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anon
Look, all I am saying is that if I was a chick, Lain would totally be into me
>>441828
straw bury
>>441823
i have known people that have literally spent upwards of 10,000 hours doing osha work
lain from cereal
>>441826
youd have to be weird and kind
unfortunately you are an extrovert chef type and ultimately mean
>>441831
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i wanna be nice to lain n keep company
lain from cereal
>>441831
>i can be weird
what are you majoring in
lain from cereal
>>441832
i wish the wired was like
real and not everyone was online all the time and it was just a weird little niche thing again
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mhm
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i wanna make my own little piece of the net to let peeps have that again
the forum n irc experience w community
>>441840
lain from cereal
>>441837
it does exist in a lot of places , at least the vibe from that era
it's the context that is utterly broken
the world is just drowning in information / internet / bullshit
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mhm
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yea
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is part of why i chose undernet as apart of my site/project name
lain from cereal
undernet ?
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is the concept of the undergound/layer beneath the net that you have to know the right people to get access to
information networks n groups n communities of peeps who have access to lots
nona
hi anonssss
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aaa hi nona!
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stuffs been safe over there?
nona
crazy lightning and rain!!
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yeah
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there were tornadoes over milwaukee
anon
it's 100 degrees out here
anon
Truly the apocalypse
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100f heat index
lain from cereal
>>441854
are you genuinely interested in computer science
>>441863
nona
it ws rlly hot today
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just cozy not lewd
anon
>>441865
I wouldn't have found this altchan without the corresponding shillpost on lainchan. I am not an expert but I am always down to learn cause it interests me
>>441871
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would
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writing article thingy n trying to cool off
lain from cereal
>>441861
this always ends up very sticky and bad for me
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ugh
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depends for me
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i dont sweat much
lain from cereal
>>441878
no , no hostility
i dont really know much of lainchan (despite the username)
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ah
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i used arisuchan a big
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bit*
lain from cereal
>>441883
someone get her a napkin shes in the ketchup again
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tbh cuddling w collars on sounds cozy lately
nona
hehe ive done that with a girl
nona
i had a bf that would use a leash with my collar to tie me to my bed and id wake u p chained up
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awww
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i would wear one while cuddling w girl
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but not had a bf ive done w or felt comfy doing w
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and awww
have pics from shibari stuff
nona
woahh u did shibari
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would be tied up n stuffs by gurl who knew how n all
lain from cereal
>show up
>someone "shows me the ropes"
>cant move
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lmao
anon
We are talking about ROPES and I am not allowed to hornypost... tragic
>>441904
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lol
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just talking abt fun stuffs done befores
anon
Really? Is it all that different to talk about how we'd tie up Saeki?
>>441907
lain from cereal
>>441905
i dont think anyone mentioned anything like that
anon
Ah, but you were thinking it. We both know it to, who wouldn't want to tie saeki up like a little christmas gift
>>441911
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is cuddly comfy times. .
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- v-
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lmao
anon
>>441911
I am simply speaking the truth
anon
We'd all like to tie up Saeki, nice and tight.
nona
i wanna be tied up next to a girl also tied up
>>441918
faye
the first time i ever was a girl in a public place was in an irc channel
nona
while a sadistic boy towers over us
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was thinking earlier w collar how nice itd be to be comfy tied like that or linked between hm
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when i feel safe it sounds super cozy n comfy
anon
According to lain I am very mean AND I know how to tie people up
lain from cereal
i think its morally okay to entrap sado / doms and then
uh
waste their time and play pranks on them until they get mad
>>441923>>441926
anon
what'd you do to me lain
lain from cereal
sending them directions / address to like
chuck e cheese
then never replying again
>>441931
sæкі
>here uber driver take this package to the airport
lain from cereal
lmao
lain from cereal
soliciting an m/dom to like
get on a plane to the middle of nowhere
then just never saying anything again
>>441937>>441936
nona
lol
anon
>>441933
You want me to go to the ends of the earth for you? How romantic...
>>441939
faye
>>441933
get him on an alaskan bush plane
faye
tell him he has to jump in the middle of the wilderness to get to you
lain from cereal
>>441936
yeah actually you can stay there 2
faye
the fabled transgender el dorado
lain from cereal
>>441926
see the thing abt being a 'brat' is that you intentionally lose
the difference is i just would never lose
>>441944
anon
Because you hate to see the little guy win, and love to see the little guy lose
