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anon
np
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lol
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<3
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i luv seeing ppl w j dilla stuff on
anon
meee
i like sad things
hi schrimp
i like sad things
hi
shrimp
hi
i like sad things
hi
shrimp
hi
i like sad things
#ksay schrimp
anon
hi
shrimp
#ksay sad things
i like sad things
who dmd me if i like men
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lol
anon
do u
anon
wasnt me btw
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Take a guess
shrimp
i bet it was the twink
anon
WAIT WAIT WAIT I am being framed right now
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-.-
shrimp
i wasnt framing you just betting
i like sad things
>>468265
I'm there right now I'm being doxxed
i like sad things
i guess i like men but I'm kind of on the ace spectrum soo I'm planning on dieing alone
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i hab one of the samplers on the underside of his hat
::sip
anon
>>468268
\Turn the clones into catgirls
i like sad things
I've had 2 cis lesbians try to date me but j said no after trying because i hated my body too much
>>468276>>468278
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Good job rainbow boy, keep answering my questions
i like sad things
ive had 2 cis men try since transitoning
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468274
I tried to date a girl once, she broke my heart
i like sad things
i think one of them knew i was trans and was a secret chaser
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're trans?
>>468282
i like sad things
i went on taimi and put interested in men and get like 9999999999 horny Arabic dads messaging me
>>468285>>468287
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468282
Don't kinkshame pl
i like sad things
i haven't tried like an actual dating website maybe one day
>>468290
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i had max dm number on grindr. . .
i like sad things
i live in nyc so there are lots of opportunities
anon
>>468286
are you like steno typing or seomthing why do ur words appear all at once
>>468293
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm too scared to message people
>>468295
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too many chasers msging me weird weird things
anon
i see
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was too aa to remake disc until last week
shrimp
i should reinstall grindr
anon
i installed grinder and immediately received multiple dick pics and it was scary and i immediately deleted it
>>468301>>468302>>468304
i like sad things
i feel like grindr would be gay guys who just want to fuck and i want like... a relationship and romance and stuff
>>468305
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No Grindr in Russia lol
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i had 999+ msg sign thing it was abt all 90% weird shit
shrimp
>>468299
ya grindr is just sex its a deplorable place
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The fact that there are people who are ACTUALLY horny always baffled me
>>468308
i like sad things
imagine not hating your body so much the idea of sex makes your suicidal
>>468312
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468308
You're 6'5 ofc you are
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468307
My libido has always been dead
i like sad things
sometimes going on hrt fixes people's broken libido
>>468317
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and prog
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468314
Uh no I'm not planning to transition no thanks
>>468318
i like sad things
>>468317
nooo I'm not saying that sorry. i was just thinking of this femboy to trans i was talking to on 4chan a few days ago
>>468323
anon
>>468319
wait wait wait wait hold on
shrimp
how old is old enough to smoke weed
>>468325
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468318
Oh I see, carry on then
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how old r u anon
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ah
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i mean u can also go to smoke shops where they have
i like sad things
i won't date anyone under 25
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Waoe
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like d8 and such
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is cheaper too if u have one that u trust
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The only people willing to talk to me are usually older than me by decades, my peers see me as a weirdo
>>468337>>468342
anon
I think in Louisiana the min age for D8 is actually 19
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.skip (video skipped)
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i mean like
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my smoke shop does not gaf
i like sad things
i like the Beatles
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apparently the guy at it gave my mom a hug today
anon
>>468333
a while back i would only speak to people who were older than me but now the age gap has sorta leveled out more
i like sad things
>>468341
having sex at 20 with someone who is 40 is kind of creepy to m. ik a lot of people feel that is normal though
>>468345>>468346>>468347
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they also give my mom weed even though neither of us rly smoke it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468343
I'm not having sex with anyone, my interests are just too advanced for people my age
>>468349
anon
>>468343
I am inclined to agree, I've done that before and it's kinda just awkward
>>468367
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i had awful first time w uh
i like sad things
>>468345
oh yeaa i kind of relate to that. all my friends in high school were college kids...
