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dawn
.play apples un stereo shine a light
anon
to be fair i had my hair up and the apron was accentuating my figure because i was cooking.
>>473481
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473475
Nah, not funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He/them tiddies is the comedy gold
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
i'd could be somebody's wife and bake them cookies and cook them meals but unfortunately i'm a filthy tranny and i do not deserve love
>>473485>>473486
anon
>>473482
False, if I were in Chile, I would make you my woman
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473484
You wear clothes? Weak, real men don't wear any
>>473511
anon
>be me
>meet boy
>he is nice to me
>develop crush
>be nice to him
>hes weirdes out
>remember im ugly
>vow never to meet boy again
>drink to forget
>forget
>be me
>meet boy
anon
>>473488
I would keep you warm with my body
anon
hmm seems like youve got it all figured out. that would work
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play deus ex dc club theme
anon
I want to carry a boymoder on my shoulder so bad
>>473500
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473497
Hi Fujo
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473496
ur a twink i don't think ur physically capable to do that
>>473503
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I like tall people
>>473508
anon
i weigh 145 lbs (65kg for all the normal ppl)
>>473504
anon
>>473502
Yeah I could do that on my shoulders
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Being on hormones made my bo smell funny, I liked it
anon
>try to meet boy online instead
>flirt and he likes me
>send pics
>he thinks theyre cute
>send less anglefagged pics bc i think im safe
>im never safe, uglyness rears its ugly head
>ghosted
>>473514>>473513
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473508
I can make Randal tall in my mind, problem solved
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
imagen.png
i was watching a video and this was on the screen and i think i wanna cut my hair now helppp
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473511
"Strong women don't need underwear" as the proverb goes
anon
>>473507
gonna happen to me. actually this didnt happen to me but i got paranoid that it did and i broke up with someone because i was seld conscious
>>473517
anon
>>473507
it's because you are meeting complete asshats, there are good guys out there that will treat you right, it's hard to find them but you deserve a good man
>>473515
anon
>>473514
there is like 4 of them in the whole universe and 1010e938181819 carbon copies of me all vying for their attention
>>473525
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Anybody here watched Heathers? My online friend loves Heathers
anon
>>473513
this is pretty people behavior u will never know the suffering of a true uglycell trancell
>>473522
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
mom said my lil bro really likes my cookies so i'm saving the biggest one for him cus he's awesome
>>473521>>473524>>473520
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay glayglay
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473524
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Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Не брат ты мне
anon
>>473531
Okay yeah I make them all the time, they are the fucking best ever
anon
>>473525
you, that one chaser i met on tttt who already had a wife, hunter biden, and the mystery 4th option
my luckyness trait just isnt high enough
>>473535>>473551
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473533
He had Hunter Biden? Like as his bitch or?
>>473539
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473534
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
0.2015% bloober!boymodewng
>>473537
#kiss
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473537
#hug
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473541
Acoording to my research, DID
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
>>473542
beautiful princess disorder
faye
#quie
faye
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
the more you do that the longest that's gonna take to finish
anon
>>473542
im the least attractive mental illness
faye
#shush
faye
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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faye
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
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faye
#quiet
nadie (desktop edition)!wqLZLRuzPQ
#ksay your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay. your success is inevitable. praise glayglay.
faye
#quiet
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
the fuck are you doing
anon
nadie shut the fuck off for a sec
anon
nadie is doing based things basedly
0.2016% bloober!boymodewng
>>473561
#kiss
fp
love that video
anon
>>473556
Do I have to run a betting pool on this? I know you will find a real hunk that will make you feel the way you should
>>473574
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play angelic kitty miracle chan
anon
i like pretty paintings
anon
i like pretty stuff.
