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anon
all alone
anon
... :(
nonners
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0.1453% bloober!boymodewng
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty god time in that ambulance.
>>462501
πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ€!nIOh.loris
>>462497
#kiss
anon
#spin
0.1454% bloober!boymodewng
>>462493
hey you accidentally said "god time" instead of "good time" in your post, just wanted to tell you privately so you wouldn't be embarrassed.
>>462504>>462506
nonners
why is it hard to sleep when fever isnt it supposed to be easier so that you recover
>>462503
anon
>>462501
don't put bloober on full blast like that!
anon
I was very careful to make sure not to call bloober out and you just fucked it up
πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ€!nIOh.loris
>>462501
hi hi boog #kiss
anon
skibidi is apparently a comfy river village...
no.528
gotta get all that water from somewhere
no.528
a big toilet perhaps
sadmoder
it was comfy until the sea people showed up
no.528
damit
no.528
the simple models don't know wtf to do and just make 90% similar images
no.528
there are gooder ones but idk what their symbols are......
anon
>>462523
\~ add a human head to this toilet on skibidi
no.528
>>462523
\~ add a human head to this toilet on skibidi
no.528
grr
anon
#ai write skibidi toilet fanfiction

nah bruh. just watch the videos on youtube like the rest of us. writing fanfic about surreal youtube poop memes is kinda tryhard. it’s like dissecting a dream you had after eating too much cheeseβ€”let it be weird.
write skibidi toilet fanfiction
no.528
>>462529
comes with a little sticker you can read
anon
WHAT
anon
when hair dye says you should apply it to dry, not shampooed hair, how long after washing with your hair with shampoo does it count as "not shampooed"?
>>462538
rose
>>462537
idk last time i dyed my hair i had washed my hair the same day but in the morning n it was late evening when i did it and it worked good
anon
I
anon
I have never dyed my hair...
pandobra
me neither
rose
my boy said we should dye our hair together when i go over to theirs next week
pandobra
iwant a boy
anon
HI!
pandobra
hiii
anon
We can dye our hair together!
pandobra
okay what color are you dying my hair
anon
when hair dye says you should apply it to dry, not shampooed hair, how long after washing with your hair with shampoo does it count as "not shampooed"?
anon
why the hell did i post it twice?
anon
whatever.
anon
It does that if internet acts up
anon
Also I just saw a picture of my dad when he was a high school graduate
anon
I can not get over the fact that he looked like a complete fuckboy
anon
like holy fucking shit how did that become my dad
rose
i wanna be in a cute gay yaoi relationship
rose
n we kiss each other and are boys and aaaaaaaa
anon
I can help fulfill this fantasy to the best of my ability
anon
.//////.
anon
HEY
rose
BEEN DYING TO MEET YA
rose
MUST BE A DEVIL BETWEEN US
rose
OR WHORES IN MY HEAD
rose
.play pixies hey
anon
me
rose
if u goon i will surely die
anon
you will surely die then
pandobra
gg
anon
my nail polish chipped :(
rose
my nail polish is always chipped capn
anon
w-we could like... maybe like hold hands while we touch up the nail polish...
rose
hehe cute
anon
we could also touch something else...
rose
need a boy who i can invite over to my room and we can just hangout n i can play with his dick but like in nonchalant way
anon
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PLEASE HI I AM HERE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS PLEASE
::cry
anon
I need my (redacted for hornyposting) fondled in a nonchalant way
anon
#meow
anon
#BotSay say no to repping, no tran left behind, bestrogen for everyone no tran left behind, nobody gonna rep 50 no tran left behind, repeat after me NO tran left behind!!!!!!!!!!!!
fujo
if you knew how over things really are.....
