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anon
I don't like older people personally
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like guys like this is the hottest fucking thing to me i don't care what people say
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hai fujo
lain from computers
>>458630
dude your brother is like an executioner for the cartels or something how is this worse
>>458641
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also generally like ppl in their 20s
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try to avoid high age gaps as i ended up being in for a few yrs
>>458687
anon
>>458636
that's my distant cousin, that's different. I don't have a brother (as far as I know, my family also infamously has second families that nobody knows aboit)
>>458644
fujo
>>458632
people in their early 20s are obnoxious
t. person in their early 20s
>>458647
lain from computers
>>458641
oh yeah, that's right you do not have a brother
sorry i said anything
>>458650
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am only child
anon
>>458643
I know that's why I like them
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sad
0.1330% bloober!boymodewng
.skip (video skipped)
anon
I would hook you up with my dad bloober but he is married.
>>458655
anon
Uh I have a great uncle that is good at guitar but he is older and also crazy because he was in 'Nam
0.1332% bloober!boymodewng
>>458653
that's not a problem
0.1333% bloober!boymodewng
i have low self esteem i can rock with being a side piece
>>458658>>458692
anon
>>458656
No, a smokeshow like you needs to be the main event
anon
>>458657
it's because I am a plucky underdog and LAIN hates me for it #Resistance
lain from computers
i actually like posting w twinkanon but dont tell him that
>>458663>>458664
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cuties
anon
>>458660
Better be careful lain, it seems like you might be falling for me... don't worry, I will catch you
>>458666
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i might try n share a private pad that has the essay im finishing for peeps to see n comment on later
lain from computers
>>458664
i dont fall for anyone i never could
the only thing i really fall for is these emails about these princes who need my help
>>458668>>458676
anon
>>458666
you are just lining these up for me. I have to hold off lest I get dinged for sexually harassing you by the mods.
>>458671
lain from computers
yes
anon
>>458666
ALSO 666 digits, confirmed evil
anon
666... the mark of the Lain
lain from computers
>>458672
i think thats a ridiculous notion
i believe youd hold yourself back under any circumstance
even if you would be punished for it !!!!
>>458684
anon
>>458682
I am holding myself back. First you line up an easu "I could be your prince flirt" then an easy "I'd love to be entrapped by you flirt" like this should be illegal
>>458688
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i luv to get affectionate w cuties when not in random open space or stuffs
>>458689>>458710
lain from computers
>>458684
this is so conspiratorial
you think im trying to rope you into something
>>458691
anon
>>458688
I think you should bust out the ropes with me, after all you wanted to zip me up already. We both know you like bondage
>>458693
lain from computers
what happened
>>458701
lain from computers
i didnt do anything that was the ai
>>458699
anon
you are lain fron computers, you told the computer what you wanted
lain from computers
>>458701
i told the ai to edit his post like "#edit zip it"
it made it vaguely suggestive
>>458706
anon
>>458703
vaguely??? it was EXTREMELY horny
lain from computers
>>458701
vdnkmdzvjkl;dashjfghjkafdhsafhgsdaghjklfhdjklasfhjklsdahjfk
>>458709
anon
>>458685
ohhh so not like the middle of this thread oop
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i mean im still how i am generally, here
but feel unable to be real affectionate in spaces like dis sometimes
>shrug
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shyness n asd bwa times
anon
>>458712
holy based can I take u on a date to the aquarium and have you on my arm and start every sentence with ‘babe’
>>458716>>458721
anon
>>458715
I think this is good except I don't like "babe" idk. My least favorite pet name.
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yea
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>sigh w having been called puddle by ex polycule
anon
it’s not really intimate it’s more saying ‘I’m macho’ than ‘I love you’
>>458725
0.1337% bloober!boymodewng
plz
anon
can we do it this weekend babe? next Saturday?