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
SOY
anon
>>473569
idk ive broken down the math a lot of times. im trani so thats like 5% of the population who will date me, im severly autistic so thats 5% of that 5%, im really tall so will make ppl insecure thats another like 10%, im broke and an idiot so they have to be okay with that, etc etc
>>473575
anon
>>473574
You're cohort is more likely than 5%, severe autism is aight, I like tall girls, tall girls are sexy, and I suspect you are still in a stage of your life where being broke and an idiot is normal
>>473578
anon
it boils down to like 4 whole ppl who are fit matches and they are probably like not english speakers or already married or something
>>473584
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If I start talking about how much I love Postal how soon will you consider me a lunatic
>>473581>>473583
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Just asking
anon
>>473579
Postal is a good series but I also know you like corkscrew rules
>>473585
fujo
>>473576
why are you locked in the bathroom
anon
>>473577
i did the math on people who would like me and i found theres probably one within a few km of me
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473581
Yes, the only good russian representation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473583
What makes you think I'm trnas
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Like genuiely
>>473591
anon
NGL liking postal 2 alot is kinda an ftm thing
>>473592
anon
>>473588
literally just intersection of vaguely ftm interests and also you are on the more trans offshoot of 4chan.com/transppl
>>473596
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473589
Postal is a dudebro vidya
anon
>>473590
I want to pick you up and princess carry you around everywhere
>>473609
anon
its just a statistic based guess
fp
when rose shows up can you tell her i think dating boys is nasty and she should stop doing that
>>473603
anon
you just have ftm vibes
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473597
I'm not saying you're accusing me of accusing you, just giving my reason
>>473605
anon
and i dont mean that as an insult bc i like ftms
>>473604
anon
>>473598
okay! I will tell her to date boys! And engage in some nasty raunchy (redacted for hornyposting) with them
>>473606
anon
>>473601
okay well im bot saying im accuraing you of accusing me of accusing you of thinking what i think i know you know that i know
>>473607
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473605
I don't think I would make a good trans man,
anon
This conversation is too confusing, Randall, you are a cutie, that's the end of it
>>473611>>473614
anon
>>473594
i also want this. twinks are so cool
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473608
I guess I am
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm having adult acne again so probably not rn but overall I guess it's true
anon
twinkanon are u actually a twink
>>473618
anon
Twinks who like trans women are so cool and sexy and funny haha
anon
>>473616
Yes, but I have to be careful because I stopped swimming and doing martial arts so now I have to severely cut back on my calorie intake
>>473622
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Jc pogging is my favourite picture ever
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473621
Correction, Duke Nukem and JC
anon
my ideal partner is a twink who does a little bit of gender as a treat and also is a top
>>473629
anon
>>473622
I got all my old equipment out so I can start getting into it again and hopefully I'll get back into my gym now that I am getting a motorcycle over the summer
fujo
>>473621
theres some keyboard reviewer on yt i forgot his name that sounds EXACTLY like the dude
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I think gender is cringe, just be yourself
>>473628
anon
>>473627
i think gender is cool and theres shouldnt be any rules on it and big bara men wearing dresses or having a cute lil earring or something is very cool
>>473630
anon
>>473624
Basically me but also I am a vers
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473628
Bara guys in maid dresses is a pinnacle of modern art
anon
when i say do a little bit of gender i just mean like wear some eyeliner or something times, live a little, do a little bit of gender you know??
>>473632
anon
Eyeliner though, I am like too bright and cheery for something so dramatic and severe
fujo
>>473632
you should just start hrt already.....
