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derrick_fan
something something i cant find the graph of people talking online and mentioning the nazis
>>464159
0.1682% bloober!boymodewng
>>464158
derrick we're trying to figure out which country we need to nuke
>>464161
0.1683% bloober!boymodewng
to get anime 2
anon
>>464159
the answer is always the united states of america, followed by israel
>>464163
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Woe, man tits be upon thee
0.1684% bloober!boymodewng
>>464161
no i don't like that one
0.1685% bloober!boymodewng
isreal maybe
>>464167
derrick_fan
OK WHO THE FUCK QUEUED SOME PEAK
derrick_fan
HOLY BASED CAPTAIN BEEFHEART IN CHAT?????????
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464164
Why is it always Israel? There's not way the jews are behind EVERYTHING
>>464169
0.1686% bloober!boymodewng
wait is isreal spelt israel havve i been spelling it wrong this whole time
anon
>>464169
Uhm? sweatie that's antisemitic they can kill as many children as they want because of the holocaust
>>464172>>464173
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464169
Israels has been beefing with its neighbourghs since the Bible times
derrick_fan
>>464170
#editai sweatie to sweetie
0.1688% bloober!boymodewng
>>464170
well i mean if we nuke isreal then we also basically nuke palestine as well and that just solves the conflict
derrick_fan
idk how edit ai works
derrick_fan
OH THERE WE GO
Dakota
socozy
anon
the drums in this song are insane
>>464180
0.1689% bloober!boymodewng
wait maybe we should just have like china or something take posession of jeruselum someone who's like truly neutral to the religion thing and then just make them deal with it
anon
>>464180
I like how hypnotic sounding the guitar tone can get at times
derrick_fan
>>464179
roman empire alt history and also crusader alt history and also american civil war alt history
>>464192>>464190
Dakota
bleh polerticks
0.1690% bloober!boymodewng
>>464179
i also like victorian era alt history
>>464192
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>464181
The only good thing that came out of it is Tsar Tank
0.1691% bloober!boymodewng
ohh and also 1920 alt history like post ww1 and pre ww2
0.1692% bloober!boymodewng
>>464183
civil war alt history isn't interesting imo
derrick_fan
yeah i dont think so either but for some reason people enjoy it, at least from what ive seen
>>464193
0.1693% bloober!boymodewng
>>464191
post civil war history is really interesting a lot of stuff happened in america after the civil war
0.1694% bloober!boymodewng
and also pre the civil war
SadChan🍉🍉
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trench crusade is neat
SadChan🍉🍉
demons n stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Me when I get trench foot
derrick_fan
>>464192
what if axis LOST checkmate liberal
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464198
Anime 2
0.1696% bloober!boymodewng
what would happen if all of the axis just switched sides at the last minute
>>464205
derrick_fan
why are we watching this
straw bury
i cooka da pasta now
0.1697% bloober!boymodewng
>>464202
like they just went "sike we're on your side now actaully ahaha you're so sexc"
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
but like in real life
derrick_fan
im very wary of girls und panzer fans
>>464209
derrick_fan
i thought it was cool when i was a 13-14 year old tank buff.......but people are weird
SadChan🍉🍉
i watched the first season of girld und panzer when it came out i thought it was cute and funny. its just silly high school sports anime with tanks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've been a fan since 2019, this anime is the only reason why I wanted to visit Moscow (because it has tank museum)
derrick_fan
.play people are strange the doors
SadChan🍉🍉
i liked the girl who slept 22 hours a day literally me
0.1698% bloober!boymodewng
ok i'm thinking about it more
0.1699% bloober!boymodewng
i think we should redraw all of the borders and simplify things
derrick_fan
>>464216
idk if its ai, it might be a visualiser. frank zappa songs have it
0.1700% bloober!boymodewng
all of these borders are really annoying to look at now that i'm looking at a map
>>464223
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464221
Perosnally I would divide USA into Washington and Texas, all other states are unneeded
SadChan🍉🍉
>>464224
these look like pictures with skulls opacityd over the face and then they are just using a basic transformer to "animate" it
0.1701% bloober!boymodewng
i was thinking more like france should just take spain portugal, germany, italy, austai, united kingdom, ireland