anon
>>458719
Yeah that's actually exactly how Id put it
0.1338% bloober!boymodewng
OMG
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
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yes
anon
should I wear my wraparound sunglasses? maybe you can comb my hair or smth idk fashion babe
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:hearteyes:
anon
>wearing the wraparound sunglasses and wifebeater that says ouch combo
>>458735
lain from computers
ooops i smoked weed
it was probably too much actually
no tolerance
>>458741>>458736
0.1342% bloober!boymodewng
::hearteyes
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FRICK
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lel
lain from computers
im going to died
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maybe i should smonk tonight
anon
>>458732
that explains alot. Sorry Lain, I prefer when you are hard to get, no flirting for you
>>458742
lain from computers
>>458741
i literally took the hit like 20 seconds ago
anon
I keep thinking of psychicpebbles plz
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lel
anon
I’ll literally do it if u dm me ur location n are ok w me just using u kinda :/ u actually deserve better ngl but if you’d enjoy it as i would it would be a lot of fun
>>458752
0.1345% bloober!boymodewng
>>458743
#kiss
anon
This is actually nice! You guys should go on a date to the aquarium and get some ice cream too
anon
>>458748
don't talk yourself down! You have plenty to offer just like bloober
anon
true babe needs me to look all strong so she can feel good
anon
guh
anon
I can take my shirt off in public so she can show everyone how strong I am
anon
I did that in a nail salon
anon
good negotiating strategy show them you’ll do what you have to do
anon
I asserted myself, when she told me to "pull up my shirt" I thought she was refering to taking off my shirt and not rolling up the sleeve
anon
I’m going to take her to a nail salon n chat w her while she has them done and take off my shirt so she gets a discount
anon
based
anon
it’s a man’s responsibility to attack any worker who does not give his babe a discount
anon
babe I will literally assault the nail salon workers if they don't give you a discountm You are my precious babe and I would NEVER let them come between you and your nails babe
>>458764
anon
listen babe, I know I posted that racist commrnt on facebooj about vietnamese nail salon workers but you have to understand babe that was part of a complex negotiation strategy babe
anon
>>458766
so bazed saeki could definitely be a strong and lovely partner
anon
>>458766
that’s literally you and lain
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ehe
anon
everyone has to pair up at the end of this season of Libpol
anon
libpol is just big brother house but everyone except me is introverted
anon
twinkanon is going to marry the cis admin in a funny twist
anon
did any of you have a highschool crush you could never get over?
>>458776
anon
>>458775
awww a lil in my heart, but several lol
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a bit but i tend to not rly connect w peep unless i know them personally well
anon
I've been re-reading my dream diary, some of the older dreams are from around 2019
>>458782
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awe
anon
and even to this day I dream of the same person
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i have a lot of journals
anon
In one of the dreams I say "I don't even know why I love her so much"
anon
I have diaries but I don’t use em much
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on my personal site or archive ill post some or the writing i can share from tha time cus think it cud make some peeps feel seen
anon
I’m going to have to do smth macho to impress her
>>458791
anon
>>458786
babe please... I know that I just get a little angry sometimes babe but you ahve to understand that these minimum wage workers just PISS ME OFF sometimes babe
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i found my middle school chromebook's text document where i vented n wrote in everyday
>>458792
anon
>>458788
bloober likes people that are bad at guitar
anon
>>458790
thats beautiful,actual time machine
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working on my current piece to release thoughs first
gotta make that cryptpad/pastebin like page for ppl to read and gib suggestions
>>458794
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this protest arch is real precious (chile's revolution in 2019)
>>458797
anon
okay I am sorry I may have at first read this as Chili's like the restaurant
>>458798
anon
>>458795
I have videos disabled, you watching that stuff again?
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nah im in another tab
anon
I really wonder if they tell the story accurately
>>458806
anon
i got some pizza
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nicu
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i should make noms
anon
So many people rewrote history about what happened in 2019
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>>458800
is all w interviews of ppl on the ground who took part, its a compilation of the stories n so on
anon
you speak spanish? send me those videos
anon
I'm chilean, this will be a bit specific but you can kinda tell who is a phony and who is legit just from their accents
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this collective is international so they have subtitle and versions in eng esp french etc
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dis
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its not rly like
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this one is mostly personal stories n interviews n not someone fully narritivizing it
anon
thanks
anon
>>458810
It's part of a complex strategy known as "I will threaten to (redacted) you repeatedly and get banned, so avoid thay"
>>458819
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and ye, wasnt sure or didnt know was u agains anon :'>
anon
the big problem with the 2019 estallido was that it was just a burst of rage without direction, it was like the 9th type of liberalism bigly
>>458825
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yeah
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is rly tough but important for ppl to recognize n not just cut off at what happened at that point i feel
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movements can die and be repressed quite intensely and forced back to the neoliberal system like happened there :<
>>458827
anon
>>458820
look we will see 25% liberalism in Chile one day
anon
>>458823
much like a proud soaring eagle, my wings have been clipped and I am grounded. My hornyposting is a necessary element of the ecosystem to prevent nazism
anon
>>458824
the problem wasnt the repression as much as it was that the people had no idea of what to do, I remember that things were at their most effective when people were fucking shit up like crazy
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yeah
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it was a sort of burst of action that had no real ability to follow up in the way that it happened but
there couldve been one tho it just i feel may have vented out all the energy and then not had the leftover to keep pressure
anon
but then wreckers talking about the importance of protesting peacefully and opportunistic politicians shat on the whole thing
anon
suddenly nobody was setting shit on fire and thus making the establishment tremble anymore
anon
it was "le peaceful prawwwteeeestssssss"
0.1347% bloober!boymodewng
guys how fast do you think i typed this next sentence
>>458837
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and yeah
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back to civility politics
0.1348% bloober!boymodewng
They don't know that we know they know we know.