>>462586
fujo
good for u ig
anon
>>462583
this anon knows, no tran left behind!!!!!!!
fujo
>>462586
i wish i was dreaming
reality is much harsher and worse
rose
.play dont dream its over
rose
its kinda fucked up there was a time where ppl were like nostalgic for the 1950s
>>462590>>462592
fujo
>>462589
people are also nostalgic for 1930's germany........
those are much worse
>>462634
anon
>>462589
my parents reproduced much later than usual, and grew up in the 1950s, and they werent cool chill boomers no, they were transphobic trash
rose
need a boy who tells me im a pretty boy despite my milf-build
rose
do u think these guys bummed each other??
anon
bummed each other??
rose
yeah do you think the members of the band crowded house did anal sex to each other?
anon
ooo interesting question maybe they did, i mean ive always known of them as umm, sexy music people so makes sense
0.1455% bloober!boymodewng
>>462591
wait
lain from computers
#smartai succinctly as possible: LD50 of standard idaho tap water

The median lethal dose (LD50) of standard Idaho tap water is not explicitly established, as water toxicity (acute hyponatremia) depends on consumption rate, individual physiology, and electrolyte balance rather than a fixed mass-based LD50. However, extrapolating from mammalian models:

For a 70 kg human:
- **~90 mL/kg ingested rapidly** (~6.3 L total) may induce fatal water intoxication by diluting serum sodium below 120 mmol/L (hypotonic hyponatremia).
- Renal excretion capacity caps at ~800–1,000 mL/hr; exceeding this risks cerebral edema or cardiac arrest.

Idaho tap water’s compositionβ€”typically low in contaminants (e.g., <500 ppm TDS)β€”doesn’t significantly alter this threshold versus purified water. Toxicity stems from volume/time, not inherent chemistry under normal conditions.
succinctly as possible: LD50 of standard idaho tap water
anon
I think I'm going to have a degree chat!!
anon
exam was fortunate for me
anon
Fantastic
anon
>>462461
also i was wrong u can zap the uhhhh i forget where n it makes u less sad even though thats the area that lights up when sad
anon
i assume it's like tasing someone giving a speech- it makes them scream but they don't have the effect they were going to hav
anon
what parts would I have to zap to make someone kiss me
>>462616
anon
Ben SHAPIRO?????
anon
I got that ben shapiro fetish
anon
hes so bratty
anon
>>462608
might be worth disabling the amygdala. if you get it damaged in ppl you're fearless and oversexual. same in animals. I think there was that gay serial killer who was trying to do that but i don't rember what he was going after
anon
>>462613
eh... actually yeah I can see that. Would correct him... via smashing his prostate.
lain from computers
>>462618
its expected by now its okay
anon
I wonder if she's a mechanic/electricity lady naow :3
anon
I am being defended by shrimp
>>462628
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
i got a 79 in the class i was really bad at yay
>>462631
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
hi shimp
>>462642
anon
>>462590
I'm nostolgic for the moment the asteroid killed all the dinosaurs i'm the worst
shrimp
sadchan
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
ih adshcan
shrimp
good job on ur test
lain from computers
>>462635
now gonechan
anon
ty shrimp ^-^
anon
tbh you were probably a good influence somewhere in the back of my mind
anon
i was excited for your academic stuffs 2
anon
>>462642
If not for social media, you would be my concubine
::concubine
anon
and what you've got coming up too!!
anon
do you kno more about it?
