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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454176
Most of the rich people in Russia are children of like Gazprom interest holders, they don't care about real people
>>454180
anon
>>454148
oooh cooool a real productive man's hobby
anon
>>454178
That's what I figure, oil people are lowkey the most OBNOXIOUS version of rich people
>>454184
anon
>>454156
I should seduce my way into their friendicule and they'll put me in charge of u :3
>>454187
0.1177% bloober!boymodewng
>>454176
I hear you're buying a snythesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you wnat to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record. I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables. I hear thta you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars. I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everyboidy that I know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They're those or children of politicians
anon
>>454184
I have fam from Texas that are big in oil and gas as well as farming and uh other things that aren't so legal but they don't do that no more, but like everyone that had mineral rights and oil money were invariably as spoiled as it gets while simultaneously thinking that they have the hardest lives because.... they don't have to work for a living and have a fixed income that is substantially larger than what anybody could ever hope for????
>>454189>>454197
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454182
Nah you wouldn't like, they're all insane
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This board is radicalizing me
anon
>>454189
Some rich people are fun, especially the ones that buy me things
anon
because I... am a whore
anon
not literally but figuratively
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
anon
>>454186
aww poor guys. hmmm some of my relatives were into that but only distantly and idk anything about them. one of my distant uncles also had a small organization making and distributing meth but that didn't go well for him
>>454199
anon
>>454197
oh yeah no I can't really go into detail about everything that my fam got up to, but like they did some bad bad bad shit. Most of the people involved in that stuff are dead now, only one more guy that was involved in *that* business is still kicking and last I check conned a bunch of people to invest in a legit weed company (that now pays him like 20k a month to sit on their board), so I can't really talk about everything that happened, but erm uh they did some stuffs
>>454204
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
This whole world is Heathers and I'm Veronica
>>454202
anon
>>454200
u just think it's all heathers cuz ur on here
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play michael collins is dead
anon
>>454204
This motherfucker is just as likely to end up dead on his own. I like him though, he is very much like me except with uh more dangerous tastes, like literally dated a girl whose dad was decently important in the cartel which is like bro are you fuckin INSANE
>>454221
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
TCC is either teenage girls swooning over school shooters or women swooning over middle aged mass murderes
>>454217
anon
TCC?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah
anon
I sleep with NON DANGEROUS rich people
anon
The
Cool
Cats?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True Crime Community
anon
I like how irish ppl sing like this
anon
ahhhh yeah but i think there's some good in it
anon
like talking about patterns of abuse n their own experiences
anon
>>454208
Uh there is also the swooning over female killers where is that rep?????
>>454219
anon
>>454207
and the stuff the cartel does is fucked up too. idk i find this stuff exciting n interesting n all but it's still fucked up
>>454223
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454220
And *techincally* Andrew Blaze aka Randy Stair but he/she didn't transition
anon
>>454221
idk, I keep myself arms length away from it because THE LAST THING I want is to know about it
>>454225>>454262
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Somebody's gotta keep those crackheads in charge
anon
>>454225
No? I stay away from it, peoplle did harass my mom because this guy burned them for a quarter million dollars and ran across the country
>>454230
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play bruno powroznik margaret thatcher is dead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play margaret thatcher song
lain from computers
>>454226
you have a lot of guns and you sleep with rich people and your extended family sells people or whatever
>>454232>>454231
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454230
He's secretly yakuze
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
yakuza
lain from computers
>>454232
ghkldasfgdashj
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454232
A golf course?
anon
My ancestors may have been involved in certain unsavory trades and my mom's side of the family may have also engaged in the occasional smuggling and uh drug muling and uh extortion and uh UNCONFIRMED perhaps murder for hire, but that is all a long time ago
>>454238>>454239
anon
>>454218
"Pichushkin is remembered to have been an initially sociable child. However, this changed following an incident in which Pichushkin fell backwards off a swing, which then struck him in the forehead as it swung back.[3] Experts speculated that this event damaged the frontal cortex of Pichushkin's brain; such damage is known to produce poor impulse regulation and a tendency towards aggression"
fugg rip kiddo. remindds me of the texas shooter who had a bad brain tumor
>>454240
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454236
Are you mexican???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454237
Brain damage does wonders to people (source: me who braindamaged myself at 3)
>>454297
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play objects i have shoved up my arse
anon
>>454243
No, French and German roots, but like that's BS because I am American damn it
>>454247
fujo
didnt you say something about being indian or am i confusing you..