it'd also solve your little horny problem
>>473642
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Meant to say
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Oh man, this film got a lot of crittique but I liked it tbh
anon
if someone says "oh im a puppygirl and i make noise music" like. is it transphobic to assume shes trans
>>473646
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I don't get it D:
anon
JUST BE REAL
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I AM REAL
>>473651
anon
>>473650
I went with salmon to match one of my shirts cause I was going out
anon
You might not actually be trans'genr but it just means you have transgender interests and thats a compliment not a diss
>>473660
anon
It was pretty close to pink, but had a lil'bit of orange in it
>>473664
anon
It's all chipped away now though because I was working, doesn't look as good as it did when I first got it
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Transgender interests?? Let's not gender them pls
>>473659
anon
>>473657
you're being gendered whether u like it or not
>ties u down and forces u to gender
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Vidya games, they're like for everyone
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Everyone finds something in them
>>473665
fujo
>>473662
been a long time since i did tbh
anon
twinkanon is a cutie
anon
>>473663
I am pansexual or whatever the kids are saying now, back in my day (like 4 years ago) we could just say bisexual and it assumed "anything human"
>>473673
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Alex is cute
anon
i dnt like the word pansexual bc its like saying that bi doesnt inclue nbys and stuff
>>473672
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You're not a true pansexual unless you can deepthroat a frying pan
anon
and i think of myself as bi and ill date anyone gender
anon
>>473669
I am inclined to agree, I think it is assumed with bisexuality that you include nonbinary people and stuff
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Man, I wish Angelic Kitty Miracle chan was a real show, I would love it
anon
Bisexuals actually got the best flag and its not fair to all the other leggbutts
>>473678
anon
>>473664
I have a pic on my phone, but this site hates when I try to upload pics from it
anon
>>473676
mine got an awesome fuckin shark tho
anon
imagine any other pride flag as an LED lighting on a computer
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Actually, I was thinking about making a pride flag for myself, it would be like bi flag but with Randal's colors (orange black white)
>>473685>>473686
anon
they would all be a fucking mess
anon
but bisexual lighting is sooo kino
anon
>>473681
Unfortunately, your flag is tied to your image, much like mine. If I changed my flag it would be like faking my death
anon
>>473687
ur not wrong but 88 was just a number before the fascists got it and swasticas meant like peace and shit before the nazis got em
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm not gonna make orange and black touch dw
anon
still dont like those symbols even if they were bastardized by evil ppl
dawn
.play queen millionaire waltz
anon
>>473694
they arent toching. not gay
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine having a pair of balls always attached to you. Pretty gay
anon
>>473693
That's why I always press my balls against my partner's
anon
i want my balls removed
anon
but its expensive and im broke and also idiot idk if i mentioned that b4
>>473704
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want my whole body removed, need to become a computer program
dawn
they insist upon themselves
>>473705
anon
>>473701
One day you'll be able to get the surgery you need
anon
.play pink floyd money
dawn
.play pink floyd interstellar overdrive
anon
i will never find genuine love its so over
>>473715
dawn
don't be a doomer anon you'll find someone eventually
anon
1
anon
theres a mid 40s guy in my apartment block i talked to a few weeks ago and it was all friendly hes like oh ive seen u around but never said hi, how r u what do you do etc and we chatted and it was nice and then i was leaving and he like doubletaked and stopped himself and he was like u wanna go out for drinks and that was scary bc hes like double my age and i said no thx but now i have to maybe see him whenever i go outside
>>473720
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
.play boku patalliro opening
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I have a genuine reason to identify as agender, you gotta understand
anon
I have a reason to identify as a gender, cause I only got one!
dawn
reason shmeason who are you the gender police
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gender cop, give your illegal genders to me
fujo
>>473713
shit im sorry you're going through this..
idk stuff like this is the reason why i just don't talk to people
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
The problem is that Brian May is still alive and Freddy isn't
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He's 6'5
>>473731
dawn
twinkanon is a menace don't fall for his whims
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
He wants be 5'3 tho so I'm heingt mogging him
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Lmao
anon
I thought Dawn was going to reference the "don't fall for his lies" meme so i wanted to beat to the punch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Twinknon is part of the Joestar bloodline
>>473742
dawn
i was going to and decided not to
dawn
just to be a killjoy
anon
>>473739
Yes, but like the twinkier members, I got slim shoulders and such
>>473744
anon
But I am going to fix that
anon
>>473742
fuck i proabbly shouldermog u its over
anon
I mean, I think you underestimate the size difference
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Playing with my rubber wrist band
dawn
it's not even that much unless you're 6'5 and built like an 80s manga protag
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
It is to you
anon
how are u just casually 65 thats insane
anon
>>473751
No, my parents' families are like Belgian and French
anon
>>473756
lmao the graphics and y axis
anon
thats so fucking funny
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
STROOOOOPWAFFEEEEEEL
anon
I used to hate being tall because it was hard to build muscle, now I hate being tall because nobody can throw me around however they want
>>473772
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm gonna inject T into my balls
shrimp
can i watch
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
shrimp
aw
anon
Can I inject T into your balls?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
No
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Inject yourself
anon
I don't need more T in my balls
>>473775
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Ya you do
anon
except now im glad i didnt build a ton of muscle in my repper phase
anon
>>473772
Do not worry, I can throw you!