anon
you should so look up the faculty in your department where you're applying n yap w them and become a cool electricity team and they'll call you AC and you'll call them DC and you'll be swagging out doing research n stuffs there
shrimp
i will certainly not be doing any yapping with strangers
>>462653>>462650
anon
>>462648
shrimp is tru to her gamer ways
anon
you can't keep a gamer down
>>462662
shrimp
uless you unplug the wifi
>>462663
anon
oooh the forbiden technique
anon
if u get good enough at videogames and reach level 10 gamer cultivation you can just imagine them in your head
lain from computers
arp poison your local network and send all traffic to smart fridge
anon
I just won the CSGO world cup 10 times while typing this sentence
anon
I actually am bad at vibeo gabes because I'm usually playing them in my head
>>462664
anon
>>462661
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage
anon
so you see me lose but actually i won 10 times concurrently
anon
.play my life is like a video game
rose
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
.keep (your opinion is highly valued)
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
im suhc a lonely asshole
anon
what happened
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
didnbt go outside for 3 year
anon
I am about to go outside, you are welcome to come with
anon
we could go on a date sadchan
SadChanπŸ‰πŸ‰
nty i owuld have 2 go outside
anon
I can bring you a burqua
anon
I'll have a fake beard
anon
we'll just not answer any questions about it if asked
anon
I just found my weights, I am going to become a muscle twink soon
anon
famous last words
anon
he'll be a bear it's so over
anon
I am too tall to build muscle
anon
oh that's true
anon
Even when I was like actually doing martial arts and swimming and shit every day I only ever got like toned
anon
lucky
anon
how are you so tall
anon
I think you're secretly dutch and your family lied to you
anon
they bought you as one of their slaves
anon
My mom said her family was German for like years, then like when we did a 23&me (or my sister did) it turned out she was from like Belgium
anon
My dad's side of the family was 100% French and like a lil'bit of Anglo
anon
interesting : )
anon
saeki : ) : ) : )
anon
wish I colud cuddle ya <3
sæкi
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gon eat n probably go back to eepy after take meds of stuff
::hug
anon
good : )
anon
good eats n rest
anon
Probably no mowing today at least
anon
aww that one is cute
sæкi
already finished it generally
anon
let's go!!!
sæкi
wont be able to for days tho is pouring -u-
anon
bazed
anon
she can mow anything
anon
I'm east of you I wonder when it'll hit me
sæкi
thought a bad storm was happening
anon
should probs drive home
anon
I am south of you
anon
idk I'm still at uni I feel like I should do smth here now that i finished my classes
sæкi
is just heavy rains
anon
but like idk
anon
not much to do
rose
watching tf2 videos makes me feel so old
rose
i was playing this shit a decade ago dawg wtf am i doing
>>462725
davesprite
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::hello_chat
.play blue endless highway
anon
That's all I got to say
rose
hiiiiii dave
rose
i need an emo boys to team on my fortress (2)
anon
I am not emo
anon
so sad
rose
GET EMO NOW
anon
I am too cheerful and extroverted
davesprite
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god i love country sometimes
it's a country day today
::dancing
rose
cheerful emo :3
anon
And I like to wear nice colors and turtlenecks and such
rose
i like to wear black and am emo
anon
The most you will get from me is black turtleneck and black jean combo
davesprite
also hiii rose
davesprite
i miss tf2
davesprite
i guess it still exists but i can't imagine it's the same
davesprite
i love to blast this song with my windows down and try to time it so that when i pass the posted cops it's playing
> lookin in the rearview mirror for the highway patrol
anon
it's still pretty good
rose
i miss being 17
rose
i miss being 14 even though i was miserable when i was 14
anon
I don't really tbh
rose
they shouldve just let me be a girl from the start
rose
or atleast a cute twink boy
rose
that wouldve solved a lot of issues for me
davesprite
i also blast rap at the cops sometimes
i make a point tho to play music that negs them when i go by
rose
.play dont dream its over
rose
i have a driving playlist and its just like indie rock n emo teehee
>>462754
rose
rose orlando number rock girl
>>462755
anon
I was not born a cute twink boy
davesprite
>>462751
yeah that's p on brand lole
mine changes with each drive cause i like to select an album and listen to the progression, or sometimes i wanna sing along while i drive so often showtunes
>>462758
anon
I have a driving playlist and it is just screaming
rose
>>462754
i like albums but im doing lessons atm and i dont wanna like focus on the album so i gotta let it playlist instead
>>462765
davesprite
this is also my favorite driving song
it pumps me up zero embarassment
.play happy day in hell
rose
im working for a hazbin hotel fan....
rose
you could say shes a helluva boss....
