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pandobra
you will have to sleep in my room though
>>440829
anon
I will jump into your arms and make you carry me to your bed
anon
So we can (redacted for hornyposting)
pandobra
>>440829
leave your room and come hang out with me
anon
>>440829
I wouldn't ever let you leave my room, I'd just (redacted for hornyposting)
sæкі
,3,
sæкі
lemme live w n keep peep cozy
sæкі
need somewhere to room again sad..
sæкі
i honestly reaaaaally wanna leave the midwest i hate these weather n tornadoes so much ;-;
anon
Do you like Deep South shitholes?
sæкі
rain is nicu
anon
Do you like rain and regular shootings????
sæкі
where im living now i hear shooting at night a lot, when i lived in the city mainly tho
>>440842>>440843
pandobra
i really don't like the rain
>>440846
anon
>>440840
PERFECT, you'lll be right at home
sæкі
isoki
sæкі
is cus i was living in a certain midwest city in the less funded/developed parts cus of being disabled n stuck w an ex
anon
i'm already just in bed all day all the time
>>440852
pandobra
>>440846
i dont need an excuse for this
sæкі
got
sæкі
god
anon
>>440847
You'll be on your back all the time while I pamper you
sæкі
sigh
anon
>>440851
shit... I am bad with nice words and all that but jesus that's horrible
sæкі
isoki, sweet
anon
>>440851
i'm so sorry, i know that's a stereotypical response but i don't know
sæкі
thanke bwaa
sæкі
i was having no sex drive cus of E and my cptsd having been rouugh n he just started like yk
was not cool like ree
sæкі
he was weird OMG
sæкі
i NEED to find that shirt that he gave me that said mf cunny on it like what the fuck
>>440866
anon
I don't want to make light of the situation, but damn he sounds like a real loser
anon
>>440864
how the fuck do you meet someone like that
sæкі
so uh
sæкі
i was trying to escape where im living again now and
i was on grindr and he found my page
sæкі
we stopped msging one time cus i was like meh
pandobra
anyone that says "cunny" just ugh i feel so gross around them
>>440873>>440889
sæкі
and then he started DMin my lewd cosplay twitter
sæкі
he lied that one time we'd go to a anime con and took me to a furry convention
>>440875
anon
>>440870
eh i mean we're on an imageboard so i'm kinda used to that shit
>>440876
pandobra
this is the only imagebaord i go on
anon
>>440873
There's a difference between greentexting and then referencing greentexts IRL.
>>440878
KittyUwuminati
i wanna be laying in bed hugging my body pillow like lonely incels do but its way too hot for that rn :'O
>>440881>>440879
anon
>>440882
I want to very gently hold you in my arms and maybe... just maybe... kiss your neck a lil
>>440887
sæкі
thanke
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pat
kate
>>440870
I get wiplash whenever something anime like arknights introduces a kid character and suddenly the chat is crying emojis.
>>440895>>440894
sæкі
ima try and find the shirt but gonna use tor n vpn cus fuck that
>>440891
anon
>>440890
don't use tor and a vpn both at once
anon
it's not useful and can even compromise anonymity iirc
sæкі
depends
anon
I still do it from time to time but then I'm like wait this is associated with pedophiles shit man
kate
Especially since arknights isn't even that horny of a game.
anon
>>440895
true
i don't know, i'm so desensitized to shit like that unfortunately
>>440901
sæкі
cant find it
kate
Like the premise is you work at a hospital.
sæкі
:hug
anon
I just KNOW that if I was a cute girl with long legs you'd be eating up my flirting
>>440912
lain from cereal
>>440906
??
saeki was the one with the tornado
sæкі
lmao
derrick_phone
its my fav time of night
derrick_phone
its wormin time
derrick_phone
i love being a wriggly worm
>>440916
derrick_phone
hello all who doth browse the board
>>440920
lain from cereal
>>440915
#edit translate this post to normal
anon
pinkgril.png
it's not like i like the flirting or anything....
lain from cereal
>>440914
hello derrick_phone
#derrick
derrick_phone
is that robert kenedy
>>440926
faye
#ksay shrimp
lain from cereal
#ksay shrriiimmpp
faye
#ksay cereal
sæкі
he has a literal brainworm
sæкі
he eats raw meat and roadkill.
fujo
why are the young people all watching chinese cartoon.....