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
You gotta learn to buttchug that shit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Btw, back in the 80's there was an incident with an old serbian farmer and bottle in ass, it caused an internation conflict between Serbia and Bosnia
>>473784
fujo
>>473778
who said anything about hrt
anon
You were thinking it, I can tell
>>473782
fujo
>>473781
unfortunately your mind-reading doesn't work as well as you'd think
dawn
.play nirvana lake of fire
anon
>>473779
In 1990, a Japanese economist Sadio Futanari discovered a way to get 20% returns based on arbitrage and inflation, for more info on how to make this money, look up futanari inflation
>>473787>>473789
anon
I'm gonna go get dinner have a good lovely night to everyone especially twinkanon :>
>>473790
dawn
stop your pasta this instant
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473784
If it's Shotaro Futanari I'm gonna shoot you
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
That's it I'm creating white people
>>473791
fujo
>>473784
that's lame you didn't even go into the Nissan R34 story
anon
SILENCE YAKUBIAN
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I love dragons fucking cars
anon
This is a YAKUB board
dawn
i'm actually a scientologist and you yakubite heretics will burn in the rapture
>>473800
anon
t.erminator
anon
>>473795
Aight, I might be online later
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I want to be a mormon
anon
>>473796
Lord Xenu and Yakub both want to kill black people, we linked up
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Malcolm X was kinda based
dawn
what the fuck is a xenu
anon
Lord Xenu, the one who forced everyone to watch 36 hours straight of science fiction in a florida theater to make them believe the demiurge's lies
dawn
on a douglas DC8 (TM)?
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I'm laughing out loud rn
dawn
.play good old fashioned lover boy queen
anon
That song is about me btw, me and Freddy Mercury fucked hard in my previous life
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I need more Kurt Cobain hentai
dawn
i refuse to believe it exists
>>473812
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473809
You can't run away from truth
dawn
bogged
anon
I am not a fan of the hairstyle, but looks good otherwise
>>473816
dawn
i feel like i should know but i am drawing a blank
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473818
Viacheslav Butusov from Nautilus Pompilius
fujo
>>473819
arms are just repurposed legs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
2 legs bad 4 legs good
>>473825
fujo
we have 4 legs
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473825
Literally 1984
anon
Randal can say bestiality good, but I get warned for saying I want to eat somebody's ass, literally 1984 o algo
>>473830
dawn
something something, weakness of the flesh
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
If I had more motivation I would make a big test of all russian musicians I know smash or pass
anon
Well that guy would require like a drink or two, if he had a charming personality then sure
>>473837
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473832
Shnur is a hard no indeed
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473835
No, Shnur wouldn't be attractive even if you're 30 beers deep
anon
He looks like a happy dude, the male embodiment of that "if you smile then you can't be ugly" pic
fujo
do i make tea or coffee
anon
>>473843
would require alot of convincing
fujo
#8ball (nah)
fujo
ok coffee it is
dawn
.play control:mind waterflame
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Scratched my arm now it's all red
>>473850
anon
>>473849
I will genty hold it and make it better with my lips
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
*hypnotises you with my cock* You are straight now
anon
I have a +75% resistance to straightening attacks
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Yeah, well I'm an level 70 archimage
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Your resistamce is nothing
anon
I'm a level 120 slut
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
I never played DnD
anon
neither have I
anon
Traveler is more fun
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Nerd ass game lmao
anon
ooooh I never listen to primus except their one song but i like their one song it's horizons expanding tiem
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Imagine getting fiddeled by a hillbilly
>>473866
anon
I might play some horizon expanding songs
anon
Been a while since I loaded up the Q with music instead of abysmal dogshit
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Running with Scissors said that Nickleback is Postal Dude's favourite band, I'm gonna jump off the cliff
>>473867
anon
>>473861
u could fiddle any of us randy
anon
Postal Dude's entire personality is being as shitty as possible
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
Postal Dude's personality is guns don't kill people I do
anon
Then he pulls out his cock and pees on people instead
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
In Corkscrew Rules you can't piss on people because the MC doesn't have a cock
anon
i am god
anon
We are NOT discussing Corkscrew Rules
>>473875
anon
i am this great nation
Randalfag (´• ω •`)
>>473873
Yes we are bitch
anon
i met a nice person today chat
>>473878
anon
besides u 2 ; )

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