>>454248
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454244
Hon hon hon
anon
>>454246
I said that lain was indian, but not really I just said they should be lain from microsoft tech support
>>454250
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I said Lain was indian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pronouns are com/comp/computer
lain from computers
::hot dog
>>454250
#give
fujo
wtf is this image.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Dogg
fujo
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good thing Margaret Thatcher is dead, next time I'll visit England I'll have a place to piss
anon
>>454250
I normally use she with you I thought. I say they alot in general though unless I have like met someone
>>454263
fujo
ITS OVER
anon
>>454262
More like I don't want people I have never met to show up at my house and ask where my cousin is because he burned them for a quarter million dollars
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454265
Just tell him you're a CIA agent
lain from computers
>>454263
::sniffle
#give
anon
"Due to his behaviour, Pichushkin's mother decided to transfer him from the mainstream school he had been attending to one for children with learning disabilities. Prior to this transfer, children from the mainstream school were known to have physically and verbally bullied Pichushkin, referring to him as "that retard". This abuse served to intensify Pichushkin's anger. Upon reaching early adolescence, his maternal grandfather recognized that Pichushkin was highly intelligent and felt that his innate talents were being wasted, as he wasn't involved in any activities at home and the school he was enrolled in focused more on overcoming disability than on promoting achievement"

"Pichushkin moved into his grandfather's home and was encouraged to pursue intellectual pursuits outside of school. The deepest of these interests was chess. Pichushkin was taught how to play, and after demonstrating his ability was introduced to the exhibition games against elderly men who played publicly in Bitsa Park. An outstanding chess player, Pichushkin found a channel for his aggression when dominating the chessboard in all of his games. However, he continued to be bullied by mainstream school children and suffered an emotional blow when, toward the end of his adolescence, his grandfather died. Pichushkin was left to return to his mother's home, after which he enrolled as a student. "
anon
waow based easterners luv their chess
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
See this is why I don't want to come out my parents will just hear the video playing rn
>>454276
anon
gah scary
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454276
Homogayfaggot
anon
randalsexual
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
THis too
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The worst part is that I DID used to shove things up my ass when Iwas a horny teen
anon
being gay is easy!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Because of this some of my pens are still covered in tainted nutella
>>454304
fujo
laiiiiiinn.......
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Bruh I hate being gay sm why din't God make me hetero
>>454286
anon
>>454284
I fear that one of my little cousins is going to be gay, and she has like super ultra mega conservative parents that are trying to send her to AN ALL FEMALE CATHOLIC SCHOOL and I am like motherfuckers should at least send her to a co-ed school because best case scenario for them is that she is bisexual
>>454288
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sad
anon
"In an effort to both dull the pain of the loss as well as to calm his severe aggressive tendencies, he began to consume large quantities of vodka. He continued to play chess both at home and in Bitsa Park, now joining the other men in drinking vodka, though unlike them he could play without being greatly affected by the alcohol. It was at this time that Pichushkin began to develop a more sinister hobby that, at the time, remained unknown to anyone: whenever he knew he was going to come into contact with children, he would take a video camera along and proceed to threaten them. On one occasion that has since been made public, he held a young child by one leg, upside down, and said to the camera: "You are in my power now... I am going to drop you from the window... and you will fall fifteen meters to your death..." He then watched these videos repeatedly to reaffirm his power. However, by 1992, this practice had become insufficient to satisfy his urges. " fugg
>>454295
anon
Her parents are trying to rob my grandfather blind tho. Which is funny idk
>>454298
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454293
