>>46438
real

she wanna fuck me cuz im yhugging i say me too

>>46440
nurse x patient rp

>>46441
monkey type no capitalization no actual sentences doesn't count sis

>>46446
xddd

>>46443
yasss

it only counts if you do it on a real typewriter where you have to do the carriage return ding

nurse x pstient rp where i treat you like med school treats me

>>46450
yeah exactly the same

>>46454
nope

>>46457
that would be an understatement

>>46451
#this (/thread)

>>46461
but what if i lesve it to your imsgination

>>46452
basically u get a 50% chance of having a good time

>>46463
should be able to type super fast just mash fingers

>>46467
liar

>>46470
u dont need higher brain function, just be bred daily

>>46465
i could take my academic frustrations out on someone that i can heal later...

>>46471
ew

>>46474
wrong tag sry

>>46476
glad you'll submit like that

damn watching this is crazy

who needs that anonymous photo thingy when #give exists, damn this is a real 4chan replacement

>>46479
i can see that from a mile away

chat is very down bad tonight

pls love marie ok

>>46479
yeah its super obvious

>>46483
very

>>46483
my apologies

>>46488
TRVTHNVKE

>>46487
its ok uve done nothing wrong

>>46488 dont apologize be better

>>46491
i'm too pretty

hi

i would make a good dom were i not 5'3

>>46498
im drunk please :(

>>46497
you still can be

mentality and attitude is more important than physique

i know, i was just bluffing

>>46507
i already have you

>>46506
how does a keyboard dox u

>>46512
imagine getting keyboard doxxed

show it!

>>46516
#give

>>46515
better be double shot abs

>>46516
#give

oh hi again recima

wonder when my bed of lies will finally swallow me up and end my miserable existence

i hate keyboards wish there was a better way...

>>46525
very cute

fell asleep eugh...

>>46525 i love your keyboard boymoder

>>46528
text to speech

er speech to text

>>46532
i hate talking

>>46534
same bestie

>>46535
the truth is that everytime you sleep you actually fucking die and a new "you" wakes up in your place

>>46540
see this is why thinking is bad for you, you say stupid stuff

>>46540
its the same body

>>46525
still obsessed that u think ur gonna be doxxed haha nice keycaps tho

>>46547
yay

>>46547
the desire to escape from responsibility and have all of one's needs fulfilled

thats a mood

i pity people afraid of responsibility and thoughts

>>46555
#h8ball (NO)

>>46558
my brain burns at 1000 degrees fahrenheit. ill die at the ripe old age of 30 from an aneurysm

TESSA VIOLET WTH

i was bumping this shit when i was 8

i feel so sorry for all people forced to think, wish i could tske csre of y'all and do all the work while you have fun

great song

18

>>46565
i think i got it from u haha

what the fuck is dan herschel really

>>46571
a cryptid

>>46572
prove it

>>46570
????????? sorry pardon ??????

>>46578
i used to post as anon on brainworm

hmmmm

>>46573
john is actually the best

>>46577
lets read homestuck together

i should read homestuck again

>>46584
hivory

hiya shrimp :3

im reci ignore etonh yrip

>>46591
yeah and?

leys go to lappertop

>>46590
you're invited to my pethouse

digital footprint of this guy is crazy

>>46598
hon hon failpass hon

i love my son i love the mother lol this man needs therapy

i cant tell if he's actually smart

>>46597
who

>>46605
this guy on the video dan herschel

>>46609
oh yeah hes everywhere

>>46606
lol

>>46595
what the fuck is he on about?

>>46618
women stealing men's bone marrow through their semen and giving them arthritis

>>46618
this is what happens without hrt

>>46618
lmao

voice? >>46623

>>46623
in settings > extra there is show mic button

HAPPY NEW YEARS

poor guy i hope he finds a way

i really need hrt soon...

>>46623
settings cog in the top right, go to extra and show mic

it barely even started mans

>>46637
if you hate it i love it

>>46641
how does it feel being ancient you fucking old bag of bones

>>46639
tempting...

>>46647
im 35

recima are you drunk

>>46650
fossil you should be put in a museum

>>46652
i will upload myself to internet archive soon dont u worry ;)

These mexicans are blowing up shit near my house

.play [YouTube]

>>46658
do not slander my people, scum

aight i gotta turn this video off i need to listen to some music

>>46648
i love being pointlessly contraria

>>46653
yes you got me all tempted here

there is no mic button I'm going to LOSE it

contrarian

.skip

this guy is not making any sense lol

>>46660
I lived around your people my entire life, they need to stop pulling their mini 9/11 on holidays

>>46670
im okay

>>46671
ew stop talking

>>46674
hi how r u

hey chat

jesus christ 12 mins of this shit

>>46665
i think its only on mobile

or you need to enable your mic in the browser ig

>>46683
where

everyone says im gay but its NOT TRUE

boots boots boots moving up and down again

>>46684
ah

>>46665
click the cog wheel, click extra, click show mic button

mod wtf you cant skip dan

thanks mod anon

>>46688
but youre in the gay thread

im not gay i just want to treated like a woman

>>46696
nuh uh

>>46694
this is me

barack obama is lowkey mad fucking sexy

happy new year west coast yaay

Jerk off for new years type shit

>>46744
hey hmu if u wanna do a sui pact together

im a snoozer wake me up...

what time is it right now on northern new england

>>46713
baja california in shambles rn

>>46715
#time northern new england (cannot compute)

barack obama can get it

#time California (12:05:07 a.m. pacific standard time, wednesday, january 1, 2025)

#time new england (1:04:37 a.m. mountain standard time, wednesday, january 1, 2025)

we have a time command????

>>46720
yes, nobody cares about them

#time vermont (3:04:57 a.m. eastern standard time, wednesday, january 1, 2025)

#time baker island (9:05:10 p.m. phoenix island time, wednesday, january 1, 2025)

>>46728
so sorry, i had the displeasure of learning about it in my childhood

would obama make a cute tgirl?

>>46730
time for you to enter the retirement home old lady

gay obama be like let me be queer

i like this song

>>46736
fire

god think about his cute little obama hands tied up all neat and tidy.....

>>46740
imagine being older than me

can we skip wonderwall pls

as a guitarist this song is dogshit

tying people in knots in pretty patterns is surprisingly complex

.skip

www.iwannakissobama.com

can we skip

>>46757
i'll practice them all with you

.skip

.play the hellp rrlynice

aint noone >>46763 listening to this

>>46762
classic

>>46762
is the log and watermelon your alarm clock?

>>46770
yes

>>46771
nice

it also tells me when my garloids are ready

god obama would make such a cute transsexual

>>46762
jealous

>>46776
what the fuck is his problem?

>>46769
how'd you like to be tied up, i wonder...

>>46777
gay

i love altchans

>>46782
me too

who would be a better bottom: joe or barack

time for me to go, this board is cool

bottomwall

happy new year everyone

>>46790
WHAT

>>46786
hi krissu

barack got dat #hammer

What game should I play for new years?

fortnite

>>46801
beyonce had a better one imo

>>46801
look at these dumb little animals there is no thought in those heads

snoozed...

>>46787
hope you visit again seeya anon

god really though barack just gets me going

>>46801
the chain reaction

this is the same one as the "interview with an emacs user" isnt it

is blanchardism alowed here?

>>46809
yeah

this guy is so sexy