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yipeeee boysmell ><
who up jorking it
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-u-
anon
xD
anon
I had 1 banan
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nom
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might hop on mc
anon
bip boop
terry
ZZZzzz....
terry
hiii saeki
terry
^^
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haiii
terry
need cuddles but also need to wake up
terry
dilemma ;<
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lol
terry
hehe
terry
awww
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gm
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::yawn
anon
gm : )
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hru?
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ughhh i have 2 work 2day
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im doing osha 10 at work so we basically just watch slideshows all day and then run a mile in like 10 minutes or something
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awww
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gl gl
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hab cereal
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i luv cereal -w-
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hehe
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>w<
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cute
yawn
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it be
KittyUwuminati
>>438599
anyways, not the worst i have ever been, but... stressed cuz i an a trans and the level of collective highly organized hatred of the trans is... its real tough to deal with. i used to think other transes were exaggerating but i had no idea the trans hate was gonna come anywhere close to where its at
sæкi
sorry to hear, but yea
is smth that can be hard to understand until you begin to witness or fully understand it
but hope you can take the care chu need
straw bury
being trans is sum horseshit
>>438662
KittyUwuminati
>>438660
yeah being trans makes it where you suffer years, decades, likely for life, all because human reproduction politics generate so much virulent hate towards ue :(
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ugggg
sæкi
think isgood to recognize that a lot of it isn't inherently so ugh, n that its forced on peeps n all too thoughs
>>438667
straw bury
like, i live in a relatively progressive city, and i still get bullied for being effeminate despite not even being out as trans
>>438667
KittyUwuminati
>>438665
>>438664
poor poor saeki, yeah that happened to me too pre trans, i didnt always come across as effem but when i did holy hell the shit i got was traumatic, physical assault was common
straw bury
i never got physically assaulted people just kinda avoided and shunned me. thats so fucked dude
>>438670
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total cissoid death
KittyUwuminati
>>438668 i grew up in an environment where husbands frequently assaulted even tried to kill their wives and it happened in my mothers childhood that type of stuff, and it made the demands for gender conformity all the more extreme along with the fundamentalist stuff
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fuck
sæкi
yea
KittyUwuminati
like I told a friend earlier, when I was barely past a toddler, two boys I was being babysat by a family with, they assaulted me just for playing a female character in a video game, ultra fundie family yeah, and the father got mad at me when i tried to defend myself after being assaulted, like thats how crazy extreme the gender conformity was, even extended to pixels on a screen
straw bury
worst thing that ever happened to me as a kid was getting targeted by a pedo teacher
>>438681
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for being too pretty :p
sæкi
aw yea
sending support to peeps
KittyUwuminati
>>438678
that's pretty bad esp coming from an adult directly like that, another thing nobody seems to care about, and societies attitude of blaming being pretty instead of blaming the predatory pedo person
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i dont think it was actually because he found me attractive lol he was just a psycho. he also went after this little girl who was like mentally stunted somehow and was always shitting herself, what an asshole
>>438689
sæкi
yea
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hope hes dead
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::kill
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::murder
KittyUwuminati
>>438690
theres a subreddit about cishetero men who arw rapists and or pedos who do sick shit and its called notadragqueen and its like a retort against the fashes calling lgbt people "groomers"
>>438694
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guh
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hai wose
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haiiiii
rose
damn.. thats my deadname fr
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waaaaat
rose
yeah it was fucked up my parents called me wose, thats not even a real name
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omg :( rose im so sorry r u ok?????????????????????????? awaaaaa thats so evil............................. tcd tcd...........
rose
im joking btw im sorry
anon
I accept my miserable trans life ❤️
>>438710
straw bury
what if it was called tokemon and ash catch em had a weed addiction.............
rose
im gonna have a sandwich
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nom
rose
whats ur favourite bug pokemon
rose
mines uhm leavanny
straw bury
whats the one thats like a bee?
rose
beedril
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yea that 1
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i wanted to fuck that one when i was a little kid
rose
huh
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lol
straw bury
there are like these buildings that are just full of shit to keep kids occupied. not like daycares or arcades or anything, their just full of bouncy castles and shit. there are so many diseases swimming around in the foam pits in there and also its bigger on the outside than it is on the inside
>>438723>>438737
anon
>>438722
what you don't llike the germ swap sites?