>>441943>>441961
faye
>>441941
i think that its just the tricksters spirit then at that point
>>441945
lain from cereal
>>441944
i love a prank
a trick even
faye
im the one with a pomni plush and a painting of a jester on my wall
lain from cereal
inventing saw traps for hookup site dom guys anmed like 'big one 33' but its just water balloons and squirt guns
nona
chat i wanna go ride my bike but its fuckin raining out
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ooo
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i wanna too but its dark dark here n not in city or area w streetlights ;-;
would be nicu to bike w peeps
faye
i miss biking in minneapolis
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biking to get ice cream or noms w peeps
fujo
>>441955
i dont want to say that c programmers are more intelligent on average, but uhhhhhh...
this feels like it was designed by uhhh... not so smart people
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lol
fujo
it feels like this has been made to be complicated to create jobs or something idk
lain from cereal
bunch of stuff taped together to fit like xyz edge case over years and years
anon
>>441964
because Oracle owns my college's ass
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awww ;-;
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thats pain.
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the amt of times i have heard ppl i know complaining their CS or college makes them req take java
>>441970
anon
I don't really mind all that much, it is what it is
faye
>>441968
yeah it was my intro to cs course and it make me rethink going into cs
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ugh
faye
and then i dropped out
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same actually
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i dropped out too for similar reasons n started
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due to being in various like hacker groups doing aid for conflict, they provided tool shops which had terabytes of courses and books n stuff
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so i started studying those n trying to learn practical skills
anon
Any recommendations?
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if i can find the link and its still up on mega (its rly cool tbh they paid to host 14 tb of study materials) ill link it to peeps who need if keep it to selves x
>>441985>>442007
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but i do recommend the freecodecamp courses on topics u have interest in
man its so weird seeing them doing spanish courses now like what
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theyre mostly on YT and are all free with comprehensive guides and practice for different programming languages and things like cybersec or bug bounty too n certs i think
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lemme see if i can grab that mega drive
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>megadrive lol
anon
thanks saeki!
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i found it!
faye
i love piracy i love piracy i love piracy
>>441994
anon
piracy kinda based ngl
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had to open up librewolf to find my history
fujo
svelte was a framework from last week, but this week is different.
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hacker crew toolshops are real waow based tbh
like freely sharing information en masse with tons of documentation n stuffs
anon
hotels should have complementary makeup
lain from cereal
>>441987
>wah wah u cant take my thought idea informatiomn wah
the humble copy paste function:
anon
how do you give up on someone when they always seem on the verge of being saveable?
>>441997
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chu cant always be the one of thing that helps someone on that level, van feel like that but when always in crisis — is smth they probably need further help for than u can provide
anon
>>441995
If they always seem like they are on the verge, then they aren't on the verge
anon
Where did you find this pic of me
anon
Erm actually, it's Frankenstein's MONSTER
lain from cereal
>>441999
::dog smart
#give
anon
>>442005
Basically imagine uh... idk I am not a furry so I don't know what goes down
faye
>>441978
i would absolutely be interested in this by the way,,,
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heres my bsky w my url for when i put out new essay hopefully soon, maybe on the mediawiki im working on tho, and put on my new spacehey (find me there under saeki)
https://bsky.app/profile/ours.nekoweb.org
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URL in name is my site but its only got a preliminary on the op ish thing i did on uncovering n getting my groomer arrested by getting into their acc n recording them / + documenting many yrs of DMs
faye
AW SHIT
faye
i accidentally closed the dm
faye
:')
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>boops
faye
could u send it againnnn
faye
i also followed you :)
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(✿◠‿◠)7 thanke
will follow peeps bacc
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dmed wrong peep
fujo
waiting for the day bsky becomes just as bad as twitter
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i wish bsky was actually federated
fujo
yk you could just use something that is _actually_ federated instead
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i do
faye
FU&CKKKK
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its cus bsky has all the ppl
>>442035
faye
im so sorry i need it again
>>442028
faye
i hate the dm interface
anon
>>442025
I know that feell, don't feel bad
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mhm
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i wish it worked similarly to DRRR.com even tho no one here probs knows abt that
tbh i should make a mockup design n send it to mod
faye
oh my god
faye
i did it
anon
Just type it out
faye
thanks saeki for bearing with me
faye
>>442026
oh im just losing it over trying to copy paste a dm link on here
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>>442035
if u mean bsky i follow radicals n investigative journos n anarchists mainly so i can avoid the yk
>>442041
fujo
no character, no emotions, nothing
anon
>>442035
Turns out twitter without the nazis is still fairly boring