anon
Nothing for me was even 10% as radicalizing as LIVING through the estallido
anon
I saw with my own eyes just how functional violence is and how peacefulness DOES NOT WORK AT ALL. Our politicians were kissing our feet and promissing the world on a platter when everything was getting burnt down and destroyed.But as soon as ppl started going back to le peaceful le protesting we started getting fucked like always.
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yeah
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it just allows for the current system to continue perpetuating itself and eat up more and more, harm more and more people
>>458852
0.1349% bloober!boymodewng
i'm hungry
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caht
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chat
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chat
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im hungry
anon
I want to cook for you
0.1354% bloober!boymodewng
chat
anon
.play meow meow meow arghgghggh
anon
>>458841
It was an incredible thing to live, sooo educational
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yeah
0.1355% bloober!boymodewng
omg should i get taco bell
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its an experience of showing how people can act and fight back that i wish more people could comprehend or have experienced in some form
>>458857
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as to not think there is only one way of making change at the least
anon
>>458855
It legit felt like a redpill.Once I saw with my own eyes how effective violence was, suddenly all my indoctrination on peaceful protest and shit vanished and now there's no space for it in my head anymore.
>>458861
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yeah
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trying to think back to when i had that specific realization, probably from some of the things that happened in Ukraine and then 2020 in the US
anon
>>458857
Notice how the people who tell you to be peaceful with protests are not so peaceful when it comes to geopolitics and military action
>>458862>>458864
anon
>>458861
noooo but if you're a violent barbarian under REGULATIONS and RULES then it's le good
0.1356% bloober!boymodewng
>>458861
i like military action
0.1357% bloober!boymodewng
i wish that america would invade europe to re-establish the roman empire
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but all of the lame ass presidents never wanna do stuff like that
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:/
anon
THI S IS FOR YOU. BAB
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heh
0.1360% bloober!boymodewng
im in love
anon
: S
anon
: D
anon
I don kno any cords but e minor
0.1361% bloober!boymodewng
im saving my virginity for a true caesar tho. Once you re-establish the roman empire we can have sex
>>458906>>458916
anon
ooooh
anon
I will for u like a knight fighting for his lady
anon
I liked the hanseagic league I wanna hanseati c league wifey waaaah
0.1362% bloober!boymodewng
>>458906
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
0.1363% bloober!boymodewng
[DO YOU KNOW HOW I HARD I WORKED IN CK3 TO ESTABLISH THE ROMAN EMPIRE
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IT TOOK FOREVER
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BUT I FINALLY GOT ALL OF IRELAND ENGLAND FRANCE GERMANY AND ITALY AND NOW I JUST NEED TO INVADE CONSTANTINOPLE AND THOSE AWFUL PRETENDERS
anon
I got the Mother of Us All acheivement
anon
so think about thay
anon
Conquered all of africa, made it feudal, and my religion
anon
so reconsider your options
0.1366% bloober!boymodewng
whenever i say the stuff about rome people think i'm a nazi, but i'm not a nazi, because I like the romans think EVERYONE should be conquered equally by rome
>>458924
0.1367% bloober!boymodewng
i caved and ordered shwarma
>>458961
anon
>>458920
Going to correct you anyway
0.1368% bloober!boymodewng
idek how nazis got asscoiated with rome thos fucking idiots were dumb as hell
>>458926>>458958
anon
>>458925
obsession with neoclassical aesthetics and LARP