straw bury
one time a guy pissed me off in like elementary school so i pinned him to the ground and sneezed right in his face. i was a real fucker
rose
went to go cut open a baguette after taking it out of the oven
rose
twink anon what is your favourite bug type pokemon
anon
I'm going to get crucified for this, I haven't played pokemon
>>438730
anon
I barely watched the show
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omg me neither
rose
>>438727
search up bug type pokemon and then pick one please
anon
You can play it while I stroke your hair tho
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careful now...
rose
saeki what is your favourite bug type pokemon
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playing pokemon while twinkanon strokes me >~<
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KittyUwuminati
>>438722
bouncy castles can be dangerous sometimes they levitate
>>438741
rose
kitty what is your favourite bug type pokemon
>>438739
KittyUwuminati
>>438738
i was about to mention a kitty pokemon but ig my fav is the fossil one the bipedal fossil one with sharp arm things kabutops maybe?
>>438742
anon
Uh they have one of the SEX pokemon in the bug type category
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>>438737
really? i had no idea
rose
>>438739
kabutops is a rock water type, armaldo is a bug type though
KittyUwuminati
i remember the kitty pokemans the best would have to look at insect pokemon again
KittyUwuminati
mewtwo, liepard and meowth are my full blown favs
KittyUwuminati
and mew ofc
rose
i like mawile and tyranitar :3 haxorus also
anon
ledian.jpg
For the sake of not going for the blatant humanoid "fuckable" pokemon, I went for this cute lil'dude
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hehe\
rose
this girl wants to make me wear the wackass amazon basic tgirl fit and then fuck me in it, terrible
>>438755>>438753
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-v-
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guh
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nightmare scenario
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id do it
rose
heheh it is funny, i wouldnt go out in it tho, too embarassing
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tell her about me pls im desperate and easily manipulated
rose
she also lives in england i dont think she can help u
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i will move countries 4 her
rose
anyways i need her to fuck ME
>>438765
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;w;
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lel
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silly
rose
she said my mimemoder drawing i did on my friends oooolddd mac was cute also :3
anon
The mimemoder tattoo
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>>438764
oh m gee thats soo pretty..
straw bury
one time a bug in a tree yelled at me and i was rlly scared ;-;
>>438771
rose
i'll get a mimemoder tattoo
>>438777
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no it was like something completely different i have no idea what it was but it wasnt a cicada
anon
I hate living in Louisiana because we get MASSIVE fucking cockroaches
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>>438774
i was bricked up ngl
rose
ledian sun....
anon
Alright, I need to start getting ready to do some work
KittyUwuminati
am looking at pic of bug pokemon will red circle my fav
rose
gonna go eat sandwich neow
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rose rose!!!! i hope ur sandwich is good um....... bye!!!! ehehe.....
::kiss
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awroo
KittyUwuminati
red circled a lot of my favs and blue circled ones i found cutest, kitty thinks the robot lyke aesthetic suits bug pokeymans
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whats the one that i circled called
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KittyUwuminati
>>438790
truth be told i dont know many past blue and red 151ish pokeymans
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what a gentleman
anon
fuck it.... would
KittyUwuminati
>>438800
\supermodel pikachu with supermodel fig
anon
\Pikachu if he real
anon
Unknown image generation error??????
anon
Did Nintendo copywrite attack deepseek
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shuntaro furukawa wants supermodel pikachu all 2 himself
anon
straw girl what should I listen to while I work
KittyUwuminati
#ai whats the difference between comp[ress to zip and crompress to 7 zip??

zip is more common and faster but has worse compression, 7z gives smaller files but takes longer and needs 7zip/other tools to open.
whats the difference between comp[ress to zip and crompress to 7 zip??
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listen to amerijuanican
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by bongzill\a
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trust me
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im not fucking with u
anon
Okay! I'll be thinking of you while I do
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awaaaa
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bwawa
rose
i am back!
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weba
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hi rose we r so happy 2 see u >w<
pandobra
i need to shave and leave for work but im sitting here in my chair instead
>>438838
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hai pandobra
pandobra
hallo
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hai
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ugggg i hate having to shave
>>438866
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and the 5 o clock shadow is starting to show up
pandobra
i wonder if theres like hair removal cream like nair but for the face
pandobra
i love putting nair on my body
straw bury
ive been doing lazer but its so slow......
rose
5 o clock jerking off is starting to show up
rose
(not true sorry)
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estradiol is like the anti gooner drug
rose
idk
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for me at least
rose
remember guys....