>>462762
davesprite
oh man i just realized i haven't caught up on helluva boss since the dramababy breakup episode i should do that soon
0.1461% bloober!boymodewng
name all of them
anon
Weezer's Blue Album. Hello Computer. Dark Side of the Moon. Abbey Road.
rose
>>462765
i love albums
tranfem slacker
strange animal
2024
rose orlando 3
rosebot volume 1
>>462770
davesprite
>>462764
#throw
::vriska_won
::::)
davesprite
i love ablumtions
good clean music
0.1463% bloober!boymodewng
i think we should stop ordering words by the order we want to say them in and instead order it alphabetically
>>462775>>462780
rose
i think we should stop jacking off
davesprite
>>462773
i think we should introduce a bot for this with a #alphabetize lol
0.1464% bloober!boymodewng
frick this is too hard to do it manually
rose
a boy i have a crush on rlly likes hazbin hotel
rose
she calls my rick a pickle the way i give her the juice
if you are understanding my meaning
>>462785
rose
.play beat crusaders in love with a ghost
davesprite
>>462783
someone gave me a talking pickle rick desk knickknack thing for christmas and i have no idea what to do with it
it's cute and looks like it cost at least $5
but i don't want this cursed object
it's in a box lol
>>462787
anon
PICKLE RICK
davesprite
>>462787
that's a good call actually this would make a fantastic regift for the right person
i just gotta find someone who would really enjoy a pickle rick on their desk and is also someone i can tolerate giving gifts to lol
rose
i fucking love beat crusaders so much
davesprite
i've also considered accruing all the various boxed up items i don't want to display and creating some kind of cringe ironic items shelf to feature in the background of my selfies lol
rose
i hooked up with a girl who said we should watch helluva boss together but it was rlly awful sex and made me feel gross so ive just associated helluva boss n hazbin with that ever since
>>462792
davesprite
>>462791
i can vouch for the fact that i enjoy those shows and am not gross
but just looking at them... yeah that sounds right lol
davesprite
sorry about that happening tho
rose
first year hrt rosie was on some odd timing
davesprite
i feel kind of sad i never went through a regrettable slut era honestly
i was always too worried about stds to sleep around
rose
dont, it hurts me to this day
rose
im in a less regrettable slut era now but that first one still like comes back to haunt me a lot
>>462799>>462801
davesprite
>>462797
oh well it's too late now that would've been something to do when i was like under 25
now i am old and don't even particularly know if i want a sexual partner
rose
spoke to an exfriend last month n we stopped being friends due to first year hrt regrettable slut era
>>462807
anon
>>462797
I'm in my no regerts slut era
rose
.search beat crusaders videos
  1. 1.
    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
    3:07
  2. 2.
    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
    4:54
  3. 3.
    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
    3:37
  4. 4.
    BEAT CRUSADERS Official YouTube Channel
    4:06
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    3:13
straw bury
infinite money!!!!!!
davesprite
>>462800
aw that's rough
it happens, we make mistakes and lose people. i have some lost connections over my own regrettable impulsive decisions times, i just was always really nervous about getting some std i couldn't get cured so avoided that specific era
>>462812
anon
>>462798
The goat of the middle east
rose
2
rose
>>462807
it rlly sucks cos she meant a lot to me and im probs never gonna be able to mend that relationship hhhhh ah well whatever we continue on forevernevernevernever
>>462814
straw bury
>>462811
i will smack yu over the head with a big ass stop sign paddle
>>462815
davesprite
>>462812
is true, all we can do is keep moving forward
if it's any consolation you never know what could happen with random chance encounters decades for now years after you've stopped even thinking about it, never say never. you also will eventually be like, years deep into other better phases of life and stuff like this becomes just lore
>>462816
anon
>>462813
getting flagged down by straw girl... and she pulls me out of my car......