Rusia takes everything to the east of that
Then we have afghanastian just subsume the middle east
china takes everyttthing in asia except india
and then africa is perfect as it is
anon
I would redraw the American Border to include all that shit North of Maine. Maine is like circumcised American land.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Every country in Europe should either merge into one or merge with Russia
>>464229
SadChan🍉🍉
>>464228
the problem is half of europe is turbo racist turbo homphobic slavs that dont really mesh well with the other half of europe
>>464230
SadChan🍉🍉
>>464230
russia is almost entirely turbo racist turbo homophobic slavs, and all the fags and indigigenous inuit and steppe peopel just have 2 deal with it
>>464235
anon
are we just watching free UFC fights, I don't mind but I am surprised this is what the board is going for
>>464234
anon
>>464233
I'm the only fucking tranny in the world that loves MMA lmao
>>464236
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464232
Literally nobody is opressing minorities in Russia, they overrule actual russians
SadChan🍉🍉
>>464234
my dad was a professional muay thai fighter in the 90s and 00s so i grew up with it
>>464238
0.1702% bloober!boymodewng
#poll should mexico be allowed to exist/yes/no
0.1703% bloober!boymodewng
67% no???
>>464244
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) Is Orthodox Christianity true christinaity/yes/no
SadChan🍉🍉
hes a magatard qanon anti vaxxer though and really shitty as a person
>>464245
anon
>>464239
oh holy shit that is the coolest shit ever wtf
anon
>>464242
Most fighters are right wing nuts LMAO many such cases
SadChan🍉🍉
he tried to open his own gym and no one liked him because hes genuinely a shitty person whos just abusive
0.1704% bloober!boymodewng
#poll (poll must have a prompt and at least two options - example: "question/option 1/option 2") end
0.1705% bloober!boymodewng
.end
SadChan🍉🍉
hes tried to open 3 gyms they all close :S
0.1706% bloober!boymodewng
frick what are the poll commands
>>464251
anon
>>464250
how about you bounce on this pole
SadChan🍉🍉
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) peepee or poopoo / pee pee / poo poo
0.1707% bloober!boymodewng
ok perfect, mexico can exist
0.1708% bloober!boymodewng
so we'll just have mexico take all of south america
0.1709% bloober!boymodewng
except for brasil because they speak portugese there
0.1711% bloober!boymodewng
i've been browsing google maps and I just feel like all of the borders are really annoying and compliated so i want to simplfy it and I was thinking that mexico could either take of all south america or alterntaively become apart of the US
>>464263
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
All Carribean countries should merge into one
>>464265
derrick_fan
>>464258
yeah and what of it, i love mexican history its my culture i love it
>>464268
SadChan🍉🍉
>>464262
there is a kind of carribean micronation assembly but only like 2/3 of them in it
0.1712% bloober!boymodewng
>>464263
that would be silly
SadChan🍉🍉
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) (poll limit reached for this thread) peepee or poopoo / pee pee / poo poo / pee poo / poo pee
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464264
La Chanchla
0.1713% bloober!boymodewng
oh frick
0.1714% bloober!boymodewng
what do we do with the scandenavians
>>464271
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464270
Benis :DDDDD
SadChan🍉🍉
i hate men
derrick_fan
im turning ww off icl
SadChan🍉🍉
i have no problem with beating the shit out of each other, thats cool, why do they have to be all like FLEX MUSCLE ANGER LOOK HOW ANGRY AND RUDE I AM GRRR IM SO MANLY BECAUSE I ACT LIKE AN ANTI SOCIAL RETARD MY PERSONALITY IS BEING AN ANTISOCIAL RETARD
>>464280>>464366
derrick_fan
oh its over
derrick_fan
nvm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play avgn drowning in beer
anon
>>464077
wow HUGE moment for twinkanon
0.1715% bloober!boymodewng
you know what could be kinda fun
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464274
Relatable
derrick_fan
.play us and the rainbow babe rainbow
0.1716% bloober!boymodewng
what if we cut apart the middle east and then floated austrilia in to where the middle east was and the middle e ast to where austrilia is
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You know what? We should nuke Australia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who cares about aussies anyways
anon
I think like 70% or more of the commissars were Jews too I heard?