Is it still about the Chikatilo larper
>>454309
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nice to know I motivated you to educate yourself :)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454294
The even worse part is that over the years I developed a social anxiety and now I don't feel attraction towards real people at all, I just want to be with my 2D husbando
>>454301
anon
>>454241
mmm and chivalry is to be violent horseman chevlar.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I can't even give grandchildren
anon
>>454298
You can definitely meet a wonderful guy... and hopefully not be in Russia cause I think they aren't big fans of the fags over there. Then you can like have sex with this guy every day. This IS NOT A HORNYPOST
>>454303
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454301
I don't want a "guy"...... I want Randal.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Sex.png
This is female behaviour bur I literally cried myself to sleep once because he
>>454308
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454306
he's not real fuck
anon
but yeh I'm reading thru that wiki page
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
anon
guh
anon
guh 23 ancient guh
anon
.play you'll never beat the irish
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454318
He is, Chikatilo was a pedo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Pichushkin is not as far as we know
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454324
She's a les bean
anon
"Pichushkin's first murder occurred on 27 July 1992, when he was aged 18. Pichushkin arranged to meet his classmate, Mikhail Odïtchuk, in Bitsa Park to jointly hatch a plan to kill sixty-four people. However, when they arrived at the meeting point, Odïtchuk changed his mind and told Pichushkin that he no longer wanted to take action. Feeling teased by his best friend, Pichushkin strangled him and threw his body in a sewer entrance at Bitsa Park, then returned to his mother's apartment a short distance away. The body was never found."
LOL if someone wants to meet up about doing murders don't do it i guess is the lesson
>>454327
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454326
Snitches get stiches
anon
"Pichushkin ceased killing for several years until 1996 when Russia placed a moratorium on the death penalty. This reignited Pichushkin's interest in killing.[citation needed] "
anon
lmao
anon
"On 17 May 2001, Pichushkin was in Bitsa Park playing chess with a 52-year-old man named Yevgeny Pronin. At the end of their game, Pichushkin invited Pronin to take a walk with him, claiming it was the anniversary of his dog's death and that he wanted to visit the grave in Bitsa Park. Pronin accompanied him to an isolated area in Bitsa Park, whereupon Pichushkin pulled out a bottle of vodka and offered him a drink. The men made a toast to the dog, after which Pichushkin struck Pronin in the head with the bottle. Once Pronin was dead, Pichushkin threw his body into a nearby well. "
that's fugged up i appreciate the nice old park man
anon
le bien
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454333
You literally have lebanese flag??
anon
"In June 2006, Pichushkin offered to go for a walk with his 36-year-old coworker, Marina Moskalyova. Though she was reportedly suspicious of him,[3] Moskalyova agreed to go. Before she left, she wrote a note to her son letting him know she was with Pichushkin[10] and left his phone number.[3] Pichushkin was aware of the note but was undeterred.[10] "
damn russians are friendly??? 'yeah i'll go on a walk w u : )'
anon
i am so going on a walk with randal
>>454347
anon
I am going to date and marry randal to make randalfag upset
>>454341
anon
good you should
anon
NOOO u have to do it w randalfag
anon
n dress up as randal
anon
oh that too!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Stop
anon
do not worry randalfag, I am not going to be a homewrecker
>>454350
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You guys don't understand
fujo
>>454337
#editai fix typo randal -> radical
anon
my friend visited ireland and was like damn you actually drink this much every week that's kinda fugged
anon
>>454350
Why, I'd never ever have sex with someone who is taken? I will not be a homewrecker!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
mfw.png
Guys please this isn't funny, my love for him isn't just "oh I love this anime boy uwu" I'm completely serious and commited to being a husbandofag, he's just as real to me as any other human person. I'm a really jealous person okay? Please don't joke like this, it's not funny
anon
okay okay, Randal is yours! I submit!
anon
I will not have eyes for randal, he is all yours
anon
but you better treat him right and bring him home by 10 pm sharp!
