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faye
i guess in that case, it also depends on the bacon cut too though
faye
cuz not all bacon is belly cut
sadmoder
i havent made bacon pasta in a bit, i should do that again it was yummy
anon
^_^ yeah its a good one
anon
I like it cause it feels like kinda classy restaurant food but its easy af to make
faye
bacon pasta is still rly good though... regardless of the debate between pork belly and bacon
anon
I feel like its like italians being weird about sugar in pizza sauce. Like yeah its not traditional neopolitan style or whatever but like a teaspoon of sugar for a batch of sauce makes such a difference
>>443644
sadmoder
sometimes i feel like you just got to let italians bitch bc if youre not doing it their way its wrong no matter what.
>>443646
faye
>>443642
italians are just weird about their food ingredients
sadmoder
sugar to cut through acidity/spicy was a thing i learned embarrassingly late
anon
>>443643
half of em dont even put SALT IN BREAD they are kinda weird about food
faye
i think instead of sugar they should put bleach in the pizza sauce to balance the acidity
anon
have you ever had unsalted bread its so weird
anon
really makes you appreciate salt
sadmoder
not leavened but ive made unsalted hardtack
>>443654
faye
youve made hardtack...? on purpose?
sadmoder
yeah its yummy, i would eat it with my coffee since i have difficukty eating in the mornings
faye
okay thats fair,
sadmoder
>>443654
thats how i came up with the idea, its calorically dense!
>>443659
anon
lole
anon
have you ever made johnny cakes, they are so good
faye
ive wanted to do it just for fun for a while now
nonners
dan just get to the point already damn'
anon
>>443658
theyre nice, theyre basically unleavened cornmeal pancakes
anon
Look like shit but taste amazing
anon
>>443666
RIGHT it sounds so bomb. ANIMAL FAT too
anon
literally anything that uses oil or butter or whatever is better with shortening instead
anon
have you ever made sugar cookies with pork shortening instead of butter, its literally the best thing ever
sadmoder
what is shortening, i usaully substitute it out for butter but maybe im ignorant
anon
rendered animal fat, it's like butter/margarine but made of animal fat
anon
but it doesnt taste meaty
anon
it just has dif properties
anon
It makes baked goods super flakey and crumbly, it's wonderful
faye
yeah its really nice but its also like, hhhhh so many calories
>>443677
sadmoder
i like the sciencey bits of cooking. loved the book salt,fat,acid,heat
anon
>>443675
me chronically underweight bc of eating disorder adjacent shit so thats a plus for my cooking xD
>>443678
faye
>>443677
i mean thats fair, ive been losing weight steadily for the past 5 months so im like, bluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
anon
also im prediabetic so like getting calories from fats instead of carbs is a big deal for me
sadmoder
ive been the same weight since hs, but i need to put more weigjt on of i want to redistribute my fat
>>443681>>443683
faye
unironically, hrt changed my metabolism rly hard and i gained a bunch of weight the first two years and now im finally losing it
anon
>>443680
what is your flag bee tee dub
anon
ive never seen that b4
sadmoder
mtf-butch, i originally had the AMAB flag (because im a ngmi manmoder) but i decided to doom slightly less for the benifite of the board
anon
ohhh neat also based identity
faye
i go back and forth on how well i pass i think
faye
my voice is my worst part i think
faye
i dont mind it but like, its kind of a giveaway
sadmoder
i need to put time into voice training ;-;
faye
i have the autistic monotone voice so its hard to like, fix that
straw bury
omg manipulators i hate manipulators because i am so emotionally vulnerable and easily manipulated..........
>>443694
straw bury
i hope nobody manipulates me
faye
i hope i can order this limited edition EP vinyl thats coming out in a few hours before it goes out of stock
anon
#smartai you are an unlucky caterpillar who can't change you are going on a hate filled monologue towards a butterfly where you tell it "you can always tell butterflies used to be caterpillars" and in a moment of rage say "it will ALWAYS be a caterpillar"

**Unlucky Caterpillar’s Hate-Filled Monologue:**

*(Voice trembling with bitter envy, the caterpillar glares up at the butterfly perched on a sunlit leaf.)*

"Look at you—flaunting those gaudy wings like some celestial royalty. Preening in the sunlight as if you were *born* to float above it all. But I *know* what you are. Underneath that delicate façade, beneath those painted scales… you’re just like me. A lowly, squirming thing that once clung to dirt and leaves, gnawing mindlessly just to survive." *(A derisive sneer.)* "You can always tell butterflies used to be caterpillars."