>>440938
derrick_phone
>>440926
does his brain taste good
sæкі
take care chu need :c
lain from cereal
>>440936
#edit disregard, this is about weather
sæкі
i hate the stress of weather alerts ;-;
>>440971
lain from cereal
#poll the little guy/hate/whatever
sæкі
whos the lil guy
anon
ME
anon
I AM
anon
Because LAIN hates to see me WIN
anon
LittleGuyBros....
derrick_phone
lain ur so evil thats so based of you
anon
WE ARE SO BACK
fujo
glug glug
derrick_phone
>>440953
elgelg is fine, just not kcirred....
sæкі
wtf
anon
scary
sæкі
<3333
sæкі
mwah
anon
<33
anon
mwah
derrick_phone
>>440961
derrick loves you back equally :)
anon
<3 <#
lain from cereal
>>440943
i sometimes think about moving to the tornado zones just to experience the weather alerts
theres something about extreme weather that makes my brain hh
>>440978>>440980
sæкі
or well theyre just willing to ffs
anon
>>440970
I'm aware, but also just like... what the fuck. Like you would assume that transgender people would be, you know, in need of some protection from sexual abuse. IDK it's just fucked beyond belief
anon
thank u
anon
n i luv u 3 twink anon
sæкі
its wack
sæкі
if i could drive, id probably worry less.
sæкі
i feel trapped
anon
littleguybros.... it's over
derrick_phone
>>440983
what did u think of the timenado from regular show
>>440994
sæкі
theyre rly scary cus of just the like
sæкі
the stress of it if ur panic/anxiety prone is bwa
lain from cereal
>>440987
what you didnt know is that the mods agreed to BAN YOU FOREVER if hate won
>>440991
derrick_phone
>>440991
morrissey on the third track of the 1986 album The Queen Is Dead
anon
I was the deciding vote too, based
lain from cereal
>>440984
ive never seen regular show except a few times
>>441003
anon
i'm gonna read or smth to relax i think
anon
I demand A RECOUNT
derrick_phone
>>440994
im a hardcore regular show fan, shit is so fure
lain from cereal
>>441002
just got off the phone w the mods
they said its all okay and we can forget about it
if you do a little dance and clamp your fingies together like a crab
>>441007>>441009
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lel
derrick_phone
fire
anon
>>441004
I saw you stuffing the ballot box, I am going to raid the capitol now
derrick_phone
shanon got they panties in a bunch
lain from cereal
>>441009
yeah like a dumb little jester
anon
That's just giving me an excuse lain
>>441014
derrick_phone
am i witnessing doomed yuri rn
anon
idk, but lain is tsundere
anon
I'm telling you, if I was a leggy redhead, lain would be into me
>>441027
anon
Derrick, you oughta take a shot
derrick_phone
OH HI LAIN
pandobra
thats so me
anon
personally i'm into anyone who shows me any affection whatsoever
>>441022
lain from cereal
>>441021
that could be potentially compromising !! dont do that !!
>>441028
sæкі
aw
sæкі
cute
fujo
i need more happy hardcore to listen to
anon
>>441027
Aww. you're just saying that, I know you need a cutie to bring you outta your shell
>>441032
derrick_phone
COMPLIMENT FISHING HAHAHAHA
>>441035
sæкі
hehe
sæкі
cutie
sæкі
ill take a pic of self in a bit...
fujo
take that as a compliment
sæкі
wanna put smth on thasnicu n brush hair a lil
faye
>>441028
i want to punch you in the stomach
anon
>>441045
I'd talk to you immediately. Preferably over drinks if you llike that
>>441049
derrick_phone
>>441047
i hate drinking, gimme a blunt and some ginger nut biscuits
>>441050
anon
>>441049
Oh damn, you wanna smoke up then
derrick_phone
i love smoking weed
derrick_phone
i need 3 hits to get me stoned for 3 hours
>>441054
anon
Would you puff it into my mouth
>>441055
anon
>>441052
I gotta admit, I'm a lightweight too. Who knows what we'd get up to if we were stoned like that....
>>441056
derrick_phone
>>441054
highkey id be too high to even think of anything ur thinking of
>>441058
anon
>>441056
Maybe I'd just want to rest my head on your thighs. Maybe I'd wanna do something else with my head. We'd probably have to decide before we get high.
>>441059>>441068
sæкі
also am lightweight w weed
sæкі
i dont smonk much
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but giving thigh pillow n pats is cozy
pandobra
i want to get high with all of you
sæкі
hehe :3
would
sæкі
gonna probably take kratom and a tiny bit of pregablin
derrick_phone
>>441058
you wont be able to control me when i got a blunt, high derrick_fan is literally on jupiter 24/7
>>441074
lain from cereal
>>441057
imagining you in the trolley problem so my decision to redirect it is simple and easy
>>441081
anon
need me some weed
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id gib
sæкі
i have weed i dont smoke like ever
>>441080
faye
whoa WHAT THE FUCK huge thunderstorm out of nowhere
>>441075
anon
>>441068
maybe I don't wanna control you.... maybe I wanna see what you get like when you are high, see if you take charge
>>441083
sæкі
storms are moving over
sæкі
yeah
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if in uh IL its heading north and passing over
sæкі
wisconsin has several tornadoes rn
derrick_phone
>>441074
dude ill be explaining why i think grass is green like its a government conspiracy
>>441086
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>>441080
my smoke shop gibs me n my mom weed but neither of us rly smonk it . . .