>>468354
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i turned 18, met a guy on grindr who was a local high school teacher and
anon
oh nooo
shrimp
oh dear
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i think he was married w kids
anon
like thats especially creepy cuz thats probably the age some of his students are
i like sad things
>>468354
no, just going out with like 20 yos when i was 16
>>468359
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he gave me weed for the first time (i felt nothing) and hydros
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that guy was gross
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plus shouldnt be hitting up 18 yos as a high school teacher
>>468365
shrimp
sounds like a predator
i like sad things
I played games and did nerdy stuff. but even then i went to like raves that was mostly early 20s in my teens. i was homeless at 16 though so i kind of had 2 grow up early
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yea
anon
Sounds like is an understatement
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i was also being kinda groomed at the time still n self hating incredibly so i was not in a place to rly trust self choice
anon
>>468346
its cute as a hypothetical but i wouldnt ever wanna actually do this
>>468370
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think the only time people have been interested in me is this board lol
anon
>>468367
Good! You should chill with peeps closer to your age
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i got asked out by a girl when i was like 12 at church
i like sad things
i like early beatles
anon
When I was in high school I was the most clueless dumbass oh my god the amount of times I was flirted with and didn't realize
>>468378>>468382>>468383
i like sad things
.play Beatles help
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna say something controversal
i like sad things
.play Beatles elenor rigby
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yea
i like sad things
.play Beatles hard days night
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Say what you want to say about John Lennon but if Yoko Ono was my wife I would beat her too
>>468385
shrimp
>>468374
i feel you on this so hard
anon
>>468374
lol im pretty sure this didnt happen to me because i only really talked to people in high school in grade 9 and 10 and im pretty sure i would recall it
>>468388
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dont make me play the lindsay ellis yoko vid
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Umbrella :D
shrimp
why my game launch in 480p
>>468389
anon
>>468383
I think as you get a little older and more experienced, you'll realize this happened to you too
>>468392
anon
>>468388
okay actually thinking back there was the one girl who said every time she saw me she instantly became very happy and we would talk about wuxia novels but im sure that was just a coincidence
>>468402>>468400
shrimp
>>468389
oh thanks for letting me know the reason i dont mind i just didnt understand why
>>468398
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468394
Blooooob
0.1785% bloober!boymodewng
>>468393
yeah if you want above 480p you will have to be my friend
>>468403
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play beatles video game intro
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i might make fried rice
shrimp
>>468398
but i am your friend idiot
0.1786% bloober!boymodewng
ok you can have 1080p now
shrimp
no i need 1440p
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Why does Ringo look like that
shrimp
which one is ringo
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Idk lol
shrimp
lol
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The one with umbrella
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468413
Me too but Ringo is different
shrimp
like specifically british people from the 1900s
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oki i might go make noms
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It would be eaier if they all didn't wear the same fuckass haircut
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brb
anon
name one cute brit other than derick fan
>>468426
shrimp
i knew a cute brit that used to post here but she doesnt post here anymore...
anon
>>468429
idk, I think she goes by she because she never corrects me. And yeah
anon
>>468430
He looks like if you threw Arnold into one of those machines you use to dry fruit
>>468436
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ozzy Osbourne (post The Osbournes free from horse tranquilizers) looks good too
>>468435
anon
.play dirty old town by the pogues
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468432
He's like 97 rn
anon
Mick Jagger is insane
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mom is already making pasta so gon be free to not have to cook till laters
::eepy
>>468440
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Peter Steele is handsome but he's a pole
anon
do you like seafood or because you live in the midwest you don't get good seafood
>>468448
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i do but cant eat crustaceans
anon
i like pesto on my pasta. i also like salmon. not on my pasta just in general.
>>468453
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can get gud seafood here but is harder
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468443
I eat carps alive
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salmon is real nicu
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Salmon is for pleasure
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but am allergic to shrimp, lobster, crabs n stuff :<
>>468455
anon
i can cook salmon :)
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will get puffy n throw up bwa
anon
i like rose sauce on my pasta
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also peanuts n peas
anon
omg penne with rose sauce and good parmesan goes so hard. might be the perfect meal !!