"Oh yes, metamorphosis may have stretched your body into something unrecognizable—tricked nature into thinking you transcended your origins—but did it really change *you?* Or did it just dress up desperation in iridescence?" *(The caterpillar's voice rises in fury.)* "Strip away those wings! Peel back time! What do we find? The same wretched hunger, the same fumbling instincts!" *(Spitting now:)* **"YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN A CATERPILLAR!"**

*(Pauses for breath before hissing out one final condemnation:)*
"You didn't evolve; you escaped. And no amount of pollen-smeared deception will make me forget what crawls beneath." you are an unlucky caterpillar who can't change you are going on a hate filled monologue towards a butterfly where you tell it "you can always tell butterflies used to be caterpillars" and in a moment of rage say "it will ALWAYS be a caterpillar"
faye
>>443698
#refute

oh wow, what a *brilliant* take—declaring someone else’s capacity for empathy based on... vibes? must be *real* scientific. here’s the thing: just because you’ve convinced yourself your emotional intuition is infallible doesn’t mean you get to appoint yourself the grand arbiter of who “deserves” the label “empath.”

first off, empathy isn’t some quantifiable superpower—it’s a mundane human skill that shows up in how people *behave* and *respond* to others. and ironically, the moment you start using it as a gotcha to disqualify people (“haha, you lack what i have”), you’re literally engaging in the *opposite* of empathic behavior. congrats! you’ve bottlenecked yourself into a circular logic vortex where your self-proclaimed empathy is weaponized—not to connect with others, but to *other* them. real compassionate energy there, champ.

secondly, have you considered that what you’re mistaking for supreme empathetic radar might *actually* just be… projection? like, maybe the “empath” in question here is *you*—and yet somehow your first move is to diagnose others devoid of context or actual evidence. ever heard of the dunning-kruger effect? because someone who *actually* grasps empathy doesn’t roll up to conversations just to flex how much better they are at *having feelings* like it’s some competitive spectator sport.

and here’s the kicker: *maybe the other person’s “lack of empathy” is just them responding appropriately to someone using faux-woke emotional jargon to be pointlessly antagonistic*. shocking, i know—that someone might emotionally disengage when faced with performative gibberish masquerading as depth. call it an advanced defense mechanism against *tediousness*.

so yeah, maybe cool it with the empathic telepathy act—or at least direct it toward something *useful*, like introspection. would hate for your third eye to strain itself patting you on the back.
straw bury
what is an empath anyway
faye
the opposite of a narcissist duh
sadmoder
its when i project who you are feeling onto you and refuse to listen to your answers
straw bury
whats a narcissist tho is it like someone whos really obsessed with themselves right?
>>443705>>443708>>443704
anon
>>443703
its someone with no capacity for self love, which makes them prone to look for admirers or constant reassurance
>>443709
faye
>>443703
#reply