0.1369% bloober!boymodewng
plus gaul was like the shit part of rome anyways so like technically they're the inferior ones
anon
look all I am saying is that I am going to correct you for being a nazi, crypto-nazi, or vaguely far right
>>458932
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ugh
anon
>>458932
that's exactly what a crypto nazi would say, there is only one way to be certain here and that is for me to make you my woman
0.1371% bloober!boymodewng
god looking back at it rome and the mongols got away with so much horrific shit just because they're old. Like no one thinks of them as crazy, but like straight up they just did some insane stuff
>>458936>>458938
anon
>>458935
Accidentally killing millions of iranians because you don't understand farming is kinda based ngl
>>458940>>458946
0.1372% bloober!boymodewng
>>458938
well the thing is is i don't think it was an accident
>>458944
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ehe
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didnt know that gif was tagged ty :'>
::bwa
anon
>>458940
there was a group of Mongols that were like "VGH RETVRN TO STEPPE" and refused to stop putting their animals to pasture on farmland, meanwhile the rest of the mongols are like BRO WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT TO BE RICH AND NOT LIVE IN YURTS
0.1373% bloober!boymodewng
you gotta respect the straightforwardness of rome tho, no bs explanations just "i wanna invade and steal your stuff and kill AND enslave your people"
>>458947
anon
>>458938
#reply how did mongols do this

lol true they just showed up on horseback with zero ag knowledge and turned fertile lands into dust. "ah yes let's burn all the irrigation systems worked" - legendary vibes. how did mongols do this
anon
>>458945
I liked how they said u can have ur gods but you have to have Roman gods too the USA should make everyone pray to George Washington besides whatever in all their churches that would be kino if also probably retarded
0.1374% bloober!boymodewng
it is crazy how long it took for rome to finally evolve into a dictatorship like those rules were like so obviously easily abused and it took hundreds of years for some guy to be like "yeah i could just like... not give up power"
>>458950>>458951
anon
.play if you see me out in quohog
anon
>>458948
I think with how power was they couldn’t actually do that earlier they would have just been killed but idk
>>458952
0.1375% bloober!boymodewng
>>458951
i mean ceasar basically just showed up was like "hey i brought my army into the middle of the city so like if you try to oppose me i'll just have them kill you lol" and then declared himself emperor and there wasn't really anything anyone could do to stop him (until they just poked him a few times)
>>458953
anon
>>458952
everybody was doing that by that point, just not with big ass armies
>>458957
anon
pok pok
anon
tru I think w the gangs in rome
anon
It all comes back to the Cursus Honorum... vgh we needed to force everyone to spend years as a quaestor
0.1376% bloober!boymodewng
>>458953
no wasn't it a whole rule where you're specifically not allowed to cross the rubicon with weapons/soldiers
>>458959
anon
>>458925
hmmm eagles… standards… things being named after n styled after Rome… 3rd reich 1st being rome
>>458960>>458964
0.1377% bloober!boymodewng
>>458958
yeah well they were lame and cringe
anon
>>458923
I caved and started negotiations w twinkanon’s cousin to order you but he said he’d sell me twinkanon for cheap sorry bloob
anon
I’ll make twinkanon expand my basement and varnish another cell for you one day
anon
in my house we will only eat varnish and also apply it to our skins
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>>458958
ohhh i read about it more, the holy roman empire was cringe, no one likes a sequal
>>458967>>458966
anon
I'm just going to sexually harass you the whole time
anon
>>458964
sadge- I know it gets shit but didn’t they actually have an economy and ppl had lives and not too many huge die offs?
>>458976
0.1379% bloober!boymodewng
>>458966
RIGHT
anon
The Holy Roman Empire was beautiful, you are a hater.