>>454356
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
lutherivory.png
>>454355
>but you better treat him right and bring him home by 10 pm sharp!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Luther ass post
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I just hope you can understand that I don't see him as fictional, because he does exist just not on this plane of reality. That's why I'm so serious, because there are always other people trying to take him away from me. That's why I stay away from social media and other Ranfren fans, it just gives me heartache
anon
you ever just like eat tons of good food and completely wreck your diet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I never dieted, I'm obesitymaxxing
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
According to the doctor I'm morbidly a beast
anon
never listened 2 this one
anon
waow
anon
>>454365
u should be a thriving fujjo how'd you find your roomies?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>454365
Good idea
anon
>>454365
OH WAIT I DIDN'T CATCH THAT HE WAS YOUR ROOMMATE
anon
oh was this the sloppy one who hurt your feelings too?
anon
The one that fucks up the kitchen right?
>>454373
fujo
>>454371
yes the one putting parts of the ricecooker into the dishwasher
>>454377
anon
>>454373
I would do that kinda thing waahh
anon
i will never be a good fujo room mate
anon
I'll need to find room mates if i find a job n can move out when i graduate
anon
maybe i can find a job in your exact city and move into your room when you move off
>>454384
anon
I am generally fairly neat but I shouldn't live with other people
anon
this is a realistic plan
anon
waow interesting
anon
it can be like a gameshow or smth
anon
you can move in w my parents
anon
switcheroo
0.1178% bloober!boymodewng
>>454384
>com
?????? !?!??!??!?!??!??!??!???!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!
anon
"On 7 January 2003, the brothers found themselves in the town of Sokol. After disembarking from the train, they came across a 74-year-old pensioner, and the trio struck up a conversation. [citation needed] The brothers claimed to have been mugged, with both personal documents and all their money stolen in the process. They begged the woman for bread so as not to starve.[citation needed] The woman went to a nearby shop, bought them some bread, and invited them to her home, where she provided them with a room.[2] "
anon
damn a lot of these russians are actually very nice
anon
i think if that happened in my neighborhood they'd be directed to the homeless shelter or smth
sæкi
hai
anon
saeki :3 :3 :3
anon
it's gud to see u
anon
how are you feeling?
anon
I was happy you went to bed last night that was smart
anon
I should probably impress you by going to bed myself within the next hour
anon
that's so cute but u can't press the buttons right?
anon
cat :3
anon
Why are you biting!
anon
MY ARM
anon
based she's in her bitemoding arc
anon
very powerful arc
sæкi
nomoding
anon
nommoding
anon
I'm celebrating randy's powerful irish heritage
sæкi
wh lel
anon
we were talking about our family histories n things n randy was saying they (sry randy i don rember ur details except sad 2d boy liker??) are half irish by genes and idk randy put a song on first
anon
but i think it's probably worn off iunno
anon
hoooooow's saeki?
sæкi
kept feeling like I'ma faint when standing up today
>>454422
anon
"Later that day, other villagers in Yekimovskaya decided to check on the married couple, as they had failed to go to the store for bread as they did every morning" omg cute i need to be a villiagemoder
anon
>>454420
you could fall into my arms... UH PLATONIC THIS IS NOT A HORNYPOST
>>454425
anon
look at their fearlessness and happiness together, they don't look like they have to prove themselves or anything, just peace and comfort n joy..
anon
: )
anon
it's good 2 see u anyway : )
anon
have u been writing?
anon
I made my bed today and drove my dad's motorscooter around... and that's about it
anon
but tomorrow i think : )
sæкi
wha tomorrow
sæкi
need to see abt getting an electric scooter/moped esc thing if electric bikes are too expensive used locally
anon
oh I'll be at home tomorrow but I'll do sum good studying for my finals n catch up with some old friends
anon
probably re-paste my broken laptop heatsink w a replacement too
anon
I thought about modifying my bike but never did it lul
anon
would be fun to go ride bikes together, wish the worms were close together
anon
I hung out in the bike shop on campus n helped w repairs a lil last semester, it was nice
sæкi
nicu n gl w the tests bwa n less overheating
but nicu pat
anon
pat pat ^-^
anon
My badass katana
anon
I found my epic katana
sæкi
oe
anon
I got it from CHINA because it was one of those quick print officer swords
anon
For the Japanese army
anon
I also have a shitty knock off too
anon
I need to organize my shit
anon
there are just like random guns everywhere
anon
how is your writing going?
