of myself
>>438273
anon
>>438268
That's the way it goes on this fucked up planet. Don't worry though
shrimp
maybe u can find some time to cry after
anon
it'll be okay I'm just in a Mood
terry
it will all be okay :)
nona
i ned to wear makeup
straw bury
omg nona thank u ur so nice
straw bury
fucking hell im so lonely
terry
sry abt that bbgirl
nona
boys suck :<
straw bury
yea :(
straw bury
their so mean
straw bury
>>438307
omg omg that looks like uhhhhh that looks like the crow people from monument valley i drew one of those do u want to see????????????????????????
recima
yea
recima
they are the best bird i have like twelve 3d models of th
terry
.play jodeci freakn you
recima
m
straw bury
recima do u wanna see my drawing recimaaaaaaa
>>438317
straw bury
:(
anon
I have yet to see your drawing!
recima
>>438314
okay maybe but also i have homweorj os u gotta be quick
straw bury
its a rlly quick drawing hold on
recima
oke i shall hold
davesprite
chat i developed an acquired gluten intolerance and then lost that and could eat gluten again and now i think i am intolerant to it again and bread keeps giving me hiccups and shit
someone tell me what doctor you even see for that
it sounds fake lmao
straw bury
couldnt find the drawing srry :(
recima
its okay
recima
i must disembark #debeainwlirn kawn slx something somethin #KAMIKAZE
davesprite
hi recima bye recima
recima
wrong color crap
recima
REMOVAL
recima
forgot the hasthag frik it
davesprite
color?
davesprite
color?
davesprite
orang?
recima
i love the art
straw bury
thenk u :>
straw bury
>>438337
orang.............................
SadChan🍉🍉
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
>>438350>>438355>>438357
recima
I MUST GO
recima
goosbye
davesprite
>>438337
plsss how do i orangggg
recima
goodbye
SadChan🍉🍉
i make 1 post and 10 posters log off
straw bury
pls dont
davesprite
I WANT ORANG
straw bury
daveeee help me convince sadchan not to suicidar
>>438357
anon
>>438342
I always liked this line of argumentation, basically sums up my entire approach to religion
>>438358
davesprite
>>438354
was she suiposting?
sadchan don't sui
life is worth living
>>438342
@urself
davesprite
>>438355
same. i am christian but i believe spirituality is like a mountain with many roads to the peak
and there's a road for the virtuous atheist too
it's not about praising God
and if we were made to praise god we should SMACK that fucker
terry
sadchan, life is wonderful and worth living
terry
pls dont kys bbgirl
davesprite
like we exist to glorify god, that concept tracks
but it's about how you define god and glorification
we're not supposed to be slaves we're more like cells in an organism which is god per se
faye
i exist to escape the wheel of samsara
straw bury
i wonder why people exist at all like is there a bigger point to life and existence and stuff like is there a meaning of life or smth
>>438370
terry
i exist to be sexy, eat good food, make friends, experience this vast mysterious world and to spite my enemies
faye
no im actually more existential than that, we only have purpose or reasoning for our existences when we give it that
davesprite
>>438351
counterpoint you could always do that later and you might miss out if you rush it
it's like, life is a battlepass, and you're just gonna miss the whole season?? nah don't leave yet fomo yourself
>>438387
faye
>>438371
you are the master of your own destiny, and you decide what you live for
straw bury
what if i wanna surrender complete control of my life to a cute girl who makes all my decisions for me
>>438375>>438376>>438386
terry
>>438374
sounds based. you should do that if you so please
straw bury
meow
terry
:3
terry
okay girlies im going to sleep neow
faye
good night terry
faye
#ksay terry
straw bury
gn terry we luv u
straw bury
aaaaugh no cute girl to cuddle while i sleeb :((((( why live
terry
<3333
straw bury
it rlly sucks that i can talk to my sister but not see her its such bullshit
SadChan🍉🍉
>>438367
what if I get 90% of the way through the battlepass and then the final tier of rewards is a skin i dont want
>>438389>>438403
straw bury
u can never predict what will happen next in ur life tho
straw bury
whats a liberal anyway
anon
Depends on who you are talking to
straw bury
im talking 2 YOU, twinkanon...... and you BETTER talk back..........
anon
Then... uh... basically someone that is generally pro-Civil Rights and just generally "le woke" on social issues, generally big on rule of law/democracy/proceduralism, generally pro-market. Not full market fundamentalist, it's basically a broad umbrella ideology for like most people in the West.
>>438396
anon
>>438396
Proceduralism is like adherence to doing things "the way they should be done", so like believing for example that it is the role of Congress to raise taxes. So if Congress is being retarded, the President shouldn't step in and overrule them to create his own tax scheme, he should instead push them to do their jobs correctly. Basically yeah.
anon
that's just an example off the top of my head
nona
:3
davesprite
>>438387
well at least you picked up cool rewards along the way and if that's how you feel at age 70 okay kill yourself
but you're not allowed until your 70th birthday
davesprite
what if the last reward is something super cool you won't know until you hit that 90% mark will you

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