Every dog has it's day but only link can defeat ganon
anon
#ai why doesn't nair work on the face

nair and similar depilatory creams aren't recommended for facial use because the skin on your face is more sensitive and prone to irritation. the chemicals in these creams (like calcium thioglycolate) can cause burns, redness, or allergic reactions, especially around delicate areas like eyes, lips, and cheeks. most brands explicitly warn against it. try waxing, threading, or shaving instead for safer hair removal there.
why doesn't nair work on the face
>>438844
pandobra
maybe ill get my face lasered off
pandobra
but im too lazy to call the doctor
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my mom gave me this big lazer gun that i can lazer myself with every week its so silly lol
anon
>>438840
#reply what makes the face more sensitive

skin on face is thinner than body skin, more blood vessels, way more nerve endings. also facial skin gets exposed way more to sun, pollution, etc. making it extra touchy. nair is strong, face can't handle it. definitely stick to gentler methods like threading or dermaplaning for the face. would not risk it.
what makes the face more sensitive
pandobra
#ai is there a nair-like cream that i can use on my face

yeah, but be careful. facial skin is way more sensitive than body skin. nair itself isn't recommended for the face—some people try the "face cream" version but even that can cause burns or irritation if left on too long or if your skin's sensitive.

alternatives:
- **magic shaving powder** (usually for beards but works on fine facial hair)
- **veet facial hair removal cream** (specifically made for face, gentler formula)
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patch test first, don’t leave it on longer than instructed, and moisturize after. if your skin’s reactive or acne-prone, maybe skip it entirely—chemical depilatories can trigger breakouts. if you wanna go nuclear, just shave with a brow razor (fast, no stubble drama).
is there a nair-like cream that i can use on my face
pandobra
noted
pandobra
my friend invited me over cuz shes dogsitting and her dad said she can have ppl over or something
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wruff
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aye pandobra why r u coming to seattle is it 4 work or smth
pandobra
oh i replied to u in the past
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okie :>
pandobra
do u wanna meet her too
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ummm like i said im like rlly bad at interacting w with ppl in person
pandobra
im sure its fine
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ok sure
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its just that i have literally zero irl friends so its a lot
pandobra
she lives in seattle so maybe u can make a friend
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that would be kewl i guess
pandobra
ill ask her if shes down
>>438866
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is she trans too
pandobra
yea
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swag
rose
im suprised we've made it 1:20:00 into this stream
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all corn silos are connected, kind of like a real world fast travel system, but only if u prepare beforehand by marking 2 corn silos with the exact same grafitti tag
KittyUwuminati
>>438826
>>438859
if you ever become lucky enough for laser and are a viable cnadidate laser can thin it out so much you can just use an electric trimmer instead of wet shaving way faster less dysphoria induced no bathroom needed
pandobra
yeah i think im a viable candidate cuz my hair is black
>>438870>>438869
KittyUwuminati
>>438868
laser commited genocide of all facial hair follicles cept the goatee area which was still highly reduced in a year or two will finish the genocide of the facial hair follicles with electrolysis should only take close to a year to see big results with so few left
pandobra
okay i leave for work
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daily selfie how do ilook
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also bye pandobra :3
::hug
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jjhdjkfhjkgh
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cuties
rose
do u think the oregon trail guys would fuck with dnb?
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it would probably kill at least one party member
rose
a bee got into my room :/
rose
or a fly or smth
anon
was this happening yesterday i thot someone here had bugs flying into their room
anon
i think maybe it was nonner tho
anon
I'd like to live a life where I see worth in living because of the moments which life contains, but such would never be enough. I think the human psyche generally wants more and more and more, and once an experience is known, it sometimes gains a neutral value.