>>464287
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464285
In USSR? Yes
0.1717% bloober!boymodewng
>>464288
THAT'S SO NOT TRUE UR NAME LITERALLY SAYS DERRICK_FAN I CAN LITERALLY READ IT
>>464293
derrick_fan
(please get the reference please please please)
anon
that shit did not look good, but then it’s funny Stalin did the doctors plot and all freely and they fought with israel
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Big brain time
derrick_fan
>>464289
did not get the reference.......
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna have to take a shower after today
>>464295
0.1719% bloober!boymodewng
or cold
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
A shower in general
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
They turned off hot water but I have a boiler so it's fine
>>464302
0.1720% bloober!boymodewng
so mild?
>>464303
derrick_fan
.play oh tengo suerte
SadChan🍉🍉
#poll (poll limit reached for this thread) peepee or poopoo / pee pee / poo poo / pee poo / poo pee
SadChan🍉🍉
this is an important poll
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464302
Normal stuff in Russia, they do this every summer
0.1722% bloober!boymodewng
still annoying
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
True
derrick_fan
I DONT WANNA FUCKING WATCH THIS WHO THE FUCK KEEPS QUEUEING MMA
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
YES YOU DO
anon
>>464120
I think they were a few days from running out of shells in the invasion of Poland, they sent it and prayed
>>464315
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
MMA BASED
>>464312
anon
>>464311
randalGODS we cant stop winning
derrick_fan
im turning wormwatch off
anon
>>464310
Both nations had complete shitshow militaries in 1939. But I guess when every military is a shitshow, none of them are. German logistics were absolutely at their limits even in '39, so the idea that the Soviets would have just gotten steamrolled by the Germans had they not been part of M-R is ridiculous.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464316
Mexico and Russia friends for life
derrick_fan
oh lmao im british
derrick_fan
im half mexican tho
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
derrick_fan
its 3:53 rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*hypnotises you with my cock* Not anymore
derrick_fan
you cant do that to me
>>464327
derrick_fan
it wont work
anon
>>464144
I would I’m built different
derrick_fan
im too busy listening to jazz fusion
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464323
Lololololololololololol
derrick_fan
surfboard guitar>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>penis
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love waterboarding british refugees
faye
#ksay peanits
faye
>not available in your country
anon
where u at
faye
us lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Autism gives you cool super powers trust me
anon
in spite of all the hardships im glad to be an autistic tranny
anon
holy fug how many languages u speak
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like three or four
anon
english, russian, japanese, [unknown]
>>464351
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
And german
anon
that's cool
anon
I wanna know lots of languages too, I wanna learn russian
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
But all of them have shitty russian accent a la Borat
anon
never watched borat, when I think "russian accent" I think of the mma dagestanis
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think Arnold Schwartznegger kokainum
anon
LMAO that shit is so memorable
anon
did u get to see the tank museum twinkanon? there’s one by my house toooo
>>464358
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Brainrot is a language too and I'm an expert
anon
btw
anon
how the fuck do u remember the kanjis?
anon
that shit is filtering me HARD
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
East
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Easy, I memorise the strokes
>>464359
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
anon
>>464361
alright randy thanks for the tip, I'll keep it in mind
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Japanese people are different breed
>>464400
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Shintaro Kago did the unspeakable, he made experience cultural shock over my own culture
anon
it feels good for them though
faye
.skip (voted to skip this video)
derrick_fan
.skip (voted to skip this video)
derrick_fan
this song is so beautiful
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Tumblr russian rock "fans" when I tell them there are more bands than Kino and King and Jester
>>464377
faye
>>464376
well kino is still good regardless
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Hot koreans in your are
derrick_fan
.play midnight rendezvous casiopea
anon
>>464358
ohhh sorry I meant Randal I just couldn’t help but think of you ><
>>464388
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464380
True fact but I've to 2 of their live shows are I will go to more
anon
>>464360
yeah and like he was surrounded by Jews and just got away with it lmao idk what was going I’m
anon
on
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464387
Vadim Samoylov was so hot when he was young, now he was a weird top knot but his voice is still honey in the ears
>>464435
derrick_fan
not really
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want a biphobic meme
derrick_fan
not too fond of transphobia
>>464428
anon
>>464373
they’re getting amped up over arrrg stroooong maaaan fiiight strooooong
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Venus is le alive??? :0
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Obesitymaxxing
anon
>>464364
so this is Russian culture?
