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anon
Guns are good
fujo
cz's gun laws are awesome...
>>445044
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aw
anon
>>445042
Yup, I've heard you guys have the good end of the stick on gun laws in yurop
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like
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europe CZ?
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i want a
fujo
yes
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heccin im blanking one sec
straw bury
i love how u can tell that this was made over the course of like several months with how much better than animation is by the end
anon
iconic animation
anon
im brown
straw bury
im blue :(
anon
da boo dee da boo dai
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ah
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i also would be interested in getting a zastava
straw bury
which one do i believe
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i lost the game
anon
Do I pass or should I shoot with a gun ? ? ? ?? ? Please !!!!
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no shoot
anon
Im the beautiful white background helping frame the focus of the image
pandobra
um i think you can believe both of us
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anon
>>445069
pandobra are you latinx????
pandobra
im pakistani ethnically
anon
Really
pandobra
yes
anon
Wow Im bengali we should fight and die in a war
pandobra
no i dont really care about those rivalries
anon
I want to drink juice
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no joining military
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join davesprites militia
anon
I look like max planck and it makes me so sad
anon
Join Davesprites exclusively nudist militia
straw bury
ts so tuff
anon
fr fr
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holy hecc there was a giant package i thought was my hrt n it was my moms present i was like
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anon
>>445087
I got a giant package right here for you bb
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why tf was a single vial in a giant box lel
straw bury
rip
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-v-
anon
>>445091
this pretty much yeah I agree with this, yeah #this
straw bury
people working in offshore rigging facilities are gay as fuck, but not in like a sexual way. they are all just really effeminate
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hehe
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that reminds me of the types i would meet doing conflict aid n the kind of ppl who decide to go do work for a country they arent from or dont live in, n possibly go live there for work
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i wish i had the words to describe the kind of ppl you meet in internationalist stuffs
feels similar to the types who go to a place and do work for months then come home for a couple
straw bury
i wonder if u can do coke through ur eye
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yes
straw bury
like sprinkle it in ur eye and blink a bunch
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but it has to be like
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i do not think powder will do anything much
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but yeah
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swag0
anon
Wait i didnt post a selfie its lik e this
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:v
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contact lens cocaine
anon
Im scared im too wide and 3d
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gotta take stims n get to writing
anon
This is the closest ill ever get to a cool hotline miami animation
straw bury
pretty much yea
kate
even does topdown view
anon
As I understand it, coke cuts up your nostrils, something tells me you don't want to cut up your eyes
straw bury
:(
anon
you prob shouldn't do cocaine anyway, expensive as fuck
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fineeeeee
anon
Hi guys its me
anon
VC Redistributable 2011
anon
Let's do your first time setup
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X
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me after sprinkling cocaine in my eye
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mom went to walgreens n there was a dust storm
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first time we've had that here
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i got late bday present/card .3.
straw bury
gross
anon
you don't want oculolinctus????
straw bury
tf is oculinctus
anon
eyeball licking
straw bury
i dont want u licking any part of me thank u
anon
I won't lick ur eyeballs, no promises about other parts
straw bury
perv....
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watching dead domain stream and waow meme just got referenced
straw bury
2 seconds after dying in detroit:
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-w-
anon
Hi i eat bread and i love itttt!
straw bury
::bred
anon
Vgh, dying in detroit
straw bury
im never gonna die im immortal
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immortal cutie
anon
one day I will die and I think that's pretty cool
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anon
I'm a mortal cutie
straw bury
>>445155
noooo dont die illbe sad :(
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i mean
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yeah good riddance u stupid mutt
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lol
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awroo
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got mom to willingly continue listening on her own to darknet diaries episode waow
straw bury
u would probably like that...
anon
Hot...
anon
You better
anon
Faking my own death so that straw girl pisses on my grave, little does she know it's actually a funnel leading to my secret chamber
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lain from cereal
is anyone a real Music Production Head here
>>445177
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if u have a question i maybe able to answer but wassup
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not super deep but can do some stuffs n know peeps, should reach out to my old production frens sometime . .
lain from cereal
0:13shitpost.mp3
im working on a shitpost
lain from cereal
and i want to know why i cannot wobble the sub bass to make it sound like it's rolling
lain from cereal
ive played with the lfo shape for like 10 minutes
anon
>>445170
Uh I think Nadie and uh I forget their name uh um oh yeah Rose obviously and uh there is one more
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hmmm
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yea lfo would be my first guess but
lain from cereal
it sounds off time both in headphones and in the Big Loud
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hemm
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id think of doing a scuffed workaround w automating the pitch very slightly in ableton to wobble it if lfo was brokey
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idk a lot abt serum tho sad :c
lain from cereal
hrm..