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merp
anon
merp : D
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bzzzz
anon
blep bleb bleb
pandobra
loveee living in aplace where public transit just doesnt exist and i have to drive myself to work but sometimes theres a random event where i lose 20 minutes for no reason and im late
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i love my mom lol
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me : morning, dyke
her: did u take ur estrogen last night
anon
i guess that's kinda cute
anon
my mom has tried to be tolerant of me i guess but whenever we really disagreed all i could do was hide it
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did she at least help u out with transitioning
anon
I'm not rly trans. I liked cutsie awawa stuff as a kid ig
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o thats not as bad
anon
yeah i'm lucky
anon
i don't know what to think of banter
>>438918
straw bury
well so ami, i live in a progressive city with supportive parents
anon
good : ) <3
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everyone gets fucked over one way or another
pandobra
meow
anon
I think I'm against if :/ it's cute the level of trust it shows at times but also sometimes it seems like a brutal thing
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nyaaaa :3 *purrrrr nuzzle ur face and leg* nyaaaaaa meow meow mrowwww *purrs bcuz im soooo happy 2 see u* :3333
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pandobra
^^
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the topkek tribune
::kiss
anon
I'm tired of everything and I don't know what I want
>>438933
anon
"Shaw also advocates what he calls homeopathy as a pedagogical method, arguing that society "can only be lamed and enslaved by" education. Shaw's "homeopathic" educational method consisted of lying to students, until the students were able to see through the lies and argue with the teachers"
>>438973
anon
was he right chat?
anon
I don't think I could ever break out of such a system
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idk what any of those words mean
anon
and I think I'm trapped by lies now and just fucked perhaps
straw bury
i need a smart pretty girl 2 be smart for me and scold me for being so dumb and pet me reluctrantly like a puppy
pandobra
yeah
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byeah
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im so touch starved its not even funny bro
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i wish someone would at least walk up to me in the street and punch me in the gut and then stomp my skull in or something
anon
"Their dread of death is overwhelmed by the yet more dreadful prospect of life unending, with its tedium and burdens, but they feel bound to live forever because Eden must be taken care of and they are the only ones available to do it. The Serpent—spoken of in Genesis.[6][7]—offers a solution: Lilith, who came before them, and was, in fact, their mother, made them male and female, so they have the ability to reproduce. If they learn to propagate they can make other humans to tend the garden and thus be free to escape from living when they wish"
pandobra
my friend said she would like to meet you but i dont think shes gunna do any of that
>>438947
anon
lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Buges
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randal!!!!!!!!!! hi!!!!!!!!!!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hai Straw
anon
randy : )
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yuh
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randal im so excited 2 see u ehehe..........
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh yeah, I had a dream about this today, that some girl in discord was happy to see me
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hai
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Saekukuz
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saeki!!!!!!!!!!!!
pandobra
yoo
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awaaaaaa >w<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>438959
I love this gif so much
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ehe
anon
it's so nice
pandobra
what the virus
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just played Greedier with t. Cain and finally won
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate t. Cain
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All tainted characters are either the most OP ever (like Lilith or Keeper) or complete garbage (like ???)
straw bury
that game scared the shit out of me when i was a kid
>>438974
anon
>>438934
uh I mean it's interesting but doesn't seem like it should serve as the foundation for an education
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>438972
That game was my EVERYTHING when I was a kid and it still is
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think Isaac is one of my longer living hyperfixations, been loving it since 2014 at least
straw bury
the only game i have played ever since i was a kid is rain world and all i have gained from it is an acceptance that nothing is in my control and i am going to die no matter what
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I played vanilla Rebirth for like 9 years straight
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Also LeatherIceCream and his animations, love this dude
anon
I've been playing FTL again
straw bury
only roguelike i play is rift wizard 2. i hate it so much
rose
isaac is p fun, runs like aaaasssss on switch tho lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't even like vidya that much, I just play Isaac because I've been playing for so long that it doesn't feel right not to play it anymore
rose
ive had times where i had to end the run because like the switch could just not handle what was going on
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>438984
Twinkie
anon
I AM NOT A TWINKIE REEEEEEE
>>438993
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're a cosmic brownie
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hehe
anon
>>438991
You are short, like tiny as fuck
straw bury
shut up bitch
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5'6
pandobra
is that it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shoirt
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-_-
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>439001
Try and find me in the grass first, Godziller
pandobra
>>439001
lotta talking for another shorty
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he claims to be 6'5
pandobra
is that it
anon
I wish I was 5'3
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao cope harder tallcel
straw bury
i wish i was like a foot tall so i could sneak around more easily
>>439011
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I wish I was a baller, I wish my cat I phone I would call her
pandobra
i wish i were 1 inch shorter
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i wish i wasnt a tranny
pandobra
im pandobra
straw bury
no fucking way??????
pandobra
its true
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send proof
rose
i wish i was a boy
pandobra
wtf im pandobra

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