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awe
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ye
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Miss Ronnie James Dio everyday
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would make peeps gud noms
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u peeps make me wan get n learn too cook salmon tho is expensive i think
>>468471
anon
it's really easy
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ye ik
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i just dunno the steps atm
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play amberlynn reid salmon
anon
1. get the pan real hot
2. fry for like 4 mins on one side
3. switch to med high heat
4. cook for 2 mins on other side
5. make sure u added enough salt and pepper. salmon isnt good if theres no salt
6. lemon goes really well if u did it right
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ye ikkk
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-3-
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>switch to med high
>sniff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SNIFFFFFFFFF
anon
::sniff boysmell
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Being a fan of a 60's band is insane because half of the band are dead
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twinkanon thinking abt optics? never
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hehe
anon
>>468481
it's okay, you can cultivate it again and then lemme sniff
>>468493
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need to smoke weed
>>468491
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would gib
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need to get my own vape already because I can't puff my parents' vapes all life
anon
>>468486
I am about to eat an edible
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i hab blunts somewhere
anon
this song always makes me cry
>>468499
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.play tears for fears change
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I've gotten addicted to vaping recently
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hab some songs that do that to meh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
OH MY FUCKING GOD HIS TEETH WTFFFFFFFF
>>468504
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; v;
anon
>>468502
first time meeting a brit?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No fucking wonder british english doesn't sound real, imagine trying to speak with teeth like this
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i dont think my teeth are that messed up thankfully
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but have hereditary issues ;-;
anon
I never got my wisdom teeth pulled
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aa recommend doing mb
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My wisdoms sprouted but I didn't get them pulled out
>>468517
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im gonna have to pay so much and its
anon
ohhhhhh too much tea im feeling sick now
>>468515
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crying
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awww
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take care u need
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468517
Mine did, I thought my gums are rotting ;(
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the issue is they can cause issues down the line
>>468520
anon
>>468519
yeah, I plan on getting them pulled
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STOP FOCUSING ON HIS TEETH FFS
anon
>>468517
the dentist said "ur wisdom teeth are so small its cute" and this hit me like a truck
>>468529
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and i have to get a lot
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done
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im so stressed abt it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
She's dressed like Yuru Yuri character
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cutie
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my new dentist spent the first appt last friday teasing me for 3 hrs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play sex pistols anarchy
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i wanted to cry when i left
anon
>>468529
was pretty funny i said "thank you" and was embarrassed
anon
I am good about flossing and brushing and all that, so I hope they don't tease me
>>468546
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.play the clash white riot live
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jesus fuck man do something with your chompers
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i have bad issues cus of hereditary stuffs n was just
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he told me i should find my old dentists address and shoot her
anon
guys we just heard this we dont need the outro
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like the song is good and all but his teeth aaaaa
>>468542
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and started teasing me abt not dating someone rn and asking questions like that
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Alright, salmon receipe time
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>me when (c)ptsd makes relationships hard and person i have to see for health starts teasing abt relationships over n over
anon
>>468534
this is making me imagine a person with a degradation kink not brushing their teeth to have the dentist scold them
>>468547
anon
the reason the british are weird is because of the childhood trauma of being made fun of by dentists
>>468553>>468554
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468548
Love me a good mash
anon
surely she removes the innards of the shrimp. like the black sand tasting stuff.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468549
Childhood trauma of living in England
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play happiest birmingham man
rose
.play car seat headrest unforgiving girl
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
My teeth are mostly ridden with cavities but also I have crooked teeths on lower jaw oops
anon
>>468554
did u see the pogues singer earlier or did u just get here
rose
>>468561
this isnt true btw i went to go make a cup of tea and then paced up and down my kitchen and listened to music for a bit
>>468569
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silly
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468562
Good for you
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i remembered i had some coffee here
anon
>>468563
disappointing, but there is still time!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Aloomiinum
anon
All ooo mini um
fujo
COFOFOFFOFOFOFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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was queued cus i said i wanted some again :<
anon
>salt, garlic salt, onion powder
oh dear...
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i need to get into doing meal prep
fujo
*ssssssssssip*
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468580
You become red and develop a humpback
rose
id eat all that salmon i wont lie i love salmon
rose
sometimes i used to get a whole side of salmon n mmnnnnnnnn i love salmon yay
>>468589
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hehe
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salmon gang
anon
salmon in oven is alright but i like to pan sear my salmon
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yea
anon
>>468584
what if instead of salmon it was a tall twink with dark hair
>>468604
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brb gon carry down laundry
rose
afraid to touch the salmon, pussy
>>468593
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I touch garbage with my bare hands, Amber is just a coward
rose
has she never seen a salmon before?? why wouldnt it have skin on it??
anon
most american have not
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468593
Pretty sure you need to get bitten for that to happen
rose
the skins the best part btw i love it when its all crispy n mnnnn
>>468598
anon
i >>468597 ME TOO and people say im weird and theyre so wrong its oso oooo good
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Neighbours' dog is barking again T_T
fujo
do baristas dream of roasted coffee....?
rose
i assume this is the average american cooking experience btw
anon
gently pat it in??????????? wtf ?????? PAM ON TOP????? what the fuck learn DDRYRYRYYRYY???????? yo im not eating at her place ever holy shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Americans don't cook, they just get takeout
>>468605
anon
>>468589
I wish there were more people who were 6'6 with pitch black hair, it makes me feel more aligned with powerful people... cuz... I have dark hair but I'm... Short...
>>468611
rose
wtf???
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468605
Armenian?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Based, armenians and russians are brothers
>>468612
0.1788% bloober!boymodewng
>>468610
i was lying but i wouild like to be your broither still
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>468614
Twinknon's relative
anon
how tlal are you twinkanon
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's 6'5
anon
6'5
anon
need
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm a manlet
rose
>>468613
it was rlly simple just chicken with onion n garlic n a spicy pot thingie in it with tomato sauce n fuseli idk how to spell it
>>468630
anon
saeki is so nyce and so gud
>>468630
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
980 year old gnoomer
anon
"buttery" im.....
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Who actually does this, like sprays with cooking spray
anon
this video is triggering me
rose
americans are so weird i dont like this video
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