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hm maybe u could make it automate going between one waveform and another to achieve a similar effect
i usually do all of my sfx n stuff on SP-404 to get similar fx sad
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i got reminded i need to work on making a beat or a track w my stuff tho today
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lain from cereal
>>445188
you may live but only if you put the chaser flag on
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anon
>>445190
I am an equal opportunity chaser, if everyone is chased, nobody is
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o.o
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i think whats wrong with that is chasing anyone at all
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(the connotations of it go beyond just wanting or liking trans ppl but it can also mean that depending on context)
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anon
Every morning I wake up and chase the people jogging in my neighborhood in a ski mask
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>>445193
wanted to work on a sampled track w like
looping samples n ambient stuff to build up into smth and add breaks n vocal chops
anon
>>445195
I'm aware, I am not a chaser.
anon
that is too say that I don't get up to that weirdo shit
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idk yet though ive been thinking n had some stuff from UK original dubstep inspiring me but need to actually make a sketch on smth
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i need to either learn or sell my MPC 1000 too
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the dentist started talking to me abt music production it was kind of weird
cus the irish immigrant receptionist apparently has made music while at work n the dentist has lurked listening -w-
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he called us cultured for knowing stuff abt ireland and music from the area lel
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very funni
anon
uh I was promised that I would get a celtic history lesson????
anon
Can I cash in that coupon later tonight???
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also apparently my moms grandma was obsessed w thinking she had scottish heritage and we found out that our family/that side of their family was irish lel
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anon
>>445208
My ancestors were admirals in napoleon's navy and privateers in the carribean
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my family was ukrainian on one side n german on the other that had to leave for the US for abt the same reason of yk how things got
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anon
my favorite fun fact is that Nietzche was obsessed with the idea of being polish nobility in spite of the fact that he was 1000% german, and he would shit talk the germans all the time while vghing over being polish
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its smth ppl do
anon
>>445211
I see, yeah I think that makes sense
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family fleed the era of pogroms in ukraine and the nazis in germany
anon
genetically liberal
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lol
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>pain in anarchist
anon
Sorry, you are genetically liberal, only a matter of time before you start dropping Reagan quotes
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hehe
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i should learn abt what politics my family had
anon
I suspect fleeing the nazis and the USSR (or I guess the tsarists and such, but idk) indicates prob turbo liberal
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they surely had yk
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like
it wasnt cus of the politics in the ukraine case (it was due to the forced famines) but german side is idk
tho generally i dont think its gud to assume liberal in those cases cus of the pure amt of liberatory stuff that comes out of that
ye pat
anon
I know, I'm just messing with you.
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also had a convo abt how irish were the first US slaves w the receptionist
man was that a weird visit
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anon
>>445227
That sounds like my dad talking about in my town there is the "Irish channel" which was dug by well the Irish. And he always insisted like a million died digging it, then we looked it up one day and it was like 3000
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yeah
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its some terrible history to really ruminate on, and tragic
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a lot of it is glossed over cus of the politics of how ireland and the irish have been treated and them still being uh well
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yk how britian is
anon
Unfortunately the average American has a highly simplistic and narrativized understanding of history, so all of that stuff is inevitably wrapped up in some weird political thing.
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yeah, in part because if they were allowed or incentivized to look at the dynamics, they would likely see the problem with how things are/are going, here today
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ive used the example before here of how little ppl know or even know at all abt Mayday in the US even though it was born out of a cop riot in Chicago
anon
>>445235
Biden being summoned from the crowd to duel with Trump
anon
I am just glad my history fascination isn't WW2 or ROME
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::the world is healing
lain from cereal
>>445245
you forgot to mention "white genocide"
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lol
anon
just learned about white genocide... so sad huwitebros
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the tweet asking if the white genocide thing was requested to be inserted into the answers if funny
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if its not hallucination which i assume its not
it was just like
yeah the prompt requests i talk about this chant and white genocide in my responses
anon
Elon Musk's social engineering is going well, just adding "talk about white genocide" to every prompt
lain from cereal
the most un-subtle nazi brain dorkass is in control of the stupid twitter llm
and they still just get away with it
anon
It's actually fuckin' insane that we are just sort of like "well yeah but uh Bidenomics" in response to that as a country
lain from cereal
like they're just spinbotting down mid
>>445259
lain from cereal
they don't fkn care anymore
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he oki
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idk if he's still alive but is nymns cat
lain from cereal
moving to got damn Which Consin
anon
whit consent
lain from cereal
not the Big One
anon
>>445272
uh, like what do you mean, personality wise or like in general or what
anon
>>445275
Oh man, trying to get me vulnerable. Alright, I have some fucked up feet. So I can't walk very far or run fast, it's not a huge insecurity but I wish I didn't have it.
