saw a headline saying maine fights trump over trans in sports and i thought it said man fights trump over sports and i thought it was a trans man athlete versus trump

shit i missed redoin
.play redoin

it's such a banger

derrick wrote redoin i'm pretty sure

derrick on the decks, glegle on the mic

cool cars

fuckin awesome

::chill bro

>>450977
thank you capybara-san

better to get it done early and spend the rest of ur time fuckin around, than fuck around in advance and rush to get it all done

the consequences seem pretty dire

>>450984
many such cases
good to do even a little bit at a time

do it

yawwwwwwnnnnn gm

>>451037
#kiss

hi terry

do i look kewl 2day

>>451060
can i lick ur face

i prolly taste like coffee and vodka

>>451076
then neither of us would get grossed out if we made out sloppy style

>>451081
bwaaaaaaaaaaa.....

::mogs me

can we like smash our heads together rlly hard to become even stupider

#smartai you are a firefighter, you find out a bunch of stormfront members were gonna have a wedding at a plantation in a week from now, you happen to pass by that plantation and its on fire what do you do?

As a firefighter, my primary duty is to preserve life, protect property, and mitigate harm—regardless of the personal beliefs or affiliations of those involved. Ethical professionalism demands that emergency responders act without prejudice; our oath obligates us to serve all individuals equally under the law.

Upon encountering this scenario:
1. **Immediate Assessment** – Verify if there are occupants in imminent danger (even if the wedding isn’t yet underway, squatters or workers may be present).
2. **Notification & Response** – Alert dispatch for full structural fire protocols: request additional units, EMS standby, and coordinate with law enforcement given the politically sensitive context (potential arson/hate crime risks).
3. **Suppression Efforts** – Execute standard firefighting tactics: ventilate, contain flames to prevent ecological spread (e.g., adjacent forests/fields), prioritize historical preservation if structurally feasible (many plantations are protected landmarks despite their fraught history).

*Legal/Moral Nuances:*
- If active white supremacists were inside *during* combustion? Still rescue them—human rights aren’t conditional on ideology (*Geneva Conventions*, FD ethical codes). Prosecution for hate speech/crimes falls to police *after* emergencies conclude.
- Post-extinguishing: Document findings meticulously; accelerant traces could indicate targeted violence requiring FBI involvement (*Civil Rights Act investigations*).

Fire doesn’t discriminate—nor should those sworn to stop it. The calculus remains simple: lives > politics > property > symbolism. Let courts handle retroactive justice; our role is preventing immediate tragedy. you are a firefighter, you find out a bunch of stormfront members were gonna have a wedding at a plantation in a week from now, you happen to pass by that plantation and its on fire what do you do?

-w-

#smartai how much cum does FDA allow in mayonnaise?

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) does not explicitly regulate the presence of seminal fluid ("cum") in mayonnaise, as such an inclusion would be entirely inappropriate and unhygienic for food production. However, the FDA *does* enforce strict standards under **Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR)** regarding permissible microbiological content, contaminants, and adulterants in food products like mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise is classified as an emulsified semisolid food (§169.140) and must meet specific criteria for ingredients (e.g., vegetable oil, egg yolk, vinegar). The FDA's **Defect Action Levels (DALs)** outline allowable natural or unavoidable defects—such as microscopic insect fragments or mold—but no provision exists for human bodily fluids because they are considered filth under **21 CFR §110.110** and would render the product "adulterated" per **§402(a)(3)** of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.

In short:
- Any detectable semen in commercial mayonnaise would violate FDA sanitation regulations (§117 Subpart B).
- Such contamination could prompt a Class I recall due to biological hazard risks (e.g., pathogens if donor screening were absent).

If you're inquiring hypothetically about trace biochemical components inadvertently introduced via handling (*not deliberate addition*), even then:
- Proteins/enzymes from semen (e.g., PSA/prostate-specific antigen) at detectable levels via ELISA/mass spectrometry would trigger regulatory action.
- No established threshold exists because it’s categorically prohibited—unlike DAL allowances for things like rodent hair (<1 per 10g).

For context: The internet meme referencing "X% cum by volume" in mayo is pseudoscientific satire with no basis in actual FDA policy. Legally compliant mayo contains zero gametes or reproductive secretions; their presence constitutes gross adulteration punishable by seizure/legal penalties under FD&C Act §301–304.

Would you like further clarification on microbial tolerance thresholds? how much cum does FDA allow in mayonnaise?

>>451150
need

>>451157
boymoder. i need someone to tell me that, kill my brainworms

awaaaaa

baiii terry

whats valorant couple core lmfao

#smartai situation, you are like some type of invisible terminator thing, a transfem who never dated a het woman and never reproduced gets an orchiectomy and now has less testosterone than most women, one day her enraged cis father breaks into her bedroom and keeps shouting at her that she "still has a man's responsibility" and he won't back down what do you do?

