>>453774
I just threaten to make them my woman

>>453780
I know this is rich coming from me, but you shouldn't be doing *nothing* but jacking off

>>453790
Hey, I do shit aside from horny stuff!

>>453785
Happy Borthday

Opinions on the existence of big foot

Finally, definitive proof!

SQUATCHGODS WE WON

.play video of bigfoot

that's it, that's the bigfoot

.play squatchhunters

Glegle hands down, purely because glegle is a team player and can form a squad

.skip (video skipped)

.search squatching

1. 1.
   
   Squatching the Oregon Central Cascades night walk with Sasquatch/bigfoot night hike

   Squatching the PNW

   1:11:34
2. 2.
   
   Squatchin' USA: Bigfoot Beyond the Trail Marathon

   Small Town Monsters

   8:44:31
3. 3.
   
   Squatching with Cliff & Bobo from Finding Bigfoot and Visiting Twilight Film Locations

   Squatchspot

   18:01
4. 4.
   
   Squatching with W.I.B.S.

   Grassman58

   9:48
5. 5.
   
   Squatching the Oregon Cascades#southernoregon #hiking #waterfall #forest #bigfoot #wildernessseason

   Squatching the PNW

   46:06

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>>453806
I learned that from my animes

squatch gods, we aboutta see a squatch!

I'm gonna be honest, how the fuck do you stretch the gimmick this hard

like how exciting can it be to go out and NEVER FIND ANYTHIGN

>>453817
#THIS (hello, based department???)

>>453821
Stretching more than just the gimmick if you know what I mean (banned for hornyposting)

I don't mind bush I say while stroking bigfoot's cheek

>>453825
Me too, I am very flexible!

Every morning I do a set of lunges and some arm stretches and push ups and I can put my leg behind my head and all sorts of contortionist shit, I am very stretchy

>>453834
Too black sounding for me

>>453832
Cool glegle, hope you don't mind if I
#bounce

>>453839

#poll is sasquatch real/ yes/ no

Big Foot is real
Big Foot isreal
Big Foot Israel
Israel???>? COINCIDENCE???

I wanna invade Boysnia, so that I can get all of their cute boys

>>453856
Me too

did they find sasquatch yet

>find bigfoot semen
>immediately guzzle it so that there is no evidence left
Rude, that would have changed society as we know it

.skip (video skipped)

What hold on, I just realized, big smoke was ordering to number 9's and a number 6 with extra dip for the other passengers so he isn't ordering nearly as much as I initially thought

was it okay

I like want to go shooting later but idk

I am kinda tired

uh paper targets

erm okay lemme pull one out

what are you interested in seeing

do you wanna see a 135 year old mauser

well actually 130, miscalculated

it's outdoor furniture for the garage hangout room

I have cooler guns, but this is my most recent

It's a Chilean mauser from 1895 that was most likely mothballed during pinochet but I am going to tell people it was used by his crack death squad anyway

I have an AR in 6.5 grendel, I have a bazillion shotguns, I have a few revolvers, handguns, I have a cool martini rifle and random shit like that

I also have the forbidden luger

Nick Land post

>>453912
Colt Python hands down. Obviously I have some weirdo guns, I have a 460 magnum, I have an old ass martini rifle, I have guns made for taking down elephants, but the best gun I have ever shot is the Colt Python

Nah, Colt Pythons are more like cop revolvers, I do have a single action army though

The single action army is fun to shoot, but it isn't designed for comfort

Nah, because the bastards don't carry revolvers anymore. That being said, I do want *the other* cop gun, the 92FS

>>453921
What does height have to do wtih it

Beretta 92FS, it is a gun... that you shoot...

I want one of those because they are fucking SEXY

I also considered getting a gold plated chiappa rhino one time

So that I could look like a goober

>>453938
I would get a shoulder holster for it, but like I think it is too big, like you'd need a bandolier and just sort of hang it on your front

That's why I want a 92FS, more practical for CC

while stilll being sexy

One of my friend's had a compact CZ pistol, I hated shooting it

>>453948
I have long creepy lil fingers so I need BIG GUN for my fingees

>>453952
You hate to see the LITTLE GUY win

the underdog

I would concealed carry my luger if it wouldn't instantly result in everyone thinking I was a neo-nazi

Lain from Microsoft Tech Support

as far as you know...

>>453964
can I get a roast beef sandwich

hol' on lemme find another gun from my bucket of guns

>>453983
Russian board!

>>453995
it's pretty much dogshit these days

>>453998
It's so fucking sexy

It's okay, I will let you touch lain

>>454002
Thank you! I will get ejected for hornyposting tho sadly

>>454012
guns

So I've heard

>>454018
I posted a couple of me guns

>>454021
I think nona was

I am a big proponent of having a firearm, now more than ever given the current federal admin

>>454031
The CDC study on self defense gun uses doesn't preclude uses where no shots were fired, often times simply making it known that you are armed can be useful, which I have had to do a few times. But people generally don't mess with the 6'5 white boy for some reason idk why

>>454036
Uh first time there was a group of guys loitering in front of my apartment complex, it's like fenced in so they weren't supposed to be there, I sort of asked them what's up and they threatened me so I went inside, grabbed my AR, and walked back outside so they ran

Also like I have in general had people break into my house, like a guy who was high on bath salts broke in one time while I was showering

>>454044
Yeah, but he was harmless. I suspect someone walking out with their cock out and pulling a gun on you might cause them to run regardless of how cracked out he was

>>454054
Faye on it???

I just tunnewne just says Faye, thanks AI

>>454059
Guns are fun tbh.

>>454070
Do you like fucking up your shoulder while feeling the money burn out of your pocket? Then elephant guns are for you

Damn, I wish my country was TRULY FREE so I could buy an m60 from walmart

>>454085
When I went to Russia, I didn't see lenin's corpse, very sad

They were cleaning him or something idk

I liked the moscow subway uh mosaics

>>454094
I know, I think they were renovating the building but I think it's funnier to imagine they had to clean him

I preferred St Petersburg to Moscow

Moscow reminded me of Texas weirdly, like San Antonio. A bajillion fuckin' highways then this tiny little itty bitty cultural district that is really cool

>>454118
latinx????

>>454116
I think st. peterburg was just cooler, I was only there for a week tho

>>454125
I live in a fucking shithole lmao.

>>454130
Cute????

erm... I have been banned from hornyposting but I would... uh... erm... uh... something something IDK don't wanna get banned

>>454136
That's why I got the 460 magnum

Never know when you will come across an elephant in the mean streets of Baton Rouge