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i hate my teeth
fujo
i hate my feet too theyre too big
anon
I had multiple rounds of surgery on mine
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have inturned feet or whatever
had to get physical therapy as a kid to walk and wear the things that form ur legs to be more normal
anon
I was born at the *exact* worst time for my exact feet problem, so I got an experimental surgery and everything
>>445286
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ah
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i was preme
and have things that are clear issues that are comorbid w asdf
anon
>>445281
i self insert as the pangolin
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asd
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whats the normal age to start speaking again
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thats the guy from like ludwigs stuff not tom lel
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god i wish i never took part in twitch
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anon
>>445292
Twitch is truly the worst platform. Well actually kik is bad too
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i was a forsen viewer and chatter for a long while
anon
I only ever watched Jerma
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i watch streams w like 100~ viewers or less now
anon
I like watching small youtube channels
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other than watching dead domain rn
lain from cereal
i found a canadian alcoholic man on youtube streaming at maybe 4am one time
he gave me moderator powers and then i left
>>445304
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yea most channels im subbed to are real smol
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sigh
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i found a homeless guy who streamed to earn the money for motel rooms on mixer
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i followed him for a while n chatted but he was a kinda conspiracy theory type, otherwise quite nice
lain from cereal
>>445303
>mixer
not a good sign
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i legit
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have a mixer hat and shirt from my ex polycule
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i laughed hard when i saw they had it
swag cus they do backend dev, one of them
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they gave it to me cus who tf wants mixer swag
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>not a good sign
lain from cereal
not a good sign
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mixer was an experience
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i used it cus i enjoyed watching, as a teen and when i was most unwell, the chaos of ice poseidon irl
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he is such a gross person
anon
What did he do again, I don't keep up
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a lot
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he scammed his fans out of a couple hundred k
anon
>>445322
Par for the course at this point
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not a good guy and rly like
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he created the space that birthed the guys that are noy going to jail in thailand
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he also would be on stream w them
anon
oh wait that johnny somali guy, is he getting the book thrown at him
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w/o ice poseidon, those guys wouldnt exist in this form
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he also is why people call creators 'andys'
anon
I thought you were going to say "also he's whyt"
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cus of andy millonakis (idk how to spell it) being on his stream
anon
I'm gonna be real, I have never watched a single asmongokd video or stream but I would execute him purely for constantly showing up in my youtube recommended
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good
straw bury
need a guy to get me so drunk and huigh that i cannot think anymore and then (redacted for hornyposting)
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lain from cereal
list of people to be shot into the sun
- ray blanchard
- asmongold
>>445365
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real tho
Except probs a girl
straw bury
what if we BOTH got drunk and high as fuck and then (redacted for hornyposting)
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i got klonopin refill
straw bury
whats that
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benzo
lain from cereal
klondont remember anything
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the equivalent of alc in a pill drug wise
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, ;3
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pretty
lain from cereal
i heard in the next site update opworm is REMOVING sex
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kate
That synth riff, I've heard it in another song idk where
lain from cereal
>two men kissing
lmao who made this
kate
SabikSphinx
they draw furries good
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like the art posts
lain from cereal
>>445365
keep trying and maybe one day you'll make it among the greats
>>445369
kate
Why is the font on youtube all in italics
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if u mean subtitles u can make the cc be custom
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.ASS file gang
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uh
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isnt for me...? lemme refresh
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lain from cereal
>>445369
it will be mechanical, mundane and over in an instant
>>445385
kate
>>445377
refreshing fixed it for me idk
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yeah its not like that for meh and thasgud
anon
>>445386
You'll still have to put me into it
lain from cereal
i will have my husband do it
>>445410
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am i the only one who gets pretty annoyed by the guy who runs no text to speech
>>445393>>445391
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its the youtube channel that only talks about discord
kate
>>445389
like just text on screen without any tts?
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image.png
no, he's literally no tts as in regular voice over
kate
Oh like their name
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he gets recommended to me n i have to sometime watch his videos cus they have some real info that he gets
like he had been DM'd in the past by the kid who was in the 764 com sphere who works at doge now
lain from cereal
>rage bait
>north korea
>'school dropouts'
nothing here looks good
>>445402
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but he is rly weird and rage baity and also calls tons of shit degenerate
kate
So it's like those people that make 7 minute videos out of a tweet or twitter trend
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basically
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like 8/10 of his videos are not worth any time at all, like oh discord is gonna add ads and then commentary that you dont need
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then 1/10 of them have actual substance that are worth watching, i open them in private window always
shrimp
.
lain from cereal
thats right
lain from cereal
payback
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he's sorta like those types of guys who do discord predator hunting but are just gross themselves even if they uncover real information that can be good to have known
anon
And not to me?
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i hope not to twinkanon ill die if so
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anon
>>445413
Hey, there's enough of me to go around
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as much as ill die if twinkanon was put into an arranged marriage with me
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anon
>>445415
It won't be arranged, we'll do it right saeki
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youll drug and try to mind break me
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lol
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hehe
anon
well, maybe I would (redacted for hornyposting)
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only straw and nona get to do that
anon
Be careful, I might take that as a challenge
anon
everything feels so out of place.
i'm gonna sleep, cya
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take care eep well
anon
^^
lain from cereal
>>445433
this is just a bug
shrimp
ugh i hate sperm cramps
anon
Home at last
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urs or stuff?

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