0.1380% bloober!boymodewng
they should''ve been roman or not have done it at all
>>458972
0.1381% bloober!boymodewng
IMO
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>>458972
who cares about the Pope
0.1383% bloober!boymodewng
Pagan gods are way cooler
anon
The Bishop of Roman crowing the Emperor of Rome
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>>458967
the die offs are the fun part of medieval europe not having die offs is boring
anon
waaah. i wanna kiss the peasants tho can’t do that if they’re starving/getting stabbed
anon
ik eb hus
anon
:3
anon
wasn’t that Poggers when Martin Luther said that straight up to the pope?
anon
luv you Jan Hus frfr
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we should also abolish the pope
anon
The Pope is American
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ok and?
anon
I don’t think the pope can be American he’s supposed to be Italian/iranian (thank you autocorrect good idea he can be that too)
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>>458987
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY ANCESTORS WERE MERCHANTS (ONE STEP ABOVE) AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH IM GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY WERE ALSO OPPRESSED AND MAKE FUN OF YOU CUZ U WERE A THE BOTTOM
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o-o
anon
My Ancestors were admiralty!
>>458994
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>>458993
ou fun
anon
They sold.... erm... uh... never mind
0.1390% bloober!boymodewng
well that's uncomfortable
0.1391% bloober!boymodewng
mine just sold like wood and stuff
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apparently like a saw mill or something too
anon
bazed ppl need planks
anon
>>458998
Hanseatic league bitch, we got wood on wood on wood
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>>458998
no that's why they left france im pretty sure
anon
mine left France 2
anon
one of my ancestors fought in the English civil war n they didn’t pay him, so his side rebeled til an army came n surrounded them, so they had a kid draw straws for who would get executed, and the kid drew the short one for him and said ‘did I do a good job mister?’ and he said ‘yes you’ve done a very good job’ good guy
>>459008>>459016
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mine left ukraine and germany to flee
>>459006
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>>459005
yeah that makes sense
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honestly if ukraine wasn't in so many wars it seems like a very nice place to live
anon
>>459004
one of my ancestors fought the British under Napoleon and lost his legs while commanding a ship which is so fvcking based
>>459027
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its ver nice
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except that its in the space that its tactically useful so so many places want control of it or to exploit its people
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family left cus of famines imposed onto the country
>>459018
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(and the claiming of all the crop)
0.1396% bloober!boymodewng
thank god my family basically avoided all wars somehow
>>459038>>459017
0.1397% bloober!boymodewng
just "nah we're good"
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>>459013
like i tried to look for a single one and literally there's no record of any of them ever fighting in any war
>>459019
anon
>>459011
that’s fugged I’m rly glad you got out. one of my ancestors only just got out of Poland, but that’s weird bc also part of that side of the family fought in wwii one as a tail gunner one as a liaison/translator w soviets n one as a baker/cook so idk the timeline
anon
>>459017
my ancestors like boats... so they were just on boats alot. even in world war 2 they were boated the fuck out. Basically the boat lords
>>459029
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icic yea
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haiiii c:
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>>459021
Hello.
nona
im camming lol ive made like 50c
>>459043
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:v
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i made 30 usd from some guy buying my cosplay lewds
>>459040
anon
>>459029
now I am on boats, and if we end up in war, I will be on boats in war
>>459037
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was pre onlyfans being big i think tho
anon
Basically the boats need to be sailed
anon
and we will sail them
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ima open ripcord
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>>459030
im just a simple blue collar working class person
anon
>>459013
part of mine were poor but still avoided fighting in the civil war lol idk how pride ful that is tho
>>459042
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simple as
anon
>>459028
I have sex with rich people and they buy me things from time to time
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i shouldve tried to get more monies during my hookup time . .
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>>459038
its based frick fighting in medieval wars especially. It was always over something incredibly dujmb
>>459045
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i mainly was err idk
got some droogs sigh
anon
>>459042
are you telling me fighting for lord thistledicks divine right over the five square meters of land to the east is not worth fighting for??????? BITCH
>>459049
anon
>>459035
bwawa I hope u feel ok <3 <3 I’m getting off here soon myself
>>459047
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awe mhm take care when chu do
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>>459045
honestly listen, you can call me crazy, I would fight for rome, but the medevial wars were always over like "muuuh this man called me dumb and small dicked so I must invade!" like if i'm gonna expand at least you get something kinda cool out of it yuno? national pride or whatever but what the heck do you get out of wars like that
>>459057
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am just nervous i wanna talk w peeps but i get so
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my OCD or smth im trying to fix it but aaa
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-w- wrong pic but yk
<3
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espeically the british civil wars those were really dumb
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>>459050
would check out . .
but wish u wells w it
anon
>>459049
You get to hang out with some friends, you get to see the world, you get valuable life skills.
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maybe i should start again w privacy n do it to earn again
anon
ily saeks
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