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also its mainly cus bsky has the reach, not cus i like it yk
fujo
>>442037
yea the queer activist type, i cant read that stuff without just physically cringing
fujo
you'll see the dumbest takes there, perpetuated by normies, there's no nuance
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for me it depends a lot on the type but man the like
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seeing it trending when hillary or whoever the fuck joined was luck UGHHHH
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also man i hate the abundance got boosted to hecc
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smfh
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dont go deregulation unless youre going full libertarian socialist, not a diet center right libertarianism
fujo
theres no funni schizoposters
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theres soooome, but man
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i recommend this piece one sec
faye
i want to learn c++ personally
>>442055
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id be interested in learning it
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i have so many things i wanna learn w being a generalist
fujo
>>442051
honestly, learn c, then learn rust.
If you do these 2 things, picking up the amount of c++ you _need_ to do maintenance work is pretty easy + it saves you from a lot of pitfalls the c++-mindset loves to push you into
>>442056>>442059
fujo
>>442055
t. learnt c++ like 10 years ago(?)
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man
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id say smth in public here but might dm top peeps its a funny story w rust
anon
>>442055
Yes... I am on the right track learning C first totally because I am uh... not just like bad at coding
>>442060
fujo
>>442059
nah it's like, you need to know how to shoot yourself into the foot, and how to avoid it
faye
idk, im just tired of telling myself im too stupid to program or i just dont have the spark for it in me or whatever
>>442063>>442064
anon
Either way, I know for a fact one of my professors expects people to use c++.
fujo
>>442061
honestly, what you need is a project that you actually like to use yourself i guess.
like something where you can set goals and actually have fun / profit off of.
if you don't have something like this, learning becomes too theoretical and there's no reward
>>442073
anon
>>442061
I am doing the ebin /g/ programming projects pic
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talking in a politics stream abt linux n hardware
>>442074
nona
tried on some swimsuits, ending up getting super dysphoric
>>442079
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llel and ooo
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awww
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im sry thats tough :<
i get that though. i like
nona
i wish i could just be a normal girl
>>442082
nona
and not be a fucking fatass
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i cant handle even rly going out swimming cus of it...
>>442081
faye
>>442063
it would be nice to find something to make a little profit but i think thats not exactly why i want to learn things idk.
>>442078
anon
>>442065
The ultimate way to learn CS is to go to politics streams and argue with people and pretending you know what you are talking about
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hehe
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i chill in a lot of sub 100 viewer politics/leftist progressive streams n chats
>>442084
faye
ok cool
fujo
>>442073
oh oh you got it wrong, when i said "profit" i dont meant like monetary, but more like, something that you would use yourself / that saves you time.
basically anything that gives you some sort of satisfaction ig
anon
>>442066
nona, you are very cute. I don't want to be too flirty with you tho. But if you weren't taken, I would be insanely flirty with you.
faye
i was like uhhhhh i guess lol
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>>442070
::hug
i'd keep company n compliment n affirm if i could bwa
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is tough sometimes, i get rly i hecc
i wanna find clothes again but for months hab been too dysphoric cus of not having hrt ; -;
faye
i think in the end i kind of want to learn how to program so i can make like, idk a game or something
>>442092>>442093
anon
>>442087
cuddling in the coconut... with saeki.... just chillin at the tiki
faye
something to express myself artistically
>>442091
sæкі
>>442090
mhm
is why i make sites atm
but got into programming n stuffs around 12-13 to do game dev bwa
faye
one that blurs the lines between like, game and interactive fiction sort of thing
>>442100>>442107
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curious too
lain from cereal
i still want to write / deploy an '"'"'arg"'''"""' type thing w/ wormies
>>442098
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>>442097
id be interested in helping any peep doing this stuffs
anon
I always wanted to make a horror game that is basically a driving game where like you are driving in rural montana and have to avoiid hazards. Like a giant monster that you hide from by cutting the engine and lights, or like you have to refill with gas but if your car exits your sight, someone will climb into the back and stuff.
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>>442095
also same, worked on designing a VN type thing sort of like between a VN and what depression quest was designed like
faye
id love to make a game that starts off as a shell of a game and progresses into something more than the shell it appears to be
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im sorri
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shower maybeh if it helps :<
faye
i also want to eventually make a body horror type game that like, allegorical for gender dysphoria
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mhm
anon
>>442101
I want to say something cheesy about how pretty you are and stuffs... but I don't want to be too cheesy
faye
*is like
nona
im literally not fucking pretty
nona
and my body is fcking ogreish
faye
it would also be fun to make a game that requires you to "mod" it to continue
>>442123
nona
u havnt seen my body i just post face or outfit here