sæкi
:vibin
bwa
sæкi
hru
anon
I'm doin alright, had a good night last night, now I am just chilling because I went to sleep at like 5 am yesterday
anon
or I guess I went to sleep at 5 am this morning and woke up at like 12 am
sæкi
yea same except 2 pm
anon
did you see some of the art from the show
sæкi
one pic
anon
aight, I won an auction
sæкi
wooo nicu
anon
or err... I might have gotten uh sugared a bit
anon
we went 50/50
sæкi
nicuuu :'>
sæкi
lol
sæкi
was fine 4 me on android
anon
IDK
anon
I am just going to try to like send it on my laptop
sæкi
that looks at this angle like a cat w booba
anon
jesus this website HATES my phone
lain from computers
0:40Untitled.mp3
i did not play the piano afterall
sæкi
hai
lain from computers
hello saeki
anon
hello lain
lain from computers
hello twinkanon
sæкi
lel
lain from computers
twinkanon needs a nickname
>>454495
anon
how is your daily activity of CRUSHING the little guy underfoot going?
lain from computers
its going alright
lain from computers
no crushing today for better or worse
anon
the little guy is winning
lain from computers
appreciate the time you have to win
anon
I am just a humble twink
lain from computers
no problem
chester it is
anon
You can call me whatever you want
lain from computers
yeah you're chester now
lain from computers
your birthday was chesterday
anon
Okay
lain from computers
this is important in case someone else uses the twink flag
anon
we are a hivemind, we are a legion expecto patronum
>>454504
lain from computers
>>454503
can you hack facebook
anon
no but I can post racist things on facebook
faye
i fucking love cigarettes
anon
I am aboutta smoke too
faye
got them faggy spirits dark green
faye
i forgot i can smoke like chain smoke anything but spirits
sæкi
lol
sæкi
why not spirits
faye
they're just so strong in nicotine
sæкi
yeah
sæкi
I used to smoke black spirits
faye
bc they have no real filler
faye
just actual tobaccy
faye
is it time for a red bull as well?
faye
disco elysium had the most realistic drug use framework of any game
anon
laying jn bed rn
anon
just chilling out smoking weed
>>454525
anon
watching youtube TV
lain from computers
>>454523
you just get scarier and scarier
lain from computers
>>454526
tons of guns loves the cop gun the most
family in tx invented smallpox or something
drug do-er
TALL
>>454530
lain from computers
i forget the other one
anon
>>454528
I am innocent, and you are simply crushing the little man
lain from computers
twinkanon do you wanna hang out
anon
uh sure
lain from computers
see, predatory evil behavior
anon
That is not predatory! I am innocent!
lain from computers
>>454533
that stuff is illegal !!!!!!
anon
the devil's lettuce
faye
dont do them
faye
ever
faye
or else u are morally objectionable !
>>454544
faye
*smokes 6 cigarettes back to back*
faye
terrifying
faye
guns are scaway
lain from computers
yeah !!!!!!!!!!!
faye
i put off updating my pc for a while
faye
>package manager says update is 1.9gigs
>starts download
>8.9gigs
>>454551
fujo
>>454549
uninstall french language pack !! :3
faye
as if i would ever have it to begin with
faye
smh my head
faye
wow i feel high from the amount of nicotine in that cigarette wtf
fujo
smoking is bad for u >:
faye
yeah it is
faye
i do
anon
nicotine rush
fujo
do fun drugs at least
anon
do some delicious wonderful very good weed
faye
but i also smoke
faye
sometimes
fujo
idk i never felt good from nicotine
fujo
it just made me dizzy
faye
yeaaaaa thats the GOOD SHIT
fujo
ouchie >:
lain from computers
no smoke 4 fujo
lain from computers
whats going on in here is there some kind of secret
fujo
wouldnt u liek to know? hehe
straw bury
in deus ex u can kill children by smoking near them a certain amount of time so that they suffocate

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