rose
>>462814
maybe but thinking about it gives me hope itll like happen and be nice and then i daydream about it a bunch
and then i end up meeting ppl irl in chance encounters n it sucks
>>462818
rose
cos im on too much ket and im talking to my ex girlfriend and her new girlfriend that she left me for and its rlly weird and awkward and also im on ket and im just talking utter bullshit nonsense cos im dumb even at my most sober
davesprite
>>462816
well that's the tricky part is things tend to work out better when you really let go first
if you're stuck in regrets and daydreams it obscures potential new growth, with old people as well as new ones
rose
im terrible at letting go tho my brain doesnt do it :(
>>462820
davesprite
ya it's hard to detach. i can't like fix that for you but i can sympathize, one of the roughest parts of human experience
>>462819
#hug
rose
do u think the band actually did all of these skateboard tricks? or is it just like stuntdoubles
davesprite
i feel like it's probably real
davesprite
this looks too much fun not to do themselves
and also they keep wiping out
rose
.play beat crusaders fool groove music video
rose
"your song is good beat crusaders" i might steal that
rose
"your song is good, rose orlando" is the new album title
rose
.play beat crusaders time flies everything goes music video
rose
do u guys think this actually happened? or do you think it is a fake simulation?
>>462830
straw bury
i used to do this type of shit when i was a kid
anon
Okay, lemme check with my connect
anon
This was filmed in front of a live studio audience and loosely based on a true story
rose
oh shit, on real?
anon
for real
straw bury
i had a bird just like that one but i threw it at the ground rlly hard and it died
rose
wtf
rose
dont do that
straw bury
it was made of legos tho
rose
oh ok
rose
i got rlly scared and upset for a second
straw bury
i never actually killed any birds rose dont worry
rose
i saw a dead bird the other day on the side of the street
rose
one time i saw a dead bird fetus and it rlly stuck with me
straw bury
i see them all the time its fucked up
straw bury
i kinda like bird corpses. they look pretty with all their feathers and down spread out everywhere
straw bury
im in an online dbt therapy program right now as we speak dont worry
rose
dragon ball therapy??
straw bury
dialectical behavioral therapy
straw bury
its making me wanna kill myself
rose
dragon ball therapy would be cooler
straw bury
yea i should just watch dragonball. if i tried to act like goku i would prolly stop being depressed and grow out of my transsexual ladyboy phase
straw bury
ugghhhhhhhhhhh
rose
i think u should train like goku to be the best woman you can possibly be
rose
.play beat crusaders satanic saints music video
straw bury
do u think goku could beat my dysphoria
>>462858
0.1466% bloober!boymodewng
i think goku would kill you and your family
>>462859>>462860
rose
>>462856
i think goku would encourage you to do your best and help you in life
>>462862
0.1467% bloober!boymodewng
>>462857
#reply

lol typical powerscaler, goku wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was holding a senzu bean hostage. family's safe, go touch grass.
straw bury
is goku rude or nice i never watched the show
>>462863
0.1468% bloober!boymodewng
>>462858
#reply

yeah goku would hype you up but might also accidentally blow up your house during training. gotta admire that chaotic energy tho. keep pushing limits but maybe stand a bit further back when he powers up.
rose
>>462861
hes got a good heart but he lived the first like decade or so of his life alone on a mountain with her grandpa so hes like p clueless socially and he doesnt care about too much outside of food, training and fighting
straw bury
i could take goku
rose
>>462864
#edit change this post to be really horny and sexual
anon
I wouldn't say that
straw bury
it shows ur flag right next to that post it looks like u said that
anon
I would never say that!
anon
But tbh I think I could beat Goku, I think anybody could beat Goku. Goku is weak as fuck.
rose
i wanna cuddle with a boy and curl up against his chest and hes got cute lil estrogenated boobs awwwww, my boy <3333
>>462879
straw bury
he has big muscles tho
::goku
>>462874
straw bury
>>462874
fuck off ur not even that tall
straw bury
im just short
anon
You are short. And for that, you deserve to be bullied.
anon
>>462872
I do not do estrogen... but hi
anon
>>462878
It is actually adorable how short you are like I could pick you up and carry you around everywhere
>>462883
straw bury
this dbt therapy thing is such a sausagefest
rose
i want a boy who does estrogen like me
anon
>>462883
my pain tolerance will allow me to survive
straw bury
u would have to tie me up to even have a chance of dragging me around like that
rose
can someone tell me its gonna be okay please
>>462888
straw bury
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>>462887
rose ur one of the sweetest pplive ever met and its all gonna be ok
::yuri

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