anon
>>464370
that’s horrifying I hope she feels better
anon
i wanna be in the calvary
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're gay
anon
i like horses
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're gay
anon
>>464375
we need this let’s make it happen chat then Randal can be happy
>>464408
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464407
Russian pop already exist, The problem is that is sucks
anon
No but girls likening mid russians
>>464411
anon
kpop sux too that’s no problem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464409
Nah russian pop is tad too "local" to be enjoyed by westeners
anon
i like russian pop
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't think even most trashy white girls would enjoy Egor Krid
anon
>>464388
I tried to ask if you got to go to your tank museum and accidentally asked twink anon instead n got confused
>>464427>>464425
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like the chud looks like a guy at my facuilty who's also a manlet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464418
Well duh, back in pre-Covid times
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My dad took me there
>>464453
anon
i want a chubby femboy (without male pattern baldness sorry)
lain from computers
>>464431
this is true
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464431
Me too (unless they're british)
derrick_fan
>>464433
do not fret, i have incredible hatred in my heart, but only for those that i deem most deserve it
>>464442>>464439
anon
>>464438
no this is just annoying. if you do this you are annoying.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My political stance? Depends on who I'm trolling rn
derrick_fan
>>464437
however sometimes im actually evil
anon
>>464419
my parents did as a kid n I just kinda found it annoying but I like the little bits I’ve seen like that meme
>>464449
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Any sane person hates british
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.skip (video skipped)
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
There we go
anon
>>464446
>cant spell british
over for u anon sorry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Any grindcore fans up?
derrick_fan
yo twinkanon, you up for some grindcore?
>>464464
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ripping a fat one in the microphone and calling it "coldwave:
anon
>>464423
but it’s not super madculine huuh??
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
WHERE"S MY GOVERMENT ISSUES BIPHOBIC MEME BITCH
anon
>>464449
well it was all kind of sneering at people it seemed like and didn’t seem authentic, it was all ‘haha and we’re better than them’ and conflict and made me feel uncomfortable, but I was very young
>>464463
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464461
THEN MAKE ONE YOU USELESS CUNT
>>464465
derrick_fan
>>464460
what fucking roald dahl books were you reading wtf
anon
that main series with the sibblings
derrick_fan
>>464464
yeah grindcore....yeah
anon
I listened to an interview with him and he was a cool hut
anon
guy
anon
smuggled weed into the USA and got his name when he was talking with Christian’s and didn’t want them tracking him down
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464467
Q what? Qanon?
anon
>>464474
inb4 (user was banned for this post)
anon
oh I did like James and the giant peach
>>464500
anon
>>464479
take it easey
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Bond Burgered
anon
>>464481
do me a favour type # debrainworm with no space as a command
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>no jannies to ban me
anon
wow
derrick_fan
>>464491
thats criminal, thats actually so fucking sad
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need a break from internet in general
>>464505
anon
kidding im crying rn
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Don't cry
derrick_fan
the wonderful story of alan sugar is a nice one
anon
do you think I’d get enjoyment from it now? I’ve wanted something nice to read
>>464507
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good thing I don't know how to read
anon
>>464495
me too. im hoping someday soon i will have a chance to go back to what i was doing before which was reading all day. but rn i cant
anon
why do they stop you from eating soap if it smells so good
>>464509
derrick_fan
>>464503
i like them, theyre very silly and whimsical books and you can still gain enjoyment from them as an adult as they are genuinely well written
>>464516>>464518
anon
why smell good if not food
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464506
Idk man I ate toothpaste whe n I was a kid
anon
n u turned out fine so how bad could soap be
>>464511
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464510
>n u turned out fine
You think?
anon
i think using this site probably indicates you did not turn out fine. like i think most users here did not. then again im too old idk if the culture here has changed.