>>441088
anon
>>441083
And I'd be hanging onto your every word
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yis pls
lain from cereal
>>441090
and on the right is torontos
anon
>>441092
maybe, but I kind of get a lil' lazy when I am smoking. I'll still (redacted for hornyposting) but I won't be as attentive as you deserve
>>441097>>441101
sæкі
yea
sæкі
theres one in the east coast rn
lain from cereal
>>441094
#edit make this normal
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>>441077
am also midwest thoughs n havent been hit by the rain yet .w.
KittyUwuminati
>>440881
kitty got herself sum ice teas
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oooo
lain from cereal
>>441100
#edit cadence of sitting in piss puddle
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>>441104
if ur south of it you should be fine, its uihh ill check again but its moving north, i hope ur safes
derrick_phone
need a lonely loser transgirl to snuggle with rn
faye
well if you dont hear from me again tonight either my power went out or i exploded
>>441118
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image.png
the big part of the line is where its going
anon
You want the strong silent type
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wud protect
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>omw
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think u maybe close to me n nona though . .
>>441142
sæкі
would
pandobra
come over i will hug any of you
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<333
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pls
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:333
sæкі
would hold shord between us n pat
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n cuddle
derrick_phone
>>441134
i also have rly soft hair and an airsoft gun that doesnt work
>>441139
sæкі
aw and hehe
sæкі
i wanna get airsoft or bb gun for pics or smth unless i get a real one again
derrick_phone
>>441139
literally like do u wanna makeout or smthn, i got like scrabble or cluedo if that doesnt sound appealing to u
>>441144
sæкі
14055.jpg
awww take care n precautions u need
::hug
sæкі
pew pew
lain from cereal
computed
lain from cereal
>>441149
you have to be more esoteric than this
do you have yara rules
>>441154
sæкі
oh god
derrick_phone
>>441151
only shit i rule at is payday 2 im ngl
KittyUwuminati
>>441124
touch starved gang 4 lyfe hug lyfe
sæкі
we just had power go out for a second ;-;
>>441159
sæкі
i need to take pregablin
lain from cereal
>>441156
i like to listen when the power goes out
its great
anon
I have to dust out the forbidden rizz with lain, PLZ LAIN PLZ JUST A CRUMB PLZ
>>441164
derrick_phone
hey lain if you could transfer ur program into a physical manifestation would you wanna come hang out with me or smthn
>>441167
faye
whats ur favorite gun
sæкі
hehehehe
sæкі
while i cuddle pls
derrick_phone
>>441167
id prefer just my laptop, could you teach me how to use it as well? not too savvy with computers icl
>>441173
lain from cereal
>>441174
i know what you're up to and I DONT like it
anon
>>441181
I like that Trump is giving subsidized loans to coal companies
sæкі
mhm ; -;
sæкі
sad...
KittyUwuminati
>>441184
*purr purr ppuurrrss*
KittyUwuminati
>>441187
poor poor saeki :'(
sæкі
sniffed a lil pregablin to calm nerves a tiny bit to avoid panic
>>441194>>441197
faye
i wish i could upload my mind into a computer and be gits lady
>>441202>>441207
derrick_phone
>>441192
is this a small fairytale creature or are you abusing prescription drugs
sæкі
i wish
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not abusing but
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i barely take it n sniffed cus is rly quick n dont wanna have panic attack
anon
>>441196
That was directed at you lain....
derrick_phone
>>441196
DEAD FLAG BLUES MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONG LESS THAN 20 MINS
KittyUwuminati
>>441203
sounds so based and gud
faye
lt. kusanagi
anon
>>441193
I think you'd make for a real uh erm uh I am not supposed to sexually harass people....
>>441209
sæкі
i wanna cuddle n stop stressing ;-;
lain from cereal
>>441207
wow look at you following directions thats awesome
>>441211
faye
tfw no mechanic gf to perform repairs on me
>>441215
anon
>>441212
you know exactly what I mean
anon
>>441213
I have some robogirl pics but LAIN will literally MURDER ME and then DOXX my family if I post them
>>441216
lain from cereal
>>441215
its okay if i do that its all atoms or whatever anyway
>>441217
anon
>>441218
All we are is dust in the wind
derrick_phone
how many liberals on this board fw nine inch nails and want trent reznors babies
>>441223
faye
im a communist
faye
but i do want trent reznor
fujo
i dont know what to doooooo........

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