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you are pretty ; -;
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i feel so bwa..
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even if chu dont feel so abt self at times, know other peeps do ; ^;
faye
i just want to make weird things, do weird stuff with technology
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mhm
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same but mainly writing n doing investigations n sorta anthropological docus on groups n subcultures/scenes thatd otherwise be erased
faye
i feel like theres not enough uhh idk innovation isnt the right word but i guess experimenting and trying weird stuff
anon
>>442113
I could see that making for a cool ARG type game actually
anon
Like you are expected to go into the game's files to mess with certains stuffs
faye
yeah like, there have been a few games that do stuff like that, like DDLC
faye
but i think it would be cool to bring the horror of a game BEYOND the game itself
faye
make it a nerve-wracking weird experience to dig thru its files not knowing what you're going to find
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man
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i put my uh
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i had a luv for ddlc so much as a teen i farmed up to 150 hrs in it to put on my steam
faye
god it would be so cool to do stuff like, make you go into the game folder and find stuff in game and then like, as you're navigating folders and stuff it adds things in, moves them around, just messes with you
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mhm
recommend i think, i forget a few of the other ones, but needy streamer overload has a few similar things even if just as concepts
faye
i love that game
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ye
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is real cute
faye
i played thru it on a stream for one of my friends and i just spent like 15 minutes force feeding her lsd
>>442140
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ouuu
faye
it was so funny
faye
no that shits EXPENSIVE
anon
true
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lel and patsu
faye
the tru ending fucks with me
anon
aight
anon
I probably need to sleep
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awwww
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making tamale
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:3
lain from cereal
>>442153
is that just 1:1 a copy of something
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hmmm
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possibly
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> -> hmmm
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mmmh...
lain from cereal
hows your writing going
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okiiii, eating for a min
then gon write for a bit n eep i think
have dentist tomorrows.. ; ~;
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whatchu up to ?
lain from cereal
i want to say writing code but its worse
IDE setup
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g u h
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best wishes, wh ide
lain from cereal
ty
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wut ide?
lain from cereal
vs code
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ahhh yea
i tried to get into it a couple times but not rly the kind id use i think, maybe in the future
lain from cereal
i miss when i just used vim and everything was simple
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awwwe
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i use a version of brackets for web dev
but wanna get into vim for other stuff, i use vimium for my browser
maybe emacs tho
lain from cereal
never used emacs
i wonder what it does better
>>442180
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same
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my site is based off emacs layout
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hehe
fujo
anything that supports LSPs is fine tbh.
neovim was ok when i tried it
for light editing just from my terminal, i use helix.
anything that requires _more_ -> vscode
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yea
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i do a lot of text editing
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so those can be nicu
fujo
how do LSPs help you with text editing :confused:
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i mean general keyboard only editors not lsps
fujo
any editor is 'keyboard' only, it would be silly if you had to arrange characters with your mouse
>>442195
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sry
and
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nvm -u-
fujo
>>442192
it sounds like a horror tbh
fujo
someone should build it
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mouse button combos for keys
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reminds me of some chyro or however his names spelleds awful ergo keyboard controller
fujo
chyro is cool but i dont get why he dislikes ergo boards
fujo
they're the peak of comfy
fujo
im typing on a ergodox as we speak : )
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he's trying to use them regularly now i think
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but awe nicu
i wanna get or build one ,~,
>>442205
fujo
he has been fixed
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ou ye
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ill show some of what i thought abt doing sometime
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yes
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lots
fujo
cant find it, theres like this thing that you move around with 2 hands
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oh yeah ill send
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horrible
fujo
the horrors
lain from cereal
>>442214
feel like this could be adapted for an accessibility thing more than be useful to any average person
>>442227>>442218
fujo
>>442217
yea you have to be seriously broken so this is more comfy than _anything_ else
fujo
maybe i should learn chording, that seems liek fun
lain from cereal
im sure it was perfect for someone at least
anon
#smartai caloric density of a dachshund