>>464517>>464523>>464514>>464515
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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Should go back to husbandoposting about Randal, politics genuiely upset me
anon
>>464512
I am very aware of my issues at the very least
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>464512
People who use imageboards in general are not "fine". Even if it's Dobrochan
>>464533
anon
>>464507
good :) put them on my list, I like that quite a bit
anon
>>464507
When I was a lil' lad we had to read a bunch of Roald Dahl, I liked his illustrations alot
derrick_fan
thats why im the prophet of derrick
derrick_fan
because im able to preach his message properly
anon
>>464512
oh? how do? I think people are often more sane here than Reddit or some 4chan but not so perfect tbf
>>464529
anon
Did you ever have to read the Phantom Tollbooth?
>>464528
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
image.png
Oh my God he's a coomer nooooooo
derrick_fan
#ksay you all just lost the game
anon
>>464523
if you would wait 10 minutes to post on 4chan or worse sign up with an email or pay then your life is over. but i think reddit people are just average. it's just the average person is like really annoying. sad life.
>>464531>>464540
anon
>>464528
It's very like uh- Roald Dahl mixed with Alice in Wonderland I guess. It's a silly kinda book.
>>464535
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Not gonna mek it
>>464537
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
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>>464534
What for? The captcha is not that worth it
anon
>>464532
well yea thats literally what i mean. like captcha got to 10 mins anyone still there has no life
kate
>looking for Spiral Knights stuff
>the algorithm:
.play five little sigmas
derrick_fan
randal do u like primus
>>464541
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464539
I only know one song by Primus
derrick_fan
did u like it and also what song was it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The one where Georgia
derrick_fan
devil went down to georgia
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ye
anon
>>464540
eating people is the same as eating chicken cmv
derrick_fan
love that song
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464547
It's funny
anon
I’ll sign up for dvyaych then and pay you to be my guide like I’m on a safari randy
>>464555
anon
.skip (voted to skip this video)
kate
>>464551
I was looking up Spiral Knights and it was in the search for some reason
derrick_fan
.play television man extended mix
anon
>>464540
i think that it is because something that is broadly appealing is bland. look at the "top of all time" on any subreddit. it's not the best posts of that category, it's just the posts that the most people could potentially find inoffensive. and so the reddit algorithm is literally just promoting *not the best* but the most mediocre content
>>464561>>464565
anon
>>464555
shh don’t tell the westerners that $$$
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I should make a pizza expect with eggs
anon
wonderful
anon
>>464557
>reddit
i stopped reading after this
anon
when you spend time with average people their milquetoast presence isn't like a negative force on your psyche, bland conversations are whatever. it's just online they take up space and that's annoying
>>464571
anon
wait omg i feel so bad you don’t have to rephrase it i actually did read it i was just meming and it was mean i apologize
>>464570
anon
if sometimes Is for me :<
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464564
It's potato pancakes, basically hashbrowns but slav
anon
>>464567
no i was about to say that anyways don't worry
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>464566
Just say normies
anon
if i am going to use slang i don't like i opt for the maximally upsetting "normoids" instead
>>464574
anon
can we generate porn yet moooooods I’m bored again
anon
I should start a board where I have a murder redroom dark net serial killer for hire
anon
>>464574
well i dont wanna include slurs because i dont talk to people who would keep talking to me afterwards if i did
kate
Well the meat, the mcmuffin as a whole is kinda bland.
anon
I should be able to set my hair on fire in a safe and entertaining way regularly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I hate imitaton crab bro, just be yourself
anon
>>464577
is it meat? i thought that was like potato or like something of this sort
>>464582
derrick_fan
.play i zimbra stop making sense
derrick_fan
.skip (video skipped)

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