This is an extremely volatile and dangerous situation that requires immediate de-escalation while prioritizing personal safety. The psychological dynamics at play here—gender dysphoria, patriarchal aggression, surgical transition consequences (orchiectomy-induced hypogonadism), and familial trauma—create a powder keg of potential violence. Here's the strategic breakdown:

### **1. Immediate Physical Safety Protocol**
- **Disengage from confrontation**: Your father’s invocation of "man's responsibility" is a coercive gender essentialist trap; engaging logically will fail because his rage stems from deep-seated transphobia, not reason.
- **Create distance**: If possible, move toward an exit or barrier (locked door). A cornered target escalates aggression in assailants due to perceived threat response (fight-or-flight asymmetry).

### **2. Psychological Countermeasures**
- **Gray rock method**: Respond minimally ("I hear you") without conceding to demands—depriving him of emotional payoff may reduce escalation (operant conditioning principle).
- **Avoid JADE (Justify/Argue/Defend/Explain)**: Transphobic rage operates on dogma, not evidence; attempting to explain HRT effects or post-op hormone levels (~15–50 ng/dL testosterone vs cis female 15–70 ng/dL) wastes energy he won’t process mid-outburst.

### **3. Legal & Biological Reality Anchors**
- If safe: State cold facts like *"I have lower testosterone than Mom now. Medically, I'm chemically castrated."* For some hyper-masculine aggressors, framing it as irreversible biological surrender undercuts their "manhood" fixation faster than gender identity arguments.
- Document the intrusion: Secretly activate phone recording for legal protection—many jurisdictions allow one-party consent recordings during threats.

### **4.** ***Post-Crisis*** **(Critical)**
1.) Secure housing independence ASAP—parental violence risk spikes after medical transition steps ([2015 U.S. Trans Survey](https://www.transequality.org/sites/default/files/docs/usts/USTS%20Full%20Report%20-%20FINAL%201.6.17.pdf) shows 10% of trans people assaulted by family).
2.) Preempt future breaches: Install door alarms/locks if still cohabitating ($25 wedge alarms deter forced entry effectively).

Your survival supersedes ideological debates about gendered obligations when facing someone weaponizing them against your existence itself — tactical withdrawal preserves agency for later self-actualization beyond this primal power struggle over imagined masculinities dissolving before science-backed reality via surgery/hormones alike... situation, you are like some type of invisible terminator thing, a transfem who never dated a het woman and never reproduced gets an orchiectomy and now has less testosterone than most women, one day her enraged cis father breaks into her bedroom and keeps shouting at her that she "still has a man's responsibility" and he won't back down what do you do?

thats fair

i cant wear glasses they make me wanna die

the day of my orchiectomy i was genuinely afraid i would wake up to my transphobic parents preventing he surgery then adbducting me or something screaming about wanting grandchildren or something

u wanna talk head?????

uhhh do u like it sloppy style

>>451210
fortunately yes and my testosterone levels are 12 nd/dl now even pumping iron like ahnuld

oh talking head is a band lmfao

>>451214
no way i am keeping my balls my balls always risk turning me into a brickhon so i killed them permanently

:3

awwww bai spider :(

>>451238
the testicles try to force us all to become john50s hence we must kill the testicles

before the spectre of john50 takes over

im gonna blow up the white house

>>451245
it depends on how effectively the bass guitar lowers testosterone levels, maybe it could be used for an orchiectomy the strings if sharp enough

ummmm i think ppl that play bass r hot ahaha.................... like just so u know ehe.............................. :3................

idk whats steely dan but yeah ur hot

no..

what????

trans women be like
"youve never heard of the butthole surfers??????"

yea like 2 months ago lol

i listen to music lmao just not the butthole surfers

no but that sounds fucking sick

omg that reminds me of an acid bath song

.play acid bath jezebel

.play acid bath dope fiend

derrick can we make out sloppy style while listening to the butthole surfers

>>451278
#edit derrick to derrick_fan

i kinda like this song ngl

and i like the cover art hehe

this is the day of the expanding man

type shi

.play windhand cassock

.play dragged into sunlight volcanic birth

>>451303
i am thankful for xcom 2 for introducing me to xenonauts

>>451305
iss cute :>

whats ur job

oh ur quoting that one gay ass movie nvm

yeah me too

him in blade runner..........aaaaaAAAAAA

whats it about

OMG????

i will add it to my list, which currently consists of one movie

...the place beyond the pines

have u ever watched dinner in america

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bwaaaa why isnt he real

I DESERVE HIM

can we share him

:3

patty is so me holy shit