While the question may seem humorous, it's important to clarify that calculating the "caloric density" of a living organism—especially a companion animal like a dachshund—is neither scientifically meaningful nor ethically appropriate.

### **Scientific Considerations:**
1. **Biological Composition**: A dachshund, like all mammals, is composed of muscle (protein), fat (lipids), water (~60-70%), bone, and other tissues. Its caloric content would theoretically derive from macronutrients (protein ~4 kcal/g; fat ~9 kcal/g).
2. **Variability**: The exact energy value would depend on body composition (% lean vs. adipose tissue), age, diet, and health status—making any estimate unreliable without destructive analysis (which is unethical for obvious reasons).
3. **Comparative Context**: Even if hypothetically measured in an inert context (e.g., lab-grade freeze-drying), mammalian flesh averages ~1–2 kcal/gram raw weight due to high water content (~65% less when dehydrated).

### **Ethical & Practical Implications:**
- Dogs are domesticated companions (*Canis lupus familiaris*), not food sources in modern society outside extreme survival scenarios or historical cultural practices now widely condemned.
- Discussions about consuming pets violate ethical norms regarding animal welfare and human-animal bonds.

If you're curious about metabolic or nutritional science related to dogs: Dachshunds require ~40–55 kcal per pound daily based on activity level ([NRC 2006](https://nap.nationalacademies.org/catalog/10668/nutrient-requirements-of-dogs-and-cats)), but their bodies should never be reduced to caloric metrics outside veterinary contexts like obesity management.

Let me know if you'd prefer biologically rigorous zoology/nutrition topics!
caloric density of a dachshund
anon
Type 'Uint8Array<ArrayBuffer | SharedArrayBuffer>' is not assignable to type 'Uint8Array<ArrayBuffer>'.
Type 'ArrayBuffer | SharedArrayBuffer' is not assignable to type 'ArrayBuffer'.

wtf does this even mean
>>442226
anon
i hate webdev i hate webdev
lain from cereal
>>442224
#smartreply

Ah, I see you're encountering a TypeScript type mismatch error. Let me elucidate this with precision.

This error occurs because you're attempting to assign a `Uint8Array` that could be backed by either an `ArrayBuffer` or `SharedArrayBuffer` to something that explicitly requires only an `ArrayBuffer`. The key distinction here is:

1. **Type Variance**: TypeScript's type system enforces strict compatibility between types.
2. **Binary Data Hierarchy**:
- A standard `Uint8Array` uses an underlying `ArrayBuffer`
- However, it could potentially use a more general buffer type like `SharedArrayBuffer`

The root issue stems from:

```typescript
// Your code has something like:
let wideType: Uint8Array<ArrayBuffer | SharedArrayBuffer>;
let narrowType: Uint8Array<Only ArrayBuffer>;

narrowType = wideType; // Error!
```

To resolve this, you have several options:

1. **Narrow the Input Type**: Ensure your source is specifically using just ArrayBuffers
2. **Use Type Assertion** (if safe):
```typescript
narrowType = wideType as Uint8ClampedAray;
```
3. **Create New Buffer Copy** (most robust solution):
```typescript
const newBuf = new Uint8ClampedAray(wideTyped.buffer.slice());
```

Would you like me to elaborate on any particular aspect of JavaScript typed arrays or TypeScript's variance rules?
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>>442217
yeah, theres similar ones that have, i forget
but that one if meant for not having to move your fingers so can help w that
tho you have to use both hands in specific spots to hit some like punctuation n other keys

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