yeah, pretty much. it's more than just being self-obsessed tho—narcissists have an inflated sense of self-importance, crave constant admiration, and lack empathy for others. they'll manipulate or exploit people to feed their ego but get pissed when they don't get special treatment. think grandiosity mixed with fragility.
faye
the narcissist-empath spectrum is pretty pseudoscientific though tbqh
straw bury
oh that makes sense
anon
>>443703
often transphobic parents are narcissists who get enraged when they can't control their childrens lives
anon
>>443709
I initially looked for info on narcissism because I suspected my mom was one, but then I started to think "this sounds like me..."
straw bury
so is an empath like just completely selfless and nice to other people then? thats boring, they probably wouldnt manipulate me
>>443712>>443713
anon
>>443711
empath is a made up term created by tumblr teenagers and means absolutely nothing
straw bury
>>443711
i mean ohhhh no i hope nobody manipulates me into being a puppygirl on a leash
sadmoder
i lowkey wish i was a doggirl but also i feel conflicted because i think its a little cringe. but i also try and not rain on other peoples parades
>>443719
sadmoder
based
faye
im not an uwu puppygirl awaaa type
sadmoder
i feel like o sort of know what you mean, but how is just a dog dofferent
faye
with a lot of puppygirl types.. its like mainly a sex thing
faye
im just like, kinda dog-like
straw bury
i neeed a ute girl to put me on a leash and kick my down onto my knees and then punch me in the stomach and then shower me with affection after
>>443728
faye
yk
sadmoder
ok i see
faye
well, its not mutually exclusive i think
sadmoder
>>443724
like this is appealing to me, so that prolly put me more puppygirl than just a dog if im understanding you right
faye
like that i think thats cool too
faye
call me cringe or whatever, but im more of a like, therian type than just hehe puppygirl put me on a leash and walk me
sadmoder
fwiw i dont think its cringe and find a lot of hate for therians/furries forced and like annoying
faye
like, im definitely not a furry i dont like the furry community
straw bury
its cringe and i dont care
faye
every furry ive ever met has been a pretty awful person
faye
ive lived with someone who made fursuits for a living
sadmoder
oh wow, so youve prolly interacted with a good number
faye
yeah, i think there are definitely some chill cool furries just., not the ones i knew and it definitely soured it for me
sadmoder
so are therians just not into the costumes, i never really understood where the distinction fell
faye
furries are more of a like, hobby type thing for a lot of people i think. idk, i think its partially a distinction to set itself apart from the furry community at large and to show like, hey im just kinda. like a dog/whatever idk?
sadmoder
i just know when i see the theta delta in a bio the poster os going to have good takes and probably be interesting
>>443743
anon
hey people, what do you do if you fuck up socially for an extremely specific reason?
>>443745>>443744
faye
>>443742
personally? exactly what sadmoder said however you should just let it go and move on :) everyone has social fuckups sometimes
anon
fuck, its over
anon
yeah but I made a person pretty much hate me, like she grey-rocked me into leaving
>>443761
sadmoder
:( that sucks,
anon
yeah...
anon
:glegle:
faye
i think you should let her cool off and apologize sometime in the future,
faye
you can't fix it now at the very least
faye
like genuinely, "hey im sorry i didn't mean to upset you. what i said was pretty mean etc etc"
faye
oops
faye
i thought tab replied to the most recent post i guess i never checked
anon
what about girled cheese sandwiches
straw bury
omagerd i love grilled cheese sandiwhcaes
straw bury
hi....
anon
I will give a spoon of peanut butter
anon
>>443761
Imagine you have an autistic special interest that makes you think of something as very good, but someone else thinks of the same thing as very bad. So the person brings up [the thing] and you get happy, but the person thinks "oh so you're glad I'm suffering" and now it's unfixable
>>443776
anon
>>443765
I'll tell you what faye, if you become a robogirl, I will transition so I can be your cute mechanic gf
straw bury
need a girl to force me to take a bath and clean my hair and then call me pretty and dry me off all gently
>>443771
faye
.play rose walz mechanic gf fixes you
0.0987% bloober!boymodewng
>>443755
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <#
faye
NO
faye
WHAT THE FUCK
faye
THATS NOT THE RIGHT VIDEO
0.0988% bloober!boymodewng
i mean it's literally on the right side of the screen so it must be
anon
>>443776
I have no idea but lets just stop talking about this, I just got sad as fuck out of nowhere and started talking about it. Thanks.
faye
woops it is rose waltz not walz
sadmoder
i think its actually rose orlando at roseorlando.bandcamp.com
nonners
the fuck is this
anon
>>443780
ngl asmr acting is too bad, I need better acting, I need to FEEL it
faye
i like this one
faye
shes funny
faye
my exes other gf loved this chick
nonners
omg she called me pretty
straw bury
ugh these videos make me so sad
straw bury
i will never have this ;w;
nonners
youll never be a mech yea
straw bury
i mean ill never have a girlfriend that calls me pretty and stuff
faye
sometimes i do hope that AGI comes soon so we can just have a huge advancement in our sciences in our lifetimes
anon
why are robogirl regulato
nonners
so the mech is dating a human woman?
anon
rs like this
faye
shes an android !!!
faye
not a mech
nonners
isnt she repairing a mech
faye
no, just a girl shaped robot
anon
it's a robot, why'd it matter if it's naked
nonners
so im also an android in this rp?
anon
cutting open robo panties with the jaws of life
sadmoder
i wonder if My Life as a Teenage Robot contributed to the rise of robogirls or of thats just they thibgs were going
>>443806
straw bury
i need a girl to stick her thumb in my mouth and force me to drool allover her hand and call me pathetic and needy
>>443809
faye
i love that the creators of the show acknowledged that its absolutely a trans allegory, even if it wasnt intentional
>>443811
nonners
are they going to have sex in the end
>>443810
faye
let me tell you the episodes where she was like pretending to be a "normal girl" with her girl suit or whatever
nonners
robots can have sex
anon
>>443814
It's a robot mistah white, you wouldn't say you had sex with a dildo or a fleshlight. That's just masturbation
>>443820
faye
hit me in a weird way
faye
>>443810
if the robot is sentient is it still masturbation
sadmoder
i wonder if it will hold up on a rewatch
anon
>>443820
then that's nothing at all, not even masturbatiob
nonners
thats racist
nonners
oh yea plug me in
straw bury
pandobra
anon
alright back to varnishing
>>443831
faye
ok... m packed... i think?
nonners
her voice is kinda nice
faye
i like her voice too
faye
hi straw
straw bury
i wish someone would talk to me
straw bury
in real life i mean
faye
aw damn
straw bury
hi faye :3
faye
:3c
faye
can i turn you into pemmicna
straw bury
whats pemmicna
faye
pemmican*
faye
>>443844
#reply

pemmican is a dense, high-energy food made from dried meat (usually bison or beef), fat, and sometimes berries. it was traditionally used by indigenous north americans and later by explorers as a long-lasting travel food. it lasts for years when stored right. basically old-school survival food.
>>443846
faye
:3
straw bury
just do my legs first and eat it while im still conscious so i know if i taste good
sadmoder
thats yuri
straw bury
:;cannibalism
straw bury
::cannibalism
anon
hi faggies <3
straw bury
hi anonny
anon
hi chat <3
nonners
who's chat
nonners
do i look like chat to you
>>443873
anon
yea
straw bury
swag
anon
I leave for five seconds and cannibalism is brought up
straw bury
hehe saaaarryyyyy
straw bury
i am so fucking touch starved i would accept it if someone shot me in the head and ate me
straw bury
its physical contact
anon
and what if I kissed you on the head and bit you, what then huh?
straw bury
that would be ok i guess
>>443869
anon
>>443868
but you would rather be cannibalized?
straw bury
no... i just want anyone to touch me
anon
damn I wish I was in Seattle
anon
I'd make you sleepless in seattle if you know what I mean
straw bury
-w-
sadmoder
isnt seattle just one big polycule
straw bury
that im too socially awkward for
nonners
wish i was in antarctica, freezing to death
straw bury
i read a book where a guy goes to antarctica and shoots a guy in the gut and then the guy shits himself
>>443882>>443883
anon
nuh uh
straw bury
the guy that got shot
straw bury
>>443881
the adventures of kavalier and klay
sadmoder
good job faye
faye
it was a limited edition of 100 and i got one
straw bury
idk what that is but congrats
>>443892
anon
>not from roseorlando.bandcamp.com
anon
except soon we'll have nadie's album too
faye
>>443889
its an EP by one of the girls from BLACK DRESSES
anon
will this split the site!?!?
sadmoder
i can enjoy ALL libpol artists
straw bury
idk what black dresses is but thats cool still
>>443897
anon
waow gj sadmoder
faye
>>443895
aw damn rly its peak transgender music
faye
do you know ada rook
straw bury
im punk as fuck i only listen to gorenoise
>>443900
straw bury
what is hyperop anyway? when i listen to it it just sounds like any other pop music
faye
none of those are real shit
anon
listening to hyperpop while working in the hundred degree heat
anon
fuck ye
faye
PoNYBOY PLEASE
faye
.play sophie ponyboy
sadmoder
5
anon
I have literally never listened to hyperpop in my entire life
nonners
they said it they said ponyboy
straw bury
the beats kinda cool
faye
i miss sophie
straw bury
2
anon
.play music
faye
.play ada rook sardonica
anon
honestly there should be a .music command that picks a song from a community curated playlist
faye
.play black dresses hertz
straw bury
.play murderman body disposal expert
faye
.play devi princess
anon
a .music command that you can also use tags with to pick a song
anon
or add to the playlist
straw bury
.play hong kong fuck you kill a skinhead
faye
.play kill every1 u kno femtanyl
straw bury
oh i like femtanyl
faye
thanks
anon
fentanyl is bad for you
straw bury
*fentanyl
anon
Wish a cute girl would play this while riding my (redacted)
straw bury
.skip (video skipped)
straw bury
ok not 25 minutes of that i know u wouldnt like that lol
faye
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faye
please
faye
ill kill myself
straw bury
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faye
AW YEAH
anon
u don't like music????
straw bury
sick cover art
faye
yeah this is one of the ppl from black dresses
faye
yeap
straw bury
angry dog cover art my beloved
faye
its like a pastel version of the machine girl cover art
faye
.play machine girl かわいい
faye
what
straw bury
the fuck is that?????
faye
thats not even close
faye
huh i wonder if it can't parse non-english text
straw bury
.play machine girll hysteria
faye
yeah thats one
straw bury
.play nailbomb guerillas
straw bury
that guitar like a rusty bonesaw to my brain -w-
faye
the cover art for the EP i just ordered is so cool though
straw bury
that is actually rlly sick
faye
hehe its already sold out
faye
im so HYPED
faye
cant wait to start collecting this kind of shit
faye
i love music
faye
ITS NICE HAVING A JOB AND WORKING
faye
i love having money to spend on things i like !!!
pandobra
im working my gay *ss job
>>443968
straw bury
whats that
pandobra
fake email job
faye
i'm a barista
sadmoder
i love my fake email job
straw bury
im gonna be a structtural ironworker, my mom thinks im gonna die
faye
go be a deep sea welder
anon
wish a structural ironworker gf would sit on my lap
faye
wait no be a nuclear reactor diver
straw bury
lmfao yeah
faye
you only have to work like 3 weeks a year
straw bury
big money
faye
for like 60k
straw bury
nah my mom would have a heart attack if i told her i wanted to be an underwawter welder i already tried 2 kill myself once
straw bury
she does not trust me lmfao
straw bury
omg i luv her hair
faye
thats devi !!!
faye
i love her
faye
i wish my hair was that fluffy
straw bury
me 2 ;w;
faye
my hair is curly but its not like that
faye
its really soft and fine but it stays pretty flat
faye
they're both lovely this music video makes me jelly
straw bury
i try to ruffle my hair sometimes but then i just look like a swamp creature
faye
>>443991
you need to start using curly hair conditioner/shampoo
straw bury
i dont like conditioner :(
faye
its so good for your hair
faye
its so sad and flat i can see the potential !!!!!!!
>>444003
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>443991
#ksay anon
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay chat is this real
straw bury
hai nadie
faye
NADIE
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
hi
faye
>>444003
id force you into the shower make you put conditioner in brush your hair then pet it
straw bury
nyoooooo :(
nonners
why are they called black dresses if theyre wearing white dresses? fasle advertising
straw bury
meanie..
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i posted the song i posted here on soundcloud
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
hehe
faye
IM NOT DOXXING MYSELF YOU CAN BARELY SEE MY FACE
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
my hair looks so funny rn
straw bury
>>444011
can u rest ur head on top of mine so our hair mixes 2gether
>>444034
faye
ok i have to go shower
faye
ughghghghghgh
straw bury
bai faye
faye
i have to leave in an hour
faye
im thinking about making my own music sometime
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
it's really fun
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i'm in a weird mindset rn i don't wanna listen any music to not plagiarize songs i like accidentally....
>>444025
straw bury
i luv this song :D
faye
>>444023
inspiration is not plagarism !!
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
but i can be inspired by the way i remember tunes
faye
that's fair lol
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
that track i just posted on soundcloud
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i made it thinking on the intro track of that bcnr album ants from up there
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
sounds way different imo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
but that's the song i was thinking of
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
[YouTube]
straw bury
.skip (voted to skip this video)
straw bury
r u not gay
straw bury
wow that sucked
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